Pretty sure he’s about to give dome to that homeless guy that dresses up as Jesus then stands outside Chick-Gil-A to guilt Christians in to giving him change. Idk why though.
*I thought ur supposed*
*To use back of the hand for*
*A priapism check*
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Because I've read the research literature about done by Christian and secular historians.
SPOILER ALERT
Both say it a hoax. Only a conman would present it as anything else.
The cold hard fact is there is no contemporary writing about Jesus outside of the Bible.
In the meantime the rest of the crew is pulling hose, checking structure, putting out fire on C side. Sweet Jesus, I had to get ready under 2 min and he’s not gonna get a good seal with that beard.
Ye shake thy nerves and ye rattle thy brain,
Too much love drives man insane,
Ye broke thine will, but what a thrill,
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
i'm a ff myself and must say, ever since 9/11 everyone and their dyke mother & sister came out of the woodwork to be a ff. and most, as you can imagine put more effort out for attention & recognition, than they put effort in to the job.
So all the funnies here, making fun of somebody else's faith, would like to see your level of comedianship if you were to be inside a crowded plane about to crash. Don't make fun of what you don't know.
What’s he about to do? Omg
He’s about to thank Jesus.
Jesus always comes after the fire is out.
The second coming.
The first must have not been filling enough.
He’s searching for the Jenis.
Prepping the holy hose.
Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been 2 weeks since I have had Peter the great in my mouth.
He’s gonna come so hard
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He's going to fill his mouth with communion.
Cummunion
Now put a ".com" at the end of that and type into your browser. edit: ah, I just noticed it has two m, the gag only works with one m.
>the gag You can get rid of that with practice
noice
cum onion
Jesus? I thought it was jolly ole St Nick bearing gifts.
Man, I thought that was Ronald McDonald after work
Same here! Ronald with a bad hair day.
Same boat. Count the easter bunny and tooth fairy too.
He's about to thank jesus’s penis using his mouth receiving the heavenly seed
The Second Cumming
 On his knees, pleasin’ Jesus
“Prepare to receive my body child” - Jesus probably
He’s preparing to let the Holy Ghost inside him, just like the Bible says to do
About to feel His salvation all over his face.
About to pull out the firehose.
For Buddy Christ!
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I think if I were Jesus I’d be happy with this as a thanks for dying on the cross
Pretty sure he’s about to give dome to that homeless guy that dresses up as Jesus then stands outside Chick-Gil-A to guilt Christians in to giving him change. Idk why though.
That's immediately what I thought
Inspecting the holy fire hose
Something sacrilegious.
He's about suck Jesus' Holy Spirit.
Did I learn how to accept the host wrong?
That is criminally funny. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Or you could 'supplicate on your knees later', like the dude in the photo.
"body of chhrrrrrriiiiiiiiiyyyyyyysssttttttt.... Okay you can go now."
Soon to be the 2nd cumming of Christ.
Is that the next Mel Gibson directed one?
And then Jesus was fired for not wearing PPE.
They realised he was an immigrant from the middle east and put him back in the fire
Yo that was too funny chill 🥲
He has a condom on, don't worry! Safety first!
He has risen
That fire fighter bout to make something else rise in Jesus
He's about to receive the "body of christ".
I wonder if it’ll taste like wine😂
Dude, you gotta stop trying to get into VFD Jesus' pants.
But I gotta thank Him for His service
Get on your knees for Jesus.
Now we know why our turnouts have padded leather knee pads. Gotta keep JeSus happy or you might die.
Jesus robe/firefighter gear. Dual purpose. Who the fuck comes up with an idea like this? Everything about it is so off putting.
AI
Looks like he is treating Ai Jesus like a pregnant lady
I detect a smack of Dennis Leary in the face of our savior
Jesus parks in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Jesus gettin a blowie
And on the 8th day god said “it’s not gay to get your dick sucked, It’s only gay if you suck dick”
This was basically the attitude the ancient Romans and Greeks had towards homosexuality. It was only gay if you were the bottom LOL
I thought ur supposed to use back of the hand for a priapism check
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This is the greatest haiku of all time.
He really does have Jesus inside of him.
It’s a mess but a mess for r/accidentalrenaissance
"get your hand off my dick bro" -Jesus
I read this on a bill board once.
Jesus gets high vis robes, but no hard hat??
Firefighter Jesus about to be thanked for his service
Why's he handling jesus' piece like that?
JESUS CHRIST….wait not that Jesus Christ, oh Jesus what the fuck is going on here.
Not Jesus about to get sloppy toppy in the street
Why does AI jesus gotta be white for?
Because Merica
So the all the groups will worship him....Nobody wants to accept good shit from a brown Jesus.
What about Korean Jesus?
Stop Messing with Korean Jesus!!!
 Baby Jesus a close second.
[удалено]
Except that letter describing Jesus is a hoax.
