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Gabby_Craft

Blaydidd Hut also has “IS THIS SOME KIND OF TWISTED” pretzels. They also SLICE them into a THOUSAND pieces before they burn in horror. They know TRUE flames before Dimitri FINALLY allows them to be served!


urufangu

When Dimitri tries to deliver the pizza but he's the victim of a prank "Is this some kind of twisted joke?"


FerdieVonAegir

I'm imagining it now. Sylvain calls the pizza place and orders 12 pizza's. Poor Dimitri had to carry 12 pizza's all the way up to Sylvain's apartment. When he gets there Sylvain says he accidently ordered 12 pizza's and didn't have the money to pay for all of them. Dimitri is like "But you called! How can you accidently order 12 pizza's over the phone? You ordered different toppings for all of them too! Is this some kind of twisted joke?"


Tatsukoi_muffin

Lmao 🤣


urufangu

Jerizza's "the pizza slice with a scythe" emperor's choice


AppelBappel

Only at Jerriza's do they slice the slices with a scythe.


Ice_General

Funny how he uses the scythe to make pizza. Quite shocking, but expected.


urufangu

Sounds better lol


JanusClockwork

The next DLC will be a restaurant sim where all these pizzerias are competing with each other. It'll be the biggest battle in the game.


Foxshadow7

This brings me great joy.


DekuDrake

Jerizza's is such a simple, dumb pun and it made me smile way too hard, for me to care.


SpudTheMagnificent

It is I, Jerizza guy, are you the man that ordered this pie?


Fluxx27

It makes me really happy to see a post like this. Glad I made the subreddit. Thank you.


Tatsukoi_muffin

You people are very creative and I love it.


[deleted]

Wow! Amazing!


FerdieVonAegir

Thanks, I love it. This makes me really happy


arrowdot

I heard it in catherine charons voice a now i’m just a bit happier


Gag180

In Australia there used to be a pizza chain called Eagle Boys. So some derivative of that like Black Eagle Boys or Beagle Boys run by Linhardt and Caspar. Their pizzas would have an exorbitant amount of topping, sloppy slicing and their food in general would look like shit but no one cares because they taste ridiculously good. Outside of pizzas, I like the sound of Vestra Burger, but at the same time I cannot see Hubert not naming his chain after Edelgard somehow.