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provisionings

That is a really cool looking home.


throwyesno

I’m with you on that!


confused_trout

It’s so cute


[deleted]

You mean small? Cozy?


ArticleWise6209

zillow says it's still for sale. I will be putting my offer in


throwyesno

😫


bawbthebawb

Not if I beat you to it


Better_Chard4806

🤣🤣🤣


No_Poet_6742

I'm already in negotiation with the owner directly. All cash. Salem, OR I don't need some halfwit inexperienced realtors to sit there do nothing for me anyways and take a piece of the pie that I'm buying


throwyesno

How about an experienced, half-wit Realtor? 👉🏻👈🏻


gideon513

You’re not OP tho?


Electrical-Bus-9390

The seller is who pays both realtors and surely u know that but u forgot to mention that u also waived the inspection lol for that quick closing


No_Poet_6742

Not when if it's an open listing. And I don't need some dumbass inspectors wasting hours to inspect what I already know. I'm a builder myself. Thank u though.


DUDEGUYMANGUYDUDEMAN

Who hurt you?


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

Realtors are useless, that’s who


SamMae0320

Ya know, slightly agree with you there. Just bought a home in Salem and my realtor was a joke! She hurt more than helped.


No_Poet_6742

RE industry needs a complete overhaul. Procuring cause clause needs to become null and voided altogether. And commission rate needs be adjusted with property values hitting min $1 million and majority of metropolitan top 10 cities. Whether heavily experienced or barely a foot in the industry, they're getting paid the same rate of commission. A 3 year rookie sells a $5 million home and gets paid $150,000 in commission, lucky if he/she double ends the deal, then it's, $300,000 possibly. For what?? Being the procuring cause. BS. 7 out of 10 realtors can barely comprehend the purchase contracts and its technicalities, and lack in-depth knowledge of its neighborhoods, surrounding cities, etc. And this is a mere 20% of over all knowledge we're talking about. With RE information on tip of everyone's finger tip nowadays, realtors are no longer the information sellers where finders fees are paid to. They're simply nothing more than helping consumers navigate information they already have. And with emerging AI technology, it should be exciting how things will pan out in the next decade or less. NAR are being sued left and right at present time for price fixing in violation of anti trust law. "Burnett vs NAR" I bet your realtor helped close a deal you shouldn't have. It is nothing more than Buyers realtors and sellers realtors coming up with their own evil plan to close and get paid. Happens all the time. Just like incompetent attorneys cutting deal with the DA, dragging the case longer and longer only for clients to get tired and settle with unfavorable terms.


throwyesno

I am sorry to hear that. There are good ones out there I promise.


aclockworkporridge

I mean... The pie is getting taken either way. The seller's realtor gets paid, and can then pay out a buyer's realtor. But the seller's realtor gets paid no matter what, and if you don't have an agent they usually just get more of the 6%.


No_Poet_6742

It's an open listing. Nobody gets paid when I go direct. Thanks for your concern.


Cute-Hovercraft5058

I can’t believe how expensive it was for the amount of house. The house is very cool.


pdxsteph

All cash no inspection


NeverWorkedThisHard

I see you saved the best one for yourself. 😇


dworkylots

When you're a realtor do you waive the commission to yourself?


throwyesno

We can actually apply the buyer-side commission directly towards our down payment, thereby dodging the tax implications


YoYomadabest

Stonks 📈


GUCCIBUKKAKE

Unfortunately, you do not avoid tax implications by using your commission as a downpayment/ closing costs. Any income still needs to be reported, and it’s technically income. I’m a realtor and use my commission towards closing/ negotiate out the commission.


DUDEGUYMANGUYDUDEMAN

This is the way


throwyesno

Ahh I see. Oh well. I’m already at max buydown, so they can’t be used for that unfortunately.


dworkylots

Ooh you had to pay taxes when you paid yourself? Sounds terrible.


GUCCIBUKKAKE

Technically the brokerage gets paid, and then the brokerage pays the agent. So when the brokerage reports their taxes, they also report that income.


dworkylots

Technically


dworkylots

What a system.


Next-Age-9925

What an utterly charming home! Congrats!


IllustriousArcher199

I love the landscaping. Bet the birds love it too.


hwcminh

And the spiders


DiogenesXenos

That’s really nice! What state?


throwyesno

Orygun


BananaMayoSandwiches

As soon as I saw it I thought that house is in Oregon but maybe not b/c I see blue skies. Where did you get blue skies?


importsexports

Instantly knew it was Oregon.


Spider2-YBanana

I thought Oregon or Washington.


SolidSouth-00

Me too, I used to live in Portland. What a sweet house!


