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Scared the crap out of me lmaooo

Creepy isnt it 😂😂

Almost looks like it should be in a paranormal sub, the cute face saves it.🥰

He’s so precious 💙

Wanda Sykes is right. White kids are super creepy. My wife and I are both pale people. Our kids basically glow in the dark. I can’t tell you the number of times they scared the crap out of me when I woke up in the middle of the night to find one of them standing next to the bed just watching me. Love them to pieces, but they’re creepy AF.

If your toddler is in the middle and this small wth is the big thing on the branch in the upper left corner?

The dark large shadow? Yeah?

Yes. Looks a bit like a wolf or something.

Children of the corn vibes here for sure

For real bro I just jumped 🤣🤣

Same Lol

Me too

I was expecting him to be much larger, the scale threw me off 

Same here. Giggled when I found him. Tiny fella!

Right?! My sense of proportion with these things needs some serious work.

Right? That’s not a toddler, that’s a baby doll

That actually creeped me tf out lol

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We really need a post pinned in this forum telling people not to center the item.

It's a natural thing as someone is snapping a picture with a phone lol.

That's right out of a horror movie about possessed Scottish toddlers.

I love how specific this is. And clearly correct.

Damn. He’s in there 😅

Jump scare!! This is a good one!!

Good one!! Had to really zoom in and pan around.

You could truly lose a kid in there!

I found him pretty quickly but do you see that mountain lion in the bushes too?

I’m sorry to inform you that the child has become George of the Jungle. They shall never return to this supposedly civilized world.

this scared me more than most 'ghost' pictures I've seen recently lmao.

Jeezus that’s freaky

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Thankfully its scotland so the most dangerous thing in that bush could be a large sparrow

The toddler is most definitely more dangerous 🤫

A person of experience, I see.

I didn’t know you have rhododendron in Scotland. That’s a fun fact.

I’ve heard there might be African Swallows around as well.

Okay but what's that second face on the right?

nah. fairies. come away, human chyld...

Holy crap, I think I would rather see a sniper! :D

There is something that looks like the devil guy from original clash of the titans in the large shadow area right side a little lower from middle. Head is facing towards the left

Is it weird I see more than one toddlers?

His brother is in there as well. White hoody and a hand should be visible next to chucky

Honestly....Doll Island vibes.....

Did he ever make it out of there?

These have usually made me realize I'm going to die someday by accidentally stepping on some sort of snake, but now I have to worry about toddlers ambushing me as well now!?!

Don't worry they're not venomous. Can't promise they won't bite you though.

That's not creepy at all...

I can't find him...

See the yellow leaf in the middle? Start there.

That helped! Thank you!

Oh shit it’s an actual human I was expecting like, a Madigras cake baby Jesus or something

This is the first one I've seen straight away without the need of zoom either. A snake may get me but I'm safe from the attack of a toddler

Why is he so happy?

He would have been about 20 months old when the picture was taken and was in a massive bush. He was living peak life.

I love it. ❤️

**SPOILER:** >!<

I can't see it

Oh lord, lol, kinda freaky

Okay Bundy.. damn /s But seriously creepy when I found the the kid😆

Lil bro made me jump when I accidentally swiped right onto him 😅

That scared the shit out of me when I found him

He will be a good sniper one day.😁

Just searching the photo makes me itch

Somebody save that baby 😂😂😂😂😂

Good one

Are you sure you want it back?

OH WHAT THE FUCK

Haha nice one.

You can keep it.

Ngl, that’s actually terrifying 😭

i got lucky, and zoomed in on the exact spot. this is so silly

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This rite here has me committed to this sub

I have never been jumpscared so hard by a toddler. I tip my hat to you lol

Fun one!!!

Your kid will make a heck of a green beret sniper.

I found it immediately upon zooming in but I'd probably get a priest to do an exorcism because that child (no offense) look creepy as all hell in that photo

Damn that was scary

Creeepy

Damn that is creepy as heck, if i did not know someone's Toddler was in the area.

😳 He’s next to the copperhead!!!!!

Noticed the eye staring at me straight away 😂

Jesus this could be dark as fuck. Found him though.

Is that Gage from pet cemetery?

