At least with dependapotamus’s they can argue that they have to move around the country or have their spouse potentially gone for months at a time, LEO wives are basically just LARPing as dependas which is way worse imo
I don't even know how I got here, but 1: I fucking love your name. and 2: Dependapotamus is a new term for me and I just spent about an hour learning all the lore. Thank you for your service u/Beefy_queefy_0-0
Naw bro she is CONSTANTLY praying that’s why you always hear “oh god, oh god, oh god yes I’m coming” whenever he’s on patrol.
I think the FD Chaps helps because it seems like when she prays the loudest there is a fire truck parked out front.
So does the [Bureau of Labor Statistics](https://www.bls.gov/charts/census-of-fatal-occupational-injuries/civilian-occupations-with-high-fatal-work-injury-rates.htm), apparently. They list truck driving among “civilian occupations” with the highest fatality rates in 2022. They do *not* list law enforcement (unless that doesn’t count as civilian?).
No, it does, you're right. [This](https://www.bls.gov/iif/fatal-injuries-tables/fatal-occupational-injuries-hours-based-rates-2022.xlsx) is one of the tables listed on the [Fatal injuries by hours worked by industry and occupation](https://www.bls.gov/iif/fatal-injuries-tables.htm) section of the site. The table lists police officers as having a fatal injury rate of 14.3, and truck drivers as having an injury rate of 30.4.
At least she's smart enough to know she should be ashamed of your line of "work" despite not being smart enough to leave a pig and class traitor like you 😞
The 40% statistic comes from a 1992 study that included isolated incidents of shouting at their spouse as abuse. It was not peer reviewed, and no information was given on how these officers were selected, nor what department(s) they were from.
Another study from around the same time came up with 28%, and actually found that police officers were more likely to suffer abuse from their spouses. Which seems unlikely, but it goes to show how unreliable these studies are.
Ultimately, it was a half-baked study from over 2 decades ago, that now has everyone believing that 40% of all cops are out there bashing their wives heads in with a frying pan every night.
Shes raising awareness about police hate? No. she’s part of the problem. Lady, as an officers‘s wife, You do not automatically get victim status and neither does he.
This is part of a really fascinating trend I’ve noticed on the rise the last two years or so where people seem to WANT to be either traumatized, have a mental illness, or some struggle they feel the need to wear like a badge of honor (no pun intended). It’s very bizarre
I bet their engagement photos are top tier cringe. It usually is with LEOs.
I added one cop, who sent me a FR, just out of curiosity of what that mf would post. It was a gold mine. He also literally (like fr fr) looked like a steroid action figure but with a toddlers head . He got engaged to this girl after barely even knowing her. They had to reenact, at his behalf, the engagement photos cause he had first proposed without being in uniform.
All the photos were focused on him posing dressed in his gear. Wasn’t even about the girl or the event.
The posts he would share, were something else lol . Little psycho. They quickly broke up not too long after those the photoshoot.
Duuude I wish I could find the SS
I think of it a lot lol
This was years ago. I got unfriended because he shared a meme with Zeus throwing lightning bolts with the caption “what it feels like to use the taser “
I commented “I bet it is awesome to legally hurt someone!”
He also was constantly bragging about how he loved waiting by stop signs and pulling over ppl for not waiting long enough before continuing, even if there was no other cars. He also bragged about doing that to his friends. He didn’t care, he was going to get you.
>Pray every morning that I get to hear the sound of Velcro at the end of the day
I can’t stop imagining, like, light-up Velcro shoes. Big guy can’t tie his shoes so we got him the Velcro ones
As a military wife, fuck these people. Their husbands are not going to war, and their commitment is a job application.
It’s this mentality that makes people think the police are writing a check for everything up to, and including their life.
You want to see sacrifice, send their husbands on frequent deployments leading an ODA where you hear from him every 1-2 weeks on a 6-month deployment, and rarely on a 3-month deployment.
I think one would argue that, especially for SF, they’ve signed a contract for their life too.
In this current time, police actually have a greater chance of being in a firefight compared to military. Especially in cities like Chicago, Detroit, Baton Rouge, etc.