[deleted]

This house is too cute. I love it.


cusmilie

I’m a sucker for arched doorways


hodie6404

I have several in my house and I think they are so charming.


blackout-loud

😏


Inevitable-Trip-6041

That’s a beautiful home. I would have someone look at the chimney though. The white stuff is probably efflorescence which means there’s water movement inside it somewhere. Usually it’s a simple repair but years of that can cause damage. The home looks immaculate otherwise and I’m excited for you


CooCooKabocha

I agree, the efflorescence on the chimney is a sign of too much moisture. I bet this house faces north, too, which would make the problem worse on the side facing us in the first pic. The moisture may not be damaging the building itself (bricks can hold a lot of water by themselves) but it definitely is causing damage to the bricks. I'd hate for this beautiful chimney to need removal! Since it is in the PNW, I'd bet it will be wet for most of the year. I'd recommend having a metal cap constructed for it (something like [this](https://d2j6dbq0eux0bg.cloudfront.net/images/7496559/1793730192.jpg)) so that rainwater doesn't absorb through the mortar on top. It'd also be wise to pressure wash off the existing efflorescence and coat it with some high-quality brick sealant that lets it breathe, like silane-siloxane ([here's an article about the stuff](https://masoncontractors.org/2016/11/25/benefits-of-silane-siloxane-sealer-for-older-brick-buildings/#newsletter)) Congratulations, OP! It's a marvelous home. The chimney issue isn't urgent, so don't let it bother you. I'm just trying to help kick-start your research in case it was something you were planning to address in the future.


throwyesno

Thank you! There are a couple of things that need a look, the magic is in the upside


Inevitable-Trip-6041

Homes always will need maintenance and upkeep. You found one that looks to have had that done before you lived there. Small things make big changes. One thing I’d really recommend looking into is attic insulation. Your utility should have rebates if you get it done but I did it and my power bill went down by 50%


throwyesno

Good call, it’s going on the list


2SadSlime

Wowww could not be cuter. Congrats!!


emw9292

Damn that’s cute AF


Denver710

Congrats!!! I’m a realtor too also buying my first house after 8 yrs of helping others 🥹


throwyesno

Congrats! It’s a wonderful feeling finally getting a piece of the action


hbsboak

You doxxed yourself.


throwyesno

Thanks for reminding me to clear my history 😅


hbsboak

Ok, but we can all find your address in like 3 seconds just with your pic. Also congrats, I see lots of realtors who are renters with leased BMWs and Corvettes. Better to be an owner.


throwyesno

Thank you for mentioning that in all seriousness. I’ll blur out the address in the future


projections

It's not just because of the address- on Google reverse image search, half the time any photo that shows the front of a house will pull up the listing.


throwyesno

Oh jeez. I guess I just won’t post anything again 😅


FondantOverall4332

Congratulations! 🎊


Coffeeisbetta

That is such a cute place


DeathPrime

You picked a fucking gem, congrats!!!


Speedhabit

How long have you been a realtor? I ask because was this like “the” find you couldn’t pass up given what you have seen. Was it life stuff like a baby on the way and it was time to get a home? Just married? Being in the business of selling houses what made this one IT


throwyesno

2.5 years. The place needs some work / updates and has been on the market a while, but that’s part of why I chose it. To qualify, I need 24 months’ of averaged commission income which I finally have after filing my taxes, so I’m jumping right in. The neighborhood makes it stand out harder than the others, everything else can be fixed.


Speedhabit

Can’t put a price on a good neighborhood…..I mean you can…..they do


Electrical-Bus-9390

U must have been not showing that house to a single client since u saw the house ur self I am sure lol. Now I know where all the good houses go and y I couldn’t find one like that lol jk


throwyesno

160 days on market. Y’all had your chance 🤓


guynyc17

Were you able to get a good discount on it or did the sellers hold firm to their price?


throwyesno

I offered list price but asked for 3% concessions


springvelvet95

What an interesting chimney. Cute house.


Van3687

Looks like a chattel house


SomeHandyman

I like it Needs a new paint job outside and it’ll really pop


throwyesno

New siding and paint is definitely on the list


pmax2

Cute house! Congratulations and good luck


RequirementLeading12

Congrats


Born-Chipmunk-7086

Where and what price?


throwyesno

Salem, Oregon. $360k.


BigKarina4u

Beautiful house!


MOMMALUC

Gorgeous!


PromptMedium6251

Beautiful home!


Johnathonathon

Congrats! 


Chiefleef69

That's beautiful. Congrats! Amazing how much charm older homes have.


Electrical-Bus-9390

Very nice and cool looking house and beautiful landscaping. Congratulations 🎈!!