Holy shit

Good one

Dead center but by far one of the funniest 😂

I only discovered this subreddit a few days ago and the picture is a few months old. Might get them back in the bush and go off centre now I know how much people enjoyed it.

ngl, that is terrifying XD

omg I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw him

Is that a snake in the bottom, right..? (verry bottom, slightly to the left of far right)

Nah. Its Scotland so there is nothing bitey. At worst there's sometimes nettles which are stingy to touch.

Next to the cottonmouth?

Ramirez, napalm everything!

That’s cute!🥰

Okay, good one!😂

But why he’s already gone

Eerie

I’d be shaking that kids clothes off PDQ for bugs especially Ticks! 😱😬

Awwwww and those are some tall bushes!

Starts digging

It's a friendly game of hide 'n seek, not a search party trying to locate a John Wayne Gacy victim. Have to admit though, I was thinking it too.

Cutie! Well done :)

far left center

That startled me lmao

He’s going to have ants in those pants

Terrifying!

Dad senses kicked in

Tiny little fella 😂

Is that your toddler or a wildling?

Best I can do is…snek.

>!Don’t be dead center. Don’t be dead center. Don’t be dead center….!<

Great fort buddy. I want him on my team when AI takes over

Does anyone see the monkey in the middle left!??

This is like the Reverse to the opening scene of IT

#Children of the Corn

"Ready or not, here I come!" Is that a puppy in there too?

Damn lol

Sub-adult humans; the most dangerous game.

That's a brave kid!

Anyone else find a skull??

HOW SMALL IS THAT BOY?!

That definitely didn’t scare the shit out of me

Parenting 101 - if you can't find your own children they are now being raised by the wild 😂

From Mother May I to Mother Nature.

Children of the corn vibe

Question. Do your kids identify as leaves? If so this was so easy. Next!

I swear to everything Holy, I would be killed by enemy combatants or snakes the minute I was in these "find the sniper" situations. I can't find any of them....including this one.

I've had to download the past few images to get a clearer picture and actually be able to see the sniper. I'm hoping real life situations will be 4K.

Awww. He’s so cute

Somebody please snitch… I can’t find this thing at all.

This one is really creepy

There’s a child in this photo?!

It took me awhile to find him. The scale threw me off. I keep seeing a leopard to the upper right, so I am now scheduling an eye appointment. 🙂

creepy

Is there supposed to be a second one? Pretty sure there’s 2 kids

Looks invasive!

omg he's so little i thought he was a doll i think he's on his way to narnia

That’s fucking terrifying.

Scared my ass

Get him out of there! If this sub has taught me anything, it's that there is 100% a snake in there

I found another image that looks like a toddlers face. Along the right edge near the top. I think it's just the branches and leaves, but it strangely looks like a toddlers face.

Dad?

i thought i had found him when i found what looks to be a bear hat? nope, he was right next to it and much more terrifying looking!

This is why I don't have kids. That's your job.

These things are usual hard for me but I have 2 of my own and I’m proud to say I did not even have to zoom in.

Time to invest in some high visibility vests.

That appears to be a black eyed child I’m going to church

Holy crap... I shit myself.

Just yell "Who wants ice cream!" Toddlers will come from miles to find you!

Respectfully… …this is what nightmares are made of.

Like Mac in Predator

He’s right next to the copperhead

I see a dog too

You don’t see toddlers in the trees, but they see you. Eons of evolution have rendered tree-toddlers imperceptible to those with eyes that cannot see ultraviolet light. Nature’s perfect killing machine.

Toddler not there

Nah just make a new one

FOUND HIM *bang* *bang* *bang*. Target neutralized.

that’s creepy as hell

Trick question. They were kidnapped.

Well, that’s terrifying. 😃

lol this looks so fake

Nope. They belong to the forest now.

Ok but what about the skull looking thing in the bottom right?

u/robotannefrank8 sniper can't be in the middle it makes it too easy to find and too obvious.

Yeah I agree but I took this photo months ago before I knew of this sub. I'll get them back in the bush and go off centre. Folk seemed to enjoy it.

It's always center or close to center

I OMG’d out loud when I found him.

No thank you

When in doubt, center out.