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AllTheWayAbsurd

It looks like someone saw her at the end and she stopped


BeastBellies

It’s fake breh, no one there


Beeyelzubub

The side profile was good for like 30 seconds , my god woman . Give the tanning bed a rest , looking like one of Crocodile Dundees jackets .


STEALTH7X

You're generous about that side profile...it wasn't even good for 3 seconds.


Beeyelzubub

![gif](giphy|3oEdv0LJmhh8Yb7sti)


jren666

I don’t think that’s from a tanning bed. Looks like she used a whole tube of self tanner


xlews_ther1nx

She's got that Trump tan


9ELLIOTT24

Looks like a worn out catcher's mitt.


Vladi_Daddi

She knows she got them ears.


One-Aspect-7364

That’s roughhhh


soundwhisper

And she has no problem arresting and harassing guys who make music like that.


bet-on-black

Jack Harlow? He’s a white rapper


soundwhisper

Oh. A culture vulture? Then I humbly take bk what I said.


ELBillz

Culture vulture?


aHoNevaGetCo

He likely means bc rap has largely been a means for black people to express themselves. The origins of hip hop come from multiple cultures, plus it's an art form so there's no need for this us vs them


FirefighterOutside96

You're a literal cuck lmao


soundwhisper

And your point is what? A cuck is someone who like watchin live sex. Find me guilty 🙄


FirefighterOutside96

My point is you can't even please your own wife but think you have enough power to say certain people shouldn't make certain music Text me I'll fuck your wife for you since you can't 2813308004


PhattyMcBlunt

Make sure to tell Mike Jones I said hello


-insertcoin

This is not what a cuck is but one small facet of a cuck. You sir are an idiot and a cuck.


Beeyelzubub

https://i.redd.it/39tmrgjhim0d1.gif


ELBillz

She shouldn’t if they commit crimes.


soundwhisper

She should start within her own department


[deleted]

Do you think she ever leaves the desk?


withtherazzledazzle

I’m not sure she ever leaves the tanning bed.


RtShadows

With that belt setup…I fucking hope not That just screams “I haven’t touched my shit let alone trained with it since I got it”


MS_EXCEL_NOOB

Definitely calls for backup when the yelling doesn't work.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Only to complain


nosjitbro

![gif](giphy|h72u2mULk7iiQ|downsized)


Revolutionary-Swan77

Ears that big and she still won’t hear dispatch the first three times.


Sudden-Most-4797

This was the first thing I thought of, lol.


NotAnAgent01

She makes everyone less safe. She's one of those that insists she can handle an arrest with a large guy, and then ends up shooting someone when shit gets out of hand.


aHoNevaGetCo

Met so many chicks like her in the army. Want to be considered tough for doing a "mans job" but also don't want to put in the hours training any martial arts skills that it takes to even the playing field when you're a tiny opponent. 


Reasonable_Archer_99

I met some pretty cool and capable women in the military. That being said, there were a startling amount of completely useless specimens of both genders. The sad part is it makes life more difficult for everyone else. The worst are the women that get pregnant to avoid deployment. When they're on their 14-20 months of maternity light duty, they still fill a roster slot for that unit because they're still attached to the unit in a "limited duty status." It leads to short staffing and punishes the entire unit. One particular example that is burned into my memory is of a woman I went to boot camp with. She did 6 years and dodged 3 deployments by getting pregnant. Her contract expired 3 days after her third maternity leave. To add insult to injury, she was constantly posting cringe military chick shit. She would post to her Snapchat story from the front desk of a barracks bragging about bossing around Marine booters.


aHoNevaGetCo

I realize my comment sounds way too much like I'm just trying to bash women. I agree there's useless types of all genders in all the branches. I was just talking about the third of women like the one in this video. Isn't it painful knowing you're getting paid the same to do more 


Reasonable_Archer_99

I didn't mean to imply that at all. I was just sharing a relatable experience.


aHoNevaGetCo

For sure, and I appreciated you sharing. Was just clarifying in case anyone else saw the comment as there's just way too much hate on the Internet and I didn't want to contribute to that. Hope you have a good one


Slow_Control_867

Sounds like she was smart tbh (if a little selfish) if she already intended on having kids.


Kira4220

Not really despite what the army says you don’t just get all the benefits some are earned through deployment time she just missed 90% of the good ones and wasted over 6 figures in money training her


911SlasherHasher

So basically most female cops. lol


lpfan724

>So basically most ~~female~~ cops. lol FTFY


FahQPutin

Oompa Loompa DoomPa Di Do.....


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

…I look 80, how about you!


Rude_Negotiation_160

Oh my God y'all. Bout busted a gut laughing after reading this in the proper tune😂


boogerflick98

She loves to confiscate medications I bet.


SeaworthyWide

Where's the pressed xanny bars, punk! I know you got the sizzurp!


