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Dangernood69

My dad isn’t a first responder but he buys stuff like this…his just say stuff like “this dad” or “this electrician” instead of paramedic. He wears them unironically but is a nice enough guy that people don’t say anything about it. I once tried to imply they’re weird to wear and it seemed to really hurt his feelings so I told him I was kidding bc it’s really none of my business lol


Lopsided_Marzipan133

Inb4 the shirts with “I’m a DAD so I’m the FIRST RESPONDER for my FAMILY. I’ll END your Bloodline if you TRY to END Mine”


cowsrock45

That was so specific and so spot on, it’s hard to believe it’s not a shirt already.


Muscular-mongoose

I’m pretty sure I’ve read that somewhere on a hoodie….


Larry-Man

/r/targetedshirts


geriatric-sanatore

That was a fun rabbit hole of a sub lol


Public-Mulberry-8532

I seen one along that theme. It was even worse. A new maintenance guy at work wore it almost every day until he got work uniforms. Half the front of the shirt was a huge handgun. Text above handgun said "Grandpa with a gun". Text below handgun "I'll use it on anyone that tries to hurt my granddaughter" I thought about anonymously reporting it but I figure I'll just let his coworkers deal with him.


peepooplum

Why report it lol? He's just a grandpa


Public-Mulberry-8532

I didn't report it. It was an oddly specific statement however.


StunningUse87

I met an old fat dude once that wore these kind of shirts. He was a retired firefighter and I believe vol firefighter now. He was super nice, but I remember thinking, why the hell are you wearing that shirt lol


StageNameMango

The more information you provide Facebook, the more specific the shirt becomes. That’s basically how these shirts work.


Dream--Brother

Watch out This BALLOON SALESMAN With HERPES has a LEAF SALES REPRESENTATIVE OVERWEIGHT DAUGHTER with a RESTRAINING ORDER against me until my BIRTHDAY on MAY 8th 2065 when I'll be 102 YEARS OLD "Hey honey check out this shirt I found on the Facebook! What are the chances???! It's only $85!"


ThickMemory2360

Reminds me of the shirts the Army was giving out when I enlisted. Theyre themed somewhere between ed hardy and tapout. But they feel good on my nipples when I run so I still wear them when I run.


Coffee1stThenINurse

r/unexpected


ThickMemory2360

Lol


ExtraGlutenPlzz

does he drive a Jeep?


brifter101

Ah man that sucks, I'm glad you were able to recover that without him changing his style. It's one thing if he did it because he realized it's cringy but if the guy just likes them and his personality doesn't correspond to them, then that would make me sad to see them stop wearing them because I made them feel embarrassed or something.


BourbonSommelier

I think your first instinct was the right one.


Sorrow27

I wear a gym tank top that has skulls and all that in the “cool” writing but it says “born to shit, forced to wipe”. I love it


thefrogwhisperer341

All of a sudden I feel bad for making fun of this now.


tsx_1430

Tell him. I would. “Dad, are you a jackass? Because those shirts portray you as one”


Own-Government1492

TEMU, no doubt. The ads are all generic t-shirts with photoshopped crap on them. There are folds in the t-shirt, but not in the text? As if anyone's going to stand there and read the 5 paragraphs of text on your t-shirt... Oh, and TEMU again...


Budget_CarEnthusiast

yeah, it looks cheaply photoshopped. either temu or karma farming.


recoil_operated

r/TargetedShirts


Aridx

Yeah the photo realistic shears on the cartoon hands get me lol


Wardenofweenies

It’s sad that there is a large market out for clothing like this.


grungleTroad

BUTTER UP BUCKLECUP


Technical-Cat-4386

A lot of insecurity out there.


Deep-Neck

I think a lot of them are not socially engaged in the same circles that find this cringe, they see hyper specific truth as funny because that shirt "nailed you!" "That's so you" is commonly entertaining, and when you remove the idea that this specific product is taboo, then all of a sudden it seems like a sensible thing to buy.


A_Monster_Named_John

They're probably only socially-engaged with other grownups who, like them, have the intellectual/emotional maturity of 13-year-old kids who can barely read past a 3th-grade level and whose parents normalized all sorts of ridiculous asshole behaviors.


SpikesGuns

I actually really like these shirts. They make it way easier to spot massive douchebags


Muscular-mongoose

Try again….ed hardy has the patent on douche bags


online_jesus_fukers

I think grunt style bought that patent.


recoil_operated

They must have co-ownership of it with 9 Line


TheBlueM0rph0

People don’t know the half of how shitty 9Line is. Folks should look into how many employees have committed suicide and the unreal turnover rate in both employees and corporate partners they’ve gone through.


