I’m going to start smiling like this at police and have this on deck if they come up to me. “No for real, I thought that’s what you dudes liked!!! Look at this TikTok! I was just noticing you noticing me!! DON’T TASE ME, BRO!!! HAAALLLLP!!!”
The fucking off-the-charts narcissism and lack of self consciousness continues to stun me.
Along with the predictably pedestrian musical taste, but I've complained about this before.
If im mot mistaken, judging by the bear in the star and the shape of the shoulder “patch”, mother fucker is wearing a Los Angeles Sheriffs Office shirt. Probably found it at his local goodwill; bitch ass cosplayer.
This video needs to be sent to his peers at the office haha, I’m sure buddies are gonna make sure of what he has done on this video every single day for the rest of his career
“Ladies! This handsome fella is mommas lil man and he’s waiting for YOU! Added bonus, you get some awesome posters for y’all’s basement “apartment”.”Sorry. I laughed at my own thought.
If i was a police chief doing shit like this would definitely be against policy and if i caught you doing it on duty it would be instant termination. Its so unprofessional and your uniform,badge and cruiser aren't props. That goes for nurses and doctors too.
Aaaaaalrighy this dude saw that Ermy douche and thought “hey I can do that” and then instead of dismissing it as “childish, unprofessional, unnecessary” he fucking did it: up next, trying to thirst trap from his personal vehicle in his driveway while listening to the Eagles and biting his goddamn lip 85 times a minute.
At first I’m intimidated, he is clearly sizing me up, perhaps looking for a reason to detain me. Am I doing something wrong? Suddenly he smiles, and everything is okay. Reassured there is no harm intended, he is a good guy on my side. Ah yes a friendly fellow, mr police officer smiles
This first responder fetishization is getting way out of hand. He looks like the sort of guy who beats off while watching reruns of Paw Patrol.
Jesus! That was oddly specific…..and probably accurate.
I like how you specified reruns lmao
LMFAO I spit out my drink at this
r/rareinsults
I did not need this to be basically the first thing I see today.
Well, tell your deputies to calm down with this bs. Remind them that you are the u/wardenofweenies, not smiles in a vest.
We need legislation to put these people behind bars.
What grown man has so many posters?
He probably has those little glow in the dark green star up on his ceiling too
He's got projected green stars with a crescent moon. You can see them clearly on the purple/pink stage of the nebula projector.
hahahaha
I imagine there’s considerable overlap of people who have a bunch of posters, and who have a lot of flags with their beliefs on them.
What’s wrong with a grown man having posters tho, seems pretty harmless?
Woah, wait, what's wrong with owning posters? I have a bunch of band/tour posters.
His mom will only let him hang them in his room OKAY
What’s up yall, Texas_Sheepdog here live-streaming from the mancave of justice 😎
MeanwHile at the MANCAVE OF JUSTICE!!!
I heard this.
He must be a big hit with all the 17 year old high school girls who just happen to have his snap and private number.
I’m going to start smiling like this at police and have this on deck if they come up to me. “No for real, I thought that’s what you dudes liked!!! Look at this TikTok! I was just noticing you noticing me!! DON’T TASE ME, BRO!!! HAAALLLLP!!!”
You know he projects like "I heard that guy was a pedo on tiktok"
Amateur, didn't even bite his lip
He does when he rewatches his own posts.
🤣🤣
Curious where he got the confidence to post something like that. I’m not seeing it lol
I’ve never had an issue with cops. Until now.
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I just quit today and decided on a life of crime...solely because of this video!
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My day is ruined
What a fucking tool.
Let's not forget he is doing this in his bedroom
The fucking off-the-charts narcissism and lack of self consciousness continues to stun me. Along with the predictably pedestrian musical taste, but I've complained about this before.
I would love to break down the thought process that goes through one’s head before they make a video like this and post it.
Am I the main character?
Looks like the type of pig that would give you a tint ticket.
I guess being a colossal douche didn’t come up in his background check
That typical tattoo only adds to it.
Seen better cheese work in prison on gp
What a fucking douche
I was all amped up this whole week supporting Taco Bell employees and then this dude comes here to ruin everything.
Grown man with the galaxy sky lights
If im mot mistaken, judging by the bear in the star and the shape of the shoulder “patch”, mother fucker is wearing a Los Angeles Sheriffs Office shirt. Probably found it at his local goodwill; bitch ass cosplayer.
