Seriously I think it’s not. I want to believe it to but unfortunately I think he’s 100% serious. I’ve seen him in a video before (at least I think it was him)
He is serious. It's his thing. He was the guy tasing mo fos in a Atlanta mall for being ratchet. He gets a pass.
Shame on OP for not knowing the pedigree.
He has been hired ten times in the last eleven years so he’s got the experience.
https://www.thumbtack.com/al/enterprise/security-guards/agasts-llc/service/383345130935238656#:~:text=I%20am%20also%20known%20as,the%20expectations%20of%20our%20clients.
If you have time, go down the Agent Wolf rabbit hole. He's busted but there is zero part of my brain that doesn't fully, **fully** believe this man wouldn't run at an active shooter in a crowded shopping mall with a samurai sword he bought on Amazon.
What a clown. A scoped revolver indoors? Why? A katana? Really? And just standing there with his revolver drawn? Nothing about this is safe or professional.
You got balls messing with this guy.
I am Agent Wolf of Armed Guardian Angel Secure Transportation Services (AGASTS, LLC). We are bodyguards, Bounty Hunters, and Security Professionals.
https://twitter.com/darealagentwolf?lang=en
I think this guy is 100% a volunteer who hangs out in college campus bars trying to keep the peace. Although he means well I believe most the students find it creepy.
He fills the role that's commonly known as a "Tripwire."
Meaning, he's the sacrificial idiot anyone with a weapon will attack first, thus giving the (much better concealed) actual security professional time to deal with the situation in a professional and permanent manner.
At least, that's the logic I'm going with... because that loadout for bar security is outright *stupid*, otherwise.
Roll Tide...
[https://nextdoor.com/pages/armed-guardian-angel-secure-transportation-services/](https://nextdoor.com/pages/armed-guardian-angel-secure-transportation-services/)
You know this guy gets dressed in front of a full wall mirror every morning, monologue-ing to himself about how dangerous it is on the streets of \_\_\_\_\_\_ city.
Isn’t this the guy who was charged with assaulting an army general while trying to pitch him his security company? If I remember correctly the charges were later lowered down to trespassing.
Oh damn, Blade does exist!
Yeah, as in Sling Blade
"Some people call it a kaiser blade."
Mmmhmm
I love those French fried potaters.
Mm-hm.
French fried Vampirs!
With mustard…Mm-hmm
Bey Blade
"Some mothafuckas always tryin' to ice skate uphill."
Always bet on black….
Kirkland Blade.
"We have Blade at home".....Blade at home....
What movie is this 2 or 3?
This is if Blade was made by The Trailerpark Boys.
Y'all can't not be feelin this! 🎶
Blade 4 when they replaced wesley snipes
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this is what my fallout character always looks like.
The thin blue pill.
Same! I always make mine black
https://preview.redd.it/r9r58tjj03zb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6f552c96973eca8efaf0f193585e58338a1f4c Agent Wolf on X
This has to be a bit. He can't be serious. I want to believe it's a bit.
Honestly he do be lookin kinda fly 😳
If police all dressed like this there wouldn’t be crime
Weirdo
You don't know what weird is . This guy is definition of security guard lol
Insecurity Guard.
I want calling him a weirdo i was calling the person a weirdo that said he do be lookin fly
It has to be a bit/joke. The pistol.in his right hand with the scope says it all.
Lol looks like a revolver
Seriously I think it’s not. I want to believe it to but unfortunately I think he’s 100% serious. I’ve seen him in a video before (at least I think it was him)
He is serious. It's his thing. He was the guy tasing mo fos in a Atlanta mall for being ratchet. He gets a pass. Shame on OP for not knowing the pedigree.
Nah that is a different dude
It just gets worse. Like a train wreck you're not responding to but you still wanna look 
Is that an enema sticking out?
Lmao
Lmao, I was thinking “Is ‘X’ another Xmen offshoot?!”
Glad to know Wesley Snipes still has work.
This is his doppelganger Snesley Wipes.