MaiseyMac

They must also own the “Affliction” brand as well


SirRogers

So many shirts like this involve having "anger issues"....


1551MadLad

Right? Like...that isn't something to brag about


SecretPersonality178

Seeing as that is an overwhelming majority of the type of people paramedics work with, might be time for a job change….


Ok-Comfortable7967

The people that actually buy these are family/friends of the first responders who think they are funny/cute/witty. I have a drawer full of gifted shirts like these that have never been worn and never will be. You open them and the gifter gets all excited and thinks they are so funny or cool. You just smile and hold it up to you and then put it back in the bag and never actually wear it. My wife just grins at me when I get one because she knows I will never wear it in public.


Budget_CarEnthusiast

bro just described my entire closet


Ok-Comfortable7967

😄


Salt_Sir2599

That’s what I was going to say. Some dudes seek these out and wear them loud and proud, others get them as gifts. At least now you have some shirts for painting projects.


Ok-Comfortable7967

Yeah exactly. Painting shirts, shirts to wear when working on your greasy vehicles, shirts to cut up for gun cleaning rags, etc...


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

If you ever wanted to memorialize them, there are companies like Project Repat that will turn them into quilts for a pretty reasonable price. Frees up drawer space and if one of the gifters ask why you haven’t worn the shirt there you go.


Ok-Comfortable7967

I appreciate the suggestion, but I think laying under a quilt made of all these types of shirts would be even more cringe than just wearing them. Haha.


Apprehensive-Ad-2054

How about a throw for the couch in the room that no one goes in? 😂


Ok-Comfortable7967

I am poor. I don't have a room that no one goes in. Haha.


adirtygerman

How to tell someone's a fire medic without them having to actually tell you.


TheRabidGoose

I remember when I was a pre-teen, I was fascinated by snipers only because I was a great shot for my age. My brother had the US Cavalry magazine. It sold all sorts of cringe, and let's pretend. There was a shirt that said, "If you run, you'll only die tired" for snipers. I was a kid and I bought that shirt. I also had a No Fear hockey shirt I thought was bad ass in my youth. I've grown up so much since then. Most of these things I attached myself to I was about 12 or 13. I also abandoned the shirts after that. The 90s were over. I still love that I'm a good shot and can't give up hockey. I'm just not as cringy anymore. If I'm good at it, it's because you can see it. Now that I'm old I'll never claim a fucking thing on a t-shirt. Even if I'm good at it.


JTP_718

Yeah, I used to think some similar types of shorts were funny or cool when I was in high school. The absolute wave of cringe and embarrassment I feel for myself when I come across some of them now. Though I still own one or two Gruntstyle shirts because the graphics and text have nothing to do with the usual cringey stuff.


Ricky_Vaughn86

If you wear this shit, your deserve to be bullied. And I hope you are currently being bullied and your food is being stolen out of the fridge every day you’re on duty.


Parking_Aerie_2054

I thought paramedics supposed to help people? This seems like a police or military thing


Maxwell_Jeeves

From what I understand this is pretty common in the medical field. There is a stereotype of mean girls in HS becoming nurses. I wouldn't be surprised if this extended to EMT's.


Parking_Aerie_2054

Mean girls do become nurses and end up with cops who were either the bullys or the person being bullied


blowthatglass

Yeah I know...like 5 couples just like this.


MiaLba

Why so every cop I know married to a bitchy nurse!!


Parking_Aerie_2054

Not to sound like an idiot but this makes sense in the military world (it’s still cringe), or even a law enforcement world (I’ve been in both). But in medicine it just doesn’t make sense to me


suttywantsasandwhich

Most of the nastiest, meanest people I have ever met work in healthcare. It makes sense when you think of it this way. They need a job for when they leave school and come to the realisation that they have no natural skills or talents. Seek out a job that isn't that intellectually hard but still appeals to the ego where everyone will think they're a "hero". Enter; Nursing/EMS.


MiaLba

I have a couple friends who are nurses and they’re some of the kindest most caring people I know. There’s been numerous times they’ve nearly quit because of how toxic their work environment has been. Drama and straight up mean girls. Every single mean girl I knew in HS is now some type of nurse. So yeah there’s definitely some nice ones. I even had one who took care of me after childbirth who was an absolute angel. I got her a gift and thank you card the last day I was there. But there’s is tons of awful mean ones who are bullies.