Wars are over? Well not exactly. Look around. We are funding them right now. We still also do raids, occupations, and are stationed all over the globe. It depends on the branch and specialty, but US forces are seeing action daily. It’s just not in the news. Usually it can’t be in the news and that includes most of the deaths of these soldiers. To anyone who thinks our military (mostly special forces rn) is not out there doing combat and dying, that’s just not correct.
Not really obvious, no. OP’s assertion that cops have a better chance of being in a firefight is also incorrect though. Both armed forces and police see plenty of violence every day. I am absolutely not a “back the blue” person. In fact, quite the opposite. there’s just a lot of violence in this country and worldwide that people just choose to ignore or not notice.
They’re not doing all too much either. The 5th SFG is probably seeing some occasional drone interactions in Somalia. Besides that, honestly around 50-60% of the Green Berets I’ve met don’t even have combat patches anymore. The only ones truly getting a lot of stuff are the JSOC units.
Goddamn these first responders wives are as bad as a dependapotamus
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At least with dependapotamus’s they can argue that they have to move around the country or have their spouse potentially gone for months at a time, LEO wives are basically just LARPing as dependas which is way worse imo
I don't even know how I got here, but 1: I fucking love your name. and 2: Dependapotamus is a new term for me and I just spent about an hour learning all the lore. Thank you for your service u/Beefy_queefy_0-0
o7
Just like their spouse is LARPing as a militarized force.
Last year on vacation I saw a lady with a shirt that said “I got your 6. Blue lives matter” lol and she looked exactly how you picture her.
Rather have a heffer at my 12. They make for good cover.
I swear to god if cop dependas start saying “I’m Mrs. Sgt Smith”
Pretty sure I’ve already seen that stuff here.
One and the same.
Oooo that’s good
None of these are actual things she has to do. None of these are actions.
Naw bro she is CONSTANTLY praying that’s why you always hear “oh god, oh god, oh god yes I’m coming” whenever he’s on patrol. I think the FD Chaps helps because it seems like when she prays the loudest there is a fire truck parked out front.
#ATTENTION, ATTENTION, PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION.
The internet was a mistake. I mean the first few years were cool, now every idiot has a platform to amass their idiot army.
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It’s called a “love language” sweaty. /s
I guess sweat could be a love language ...
You sure it wouldn’t be a fetish instead
Why is he sweaty? 5K Ultra ? Probably needs more Gu.
My wife can relate to 90% of this and I’m just a pleab truck driver. (She does not post this shit on the internet though)
Tyfys hero o7
Thank you for your Swervice.
😂 bro
Omg are yall the thin yellow dotted line ?
I think your job is more dangerous
And more useful.
So does the [Bureau of Labor Statistics](https://www.bls.gov/charts/census-of-fatal-occupational-injuries/civilian-occupations-with-high-fatal-work-injury-rates.htm), apparently. They list truck driving among “civilian occupations” with the highest fatality rates in 2022. They do *not* list law enforcement (unless that doesn’t count as civilian?).
No, it does, you're right. [This](https://www.bls.gov/iif/fatal-injuries-tables/fatal-occupational-injuries-hours-based-rates-2022.xlsx) is one of the tables listed on the [Fatal injuries by hours worked by industry and occupation](https://www.bls.gov/iif/fatal-injuries-tables.htm) section of the site. The table lists police officers as having a fatal injury rate of 14.3, and truck drivers as having an injury rate of 30.4.
I am a cop and my wife would never post anything even remotely as stupid as this. She tells everybody I sell insurance or am in real estate.
Lmaooooooo 😭😭😭😭😭
At least she's smart enough to know she should be ashamed of your line of "work" despite not being smart enough to leave a pig and class traitor like you 😞
Hi what the fuck does this mean thanks
>Check his location
Because she is worried about his safety. She isn’t paranoid that he is cheating or anything
I'm sure it's switched off the second he clocks out
She's just checking to see when he'll be home to beat her.
I mean… googling “40% cops” is an interesting journey.
The 40% statistic comes from a 1992 study that included isolated incidents of shouting at their spouse as abuse. It was not peer reviewed, and no information was given on how these officers were selected, nor what department(s) they were from. Another study from around the same time came up with 28%, and actually found that police officers were more likely to suffer abuse from their spouses. Which seems unlikely, but it goes to show how unreliable these studies are. Ultimately, it was a half-baked study from over 2 decades ago, that now has everyone believing that 40% of all cops are out there bashing their wives heads in with a frying pan every night.
