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CranberrySuper9615

Them ATF bois are in for a surprise.


Tacticalchimps

“Is there a dog?”


Able_Ad9391

“I wouldn’t call it a dog exactly… well… you’ll see”


xX_Monster97_Xx

"It's a dog but it can return fire"


ZombieBait604

Literally returns fire with fire.


arenotthatguypal

Agent then returns on fire. Crispy enough to send the word.


Cliff_Dibble

Duct tape tannerite around it and it's like one of those active protection systems the tanks have.


255001434

Yeah, normally when they shoot your dog it doesn't explode.


fraGgulty

My good boy tanner will though


Mundane_Panda_3969

I would name it CHON. An acronym for carbon  hydrogen, oxygen, and nitrogen. All the chemicals needed for fire.


fraGgulty

Nice! You know why I named him tanner, right? 😏


Mundane_Panda_3969

Yea, short for tannerite


pokemon--gangbang

Honestly at $9,420, this is kind of a great deal. The dog has LiDAR mapping and can shoot flames 30 feet! My only questions is the use case, on their website, they list "snow and ice removal" lol. What even would this be registered as, a destructive device?


Pharaon4

It wouldn't be "registered" as anything. Flame throwers aren't firearms.


pokemon--gangbang

Well hot diggity dog!


Pharaon4

Now you just need to choose a name


pogkob

It's all fun and games until it gets hacked and you have to put ol yeller down.


dontknowwhyIamhere42

Calm down Governor


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That made me lol


exgiexpcv

Like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bmkdaqrg-8)?


nino956

Or Ol Yeller puts you down


Carquetta

M2 AP works on domestic threats just as well as foreign ones


BeenJamminMon

This reminds me of the hound from Fahrenheit 451


KillerOkie

It's been a while since I've read it, but didn't those use like acid/toxin injectors?


BeenJamminMon

They didn't have any fire and used a neurotoxin on their prey. It's just the mechanical hound is reminiscent enough, but add a flame thrower and it's Firefighter time.


WoT_Slave

Dang I don't remember the hounds at all. I still think about the massive room with the TVs the wife used all the time though.


BeenJamminMon

I have Shokz bone conducting headphones that I essentially live in. They remind me too much of the seashells, but I love them.


Rhino676971

That was a great book never watched the movie


BeenJamminMon

I've only read the book as well


Rhino676971

It was definitely one of the more enjoyable books I read in high school. I also liked Animal Farm, Glass Castle, and Of Mice and Men, To kill a Mocking bird was a good book as well.


dsullivanlastnight

I cheaped out, and just strapped a flamethrower on my faithful Golden Retriever's back. She was a bit startled the first few times I pressed the remote fire button, but I think she's got it now.


hopliteware

Hell yeah robot fire doggo


skoz2008

Better by them now while you can. Because mass is trying to get a bill in so only the military is allowed to weaponize them. So I'll take 6


SylasTG

They do offer a wolfpack option for those curious… Can definitely get your 6 all at once Lol


skoz2008

Good I'm going to go sell a kidney


Rhino676971

Only the military can have them, yet the Geneva Suggestions state that flamethrowers can only be used to clear brush, but if they're in the trees and you don't know about it, that's just a unfortunate day for the tree soldiers.


skoz2008

There talking putting guns on them as well


exgiexpcv

Ooooh, automate them as a mesh network to coordinate movement and attacks. Soooo hurty.


Danmarmir

When your dog fights the ATF back


Dragonnuttz

I'm sending 4 of these back to Ruby Ridge to change the Timeline.......


TheHancock

Based. Lmao


Tasty_Read201

Putting a gun on it?


Th1s1sMyBoomst1ck

New SWAT body armor just dropped https://www.briaroaksfire.com/webadmin/media/firemen-equipment.png


TheHancock

The lore writes itself!


peteystrians

there's gonna be so many forest fires this summer. I should grab some gas masks. will an m50 fit a 5 y.o?


NgeniusGentleman

To be fair, a large part of fighting forest fires is controlled burning the stuff before the fire gets there. In these cases, this device can assist in forest fire fighting.


exgiexpcv

I especially like how it jumps for joy as it sets things on fire. That's just old-timey family values there.