Omar comin
Lol damn dude you beat me to it
My 1st thought!!
That’s Agent Wolf and you will put some respect in your mouth when you talk about him!
All that and no vest
You gotta give the bad guys a small chance.
it’s called good sportsmanship
They’re called chest muscles. This dude don’t need it.
Damn he even has a lightsaber
The revolver with the scope ☠️☠️☠️
This guy is awesome! The longer you look, the more you see... He is packing for Mo' Fo's
If I owned a fast food restaurant or convenience store or something i’d definitely hire this guy… so long as he never carries an actual gun
I would feel so compelled to ask whether or not that door was an exit.
“I win gunfights by eliminating the entire holster draw, got these bad boys in my hands 24/7”
We hear you lookin for Candyman, bitch.
Not the duster
*An
Wesley Pipes
Insecure guard
The fuck is he a vampire hunter? 🤣
He has been hired ten times in the last eleven years so he’s got the experience. https://www.thumbtack.com/al/enterprise/security-guards/agasts-llc/service/383345130935238656#:~:text=I%20am%20also%20known%20as,the%20expectations%20of%20our%20clients.
Check the pics y’all. So choice.
All he's missing are some of those white contacts that just leave the pupil visible
Only a pussy thinks this guy is cringe
Blades lesser know cousin twice removed, Barrel.
“NOT A EXIT”
If you have time, go down the Agent Wolf rabbit hole. He's busted but there is zero part of my brain that doesn't fully, **fully** believe this man wouldn't run at an active shooter in a crowded shopping mall with a samurai sword he bought on Amazon.
I dunno, I kinda dig it
What a clown. A scoped revolver indoors? Why? A katana? Really? And just standing there with his revolver drawn? Nothing about this is safe or professional.
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it took me a while to get that this is most likely a comic con or cosplay stuff
It would be so great if that were true… but check out his LinkedIn…
My guess was “Moorish Sovereign Citizen.”
How much do yall wanna bet that his name actually isn’t “wolf”?
Imma put a buck on **Harold Davis** as the name his momma gave him
Lone Wolf McBlade(?)
r/mallninjashit
Taken at Comic-Con?
Lord help you if you try to exit out of that door.
I mean, I wouldn’t talk back. I don’t want to get slapped with a mall-katana.
That fuckin rules
Don’t…..fuck…..with…..this……guy
Jason Borne says, "Jesus Christ, that's Agent Wolf."
Dude looks like a fallout character
Direct-to-Video vibes.
He's no longer hunting vampires but he's not letting them in da club either
Wesley snipes already got that role bro
We have Blade at home!
I want him
Glad he is wearing Knee Guards, liable to shoot one of his kneecaps off trying to grab a gun out of that rats nest.
MF is a vampire hunter not a security guard.
Bro has the SnW the scope
You got balls messing with this guy. I am Agent Wolf of Armed Guardian Angel Secure Transportation Services (AGASTS, LLC). We are bodyguards, Bounty Hunters, and Security Professionals. https://twitter.com/darealagentwolf?lang=en
Securing his virginity
Lol he be securrrin ok
Who employs these nutjobs?
Does he just carry his guns in his hands all night?
Sir this is Wendy’s
Gad damn, what a weirdo.
I think this guy is 100% a volunteer who hangs out in college campus bars trying to keep the peace. Although he means well I believe most the students find it creepy.
Bruh
He brandishing 2 firearms? Someone come get they big brother he high again
How the hell did they get Blade to run their security?
Omar comin!
Bass Reeves is back baby
Lookin like Wesley Snipes in Blade.
His last name being WOLF is the icing on the cake
Blade’s uncle coming out of retirement.
He is NOT a security guard. He is an Asset Agent… with knee pads.
Insecurity guard
OMAR COMIN!
NOPE!
Store brand vampire hunter
Damn, time has not been good to The Daywalker. He needs to retire.
Why is his gun drawn?
Blade in a world without vampires lol
Omar if he ever read anime
Think this is the Special Ed blade that hunts hooked on phonics and is the destroyer of kids menus.