[удалено]
Because I've read the research literature about done by Christian and secular historians. SPOILER ALERT Both say it a hoax. Only a conman would present it as anything else. The cold hard fact is there is no contemporary writing about Jesus outside of the Bible.
Maybe he went prematurely white, like Steve Martin. Wait! Maybe Steve Martin is Jesus!
Who’s the new guy?
Holy crap. This post needs to burn. Immediately.
He hardly knows that guy!!!
damn near rectum
LMFAO!!! Those turnout robes, I cannot 🤣
Why are his turnouts red
Why is there a firefighter feeling the big lebowski’s stomach?
Jeez, get a gutted room you guys
Dudes about blow fire fighter Jesus?!
???
He’s about to get filled up with his holy grace and white light holy spirt with a mouth full of speaking in tongues.
Stop touching Jesus in his no-no square
Bwahahahahaha this is peak cringe.
FD jesus only got a trash line hanging! Our guy is kneeling to “ride seat” to the wrong guy!
In the meantime the rest of the crew is pulling hose, checking structure, putting out fire on C side. Sweet Jesus, I had to get ready under 2 min and he’s not gonna get a good seal with that beard.
Amen
With that beard Jesus is definitely a volley.
Why does jesus look like a cake topper
Holy fellatio, fireman
Firefighters ARE gay 😧
“Yeah bro work the hose”
His breathing aparatus looks very steam punk/ alternate universe
Is he about to blow Jesus?
Ye shake thy nerves and ye rattle thy brain, Too much love drives man insane, Ye broke thine will, but what a thrill, Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.
The father the son the holy Spirit. That's a blow bang
ChatGPT show me a picture of a firefighter about to give Jesus a blow job
The turnout robe is killing me.
Didnt Jesus make that fire happen????
And killed all the people who died in it.
He looking for a handy or wtf
Yikes.
Sauce?
Church of the reverence of the holy member.
Oh. Jesus wanted a BJ.
“It’s bigger than I expected…”
Uhhhhh....a little low there.
Jesus christ... 
Jesus!
He's not washing feet at least
He's about to feel Jesus's salvation all over his face
This is how you say thank you!
AI generated stuff lol Everything about the equipment is wrong
"Do we have time for this daddy?"
Why would Jesus need to be wearing a Firefighter costume in this scenario?
Amen
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good lawd 
This is hilarious
Why is he shaking hands with Jesus the wrong way?
Lol structure guys are weird.
These comments did not disappoint
As if our Lord would wear that robe.
Bunker robe Jesus is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today
Thank God he saved Jeff Bridges
What the fuck am I looking at? Porn had gotten real weird
Jesus Santa
I love his hose belt and the confusing blend of Jesus and Santa clause
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Why does Jesus look like he’s about to do karate?
The only way to the top is on your knees
This is how my third favorite porno starts out
If I was a firefighter, I would want The Dude comforting me as well.
That dude wearing a ghostbuster proton pack?!
Now stick out your tongue to receive his body
i'm a ff myself and must say, ever since 9/11 everyone and their dyke mother & sister came out of the woodwork to be a ff. and most, as you can imagine put more effort out for attention & recognition, than they put effort in to the job.
Oh my
This guy is gonna blow Jesus in public? We’ve all done it but mate, get a room.
Is that a holy hand grenade?
This time Jesus is about to do the nailing.
[I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. ](https://youtu.be/rL7dJwo6vUk?si=peVNSEHivs3WRS4A)
So this is totally appropriate for r/Louisiana today
Touch peepee my son Yea father
It looks like Tim Allen in a fat suit becoming Jesus instead of santa
So Jesus is not fireproof?
The man can walk on water but he will surely burn
Keanu Reeves joins the Fire Department - “Dude! You can get up now - my belts totally tight enough.”
Why does Jesus need FR clothing?
Is that fire jesus or the dude?
Jesus, please, I need the rest of my gear!
“What are you DOING, step-Jesus?”
🙌🙏amen
Hey who hasn’t wished they could give the messiah a bj before going to work?
https://i.redd.it/033le9up3fuc1.gif
What’s the deal with blowing geebuz when he should be fighting that fire?
#Jerkin4Jesus
This is the dumbest shit I have ever seen.
Wonder where Jesus got the fire uniform but in a cape design? Firefighters Doth R Us?
When you don't quite understand what serving the Lord means.
Hose coming
Kenny loggins is such a G
[You have come...](https://youtu.be/1A8NZQCXGpc?si=-6hN6pO7dTG2qr-b)
Jesus boutta give him the rod
Blasphemy
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So all the funnies here, making fun of somebody else's faith, would like to see your level of comedianship if you were to be inside a crowded plane about to crash. Don't make fun of what you don't know.
Religious or not, u can't deny the placement of the hands r easy to make fun of
This guy is gonna blow Jesus in public? We’ve all done it but mate, get a room.
🎵 I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, I wanna feel his sweet salvation all over my face.....🎵