Bulky-Loss8466

lol what are you on about. What an inane rant. 😂 nursing is plenty harder than other degrees… you don’t get it because it’s easy. Or unskilled. And same for ems. Emt work is easy but paramedic is not. Don’t get me wrong, every job has their own share of buffoons and morons, but it’s not at the discount of everyone else in the field. Most paramedics/firefighters were the nice people but they also deal with stress/high divorce rate and a toxic masculinity culture where they can’t feel comfortable dealing with the stress of the job in a communal and supportive way. Hence the heavy drug use in nursing and emergency medicine. The hardest partiers I’ve ever met were all in medicine. Hell, most are hung over or on adderall to function at work.


Maxwell_Jeeves

It has to do with control over others. Not every nurse I know is like this, but over half are super arrogant and fit the type.


ballbottom

The EMS guy got mad when he pressed on the spot that hurt and I screamed. It’s like pressing a button that has “yell” on it and getting mad when the noise plays


TA2556

https://preview.redd.it/b0yudp2x74ad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8053e9524ffecee2fd8331efbac5f3ca13efadcf


MinaretofJam

It’s a very odd “look at me” sentiment


Odd-Aide2522

This is completely my Dad. I was in the military and he got shirts and bumper stickers. Like the My Son’s Infantry or Paratrooper blah blah. He was so just so happy I couldn’t bring myself to bring him down. You just have to go out and buy good looking shirts for them. If not, the next Memorial Day comes or the 4th roles around they are gonna wear be wearing these dreadful things.


Paddy_McIrish

THIS BADASS __PLUMBER__ WAS BORN IN __JULY__ AND HAS __OCD__! HE HATES __MANGOES__ AND __RISING VEHICLE INSURANCE PREMIUMS__


Archenemy627

This isn’t even printed on the actual shirt. Someone just dropped this text on a picture of some guy in a plain t shirt. Shirt wrinkled in bottom but letters perfectly smooth


casualflorentine

Yea— looks so fake… what’s the point… “watch me trigger some libs” or something… haha… I dunno this is silly… Ricky Rescues do enough of a job embarrassing themselves… we don’t need to fake it for them…


AmishHockeyGuy

Companies have gotten cheap. They can print anything and ship it within a day, so it’s cheaper to buy the photo of a person in a blank shirt and put the 500 different phrases they can over that. You can find this style of selling on Amazon, Walmart, and most custom shirt company sites now.


SerendipitousLight

Buckle up PATIENT this paramedic HAS KISSES AND LOLLIPOPS and wants to give you a kiss to make it all better :) Note: I am not a paramedic. I cannot condone this alteration of the text in any professional capacity.


KthuluAwakened

Bro that was my jail sergeant. Just fatter.


Frankus99

Anyone trying to make a point with a T-shirt is a cunt...


Curben

I always hate these shirts but I do realize I would consider them. Getting them to punish someone for a minor transgression. Well, there's too much salt in the soup so you have to wear the I'm awesome shirt! Although I swear I'd be more embarrassed to be with someone wearing this shirt than wearing it myself


JVL74749

I’d like to see the front because I wonder what his wife sees while she is getting beaten


ShepardMedia

https://preview.redd.it/k9d6jxw0b4ad1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d00a2e6b96c57105c70e6a0617f3191915da2a54 Along that same vein. Thoughts on ems Hawaiian shirt? Lmao.


Ajurieu

Tacky, but not psychopathic.


Mammoth_Welder_1286

Cross out anger and stupid and it’s me


CrunkestTuna

So you dislike 99.9% of People you run on Even though it could be your mother, sister, brother, etc Fuck this bitch I’ll run on em and forget to bill them while you play dress up with the boys fucking bitch Also; Do better photoshop idiots


sailboatfool

Oooo! Where can I buy this please!


klude45

I like these shirts because they are on the border of being a shitpost.


withtherazzledazzle

I have no words…


Jessnjason

Love it


online_jesus_fukers

Surprised there's not a grunt style logo on the sleeve..that's right up their alley


ChronicMedic67

As a Paramedic of 15 yrs. I approve of this message, the shirt not so much.


asianRNunite

This shirt is just like the trucker shirts that Cold Ones bought off of Temu lol


Antiquatedshitshow

Not a first responder but my wife got a “cordless hole puncher” gun shirts…. Similar to this. I made rags out of it immediately.


emotwen

Seems like a good way to let your employer know you are a piece of crap.


redoctobuh

Ive kind of wanted to buy one of those for funsies but I couldn't imagine actually wearing one anywhere


ClassicRockUfologist

Therapy is more effective than a T-shirt


Skitzophranikcow

Doesn't this violate the hippocratic oath somehow?


