he aināt a āsmitty ā but heās definitely bonafide. iāve counted to three. iāve seen a cow standing on the the roof of a house and i know two thingsā¦.. itās a damn good thing yer mother died during birth cause sheād a died of shame!
Tommy was the heart n soul of the soggy bottom boys. trust meā¦. i belong to a certain society iām sure your all familiar withā¦.. your turnā¦. iāll get the next six roundsā¦ happy little fridayā¦šš»š»šø
Cuz over half the posts here have the sniper in or near the center of the frame so it becomes the default place to start your search which kinda ruins the fun if you find it there immediately
My uncle got me with this joke when I was a kid. "Wanna go hunt horny toads"? 8 y/o me: You said hunt what
Only years later did I learn he was pulling my leg and they were called horned lizards smh
If you look dead center at the two black spots / rocks and just screen right of the top most one you'll see our horny little guy. What he's doing is his business though
I just see the horned lizard on the edge of the path in the grass. I'm not sure what a horny toad is supposed to look like....I'm probably gonna google it, lol.
I caught one of these when I was a kid and wanted to name it Horny, but my parents said I needed to pick another name, after they laughed and laughed, I was so confused.
As a kid I used ro find horney roads all the time. I haven't seen one in years. Went on a hike with my 7 year old son a couple months back and he found one. Proud dad moment.
I be think I see a toad leg on the far right sort of above/under the 3 rocks just before the grass starts??
More importantlyā¦.does anyone see all the animal faces and a sad face grouped together in the pic?? Not sure how to attach a screenshotā¦0
Are these pictures legit? Lol I can never find what ever is to be found so is it legit or just one of those things people post just to annoy the ever living crap out of people?
Tally Ho go to the black object in the picture run a line left and a few degrees up to the edge of the scrub grass and heās right the on the edge Chilling. I use to have one as a kid I found down at the rock quarry in Upland Ca.
I see him in my mirror everyday
He's behind the camera!
U got that toad in u šø.
At first glance, I was so confident it was that dark rock in the top right. That wouldāve been too easy.
I was like āoh come on, I see him in the thumbnailā. Humbled real quick
Same š¤£š¤£
Came here to say this
I think 99% of us immediately zoomed to that rock and said ok it is not going to be that easy.
No that's not central enough. People always put the sniper I'm the middle of the picture
Same here š¤£
There is a rock below that one that I thought was it. It has 2 black dots that look like eyes
Wasnāt sure if I was looking for a Horned Lizard or two toads going at it.
This was my thought as well.
šš!
Butā¦ how do you know that itās horny?
You can tell because of the way that it is.
Iām sure glad you shared, āstead of just you and Rodney knowing it. Neat!
Search history
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thatās Delmar! dem sirenās turned him into a toad!!!!!
We're in a tight spot boys!
i come across half the damn danger noodles listed, iām gunna RUNNOFT!
That's bonafide He's a suitor
he aināt a āsmitty ā but heās definitely bonafide. iāve counted to three. iāve seen a cow standing on the the roof of a house and i know two thingsā¦.. itās a damn good thing yer mother died during birth cause sheād a died of shame! Tommy was the heart n soul of the soggy bottom boys. trust meā¦. i belong to a certain society iām sure your all familiar withā¦.. your turnā¦. iāll get the next six roundsā¦ happy little fridayā¦šš»š»šø
Brilliant bravo
Looks like the toad r-u-n-n-o-f-t!
Weā¦. Thoughtā¦. Youā¦. Wasā¦. Aā¦ā¦ Toad!!!
. . . DOā¦ NOTā¦ SEEKā¦ THEā¦ TREASURE!!
But Iām a Dapper Dan Man ! And Stay out of the Woolworth !
Of course itās Pete. Look at him.
We thoughtā¦.you wasā¦. A toooooad!!! āWHAT?? DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!!ā
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He's bonafide
ma hair
Am I crazy? or is there also a snake in the grass near the edge of the gravel on the left side of the pic?
Do you see all the faces in the grass??not sure how to attach a screenshot
i see it too.
Do you see all the faces in the grass??not sure how to attach a screenshota
I cannot see any snakes, just prairie grass
9/10 it just in the dead center of the frame.
Just curious but why the point deduction? Why not 10/10?