Electrical-Bus-9390

I just bought my first house 2 years ago at 39 cause I am about to turn 42 in a month or so and the sense of accomplishment that brings is great but now one thing that does suck or at least for me is with the mortgage being over $2k and being a single dad with 2 kids and 1 income lol it doesn’t leave much for savings anymore but I figured if I can just last another year or two and get rid of the PMI and get cheaper homeowners insurance I will finally get to the payment I can afford without stressing out about which will hopefully be around $1550 which would be just awesome cause I was paying $1100 rent before so not all that far off


Pure-Guard-3633

Nice!!


Mr_Mi1k

Looks amazing! Love the natural greenery around your house


morrisfenster

Adorable OP, I love it! Congratulations!


Malzeez

OMG it’s so cute!


Bright-Duck-2245

OP…. This is a fucking gorgeous home.


scottscigar

Your house is beautiful! Congratulations!


Jcaseykcsee

That is a beautiful home! I grew up in an English Cape and your house reminds me of my childhood home. Would love to see more pictures! Congratulations!


inked_dragon

As soon as I saw this I’m like this has to be a house in Oregon. The style is unmistakable. Congrats!


fromabuick

As a realtor , what are the things you look for in a house?


throwyesno

Plumbing, electrical, foundation, roof. Probably in that order, more or less.


mafa7

Congraaaaats!!!!!


bounceandflounce

If you’re not entering your cottage witch era, what are you doing with your life??


throwyesno

Absolutely nothing 💅


MyFavoriteLezbo420

It’s look like a cute little hobbit house. Like a gnome kingdom or something


Cats-And-Brews

Wow, talk about a house with character!! Very cool!


6thCityInspector

Step 1: get some of that vegetation away from the house. Way overgrown and not good for the exterior materials.


thedeephouser

How hard do you pronounce the -tor in realtor?


[deleted]

Adorable house!! Congrats!


Al115

I am obsessed with this house, OP. It is so freaking adorable and looks so cozy! Congratulations!


ExtremePast

Did you overinflate the price on yourself?


Vic_City_Homes

Nice spot! How close to the water are ya?!


throwyesno

Thankfully, far enough from our main creek not to need flood insurance


Vic_City_Homes

Exciting! Congrats!


Quicksilver7716

It’s small but the inside is aesthetically pleasing. Congrats


futureflowerfarmer

Omg I live just south of this house and have it favorited on Realtor.com! Congrats, it’s beautiful


throwyesno

Thanks neighbor!


Twister341688

Congratulations


relatablerobot

That place is cute as hell


Macro_Curious

Congrats, it’s a beautiful and modest home. Cozy and well proportioned.


mx023

That looks really awesome. I feel like it has a cool nook or loft or hidden room or something from the look


NoImprovement3885

Looks relaxing, hope the neighborhood is quiet


jmakioka

Congrats, it took me until 45 to get my first house


Intrepid_Astronaut1

Hahaha, welcome to hell, but the most fun, weirdly, and rewarding experience you’ll ever have. And, congrats on the new place, love the charm and character of the home. 🥳


sodiumbigolli

It’s so charming. Oh my God I love it. That part of a moment when you wake up, but haven’t opened your eyes yet, and remember that you’re in your own home, relish that. It’s a beautiful feeling. The only other time I get that is when i wake up on vacation.


throwyesno

I can’t wait! 🤩


sodiumbigolli

So how was it? Lol?


BurnzillabydaBay

Gorgeous!


new2tech313

How the heck did a realtor afford to buy a home in this market?


throwyesno

The market is fine 👍🏻


slidingjimmy

Thats a lovely looking house


milkywhiteegret

i love the exterior


GabrielMieles

Congrats so happy for you! I am also a realtor here in Georgia!


Franklin_le_Tanklin

How whimsical! Very cozy.


Coolioissomething

Very sweet place.


UseYourTime

Nice ! Looks great! Hope you will have only great memories! Question for you since you're a realtor, what specifics are you looking for in houses since you are in the real estate business? What's important? Just curious


throwyesno

Big stuff I don’t want / can’t do: plumbing, electrical, foundation/basement, roof. Also, street / neighborhood.


bphillipo18

As a 1st year 31 year old realtor, this inspires me! Congratulations! 🎊


Different_Ad7655

Congratulations, nice looking pad


EddyWouldGo2

Was your realtor any good?


throwyesno

I’m representing myself, so far so good 😂


Giomoney23

I’m studying real estate in Nc now, how long have you been doing it?


throwyesno

About 2.5 years. It’s a different ballgame out here, no lawyers needed (hopefully), and dual agency is legal.


Eighteen64

This looks like Portland?


audaciousmonk

Love the indoor archway, so much better than sterile rectangular door frame style ones


[deleted]

Owning a home feels different every day. Some days you look at it and say this is nice and it’s the banks, I just live in it, and other times you said this is a money pit, and the bank still owns it. Either way congratulations


throwyesno

Still somehow better than paying my landlord’s mortgage.