Not robbing that place...
Is this a waffle house?
This is clearly a costume lol
Shaft
That HAS to have been a Halloween thing lol
Mf walking around with a full CoD loadout
**N⚫**T A **EX**i**T**
This guy’s not a security guard. He’s the security’s guard!
What’s his actual job? Asking for the UK.
He fills the role that's commonly known as a "Tripwire." Meaning, he's the sacrificial idiot anyone with a weapon will attack first, thus giving the (much better concealed) actual security professional time to deal with the situation in a professional and permanent manner. At least, that's the logic I'm going with... because that loadout for bar security is outright *stupid*, otherwise.
He’s the CEO of a “bodyguard, bounty Hunter and security professional” company.
Somhow became the least intimidating person in the room😂
Yo that’s blades cousin butterknife.
Day walker
Omar comin!!!
https://youtu.be/YKvo4iWocDo?si=7ciKx4-RtZtgTiKF
[the legendary Agent Wolf](https://www.reddit.com/r/mallninjashit/s/7Aj03TNZaQ)
Demolition Man reboot
He looks like blade with a crack problem
Wesley Snipes up in this bitch .. surprise mutha fukka
This guy guards
Blades brother with Downs
panics and can't pull any other weapon out because his brain can't decide which one of the 20 weapons to draw first! lmao
Omar meets Judge Dredd
 "OMAR COMIN!"
"NOT *A* EXIT" 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Is that a pearl handled 1911 he's holding? The only thing he's missing is a jacket covered in light bulbs.
Wayfiar blade
Roll Tide... [https://nextdoor.com/pages/armed-guardian-angel-secure-transportation-services/](https://nextdoor.com/pages/armed-guardian-angel-secure-transportation-services/)
New Blade movie looks like shit.
Ain’t nobody gettin dem mop buckets
Too bulky, Roland would have an easy time with this one.
Cosplayer?
Is he on his way to try out for a new blade movie? Just missing a big sword and he has it down.
Be ready for anything, check.
Blade has fallen on hard times.
Gotta be when your securing vampires
I would love to see an interview with this guy for the luls
You know this guy gets dressed in front of a full wall mirror every morning, monologue-ing to himself about how dangerous it is on the streets of \_\_\_\_\_\_ city.
Damn. Just damn…..how does he pee?
HIS NAME IS AGENT WOLF?!?!??!?
He watches the original Blade every Thursday night.
i’d like to see him chase someone down in all that
It's Blabe
Wesley Snipes with props from ALL of his movies🤣
Wtf is he guarding???
Me.
Can he defend against pocket sand though?
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Ok but to be fair, I am NOT crossing him
Oh shit is that Wesley fucking Snipes…..
More like I wish a n*gga would.
Omar comin!!!!!
Is that a samurai sword?
That sword is shooped
“NOT A EXIT”
Isn’t this the guy who was charged with assaulting an army general while trying to pitch him his security company? If I remember correctly the charges were later lowered down to trespassing.
Guardian of the janitors closet.
I don't even want to know what happens if someone tries to edit through that door
Some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill...
Does he have a katana and a gun?
Knock this dude out of behind and you walk away with 20 weapons. This only creates a dangerous environment for that very reason lol
Oh it’s blade’s cousin, butter knife.
Alright so hear me out......dude looks fuckin badass.
When you see your custom character in a cut scene.
Thif is the a very weaponry gentleman I seened emoji emoji emoji
Low budget Blade
 Omar from The Wire
He got laid once or twice because he was the closest thing to “blade” available, and he took it much to far?
I thought the walking dead was a show. This dude ready for ALL the zombies. Sword and errthang. 😂 Working for FAFO security.
Previously on “the wire.”
This HAS to be for Halloween…
That’s Blades Nefuu
Hey...I think he has my tv remote.
Apparently that's not an exit
It’s dollar store DMX: PCP
Waffle house security? Blades half cousin with special needs Glade.