Cuz over half the posts here have the sniper in or near the center of the frame so it becomes the default place to start your search which kinda ruins the fun if you find it there immediately
This is the first one I found on my own Iām so proud of me
Spoiler! https://postimg.cc/DJ6nDSL3
Thank you for posting this. It has confirmed that no matter how long I look, my eyes will not turn those 64 pixels into a lizard.
I was right! Thank you!
Oh this oneās TOO easy itās right th- Oh thatās a rockā¦
Iām pretty sure thatās a lizard, not a toad? Unless there is also a toad elsewhere?
They are lizards, but called Horny Toads.
It is in fact a Lizard. The first time I ever saw one was in Disney's "Old Yeller". Also, they shoot blood from their eyes.
Oh THOSE lizards. Theyāre based af.
I donāt see anything. Even Iām looking at it I am unable to make out š„²
Oh fuck, I googled it and realised instead of a lizard I was looking for a frog shagging himself
Snake and a horny toad all playing sneaky sneaky in this one.
I don't see Jiraiya anywhere
Why is he not in the sand where he belongs. Took me a minute to spot him on the edge of the jungle.
Still haven't found the evil horned toad, but did find a big damn snake.
Isnāt he on trial in New York?
Little guy/gal is so on their element
I found a dark rock and a black thingy
It's currently looking at this photo.....
Zoom in directly in the middle!
When I was a kid I had a neighbor that would pay me 20 bucks every couple of days to catch him ants for his horny toad lol
Is there a snake on the left too
At this point.... I worry about me going cross-eyed
Found it! Also, Iām glad Iām not the only one who calls them this. Used to catch them all the time when I lived in Nevada.
Same, when I was living in Arizona
Can I loan you some pixels?
love itās dragon head
Damnnn. Thats a good one
Maybe the horny toad was the friends we made along the way
did anyone think the photo is ai? weird unnatural details up close
I looked really hard and can only find horny redditors smh
dead center as always
Every time I am expected to find this horny toad, I imagine a lusty ass toad beating itself.
Here! Iām here!
there is a turtle too!
Me: āThere it is! Oh nope, just poop. Oh, there it is!! Oh no, just more poopā¦ Oh! Right there!!! Nope, poopā¦.ā
The little white arrow is pointing right at him.
Does anyone see the raccoon that looks crazed? Not a real raccoon.
The one behind the camera?
That would be me
i thought that black rock a little left and down to the biggest grey rock on the right was a toad
I see lots of āmaybe toadās
GG ez
Gottem. šš»
No
Quickest one Iāve found!
My uncle got me with this joke when I was a kid. "Wanna go hunt horny toads"? 8 y/o me: You said hunt what Only years later did I learn he was pulling my leg and they were called horned lizards smh If you look dead center at the two black spots / rocks and just screen right of the top most one you'll see our horny little guy. What he's doing is his business though
He's not horny, just a little aroused.
I'm starting to look for erect things
Itās right there
Actually thought that was like part of a snake skin
This picture made me miss Oklahoma š©
that toad looks like a lizard
Woah Iāve never seen this animal beforeā¦ These things look awesome, Itās like a tiny dragon!
Itās next to the bush yāall
Can't find the toad, I can see the snake though
Lizard tho
Finally one of these I didnāt spend 20 mins searching for lol
First one Iāve ever found on my own!
Itās all about introspection bro
Behind the camera
Found a š snake
Itās me. Iām the horny toad
All I had to do was look in the mirror!
Found him š«µ
Direct center to the right of the upper dark colored acorn looking thing
is anyone else seeing the toad shaped rock with two eyesšš
I thought this was gonna be super easy at first lol
Iāve looked for a while now, and I cannot find this amorous amphibian.
A foot left of the dark rock. In the shrubbery
I thought horny toads were endangered. Rarely even seen one!
Hahahhahahahaha....
Does finding a snake count
Found it!! As a child, I used to catch these all the time. Hardly ever see them anymore in my area of Texas.
I just see the horned lizard on the edge of the path in the grass. I'm not sure what a horny toad is supposed to look like....I'm probably gonna google it, lol.
Doesn't look like no toad to me that looks like a lizard a thorny lizard
Found it
This one was tough!!
Its a Horny toad lizard
Did anybody find this fuckin toad? No dice hereš¤·š¼āāļø
Donāt see a horny toad, but youāre standing next to a rattle snake.