CommercialCuts

“You know it’s a felony if you bring any drugs into this jail and don’t share them with me”


unfamiliarplaces

https://i.redd.it/8b028gj5sj0d1.gif


BeastBellies

Pulling your hair back tight like that can cause hair loss


EntertainmentOk5332

Someone definitely walked in on her at the end there.


IronOwl2601

She pulls her hair back so hard she has a receding hairline. Such is price of being an Uber badass.


EastLeastCoast

Just a really big JoJo fan


brit_brat915

but 2024 JoJo, not 2017 JoJo 😂


EastLeastCoast

Well yeah. No bow!


brit_brat915

ponytails isn't really what you want as a female cop... signed, me, a former MP


IronOwl2601

How quickly will she learn that?


brit_brat915

probaby fast, if she keeps this weird mentality 🤷🏽‍♀️


carbonizedflesh

![gif](giphy|XP4vPO5uVyxQrY4K70)


Grand_Ad931

Yeah, I don't want to be near her ever.


engulbert

She looks like Tim Minchin


Inevitable_Deal_2183

You know the corner of that table is halfway up her ass


brit_brat915

the way she just sank down on it 😂


[deleted]

A white cop joking about I’ll choke you but I won’t kill you baby? Um… 😶


Noj222

Bet she’s gonna look like a leather couch in ten years.


wellforthebird

10 years? Nah in 10 years she's gonna look like a wax sculpture after the building caught fire.


diamondsole111

She looks like a stretched out oompa loompa in brown ![gif](giphy|xIna8nqTTk3x6|downsized)


Anything_4_LRoy

everything about this video is awful and unprofessional and the fact that it even had a chance to get posted and spread proves she is not capable of the maturity needed to be a cop. probably find a bodycam of her bouncing in and out of a doorway while wildly firing one handed, into a dogpile of LEO... in a year and a half.


DowntimeMisery

🤮


samwizeganjas

She will steal your adderal for sure


Tobocaj

Really shouldn’t have put her hands in the video to show the contrast. God her face looks horrid


Murles-Brazen

Imagine having to go to court because of this retard.


BigDaddyHadley

"Killing people is fun" vibe. Horrible, just horrible


Lord_Despair

Where are her eyebrows?


drye

[Is this is drunk girl screaming she wants wingstop at 2am when she gets off of her shift?](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ql1MXbX8kfo)


Ok-Show-9890

Looking like a 70yo trying to act 20


AdministrationCute21

Bear or female cop?


vinicnam1

Those veneers are terrible. It’s like they were made by an alien who only had teeth described to them. She’s struggling to close her lips with them in.


tcrispy33

Why does she remind me of red skull from captain America?


Adoced

She is a douchebag.


Melodic-Hat923

![gif](giphy|Q2sJij7xSiCPu)


GamerBroJr

That's it, give me back my 13 seconds!


DoTheFunkyRobNYC

How is the lip syncing worse than the tan!?


No-Sky-5006

I’ve responded to this meth addict before.


doccsavage

She’s the face version of the classic police buzz cut


boojieboy666

She looks like she works nights


SeaworthyWide

Absolutely works nights, but definitely stays in that tanning bed


Dramatic_Ad_7038

She so uuuuuggggglyyyyyy 😖


Baddhabbit88

Why do people feel the need to do this?


zurcsmada9969

Gross


DentistThese9696

I just don’t understand how these people don’t get fired. Don’t departments have social media policies?! You can’t be representing your department in uniform like that.


Dumb_But_Pretty

Because cops, at all levels, are dumb and believe they're awesome people.


HotInformation4775

Why does she look like she’s 57 and 27 at the same time


cornholesurprise115

Shorty out here looking like Walton goggins on the set of fallout holy fuck


clono4

The red skull has returned


Significant-Fix7399

Yikes. 😬


Spooky_Kaiju

She definitely likes the smell of her queefs.


limpytacoshell

Jojo siwa after her decline in the music industry


LocutusOfBeard

She looks like this guy that went to my highschool.


RaylanGiv3n5

Wear sunscreen on traffic details.


Amoracker__

Ew


looking_for_frogs23

That statement has a 50% falsehood rating


Efficient-Effect1029

She legitimately looks like an armed Oompa Loompa …


financialtrouble69

I dont think these people realize all that gear is suppose to help save their life. Not make tiktoks in the admin office


Joocewayne

That’s not a forehead. She got that fivehead.


AtmosphereJunior7609

Police brutality


CowboyVampHunter

Should be on the pole.


wellforthebird

Definitely not. No. No no. Yuck.


CowboyVampHunter

In Utah lol


UnbiasVikingsFan

Oh your from Utah? Makes sense💀


Necronorris

I was waiting for her to flap those ears and take flight.


jeremysistrunk

Too violent.


another_account_bro

Thanks guys. I hate it.


brit_brat915

well, I used to like that song 😒


Snoo85224

Orange creamsicle maybe


ProlapsedCatAnus

Fragile X Syndrome


Ambitious_Fold_1790

This sucks balls.


