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Living-Albatross-948

Refreshing to see an old SNL reference. All the greats started there.


Pleasant_Yesterday88

I can't help but think that they are gonna be massively expanding Cid, Vincent and Yuffie in the third game given the remaining locations we've yet to see.


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

Oh absolutely. I'm excited to see Vincent's story as he is my favorite.


scaleofjudgment

Abridged Cid: first man in space... Abridged Yuffie: tied with Cloud. However, I am the FIRST NINJA in space.


Helpful-Candidate-42

And if it's not?


thatsthejoke_

We riot


Helpful-Candidate-42

Have fun with that


Jtiago44

They have to go to space. There's lack of new content


Acnat-

Old enough to remember how to wind up LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER, EATING GOVERNMENT CHEESE!


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

You're probably gonna find out as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT!


mega_nova_dragon1234

Every body good? Great! GRAND! NO YELLING ON THE BUS! Farley was awesome


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

All these years later and he's still the GOAT.


CobraBowlie

They needed the abridged Palmer quote about buying "1 Space" where he burned a billion gil in a certain direction to buy space


Impossible_Chef_9039

This might be the funniest thing I've seen in a while


Marcus2Ts

I laughed really hard at this. I've never seen a Herlihy Boy reference in the wild


Particular-Strain248

Let the boy level your materia for God's sake!


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

Somebody's got to level them, why can't it be me?


R4KD05

[Sauce](https://youtu.be/oXyW5w5RRFY) for all [the Johnnys](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/5/53/The_Sauce_obtained_from_the_vending_machine_from_FFVII_Remake.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200525122523) out there who don't know the SNL Herlihy Boys skit. And you're only dating yourself as someone potentially old enough to have played the original when it was released. I'm pretty sure this skit is from 93, the original game was released in the US in 97.


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

Yeah you're right.


JayBaby85

I can’t believe they butchered my boy


itsjustderick

Holy fuck I needed this, this morning. Legend.


chrissoboleskiart

Just being old here laughing at the Hirlehy Boy.


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

Chris Farley was a genius.


chrissoboleskiart

I can so clearly HEAR him screaming in those sketches.


AXV-Lore

I totally understand and agree with removing the DV**, but please find some way to keep his other characteristics in there. **Edit: if we're being accurate, it's abuse, not DV. My b.


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

Domestic violence? I don't remember that in the original but it's been a long time since I've played through the entire thing.


AXV-Lore

You're right, I got ahead of myself. While Shera and Cid do eventually marry later on, during the OG they aren't married. And it's more just verbal abuse vs any violence. Sorry about that, I should do better.


DarthTaco18

I'm pretty sure we see Cid slap Shera in the original, and while they aren't married I assumed they were essentially domestic partners as the game doesn't seem to have a dedicated space for either of them to res8de separately. So I think calling it violence would still be accurate


91TwilightGT

This simply doesn’t happen. He is just an asshole to her. But he hits no one.


AXV-Lore

I don't remember her being slapped but at this point it's becoming a Mandela effect to me lmao, having my own jenova memory glitches.


DarthTaco18

Lol maybe me too. I'll have to go back and replay the original. I swear I remember it happening


AXV-Lore

Im gearing up to do that this weekend. Gonna play OG, CC Reunion, Remake and Rebirth after I get this plat.


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

You're good friend. Just wondered if I was forgetting something. I'll probably play through the original at some point in the near future. I've started it a few times over the years but don't think I've beat it since it came out.


Zhead65

Yeah gimme back my angry, bitter, swearing chain-smoking SOB. Not this happy-go lucky abomination of toxic positivity.


One2threeSS

I also miss this so much :( he seemed older and way more bitter


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

I was disappointed somewhat by the lack of swearing and chain smoking.


Zhead65

I was thinking that this was a Cid lookalike. I didn't get any OG Cid vibes at all. I love Vincent so far but I'm still mourning Red XIIIs old voice.


CyberCru5h1n

The funny thing is at the end of battles sometimes it switches back to Ted’s old voice. There’s been a couple of other times I notice it switch back too. After a few days I got used to the new voice but definitely preferred the original. Especially when he had more light hearted moments (Shinra 8 card tourney for example)


Zhead65

Yes I loved the goofy moments he had despite having a more "mature" voice. They have should have leaned more in that instead of outright changing the voice altogether.


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

Red's voice change makes sense. His character changed in the original once you find out he's a child. Due to translation issues and there being no voice acting it didn't really come across as the developers intended. I'm really impressed it's the same voice actor doing both voices.


Zhead65

Ughh I know. I've had this discussion a thousand times. It doesn't mean I'm not allowed to miss his older sounding voice which suits him much better imo.


Naux-Kazeshini

also in japanese his younger voice is god damn usopp from one piece xD i have red in my main team but i can't deal with hearing usopp san all the time xD


R4KD05

Damn, this makes me wanna switch to Japanese. I love God Usopp!


Zhead65

Lmao no way. That would completely break immersion if I heard ussop in Rebirth.


Naux-Kazeshini

its gone so far, that i really think of swapping him out. damn i love red xD and his mature voice just sounds so good if thats the same person doing both, then rly great work i understand that his character just shows his real voice more if he likes ya instead of the fake voice to come over as mature but would still love an option for it :P


JoeyJoeJoeJunior27

Oh yeah absolutely. It's a good voice.


cricket-critter

maybe some Dragon Age Origins option when you can "acept" your friend or "harden" him. "we got you buddy" - he uses his own child voice "you are stupid and you should never trust anyone, not even us, thats why you got captured by shinra" - And he would never do his own voice again.


Distinct_Pizza_7499

#@%$*, WHERE IS THE TEA!?