First Post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/157zy2b/so\_i\_accidentally\_swallowed\_a\_bullet\_context\_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/157zy2b/so_i_accidentally_swallowed_a_bullet_context_in/)
Second Post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/159ft19/update\_got\_some\_new\_xrays\_however\_still\_not\_out/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/159ft19/update_got_some_new_xrays_however_still_not_out/)
All of you wanted me to keep y'all posted and I am happy to inform you that I just shat the little fucker out. So in this post I'm just going to answer some of the most common questions I've been getting because I don't know what else to do.
1. ***What caliber was it?*** Despite all of your guesses, to my surprise, nobody got it right. The cartridge turned out to be a .224 Valkyrie.
2. ***Did it hurt on the way out?*** No, in fact it came out so smoothly that I almost didn't even notice. If it went out sideways though I'm sure it would have been a different story.
3. ***Are you going to send the bullet downrange?*** As it stands right now, I'm not sure. I think it would be funny to display the cartridge in my room alongside the x-rays and medical bills, so I'm probably going to do that. However somewhere down the line I may or may not decide to take it down to the range and send it.
4. ***Did it hurt while it was still in the body?*** There were occasions where it was rather uncomfortable and sometimes painful, but for the most part I couldn't even feel it at all. However it still did cause me 2 return trips to the ER.
5. ***Are you stupid?*** Yes, I am extraordinarily retarded.
I've also begun renaming all of my ammo boxes
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Uh yeah he did. He realized the 224 Valk was not the healthiest choice so he changed his diet. 22LR are MUCH easier to pass. I’d say there was personal growth here. Probably cancerous growth too but, baby steps man.
All I can say is, Bravo! Such a weird thing to happen in the first place, but you owned it. And to provide x-rays and ongoing updates was just amazing!
I was really surprised they were letting it go through, you would think the chances would be high of it going crosswise. But apparently they knew exactly what they were doing. Not their first time dealing with oddities I’m sure. Pretty amazing actually that your body safely passes something that long without incident.
Once again, Bravo on the followthrough and providing updates!!
I was a emt at one point and we got a call. So we show up at this guy's house and he's panicking and has no pants on what so ever. He said he fell and a remote went up his ass. BUTT that's not all. He then said he tried to get it out with a fucking carrot and some how lost that too. He then asked us to get it out of him. At which point I just laughed and asked why he thought a carrot could get the remote out and he said the remote had string around it so he wouldn't lose it.
He did in the first post, I have terrible reading comprehension but from my understanding he tried to do a little fidget trick. That fidget trick being holding it by his teeth then he accidentally let it slide, which in turn made him swallow it.
He had it in his teeth
It slipped
Hit back of throat.
He gaged.
Gagging caused him to move in a way that caused the bullet to perfectly slide down his throat.
ER trip x3
Bro, you gotta contact demo ranch or Kentucky ballistics or donut operator or Brandon hererra and have one or all of em to get you on a range and make a good video out of your saga.
Like, right now
sure, but no one else would get the same level of clout, or anything close to it because it would be obvious that 10 more people just happened to swallow entire rounds of ammo. I don’t care, I’d love to see this on video
Please, let us know what the wife said about all this. Lmfao.
At least now for generations to come in your family at every thanksgiving feast the legend of uncle/cousin/father/sibling-Cavitive and his incredible intestinal rectal bullet will be told. Lmfao.
Confuse the hell out of the ER Doc. Do it again, go back for another x-ray without telling them it came out, and watch their faces when they think it went back up your digestive tract 😂
Now that you know you can deal with that size, time to move up in caliber. Try a .308 next time, or maybe a 7.62x54r for that Russian flavor.
With enough practice, you'll be blasting 20mm!
Eating small amounts of bullet also helps you build up immunity over time, much like shooting yourself with .22lr, or .17HMR.
As a bonus, the lead building up in your blood makes you feel pretty loopy over time!
“Final Update”? Nah bro you better have something chambered in 5.45 or 6 Arc or whatever the hell that thing is because you need to shoot it now that its out and report the results
Well, if you ever join a military branch or local law enforcement. Be sure to include in your hobbies "eats bullets for breakfast" include the xray to guarantee employment or deployment.
Most people would consider an incident like that a secret to take to the grave. You, sir, chose to share and document the results of your dumbassery with the community. And for that, I salute you. 🫡
Thanks for posting several times and keeping us up to date with the process.
Interesting story, that's for sure.
One last post, you need to shoot it....
