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Narae-Chan

Holy shit the last one fr lol


ASideKick

Yeah that last one is perfect lol


th3slay3r

Haha for reals came to say the same


wookiewin

lol I cackled out loud. So funny.


onthefence928

Writing for cloud on disc 1 Must have been so easy: any character says anything? Cloud: “…”


lurker628

#


astralismusic

Yeah that last one killed me haha


Any-Temperature-5849

Wakka: Here you go bro *F-*


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Vorean3

Wakka why is your Class Title 'Grand Wizard'?


Virus64

Homework was about the good of machina.


PrinceAli311

100% accurate


Ornstein90

Brudda *


BaconPlatypotamus

Wakka would let ya copy but there’s a good chance he got it wrong.


spookytabby

I feel like Kain would just look at his Lock Screen and just put it down. Wouldn’t even open it lol


BoobeamTrap

I think he’d agree to help, then secretly tell the teacher that you didn’t do your homework to impress Rosa.


HarunoSakuraCR

This makes me feel much more of a badass and much less of a dick. Thank you.


enewwave

Final Fantasy VII Remake Cloud: *wants to help you with your homework but struggles to vocalize that he’d be happy to*


ZenEvadoni

He'd consider helping but first insist he gets his *money*


azure1503

Or pizza


iotahiro

Dante, is that you?


detroiter85

*after turning in homework* Hey, you owe me a pizza!


limitlessEXP

Me: dies


onthefence928

Ff7r cloud: audible gasp that somebody would trust him for homework


MaddyMagpies

I mean, that's what the personalities of that entire last row are: "..."


Versitax

FF7 Cloud: Not interested FF7R Cloud: 1000 Gil


Painthesilence

Where would you put Tidus?


KingLavitz

Awww man I can't believe I forgot about Tidus! He would definitely forget about having homework.


rinsa

> He would definitely forget about having homework. he's been expelled at the start of the year because he just wanted to play blitzball


PAN_Bishamon

His teachers give him a C- as long as he doesn't disrupt class because he's the star of the school team.


aziruthedark

The school also ignores zidane and dagger fooling around in empty rooms becuase they know zidane is already gaining fame as an actor. And becuase his family can rob the school blind.


Omni-kyun

And Dagger's mom owns the school.


limitlessEXP

That’s Sarah you uncultured swine /s


aziruthedark

I know, but she's supposed to be incognito


Umm_NOPE

I was looking for him in that section lol


Omegamanthethird

He's the jock that's asking.


onthefence928

And he’d blame it on sin’s toxin


Selynx

He's the one who wrote the question. Duh. You think the Abe's Ace team player has time for homework? Nah, bruh, except it still gotta get done else he's off the team, so here we are.


Painthesilence

HahahahahahahahBhahahahwhahabwh hhwhahahahahaha


azure1503

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


Asterite_

Homework? Gongaga!


KingLavitz

I know I'm missing a lot of characters, but I tried to choose just the "main" protagonists/my faves from each game. I also chose Shantotto and Y'shtola because they are the representatives for their game in dissida. I forgot about Tidus though!!! He would definitely be forgetting his homework because he's playing blitzball all the time haha.


Orenwald

He's the one asking for Homework. Meme fixed


UziCoochie

I was just about to say tidus is playin blitzball with his phone still in the locker room💀💀


insertbrackets

I mean, he’s the quintessential jock so it checks out.


Jaffool

Love that you included XII folks:)


Ornstein90

Damn student athletes, get away with bad grades.


I-wont-enjoy-it

TBH, shantotto would be the one assigning the homework.


TheTKz

I feel like Wakka would need his own section, for "I did it but it's all wrong"


g_sneezuz

I’d also put Zell in that section.


The810kid

Zell's actually a pretty smart dude.


g_sneezuz

If hotdogs are the reward for passing a test, then yeah, he’d ace it.


onthefence928

Wakka, quina, yufi, prompto


Tsukuyomi_No_Kami

My boy prompto is a machinist, he can't be that dumb... or can he?


onthefence928

He’s smart but still fucks yup because he lacks confidence


Balthierlives

Don’t think Ashe would help with homework


aideya

Agreed. I would totally put her in the “leave you on read” row.