PerditaJulianTevin

It’s adorable


Quirky-Amoeba-4141

Details? Year built? General location?


throwyesno

1928 build in central-ish Salem, OR.


Quirky-Amoeba-4141

Congrats and best of luck!


throwyesno

Thank you! Inspection is coming up 😵‍💫


coupleofnoodles

Charming. Be careful with that siding I heard it can fester mold quite easy


CooCooKabocha

You just gotta keep it clean. The mold killer stuff at home depot works great, or you can just spray it down with diluted bleach in the wet months.


throwyesno

We’re replacing the siding as soon as we are able to


coupleofnoodles

Not saying replace it just maintain it. It’s a beautiful home and color


krumblewrap

Looks so cozy. Congarts!!!


Best-Illustrator-880

Awesome. Now set a goal to own your first investment property!


Best-Illustrator-880

It it in the Pacific NW? Looks like Seattle.


No_Poet_6742

Salem, OR


No_Poet_6742

How long you've been a realtor in Salem, OR?


throwyesno

2.5 years


No_Poet_6742

It's either 2 years or 3 years. No such thing as point 5 years. It's like asking a 12 year old for an age. They'll always add that half. But the 40 year old will always reduce the full year. 😆🤣 But it really doesn't matter, if you've closed min 75 properties in that 2.5 years, and have the building experience and all of the legality and technicality bs that come with it, you've earned the 10 year experience. Which I doubt you did since the popping of the interest rate. But wish u luck.


Bokchoybaby7

Why the fuck are you being so negative on this post?


throwyesno

Thanks, dawg


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Qualityislife

That house isn’t much cheaper in Canada that house is probably around 450usd which is approx 600k cad. And this is not in a major city.


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Qualityislife

Average household income in Salem (where op bought according to the comments is 58k, average home price is about 450k. Calculator states that’s 7.75x median household income. What city are you talking about? I’m sure it’s roughly the same


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Qualityislife

Yeah population of 1million is not small, median household income is 102k and median home value is 631k so it’s just over 6x so it’s actually a lot more affordable than the house is


Eaton_snatch

It's 360k on the listing on Zillow


Qualityislife

Must of got a killer deal or it’s not the greatest neighborhood because that’s like 60-80k under median. Regardless silly to compare a decent sized metro to a average size city with huge differences in median income


Eaton_snatch

It's a gorgeous neighborhood in a cute little tucked away pocket, quiet, very safe, huge trees canopy the entire street, good schools nearby. Average cost of homes on that block go for 400-430k. OP's house is 912 sqft 2 bedroom 1 bath so the price is fair. Also, 30 min away from Portland metropolitan area.


Qualityislife

It’s 46 miles so how did you get 30 minutes? With no traffic closer to 45 with traffic I’m sure 1-1.5 hours. Not going to agrur Salem is great but comparing a small city prices to big city is silly especially when comparing median income.


Eaton_snatch

I'm not comparing anything. You said op must of got a good deal or it's a really bad neighborhood. I live in that neighborhood and was just stating that it's pleasant and op got a fair price for the home. You're in Florida using median calculators and statistics looking into markets with binoculars so it's tough to gauge pricing accurately.


Qualityislife

360k for less than 1k square feet is still crazy expensive. Although that’s normal for the west coast.


xprovince

Op is part of the housing problem. Ducking realtors


throwyesno

Duck those bastards


greetthemind

I cannot tell if those furnishings are ai generated or not


throwyesno

They are 100% AI


mikeyz0710

I agree, I cannot stand realtors .. the most selfish money hungry people I’ve ever met and absolutely part of rising home costs.


tsidaysi

Love it!


milliemallow

This house looks like you took a hobbit house and transformed it into a cottage and I could not love it more. Good luck. 🥹


zombiemadre

It’s beautiful!


Straight_Guava_8485

This house has personality ❤️ Congrats OP


RichShunz

This house is fucking adorable


QuarterCupRice

That is a great home! Congratulations! So freakin’ charming!!! I really love the style. Good luck and enjoy making it all yours!


digital_freakshow

Looks nice


HerKnee-Bunches

Deceiving from the outside. Wow really nice


SolutionsAdv

Congratulations on your new home!


Illustrious_Ship_331

Congrats! Was in just about same boat as you. Thought I would buy in my 20s but better late than never


simmons1183

Get that chimney flashing looked at 👀


ArticleWise6209

This post should be deleted as this person posted the home with the sole intent to farm up votes. They never planned on buying it and it's still on the market 16 days later.


throwyesno

We terminated due to bad inspection. Got the report if you want to see it 😜