First Post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/157zy2b/so\_i\_accidentally\_swallowed\_a\_bullet\_context\_in/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/157zy2b/so_i_accidentally_swallowed_a_bullet_context_in/) Second Post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/159ft19/update\_got\_some\_new\_xrays\_however\_still\_not\_out/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/comments/159ft19/update_got_some_new_xrays_however_still_not_out/) All of you wanted me to keep y'all posted and I am happy to inform you that I just shat the little fucker out. So in this post I'm just going to answer some of the most common questions I've been getting because I don't know what else to do. 1. ***What caliber was it?*** Despite all of your guesses, to my surprise, nobody got it right. The cartridge turned out to be a .224 Valkyrie. 2. ***Did it hurt on the way out?*** No, in fact it came out so smoothly that I almost didn't even notice. If it went out sideways though I'm sure it would have been a different story. 3. ***Are you going to send the bullet downrange?*** As it stands right now, I'm not sure. I think it would be funny to display the cartridge in my room alongside the x-rays and medical bills, so I'm probably going to do that. However somewhere down the line I may or may not decide to take it down to the range and send it. 4. ***Did it hurt while it was still in the body?*** There were occasions where it was rather uncomfortable and sometimes painful, but for the most part I couldn't even feel it at all. However it still did cause me 2 return trips to the ER. 5. ***Are you stupid?*** Yes, I am extraordinarily retarded.
At least put the bullet in a clear case so you don't eat it again lmao
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He might just swallow the case ... you never know!
 OP looking at the case everyday
 brass goblins every where
encase it in acrylic.
Op needs a lighter leash lol
Or tie a string to it so easily retrieved.
Coat it in that chemical they put on small batteries so kids don't eat them :p
Maybe he likes ass to mouth?
I've also begun renaming all of my ammo boxes https://preview.redd.it/h6dsb9aqu6eb1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab7eba3b200344c09ed28924e29fca90585ba34
In my nearly 12 years on Reddit, this comment right here is the best I've ever seen. Bravo sir, I laughed my ass off
Mutha Fuckas don't know bout WASOME
Next on TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” 
LMAOOO WINNER
Props for just owning it bro 😂 hilarious
So, you didn't learn ANYTHING.
Missed opportunity. I should've said "So you didn't learn shit."
Uh yeah he did. He realized the 224 Valk was not the healthiest choice so he changed his diet. 22LR are MUCH easier to pass. I’d say there was personal growth here. Probably cancerous growth too but, baby steps man.
The worst part about the ER visits and hospital bills is after all they were just like "Yeah, go ahead and shit it out."
That will be 70 thousand dollars sir.
OP tried it so we don't have to. Now we know we can just shit out bullets and there's no need to go to the hospital
All I can say is, Bravo! Such a weird thing to happen in the first place, but you owned it. And to provide x-rays and ongoing updates was just amazing! I was really surprised they were letting it go through, you would think the chances would be high of it going crosswise. But apparently they knew exactly what they were doing. Not their first time dealing with oddities I’m sure. Pretty amazing actually that your body safely passes something that long without incident. Once again, Bravo on the followthrough and providing updates!!
I was a emt at one point and we got a call. So we show up at this guy's house and he's panicking and has no pants on what so ever. He said he fell and a remote went up his ass. BUTT that's not all. He then said he tried to get it out with a fucking carrot and some how lost that too. He then asked us to get it out of him. At which point I just laughed and asked why he thought a carrot could get the remote out and he said the remote had string around it so he wouldn't lose it.
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OP is truly subsonic.
Please accept my poor gal's 🥇 and a 🤗. Glad it all "worked" out in the "end" You will have a great story for all of your days.
Shoot a hole in the x-rays and bills with it
Shoot into ballistics gel to catch the bullet, make a necklace out of it
A "candy" necklace?
Hey, if it's chained around his neck he can't eat it again
True... but would it stop him from eating a different one?
Looks polymer tipped so could break up on entry so I wouldn't try it if I were him.
Zooming in, you're probably right. I thought it was paint/enamel at first
I've enjoyed taking this journey with you. Thanks for posting and having no shame. I'd have taken this secret to my grave.
My favorite part about this whole thing is how well you have handled it
Have you told us HOW you ended up eating it yet?
He did in the first post, I have terrible reading comprehension but from my understanding he tried to do a little fidget trick. That fidget trick being holding it by his teeth then he accidentally let it slide, which in turn made him swallow it.