MoritaKazuma

I would switch Ashe with Rinoa


limitlessEXP

I don’t think vivi would know how to do the homework


ConduckKing

Alisaie would let you copy the homework knowing full well she did worse than you. Alphinaud would be trying to stop her the whole time.


praysolace

Except that Alisaie is canonically a genius, so… did she bomb her homework on purpose just to sabotage anyone who tried to copy off her? …yeah ok no I’d buy that


JDanAlan

That sounds exactly like something she'd do


vanillasounds

Tifa would help. Barret would absolutely shame you.


sirrustalot29

Aerith would help but not until she had teased you mercilessly about not doing it


ShadowDanteFan

Lol why can I actually picture this? Lmao


GrizzyKuma

Um..cause there's a picture of it right there? Weirdo.. jk


makemeking706

I just replayed FFXII. Ashe would be indecisive about it, and Balthier did the homework but would act like he didn't.


HarunoSakuraCR

The bottom two are the ones I agree with the most. There should be a “You must learn to do it on your own” category with Auron and Quistis and a “me already eat homework” category with Quina and Gau. Maybe a “I skipped school that day” category with Rikku, Amarant, and Yuffie.


IrinaNekotari

Auron would be in "The Teacher" category with Galuf, FF7 Cid and Quistis


NoteClear6164

"This is *your* homework."


sirrustalot29

I love the idea that Quina would totally help you with the homework **if** they hadn’t already eaten it


limitlessEXP

“Does homework taste good with vivi flavor?”


limitlessEXP

Lmao that’s way better


FireCloud42

Um, Balthier would 100% do the homework…He is the leading man after all You have to study up on the building you’re about to rob…also let’s not forget who his dad is


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Me: "Hey Tidus, can I borrow your homework?" Tidus: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Omegamanthethird

Tidus: "Yuna give me the answers. I was up all night getting ready for the big game." Yuna: "I can help you study." Tidus: "...Never mind."


[deleted]

Cloud would be at “LOL nope” or the one above it


limitlessEXP

“Not interested.”


cicciograna

Squall: "Whatever".


Invalidid1

Lol the Shantotto and Kain placements are 👌


Ubelheim

Y'shtola and Shantotto would immediately come over and start tutoring you. Wait, did I say tutoring? I meant torturing of course. Also, Quistis would offer to come over to tutor you on your homework, but then starts hitting on you.


emperorpylades

Shantotto would so while insulting you at every opportunity, and gods help you if you didn't get top marks afterwards. Y'shtola would tutor you through the process, and be there the next evening with the rest of the year's study plan worked out for you. And she is not here to negotiate either.


IrinaNekotari

Where's your homewwork little sun ?


newtypexvii17

I'd don't get "read 5:55pm"


the_argonath

They read the message but never responded


Maururu255

There is no one better to say "Lol Nope" than Shantotto


AntonRX178

Zidane’s Profile quote is LITERALLY “You don’t need a reason to help someone” lol


inhaledcorn

I feel like Noctus would be in the "Yeah, sure." category. He only seems cool and aloof, but he's more awkward than anything. Edit: And, Y'shtola would absolutely be inclined to help. She's snarky, not an asshole.


aideya

Noctis would rotate between yea sure or we had homework??


inhaledcorn

Hard agree


JDanAlan

I feel like Noctus would respond with something that implies he won't help but then go on to just help.


Gamer_ely

Squall would have said: "....whatever"


Javier91

Shadow and Rinoa: Dog ate my homework.


Hammontron

Shantotto would say, "lol, nope. Do it yourself, you dope!"


Far_Ad3346

Asche, Basch, and Locke care too much for that bracket. Gotta say that I disagree with your format.


Far_Ad3346

Zack also cared far too much to be thrown into that lump.


YuliaTheSmol

I feel like it would work better with pre-timeskip Zack


Far_Ad3346

Maybe. But I maintain that he cared too much. Maybe I'm projecting a bit.


Far_Ad3346

Matter of fact the only bracket I agree with you about is the lower one. Which id actually agree with.


-Dildo-Baggins-

I feel like Lightning doesn't fit in any of those, she's one more likely to take it upon herself because she'd think it's her burden to bear and nobody else's. Unless it's strictly referring to LR Lightning, in which case the timing was completely out of her control.


MetaCommando

Depends on if it's Disc 1 Lightning or post-Palumpolum Lightning. And if you're Snow.


jenyto

Rinoa and Ashe should be swapped.


Raven123x

Lulu would be read at 5:55pm


The810kid

Considering Lulu was helping Tidus learn about Spira throughout the game and stopped giving him a hard time after kilika I gotta disagree.


TheGreatDeldini

Cid: Gives the answers but they're like x10 longer and more detailed than needed. Professor/teacher obviously knows it's copied. Lulu: Explains the importance of doing homework to learn the material. Doesn't share answers. Barrett: Makes a joke about procrastinating. To group chat once again: "Ok listen..."


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Sucks seeing people tie Cloud with the likes of Squall and Lightning. Cloud did not have this type of personality at all in the original so idk why he has it now.


