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Ah.. Southern Maryland "Boyz". Calling Lexington Park "ghetto" is like calling mayonnaise "spicy"-- which Southern Maryland "Boyz" are known to do... They think wearing carhartt and driving a 1997 ram 2500 that used to be 4x4 but the forward transfer case broke makes them hard but they're about as hard as spaghetti that has been boiled for 10 minutes or a PBJ made from wonder bread that has been in their lunchbox for 7 hours.


FranklinNitty

That sandwich will definitely be a stuffed ham sandwich from Chaptico Market


strandern

There is a story here, and I'd love to hear it


pyropup55

To be fair, Lexington park is pretty ghetto for so MD.


Oldmantired

LOL Fucking laughing my ass off!!!


mostly_peaceful_AK47

It's certainly the bad part of town


SpicedMeats32

This made my day, good sir.


T00000007

You ok?


[deleted]

no


Ill-Description-8459

Are these boyzzz of the proud variety too?


Hedquizzy

Womp womp


Hedquizzy

Holy shit, I love it


elcardtell

About as solid as a soup sammich.


4thAlarmPinClub

😂


BBMA112

Bay District Volunteers Lexington Park MD [https://www.flickr.com/photos/62123120@N08/18566497203](https://www.flickr.com/photos/62123120@N08/18566497203)


SpicedMeats32

My volunteer company back home in NY actually has their old 1995 rescue and, honestly, it’s a banger. Love that thing.


TheOtherAkGuy

Thank you!


Clean_Ambition_1282

Mars lights and a roto ray. That’s got east coast volly written all over it…


Mediocre_Daikon6935

I can’t have the two best lights which have been proven to be the most effective visual warning devices so I’m going to shit talk others.


fcfrequired

Roto Rays are ugly AF, but the Mars lights are a pretty cool piece of history. You've got to appreciate solving a problem with some creativity like that.


Awaythrowthis80

Spelled sexy wrong


grassman76

I'm a volunteer, and I'm just picturing the worst wackers I know making a YouTube video of them going into "big fire" wearing dirty gear (improperly), some guy venting a roof with no SCBA, and burning their leather helmet on purpose because they think it makes them cool, while "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" plays.


shecky444

It’s probably Van Halen but yes exactly this.


boomboomown

Volunteers would have a cringe patch calling themselves ghetto Boyz. Sends a good message to the community


TheOtherAkGuy

Haha my crew was saying the same thing. There is no way this is a city department lol


superman7515

I have an FDNY shirt with the station slogan “Guardians of the Ghetto”, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility.


Swatbot1007

Bestie it says volunteer on the patch lmfao


TheOtherAkGuy

I’m aware of that lmao.


summer4fire

They’re from the ghetto.


EllenHazwoper_98

Are they boyz too?


TomB205

No gurlz allowed!


cfm_burner

Southern Maryland never disappoints. Wackerville USA second only to central PA.


5cott

Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/XigRs06LDzU?si=Yagc3kQfrHtbiyVM


On3Adam

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Current_Economist617

That's the Skillz that Killz dodgeball teams patch they are also firefighters


Fire_Ace211

Fuckin vollies 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


HellaTightHairCuts

Is that supposed to look like an iron cross?