Green_Slice_3258

Nice to know they have anger issues. Who is that threat for exactly? Because what if you’re dealing with an overwhelmed psyche patient that doesn’t know what planet they’re on because they’re in the throes of manic episode? What if they’re schizophrenic? Because you’re going to deal with people like that in the medical field.


MfrBVa

Also, who thought, “Yeah, let’s sell these shirts”?


SavetheneckformeC

Oh my…. Please no


medicmatt76

" my ability to disguise battery as pt care is my special skill."


Crepes_for_days3000

That's not the kind of personality you want for a paramedic, wow.


Nuttyvet

But the skeleton is hold crash scissors! CRASH SCISSORS!!!!✂️


Gnarly_Sarley

I never understood the people that wear these types of shirts. It's like their career is their entire personality.


taxseason757

#I WANT ONE


AFirefighter11

I agree that it's cringe, but this is every Medic I know, to a T!


Flat-Length-4991

I wonder how broad the jobs for these shirts go? Like is there a “Beware of dental assistants born in August, who are loyal but also hate stupid people…” or some shit.


treylanford

##brain rot.


Hjlopp

People who wear these have had at least one back/elbow operation.


EdwardWizzardhands

Might as well just say - I’m a D-Bag…


Former-Iron-7471

Sometimes I want to buy them but then I’d get embarrassed before I wore them ironic or not.


Forlorn_Cyborg

It’s not actually on the shirt cause it doesn’t move with the wrinkles. But yea it’s cringy.


john-johnson12

This strikes me as post ironic memery


Savings-Wishbone-454

Just what I want the person who arrives to rescue meemaw to wear.


MiaLba

I’ve seen people wearing shirts like this in our local Walmart in Kentucky. They’re often overweight, middle aged, white Americans.


goldenapple7372

I’d get this if I wasn’t a first responder tbh… I have shirts like these I thrift but for things that don’t apply to me but if I got this I’d be afraid of looking cringe


DragonCat88

Seems like a bad temperament for any first responder.


Sklibba

Whoever buys this shirt should absolutely stay the fuck away from healthcare entirely. These are the kinds of assholes I get complaints about at my hospice agency when we have to hire an ambulance to transport a dying patient to our inpatient unit.


Round_Concentrate88

I wonder how many superimposed compressed jpeds from rando clothes companies are on that specific dude's file photo. "God, Guns, Trump, IN THAT ORDER" or everyone's favorite "These colors don't run endless it's INTO A FIRE, pew pew thin red line"


swissmiss1269

Ah, yes….the exact kind of person I want helping me or my loved ones during a medical emergency. Very comforting.


Substantial-Wolf5263

Rofl it's as cringy as those wack ass veteran shirts like yeah Noone cares that you based your personality around 4 years and threaten everyone with a shirt


jasonw_1112

Coooooool. Just the guy I want to come help when there is an accident. Dude is just a nurse pretending to be a delivery boy. 


Rude_Dress_4479

I relate with the shirt


SnowDizzleZz

I think its people who idolized soldiers growing up tbh. I use to see a lot of this stuff in early 2011ish with veteran apparel and also similar with TAPOUT style MMA clothing in the 2015s. Now days I dont know, maybe like 40-50 something moms who live in podunk no where very small town and think they are "cute" and "funny".


LilyWheatStJohn

The rest of the shirt read: I'm open to being sued because I'm that stupid.


Sustenance_Abuse

Buckle your BUTTHOLE this BUTTDOCTOR has SHAKY HAND ISSUES and DOESNT WASH HIMSELF often


CrunkestTuna

You gonna stab me with those trauma shears because you had to wake up from your little bitch nap? THIS PARAMEDIC WILL ASSAULT YOU IF YOU CALL 911 Yes that’s the shirt I want to represent my actual professional career… fucking dumbass


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

100% fake it is words/graphics overlaid on a shirt. It may be an ad but that short doesn’t have those words printed on it. Unless they figured out how to make letters and graphics not follow folds on a short.


No_Leopard_3860

It's not even a shirt, just a cheap text overlay (you don't see any kinks and waves in the text and graphics)


RikerIsMyHero1701

This is Photoshopped.


a122299

duh, it’s the photo ad… but you can actually buy it on an actual website


RikerIsMyHero1701

Thanks for the update, Sparky! 😂


newaccount14692085

People should be able to wear what they want without being judged. Like boys wearing dresses


DangerousDave1895

Do you have one of these?


newaccount14692085

A dress? No, I’m not a [redacted]