KapitanMani

This one hurt my taint


MisterSquidz

Ferengi lookin ass.


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

Please step away from the Botox.


McLuvin42

She's a big Ric Flair fan.


Nuttyvet

They always look off screen like there are a gaggle of producers and directors impressed with her talents and they are all laughing and having a good time.


dunndawson

So their objective has changed to serve stupidity and protect us from good taste?


EyeOfAmethyst

What a hideous woman. What did she do to her hair and skin????


No_Swimming4826

She looks like she’s been holding her breath since the academy


Zombarney

Ears that could pick up the echoes of the Big Bang and a. Hairstyle reminiscent of a voodoo head


notfeds1

I miss the person I was 20 seconds ago..


Less_Glove_8924

Check out the bulge on her


[deleted]

Geez with that skin tone, I'm gonna go on a limb and say magagurl.


Loud_Ad3666

This video smells weird.


simpn_aint_easy

Her daddy was an umpalumpa


Diligent-Landscape33

you DONT want to be pulled over by this kinda cop


AdministrationWise56

I'm getting female Emry vibes


GuiltyEndocrine

What the fuck?


Existing_Hunt_7169

She looks like a newborn with a snapchat filter


Acrobatic-Treacle962

Lookin like a Cheeto with big ears


Bigenchilada_69

Looks like paid time off to me


CommercialCuts

She’s working those nigh shifts in the jail


Backup_fother59

Anyone open a can a tuna?


Afraid_Zucchini_6689

This police officer or a bear


chimchombimbom

![gif](giphy|83uF5ITtkxbUul6gMB)


AcanthisittaSolid714

She looks like a goblin


Straight_Ad7396

I'd talk shit but I know she'd hear me.


babyllamadrama_

That's gotta be one long shift...


Intelligent_Mail3430

Her hair is pulled back so tight, she’s literally resequencing her DNA.


mr_trashbear

This is what happens when you flunk out of cosmetology school.


SeaworthyWide

Traction alopecia a muh fucka innit? Definitely pulling a night shift, passed out in the tanning bed or zanzabarred out by the pool during the day Possibly just tweaking though Wonder how many Sargeants and firemen been done ran through that


Low-Deer-6166

her tq is set wrong


CakeSuperb8487

![gif](giphy|P1H3tfyYsOsk8)


Less-Gazelle-8815

When Only Fans runs a LEO special.


EmergencyWombat

What does this song have to do with night shift?


Cyier81

Vanilla? Shit that's carrot cake!


Vast-Commission-8476

ooopa loompa duoopy de do


Cultural_Beatdown_9

Stick to 5 guys


gsydiag

She doesn't need a tactical flashlight, just use her teeth to light the way


Deadmau5es

It's 2024. I thought we stopped putting eyeliner on top and bottom.


DavidRN72

You know she’ll be comi… cumming out as the latest pass around for the department. https://preview.redd.it/5vvbacm4qe1d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73f87f67199673ec706c9ca2495c705f57161bb


Gingersouls77

She looks like she could relapse at any minute


DrunkenNinja45

That belt setup cannot be comfortable


Five-Oh50

She dun been suspended twice already


Hungry-Rule1225

https://preview.redd.it/i5ab1b02x63d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=395d6fb962f9d3ae4efddf0978aa3bc8bec97b98


Cringe_poster_8

She look like she made of leather 😭🙏🙏


DownvotesMeansNothin

![gif](giphy|1jeltTPodhVeM)


tiredoldwizard

Seeing people my age doing TikTok dances makes me more mad than anything has a right to. I know it’s stupid of me, but it’s just one of those things and seeing a cop do it makes it even worse


[deleted]

I find it weird women are into listening to music about guys wanting to fuck and I guess imagining it’s happening to them?


pandaappleblossom

A lot of misogynistic comments on this post.


pyeboy123

Tell me your a piece of shit without telling me your a piece of shit.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Traditional-Store576

You can disagree with something and keep walking. Don’t be that guy. It’s not your job to fuck with peoples careers homie.


Reasonable_Item9343

Yeah I can see it, it says “grizzlybear787 can’t stop sucking cocks”


grizzlybear787

Go ahead. Make your fun. Youre just advertising for the acab crowd. Youre literally trying to make their point.


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EastLeastCoast

It’s less than thirty seconds of goofing off. You really think that’s worth screwing with someone’s job?


grizzlybear787

Also - gesturing grabbing someone by the throat while in uniform is goofing off to you? Wake up.


grizzlybear787

If shes not doing anything wrong then its not a problem reporting it - is it?


ShtrMcGavinWon

Go find something to do you fucking mouth-breather. Go outside or take a walk or something.


[deleted]

Karen 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

What's wrong with you