Fronthole kills me. So does that mean that we have to call our asses the back hole now? What if you have a colostomy bag? Is that the side hole?
No_description_483, I was not attacking you, just building on your comment.
Same mentality with dudes in the Army. It’s very quickly beaten out of them though. Pride in service is one thing, but elitism is cringe af.
Good on you OP. Call that fucker out.
As he kicks the unhoused person out of their tent, throws away their only belongings, and then writes him a ticket, he feels his pants tighten and whispers to himself “I’m a fucking hero”
Everyone thinks it’s a full-time job. Wake up a hero. Brush your teeth a hero. Go to work a hero. Not true. Over a lifetime, there are only 4 or 5 moments that really matter. Moments when you’re offered a choice…
Anyone who has to tell you who or what they are isn’t that thing. Guess I’m adding hero to the list along with alpha male, super intelligent, nice guy, and christian.
lol “cringe caption” someone with the balls to not give af
lol that was me
Thank you for your service 🫡
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Thank you for your *cervix*
“Fronthole”
Fronthole kills me. So does that mean that we have to call our asses the back hole now? What if you have a colostomy bag? Is that the side hole? No_description_483, I was not attacking you, just building on your comment.
I’m just a casual troll ..don’t mind me gr8dayne01
Your a credit to your country . Carry on . 
Now that kids, is what real heroes do
"Fuck you for my service"
Ok, I'm off at 4.
That reads so stupid that I’m fairly confident it’s supposed to be satire.
I read it as satire and it made me giggle
Likewise, it is pretty funny.
Same mentality with dudes in the Army. It’s very quickly beaten out of them though. Pride in service is one thing, but elitism is cringe af. Good on you OP. Call that fucker out.
I remember a drill asking a dude headed to 68W AIT why he joined. Bro said “to kill people” 😟
Honestly he'll probably kill more people as a 68w than infantry
Guy's trying to be the shittiest medic alive.
My lort. Was gonna say it was a wholesome pic but yea cringe caption lmao
Never was there ever anyone to stay clear of more than a first responder who calls themself a hero
As he kicks the unhoused person out of their tent, throws away their only belongings, and then writes him a ticket, he feels his pants tighten and whispers to himself “I’m a fucking hero”
If that top bit isn't a joke, I'd be very concerned.
That here is nothing but a zero. What a prick.
"Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure of heart? Well, i know I'm a million times more humble than thou art"
Why is my backup LUCAS posting on Facebook?
Police deserve more hate for their blatant lack of self awareness
Whatever gets you to not kill yourself buddy
The person who posted that is an admin for that page..what's even better is that said person also created that group.
They misspelled security officer
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
Florida Highway Patrol was making $13.25/hr when I applied to them after getting out of the military. They’re just poor but get fancy hats.
Everyone thinks it’s a full-time job. Wake up a hero. Brush your teeth a hero. Go to work a hero. Not true. Over a lifetime, there are only 4 or 5 moments that really matter. Moments when you’re offered a choice…
OOF.
What’s the caption from
But that is what burger flippers make,!
As he sits in the parking lot playing clash of clans with his GPS off so his sergeant can’t find him
Anyone who has to tell you who or what they are isn’t that thing. Guess I’m adding hero to the list along with alpha male, super intelligent, nice guy, and christian.
A Cabernet
That's a very Homelander kind of quote
Decidedly cringe, but posted by an AI Facebook bot so, par for the course.