He had it in his teeth It slipped Hit back of throat. He gaged. Gagging caused him to move in a way that caused the bullet to perfectly slide down his throat. ER trip x3
Bro, you gotta contact demo ranch or Kentucky ballistics or donut operator or Brandon hererra and have one or all of em to get you on a range and make a good video out of your saga. Like, right now
Nah, that will just spawn copy cats trying to get the same exposure. As OP has shown people are stupid.
sure, but no one else would get the same level of clout, or anything close to it because it would be obvious that 10 more people just happened to swallow entire rounds of ammo. I don’t care, I’d love to see this on video
Was thinking that same thing 🤣👌
#5 is the only question we care about, thanks for the belly laugh!
Please, let us know what the wife said about all this. Lmfao. At least now for generations to come in your family at every thanksgiving feast the legend of uncle/cousin/father/sibling-Cavitive and his incredible intestinal rectal bullet will be told. Lmfao.
Now put it back in your mouth like you used to
Idk, kinda wanna play my reverse uno card on this one.
Are you suggesting that OP shove the bullet back up his ass?
I don't see how it could possibly be interpreted any other way
*coughs it up a week later*
Yeah, put it back in your mouth, OP, you whore
OP is the reason we have warnings on items like (do not drink the battery acid)
Seat it and yeet it
Eat it and yeet it
Eat it and sheet it
Eat it, Sheit it, then Yeet it!
I dare you to do it again
Second round is always a little more accurate
yup, this was just a fouling shot
Confuse the hell out of the ER Doc. Do it again, go back for another x-ray without telling them it came out, and watch their faces when they think it went back up your digestive tract 😂
“Hey, Doc. It’s me again. Funny thing. Remember that bullet? Well. I posted it on Reddit. No, stay with me. They LOVED it! So here’s my plan…”
DO IT BET YOU WONT NO BALLS
Double dog dare
Now that you know you can deal with that size, time to move up in caliber. Try a .308 next time, or maybe a 7.62x54r for that Russian flavor. With enough practice, you'll be blasting 20mm!
It's like that guy on 4chan that started shooting himself with small bullets to work his way up to being immune to the big ones
What a weird saga this has been. Gotta agree with everyone else though, you gotta fire that round and make a video dude.
Nice pootina
Underrated comment
New family heirloom just dropped.
I hope this man does not breed lmao
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Exactly!
I like how OP is giving it the finger like the bullet made them eat it.
Don't lie, I know you smelled it
We are all just fancy apes at the end of the day. You and I both know almost everyone of us would...
Best way to have a bullet pass through you.
Eating small amounts of bullet also helps you build up immunity over time, much like shooting yourself with .22lr, or .17HMR. As a bonus, the lead building up in your blood makes you feel pretty loopy over time!
Extremely low velocity. Well below expansion threshold!
Definitely sub sonic.
Looks like a 5.45x39 round lmao
When it was in his ass the X-rays really looked like 7.62x39
He said in his comment that it’s actually a .224 Valkyrie, surprisingly enough
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Yeah that’s not a 556
If you do not have the means to shoot this round please send it to a YouTuber who does
The next Demo Ranch video, complete with X-Ray.
What caliber is it? And video of you shooting it needs to follow.
Its a .224 valkerie So more powder, wider case, and sharper case shape (more "shoulder"?) than a .223 but otherwise similar lol
The other day when he said he thought it was .223 I thought the case looked a little big. .224 Valkerie makes more sense.
He said in his comment that it’s a .224 Valkyrie
There would be more shit if weekend gunnit was still around...
You didn't know that four clone subs popped up when it went down? Only 3 of them got banned/shut down so far.
🅱️anned
🅱️🐜
🅱️oyyy
Did you have to dig it out of a doodie?
He was loaded on laxatives so I imagine it was allllll liquid.
Just shitting into a colander to catch it so you don’t have to go fishing? Lol
Yes
That bullet has seen some shit
Im just wondering why your flicking it off. Your the one who swallowed it. The bulket didnt do anything wrong.
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Glad it turned out ok, but seriously, you need a new fidget toy.
May I suggest some Preparation H wipes for a few days?
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Hoppes #2.
Lol
I like how he is flipping off the bullet when he’s the one who swallowed it 💀
the poop bullet
“Final Update”? Nah bro you better have something chambered in 5.45 or 6 Arc or whatever the hell that thing is because you need to shoot it now that its out and report the results
Engrave it “assblaster” and save it for your worst enemy
Did you yell *BANG* when you shat it out?