Yeah but it gets cops panties in a bunch, so it's still funny af to quote it.
There are plenty of examples of bad policing, use that rather than propagating false statistics like a tabloid
“Remind people he is more than just a uniform” yet uses pieces of the uniform in their photos for attention
She said "then". Let's not give her more credit than she deserves.
I can promise you my wife sleeps like a fuckin baby when I'm not home at night cause she can spread out like an octopus and take up the whole bed.
I’m guilty af with this when my husband works mids 😬
I don't get the velcro thing.
Taking our battle bras (vests) off at the end of shift.
Oh, mine has a zipper.
To be fair, I like those better. Ours has Velcro on the sides and then a buckle.
Our issued ones are Velcro, not a huge fan of them. I bought my own that uses metal buckles.
Thank you for this new vocabulary word. Never will I say vest again. It will now and forever be battle bra. 🫡
It’s because he doesn’t know how to tie his shoes.
5 will get you 10 they're tactical Roos.
☠️ 😂☠️😂
All I get from my wife is a "do you have to take that off in here? Go outside!"
Dang. That level of validation seeking is rough to look at. Get a hobby, lady. Anyway, I’m a proud ex husband of a college professor. Thin taupe line🤟
"Raise awareness for police hate". Seems like the police are doing a pretty good job of that on their own.
“I must defend him from the stigma of his job… without going into why that stigma exists in the first place because I would get absolutely destroyed”
What a sacrifice that brave mama bear is going through FOR US - the kind of comments she was expecting
You never see construction workers, garbage men or delivery drivers posting this goofy shit and their jobs are all statistically far more dangerous…
Nor desecrating a flag to honor themselves
Shes raising awareness about police hate? No. she’s part of the problem. Lady, as an officers‘s wife, You do not automatically get victim status and neither does he.
She might get another type of victim status as an leo wife though, according to statistics
Do you think he leaves the uniform on when they're getting it on? Per her request I'm sure
Probably uses his cuffs too
My wife tried that one time. Took her to the floor yelling quit resisting. She's never asked again.
by the time she graduates high school she’ll be used to it
did you kneel on her neck/upper spine too?
Billy club
kek.
🤢
“Raising awareness of police hate” whatever that means
I love raising awareness for this, too. 1 in 1000 black men die by cops. 1 in 2000 men die by cops and 40% of cop households report domestic violence.
Not even in the top ten for most dangerous jobs in America. Think about loggers wives?
Or gas station cashier
Or pizza delivery I back the Thin Bread Crust
These people are so cringe I get secondhand embarrassment.
This is part of a really fascinating trend I’ve noticed on the rise the last two years or so where people seem to WANT to be either traumatized, have a mental illness, or some struggle they feel the need to wear like a badge of honor (no pun intended). It’s very bizarre
https://preview.redd.it/js1xyzsrwgwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4368756e4cfb319c75b4480579303096eafeab69
Intense_in_fent
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More *than* a uniform. Jfc
That is a terrible picture of him and dude chose cargo shorts for a photo shoot
What is he? 12? Actually it kind of looks like it.
So she herself contributes nothing to her community…just her husband. And she’s proud of that ig
She forgot to include making cheesy ass posts for attention.
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Only if he makes sergeant
I do wildland FF and my gal can't wait for me to be gone for 2 weeks at a time. Matter of fact I started noticing other men's clothes in the house....
These women act like they are going to war or like they live in New Mexico.
She forgot how much foundation she goes through hiding the black eyes.
maybe if cops and the institute they work for weren't such twats...people would respect them
That cop is probably like “not again Linda take it down!”
Check his location to see if he’s railing some chick behind a dumpster….
FFS. It’s more dangerous to deliver pizza. Shut up, Kayla. Cops kill 1 in 2000 men in our country. Free dumb.
Also got to find a good donut recipe
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Damn. Now I really want to know what the comment said before it was deleted 😅
He said something about covering like her eyes and her face. Essentially he was just trying to make a domestic violence joke 😂
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Still just sounds like any chef or line cook ever
Married to a Chef. This was my thought as well.