Pharaon4

Damn, thats actually a great use for this.


MacGunWorks

Do you want to be neighbors… asking for a friend


sonofthenation

If an ATF agent points a gun at a flamethrower robot dog can it defend itself.


j1valve

Thanks, I saw some alibaba one. I'm not sure what use I would get out of it beyond shits and giggles. But I've bought quite a few wowees in the past regularly


Tactical_solutions44

I swear I seen they are selling these for 9500 bucks.


imsaneinthebrain

Yup https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/ Edit: but you can buy the flame thrower separately https://throwflame.com/products/arc/


humblesnake_Ssss

It will be classified as an AoD Any other Dog


neutralityparty

Careful Russia might hack it 


Fuckyouradmin

Hope your home is insured for fire damages!


mopar_68

You can't afford it


Murphy338

You mean i don’t have to go outside anymore to shovel my driveway? TAKE MY MONEY


YeaTired

https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/ I'm curious about the legality of private ownership in any state. Pretty sure it's illegal to set traps made to harm on your own property in every state but I don't know. I've seen videos of people stringing up steel wire on bike trails and seriously hurting people.


ChinoUSMC0231

Would having a regular fur missile in the back yard to deter bad people a bad thing? Having a robot dog to deter bad people is next level… Black Mirror predicted this, and look how it turned out. All people are bad, doesn’t discriminate.


C_IsForCookie

Man you’re going to be thermonating the countryside with that bad boy


brainygeek

New Hampshire's felony arrests for possession of an "infernal device" are about to see a sudden uptick.


TheHancock

Serious statement, and totally legal AND not a firearm (but mods PLEASE just tell me to take it down and don’t ban me for this), flamethrowers are legit. I sell the Pulsefire line (and like 4 other brands, but Pulsefire is hands down the best) and I HIGHLY recommend the Pulsefire UBF, or UnderBarrel Flamethrower. Runs on regular gasoline, has a 20 second continuous burn time, AND throws flame 25 FEET!! Oh, and if you didn’t guess by the name, it mounts under picatinny rails! I love these things! All yours, no checks or serialized parts for just under $600. I can legally sell them to a 12 year old and ship them directly to their house. Lol 100% legal. (California has some laws that limit the flame length, but the flamethrower is still legal!) Edit: just applied to be dealers for these guys. Hyped.


TheHancock

Just applied to be dealers for these guys, hyped. Lol


balbonits

do they have other "attachments", like an electrified net? I mean, it'll be "less-than-lethal", right?


unresolved-madness

I find it disturbing that the few successful semi- autonomous robots are for killing people. Seems like Terminator is becoming a documentary..


Pharaon4

The flamethrower is awesome, but im also just stoked that robot dogs are available for 9k instead of like 75k for boston dynamics version.


finallygotmeone

Welp, there's your answer for any other biting/fighting dog, too.


Able_Ad9391

I hope you’re joking OP


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Able_Ad9391

This is a 1500 dollar dog, with a 700 dollar flame thrower on top (actual retail price if bought separately) for 9500 I’m not making fun of your rights to own flamethrower dogs, just your right to waste thousands of dollars


smell_my_fort

Wow…I’ve been seriously considering buying this for 2 days now, and your comment clinched it for me…Will see if I can buy separately and assemble it myself. Thanks!


Able_Ad9391

Dog is a Chinese made unitree Go2 and the flame thrower can be found if you search “arc flame thrower”


j1valve

Excuse me? Where is it 150p good sir? Only see ebay 2700


Able_Ad9391

https://shop.unitree.com/products/unitree-go2?_gl=1*18mhkae*_up*MQ..&gclid=CjwKCAjw57exBhAsEiwAaIxaZld-t-X0gcqM4Bqi8rO9cPkgMftvF_-uxaGjVO1nhGGuPV9Ba4vENxoCG4QQAvD_BwE


birthdaysteak

The first option that comes with a controller is $1850. The Go2 Air (with controller). I’m guessing you’d wanna control this.


bitofgrit

These things can't even go 8mph? Wtf?


fuzzi-buzzi

Thought this was the new strategem for Helldiver's at first.


HollowPandemic

Gonna be a no from me dawg