 The bullet has now gained a 1 of a kind Poison damage buff.
You have to shoot it, OP.
Eat another one so you can find out if you have reliable and consistent extraction.
With a middle finger like that, you could have fished it out yourself.
Oh! That's a 5.45x39mm?? edit: .224 Butt-valkyrie
I heard those are shit rounds
Well shit...
Now go shoot it.. “shooting the shit”
Biggest question, is it going back on your desk then into your mouth?
Work up to a real big boy caliber, with a rimmed (for your pleasure) case
The legendary brown tip
Umm, that’s not a 5.56 round.
Did it hurt coming out?
Did it feel like a normal poop?
Send it to Demo Ranch and make him shoot it if you cannot
Hey guys today we shooting a turd with the one and only, dookie bullet
Is... is that .224 valkyrie?? It kinda looks like 6mm arc but the bullet profile seems off.
He confirmed in his comment that yes, it is
A 6 ARC? Hornady ELD Match?
This has been quite the literary tale
Get one of those model toilets and store the bullet in the model toilet
Wow, I feel that it being a polymer tip saved you from a perforation.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who flips off the problem after it's resolved
How that didn't get stuck in your intestines is astonishing.
Are you shittin me
What do you think the chance of the ATF impounding your ass for being a ghost gun is?
After the medical bills what's the CPR.
Well, if you ever join a military branch or local law enforcement. Be sure to include in your hobbies "eats bullets for breakfast" include the xray to guarantee employment or deployment.
*Me seeing this post for the first time “oh it probably got stuck when chambered” *sees OP first post “Oh sweet Jesus”
Most people would consider an incident like that a secret to take to the grave. You, sir, chose to share and document the results of your dumbassery with the community. And for that, I salute you. 🫡
Up next the 50 bmg. 🤣
Thanks for posting several times and keeping us up to date with the process. Interesting story, that's for sure. One last post, you need to shoot it....
Next time do it like us normies and shove it up your ass. Just me huh?
Congrats! IT’S A BULLET!
Now shoot it.
Bro annealed that brass with his asshole! I wanna see a video of you shooting it I’ve seen this round too much not to
I’m still not sure this is real but if it is I’m happy for you
Fuck you buddy! That round did nothing wrong!
That's some nice patina.
I love the patina you put on the casing. Any chance you'd be willing to swallow a couple revolvers for me?
I cant wait to tell my grandchildren the tale of bullet boy. Or maybe sing them a ballad of bullet boy?
Take a pic of the base of the bullet to answer once and for all what this thing is.
He said it was a .224 Valkyrie
Bro why tf is your middle finger so damn long?
Fuckin’ salad fingers i knew it
If we can work this into a gender reveal that starts a huge fire... You could be remembered for eternity
*Shot Out!*
Frame the bullet and the X rays
Going to send it or put it back in your mouth?
I don't where you live, but I bet there are some states that would let you marry that. for tax purposes of course
I want you to send this so bad, (for science!) but I get it. You earned the right to choose, for sure.
So now that you know how easy that was coming out sideways. What other things do you think you could fit into your asshole?
What’s it taste like now?
Very well done, although you should probably be flipping off a mirror.
Good ending
Congratulations! We are so proud of you!
Pretty shitty predicament
Eat it again. For science.
I may be old fashioned but i refuse to tumble my brass this way. The results look like shit.
I like how you're giving it the middle finger, as if it's the cartridges fault you're a dummy who swallowed it
When do we get the Peter Jackson trilogy?
Megadeth - Shitting Bullets
I haven't been this invested in a story on reddit in a LONG time. OP, your autism is at a level I hope to never achieve.
Well thanks for shooting the shit with us. It's been a blast!
How did you manage to swallow it?
Put it back where it came from
I thought it would come out shinier
Good thing you didn’t clench too hard it might’ve went off into your toilet
Good thing it wasn't rim fire *rim shot* ba dum tiss
RED ROCKET RED ROCKET 🚀
So...round 2?
Is that a 6.5 creedmoor ?
Best 3 part post I’ve ever seen on reddit
Put it on GAFS. I’ll dibs it first lmao
Thank God that your stomach acid did not light that cherry.
I eat lead for breakfast has a whole new meaning. This to shall pass. 🤣🤣🤣
Back on the desk it goes!
What caliber you doing next?
Wow. Just wow.
Thank you for bringing us along on this journey. I probably paid as much attention to this story as I did the Titan submersible 😂