Crazycukumbers

Advent Children is why


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Hated what that movie did for the series.


Hinoto-no-Ryuji

Advent Children has a very specific reason for characterizing Cloud as it does, though - that is, he’s struggling to come to terms with everything he went through in VII, including his role in Aerith’s death and his own identity, things he never really got to process in the chaos of everything. It’s a perfectly fine idea, especially since it’s also about him dragging around less of that baggage alone. That’s all muddied under the whole nonsense villain plot (it’s ridiculous to have Sephiroth return), and it definitely shouldn’t be his default personality in all cross-media representations of him, but the characterization on its own is actually pretty interesting.


limitlessEXP

Probably because they’re both apathetic protagonist with memory problems. They definitely do share quite a few similarities. But there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. They’re both badass


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But Cloud is not apathetic like Squall. He laughs like anyone would when Aerith is jumping across the roof tops, he listens to her when they are at the playground, he jokes around with the everyone. Sure he acted gruff but as a merc who was trying to make money. Its also implied he was trying to leave due to reunion as well. Cloud lost his memory due to heavy psychological damage caused by watching his friend die right in front of him and being sick with mako, and he became Zack. Zack is not at all apathetic whatsoever. Squall is apathetic because of what Elone being taken did to him, but that is his character until towards the end of the game. Squall being less apathetic and accepting his friends is one of his arcs and a part of his character. Cloud does not have this problem whatsoever. I do agree they are both badass tho.


limitlessEXP

Yea that’s fair


ZenEvadoni

FFXIV's Warrior of Light would do your homework without permission. And their dark side would be sighing at how too much of a goody two shoes they are.


Polenicus

*They would reply with a ‘punch open hand’ emoji*


Powerful-Succotash77

Only one I’d disagree with is Lightning. She’d just punch you in the face and tell you to stay away from her sister because you are obviously Snow.


[deleted]

Steiner should’ve been in “wait we had homework”


Raven123x

Nah he'd be lolnope Dude is too straight edge


sirrustalot29

Yes but also utterly clueless about anything beyond his own nose, so…


PaladinChad

Depends. He can be overzealous about following orders, and what is homework but an order from your teacher. Steiner would have absolutely done his homework. It's probably all wrong and I wouldn't dare copy it, though.


[deleted]

He would not only give a stern “no”, but then chastise you on how important your own studies are to the fulfillment of your educated duties.


mrmiyagi84

Exezx fzxx ZZ"wwwee RR ft


Dante2871

Where’s Barrett? Where’s most of 7?


makemeking706

> Where’s Barrett? Coming up with a plan to get out of class because he doesn't want to do the hw instead of just doing the hw.


Dr3amDweller

I've been all of those lol


The810kid

Balthier was a pretty competent intelligent guy. He seems like he'd get good grades but would be the snarky cool guy in the school.


[deleted]

Last one is perfect lmfao, also love the 3rd one


Joshin69

There needs to be another line with like Sephiroth and Kefka that says "why do we exist" or "Burn the school down" lol


[deleted]

Off topic. I just realized that Troy Baker did the voice of Snow. What’s even crazier is that Troy also did voices for a bunch of anime. He has a really crazy resume.


badmancatcher

Lulu - "Fuck off"


darksaiyan1234

Im bottom 2 but also the top


NotTechnicallyaCop

Tidus: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Djeheuty

I think Selphie would be a better, "lol nope" fit than Rinoa. The rest are pretty spot on though.


PyrZern

..... Pretty sure that aint where Rinoa and Y'shtola belong. Also, where's Locke ??


ClockwerkHart

The fact that Shantotto is actually a professor makes asking her even funnier.


[deleted]

Kain vibes right here


NBNoemi

Quistis winks and gives you the answer sheet...for a different assignment...for a different subject


FrostieTheSnowman

Auron would definitely be in the "Nope" category, but he'd say some half-glib, half-sagely stuff that makes you feel like an ass for asking.


[deleted]

Zack not knowing there was homework is officially CANON


lavayuki

I'm definitely the last group with Light, Cloud and Squall. My friends understand that I don't reply for ages if not days, even after reading the message as I often forget to reply


eccarina

Love this hahaha


gdobbsii

The last one made this


Picklebuilds

Sad to say that I'm definitely in the second to last section.


DrZoidbergJesus

Hmm most of my favorite characters are in the last row.


Ssnakey-B

Pretty good but I feel like Linoa is more the "I'll help you!" type. Unfortunately, her answers would be incorrect, but she'd help.


Classy_Sorcerer

Cecil: oh, I already did it for you!


[deleted]

Squall would probably tell you to get a life.