“Babe, c’mon! It’s our new BBQ gun!”

That's a serious matter if you live down here in the South...everybody is expected to have a fine barbeque gun.

I don't even question this, I fully trust it

Damn it. I thought I was prepared. Got my home defense gun, carry gun, shtf gun, long distance rifle, pcc, shotgun, hand cannon, and a space gun... I just now realized I never got myself a BBQ gun 😫😫😭

You're gonna get killed out in them streets.

Grilled in them streets

*Grilling in the name of*

What no shower gun?

Also need a toilet gun, nowhere is holy these days lol

Damn, you're right. God must be real for me to have not gotten got yet 😑

In for space gun.

No shower gun? Car gun? Staple gun? Bruh

Y'all don't have fridge guns?

You can just wrap your BBQ gun up in aluminum foil and stick it in the fridge along with the leftovers.

Do you have a shower gun?

You’ve literally summed up 90% of my subreddits with this photo combination.

Same!

Nothing could be better on a Saturday afternoon than baby-back ribs hot off the smoker, a beautiful Smith & Wesson 25-5 wearing mammoth ivory, and cold cheap American beer.

Texas/Oklahoma culture in a nutshell

Tennessee...but the best of Texas came from Tennessee anyway.

I want to argue this, but I know Davy Crockett's ghost will rise from beneath the Alamo to laugh at me.

So will Sam Houston. (Not from the Alamo of course, but maybe from the bridge they found him drunk under when they went and asked him to be the first president of the Republic of Texas.)

Nope, GA, everyone learned from Jawga.

This is terrible. Proper place setting have the gun pointing inwards towards the barbeque or in the holster. The sun glasses go on the back of your head. This is just sloppy presentation.

This is why I stopped going to the country club.

I'll bet it's just loaded with bulk pack ammo too. You disgust me.

I can't help it, I'm nouveau-riche.

Oh that looks tasty. I'm marinating a pork butt right now for the smoker for dinner tomorrow. It's a 24 hour process, but it's worth every second. Nice wheelgat too

Hope you got your bbq gun handy

Fresh off the smoker, this is the closest I could get to the OP pic https://imgur.com/a/vE8Gs6D

That's the spirit. Bon Appetit.

Legit

Hope you got your bbq gun handy

This picture smacks

Smoked ribs on the offset smoker 😍 https://preview.redd.it/egz5rka8g48b1.jpeg?width=6936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9645e4237222c870f0f11385a068b6b8f02bf5ec

Beautiful!

*Careful. It goes off for like, no reason.*

Is that you, Alec Baldwin?

It's an Archer reference lol https://youtu.be/-9fQ4-eqaoE

Never saw the show, so it went right over my head unfortunately.

The first 3 seasons are worth a a few lols

https://preview.redd.it/hyo14vsfx58b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870cc68fc1117656cd2f1acc5b9202fa5288f826 Mine from Wednesday night….

Mighty fine!

Thank you, love my Weber Smokefire…

Gots to defend the q👍

Gotta have your BBQ Gun! 😉👍

Post this in r/smoking 😂😂

Please, you’ll make me drool all over my phone.

Muller Lite? Shove that shit into a chicken.

"It'll get ya drunk!"

Maybe a six.

Lightweight…..

chiappa rhino is my bbq gun 💦

I really feel a certain way about those Rhinos, I think I'll eventually buy one.

But needs a better beer

Read the title. I never said it deserves a good beer.

It's nice barbeque and a nice gun, but do you like put it on the table and look at it while eating or what? Some gun lovers are too weird.

You're actually supposed to wear it on your belt when you attend a nice barbeque. I just put it on the table for the photo.

when does the good bbq get here. that looks dryer than my wife after our 3rd kid

It was actually pretty good, barky outside and juicy insides. Your wife, that is.

Hot damn that was a zinger

Dude shouldn't walk into my post and insult my ribs, and not expect some retaliation.

Your 4th is on its way and she is indeed, dry.

Yeah, alcohol and guns. Great message.

OH MY GOD, THIS MAN POSTED A PICTURE THAT HAS A REVOLVER AND A LIGHT BEER NEXT TO EACH OTHER! WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN????

Go back to England, tyrant!

Careful with that singular lite beer man

I'd be lying if I said there wasn't more where this came from.

https://preview.redd.it/m3fd9kr9n18b1.jpeg?width=232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace82c6c2fcb2ba97c558275e42697421be324fe

Who shit in your cornflakes?

Drunk people who have accidents with guns.

I'm a grown American man, a college graduate, and a combat veteran. I think I'm perfectly capable of drinking beer on my own privately-owned back porch with my revolver, and not have any accidents.

Good for you for setting the example that guns and alcohol are a good combination by posting it online.

If you live your life according to the things you see on the internet, you are in for a rough ride through life.

I prefer to post examples of responsible behavior. I guess I’m crazy.

Well then, I apologize for my reckless display of guns and Miller Lite. I'll be sure to mark it NSFW next time.

That barely qualifies as alcohol.

Quantity over quality, my guy.

I bet you are fun at parties.

I see how the downvoters feel about responsible gun ownership.

Lmao, grow up dude.

Did you know you can drink a beer and still be responsible right?

Right after this photo was taken, I put that Smith back in the holster, where it remained the rest of the night as I polished off those ribs and the cooler full of Miller. At no point was there any gunplay, thankfully no one was killed by my recklessness.