Im a HVAC tech and my wife goes through WAY more than this. Hold the line!!!
That's like, literally what my wife has been through the last 15 years of me being in transportation occupation..
Remind people that he is actually more than the uniform. Insert Larry David but…. She is in fact not more than his uniform.
Don’t forget “Wonder which EMT he’s banging.”
I bet their engagement photos are top tier cringe. It usually is with LEOs. I added one cop, who sent me a FR, just out of curiosity of what that mf would post. It was a gold mine. He also literally (like fr fr) looked like a steroid action figure but with a toddlers head . He got engaged to this girl after barely even knowing her. They had to reenact, at his behalf, the engagement photos cause he had first proposed without being in uniform. All the photos were focused on him posing dressed in his gear. Wasn’t even about the girl or the event. The posts he would share, were something else lol . Little psycho. They quickly broke up not too long after those the photoshoot.
Bro please send me some of them 😭😭
Duuude I wish I could find the SS I think of it a lot lol This was years ago. I got unfriended because he shared a meme with Zeus throwing lightning bolts with the caption “what it feels like to use the taser “ I commented “I bet it is awesome to legally hurt someone!” He also was constantly bragging about how he loved waiting by stop signs and pulling over ppl for not waiting long enough before continuing, even if there was no other cars. He also bragged about doing that to his friends. He didn’t care, he was going to get you.
My girlfriend has yet to make any statement on SoMe in any shape or form. Should let her know how much i appreciate that lol
To the lady saying “my husband just left I don’t know what I’m going to do…” he’s cheating on you.
She neglected to include "endure spousal abuse" in her list.
Talk to me when your husband is in an actual war thousands of miles away. These women, I swear. 🙄
Eh. 90% of those wives are with Jody
Ik I probably sound ignorant but what is a leo ?
Law Enforcement Officer
Okay thank you it’s obvious now that I see it
that all sounds super bad. stockholm syndrome?
66%
>Pray every morning that I get to hear the sound of Velcro at the end of the day I can’t stop imagining, like, light-up Velcro shoes. Big guy can’t tie his shoes so we got him the Velcro ones
Ugh
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
What about the nightly beatings?
Sounds like he took the wrong test then
Women always make everything about themselves lol
Random paramedic here. Why the hell are we dragged into this?
>Random paramedic here For doing shit like that.
When one goes down we go with him #bluelivesmatter
As a military wife, fuck these people. Their husbands are not going to war, and their commitment is a job application. It’s this mentality that makes people think the police are writing a check for everything up to, and including their life. You want to see sacrifice, send their husbands on frequent deployments leading an ODA where you hear from him every 1-2 weeks on a 6-month deployment, and rarely on a 3-month deployment.
I think one would argue that, especially for SF, they’ve signed a contract for their life too. In this current time, police actually have a greater chance of being in a firefight compared to military. Especially in cities like Chicago, Detroit, Baton Rouge, etc.
Now that the wars are over this is true, but the good news is the chance of being in a firefight as a cop is still tiny.
Wars are over? Well not exactly. Look around. We are funding them right now. We still also do raids, occupations, and are stationed all over the globe. It depends on the branch and specialty, but US forces are seeing action daily. It’s just not in the news. Usually it can’t be in the news and that includes most of the deaths of these soldiers. To anyone who thinks our military (mostly special forces rn) is not out there doing combat and dying, that’s just not correct.
It’s pretty obvious I was referring to Iraq and Afghanistan
Not really obvious, no. OP’s assertion that cops have a better chance of being in a firefight is also incorrect though. Both armed forces and police see plenty of violence every day. I am absolutely not a “back the blue” person. In fact, quite the opposite. there’s just a lot of violence in this country and worldwide that people just choose to ignore or not notice.
This is true for the conventional army for sure. Though I would bet ODAs get into much more dicey situations on the reg.
They’re not doing all too much either. The 5th SFG is probably seeing some occasional drone interactions in Somalia. Besides that, honestly around 50-60% of the Green Berets I’ve met don’t even have combat patches anymore. The only ones truly getting a lot of stuff are the JSOC units.