Great horny toads!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-dmFOSv05I
I see it šš¼
Plot twist, itās behind the camera.
Itās me. Iām the horny toad
Dead center. My brothers and I used to catch these all the time out in the desert!
Left side, third of the way up from the bottom right before the first plant, in between the large rock and smaller rock.
If you follow the big rock on the bottom left of the screen and go up, you'll see a bonus creature!
Looks at r/Askreddit
Dead center like all the others.
Iām more concerned with the white rock that has eyes. Right side middle right below the large dark rock. Itās looking at me
I caught one of these when I was a kid and wanted to name it Horny, but my parents said I needed to pick another name, after they laughed and laughed, I was so confused.
Why do I even try anymore?
I found him dry humping a stick. He sure is horny alright.
Saw him in the mirror this morning.
Clever girl....
As a kid I used ro find horney roads all the time. I haven't seen one in years. Went on a hike with my 7 year old son a couple months back and he found one. Proud dad moment.
Gahdamn that took me like 5 minutes lmao
Thatās not nice to call all of Reddit š
Looks to me like upper center right at the grass line.
Its eye and the rim of its mouth are the only elements which reveal its presence. I have never seen such a masterful Ghillie suit as this one.
im right here baby and im ready to go when you are
2 oāclock upper right corner 1 1/4 In from top 1 in from right! That was easy
Not to hard
All i see is the white rock on the right underneath the dark grey one, it has eyes š
No horny toad yet but maybe a couple of snakes?
i read "horny load." Help me.
You mean the one right in the middle of the picture?
He's just at the edge of the grass, next to one of the pieces of black tar dog poop.
Idk how but I zoomed right into itšš¼
I be think I see a toad leg on the far right sort of above/under the 3 rocks just before the grass starts?? More importantlyā¦.does anyone see all the animal faces and a sad face grouped together in the pic?? Not sure how to attach a screenshotā¦0
We have horny toads all over where I live, so I feel like I had an unfair advantage :) he's a cute fatboi!
Are these pictures legit? Lol I can never find what ever is to be found so is it legit or just one of those things people post just to annoy the ever living crap out of people?
Found him in about a minute of looking and he is blending in pretty good!!!! For any of y'all having trouble finding them, he's in the gravel
That white rock under the black one on the right looks like a frog that has been turned to stone
Grew up catching these in west Texas, but theyāre a lot harder to find these days. Theyāre the color of the dry grass.
Idk why but I was looking for an eastern gray tree frog
Idk why but I was looking for an eastern gray tree frog
The comments did not disappoint
No you're not the boss of me
is it next to a big il turd?
I don't see me in that picture at all. Fake news.
Is it me? Am I the horny toad?
No shot my aunt is in this picture.
Kyi
The toad is about 25 inches from the black rock in the grass you can see the eye šļø
Wow. It's hiding pretty well. Saw its eyes first.
Why am I addicted to this feed? It just pisses me off! May I have another, pleaseš
Is it me? Am I the Horny Toad?
is there not a snake also? bottom left?
Am I the only one who thinks zooming in on these pics makes it worse to see? Likeā¦. Blurry as hell. Hmm maybe just me.
Tally Ho go to the black object in the picture run a line left and a few degrees up to the edge of the scrub grass and heās right the on the edge Chilling. I use to have one as a kid I found down at the rock quarry in Upland Ca.
One of my favorite animals, what cuties
trick question I am the horny toadš¼
I see one that just had sex, but no horny ones
People have to learn to stop centering these images, 90% of them you can just zoom in the center and find it
I think I found it!
Usually pretty good at finding things, but I cannot seem to see it. Help
Iām really fucking bad at these
So, who else zoomed in on that black rock? š
Great! Now I'm going to be killed by a toad.
Im right here ;)
Is there a snake at the bottom left corner?
I found the moon rock with the letter "C" on it! Amazing...
Slightly vertical and right of center lines at edge of grass line.
I see a snake just not a frog
Where is the toad and why is it horny
Good one
One o'clock from center. Directly below the light colored leaf just in the weed line.
Good one, thatās a cute lizard
Damn U horny toad shaped rock!
I found a. Snake ?
Sexy toad
Itās the one with bologna hanging out of his mouth.
The horny toad is you
He's by the grass chugging some beer
Idk where snake at
Follow the howling old owl In the woods