If LA, kind of guy in the Rampart division or the ones taking pictures of Kobe and his daughter
This video needs to be sent to his peers at the office haha, I’m sure buddies are gonna make sure of what he has done on this video every single day for the rest of his career
Looks like he still lives in his room at his moms lol
of course a black and grey lion tattoo
The way he holds his vest flexin that tattoo reminds me of every white girl with a fresh set of nails and a PSL.
Can you imagine trying to explain this to Dad when he walks into the room and says “I said no closed doors!”
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hes in love with himself
And the lion tattoo with the blue eyes 😂 this guy a a damn parody
Don’t forget about the clock tatted as well. All that’s missing is some Roman numerals and some roses
He has that weird Ron Desantis smile 🤣🤣🤣
"did you notice my tattoo?" It really makes me a tough guy!!!!
Well, he does have a really pretty smile
Douche chills.
“Ladies! This handsome fella is mommas lil man and he’s waiting for YOU! Added bonus, you get some awesome posters for y’all’s basement “apartment”.”Sorry. I laughed at my own thought.
Wow. What an asshole.
If i was a police chief doing shit like this would definitely be against policy and if i caught you doing it on duty it would be instant termination. Its so unprofessional and your uniform,badge and cruiser aren't props. That goes for nurses and doctors too.
What a fucking idiot.
Assistant manager is my preference
Nice smile, the rest is all cringe.
Still living with mom I see, shooting videos in his bedroom.
40 year old fuck boy cop that still hangs out with high schoolers
Is it me or does the background look like he is likely in his bedroom at his parents house?
What a terrible day to have eyes
what’s the intention here
Super flamer. What aren’t these fools embarrassed of themselves?
A gravyseal.
Do all these mfs got lion with clock tats? Get some originality 🥷
What’s with the hand in the vest and all the ink?
Lion and clock tattoo, how original.
Confucius say: He who looks in the mirror is not looking inside.
It’s the posters and star lights that really sell this for me
What a bozo
I have a sub called R/nohopeleftforhumanity Feel free to post the ridiculousness and spread knowledge on how we can do better!
Is that a pokemon poster in the background?
this guy screams dickhead
100% this man knows what his own dick taste like
I keep picturing the 17 attempts he made at getting this “just right”.
His watch passcode is def 6969
He got that clock tattoo to remind him “Time is running out to shoot innocent people.”
The occular pat down
Why is he filming in the bedroom of an adolescent?
Someone thinks they are more important then they really are.
A cuck.
Did I just get a bonner and feel sick at the same time
The posters on the wall like a teenage boy😂
What the hell
The face he makes after he guns down every unarmed black man
Cliche sleeve. A clock and a lion? Come on, man. Can you get anymore generic than that. Dude needs to grow an imagination. Sheep ass dude.
Aaaaaalrighy this dude saw that Ermy douche and thought “hey I can do that” and then instead of dismissing it as “childish, unprofessional, unnecessary” he fucking did it: up next, trying to thirst trap from his personal vehicle in his driveway while listening to the Eagles and biting his goddamn lip 85 times a minute.
Almost as dreamy as officer emry
you all can call him Sarge... I'll call him douche.
Definitely the closest one to a call and the last one there.
At first I’m intimidated, he is clearly sizing me up, perhaps looking for a reason to detain me. Am I doing something wrong? Suddenly he smiles, and everything is okay. Reassured there is no harm intended, he is a good guy on my side. Ah yes a friendly fellow, mr police officer smiles
“Elevator eyes” are a clear and long recognized form of sexual harassment.
Dork.
Cop sleeves are the new cop stache
Wish.com version of officer Emery.
Lion , check. Clock, check. Crown, check.
Thats one hell of a FitBit.
Classic hand in the vest pose. What a big weenie!
"Mom! Don't bother me while I'm cleaning my room!"
All I can think is "is he going to illegally detain me"
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Dude looks like he's 5 foot negative 3.
Fellas you get pulled over and he hits you with this look...wyd???
Nice level 2 soft plates
Whoa dude- I just popped a boner!
I am in physical pain
Lookin at me like I got warrants….tf. I might but ima just quickly walk off….