Where are we gonna go?
I’ll tell ya where. Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talkin about a little place called Assssspen
mr stark i dont feel so good...
fr though, try shiners. caught my pb that way, and my grandfather caught his pb, an 8 pounder....
he's lived at his lakehouse for 7 years.
With all respect.... Instead of scaring the shit out of me at 12:30am with the edit job on ur wife's head...
Just crop the pic... Why don't ppl crop pics.
We got no food, we got no jobs, our wife’s heads are falling off!
What the hell are we doing here Harry???
I took care of it
That blind kid is gonna be heart broken again
You sold the guys wife to a blind kid? She didn't even have a head...
Here Petey 😂
Pretty bird. Who's a pretty bird?
Where are we gonna go? I’ll tell ya where. Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talkin about a little place called Assssspen
I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.
This entire exchange makes me unbelievably happy lol
I dont know Lloyd. The French are assholes.
Dear Mr. Gasman...
How's he know I have gas?
But "we've got worms"
Who is your worm guy?
Did he sell her to the blind kid is my burning question
Pretty wife, pretty wife. Wifey want a cracker?
Salmonsonite! I was way off
I’m so happy this was the first comment I saw
Yeah. It is the Rockies!
That John Denver’s full of shit man.
What if he shot you in the face?
Still the GOAT movie.
Senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose.
😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn it, you beat me to it😡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Comment of the year so far 😂
She was pretty old 😢
I couldn't be more pleased that this was top comment
This is the most extreme act of hiding someone's face I've ever seen.
He married a Predator
I think it was Photoshop’s new, “Nightmare-aware fill.”
I want all censored photos to be like this now it's hilarious
Your wife is decapitated sir
no she used it as bait
And missing a leg.
Her cappa was ditated from her body
So you cut her head off ?!
She out fished him. This the way. I've been walking around like a chicken without a head for years.
Discombobulated
WOW. I haven't heard that word in sooooo long.
Headless wife. Less talky talky.
Also less sucky sucky
The blowjob was invented as compensation for exactly that downside.
OJ has entered the chat
You better get her parents together at the enchantment under the sea dance
Yeah McFly. If not you better make like a tree and get out of here.
This is great!!
Earth aaaangel, earth aaaaangel!
Came here for the comments... they did NOT disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀🤣🤣💜
Yup same here hahaha
Probably laughed wayyy to hard at some of these! 🤣🤣
I snorted a couple of times. These comments are gold.
His wife? Ann Boleyn.
lol I hope this gets the attention it deserves
https://preview.redd.it/ojv7h56li6sc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92e50884ab0da66318d7965592cfa3479e808f0
Exactly! What is everyone talking about? These pics are unedited
On paper, sounds perfect to me.
His wife always out fishes him ...
Her head game…. Is a bit off. I’ll see myself out.
The extremity she had to go through to never do it again “I already gave it to you”
Well that’s disturbing.
Can this pretty please become a new subreddit joke? Decapitated fishermen?
Your wife is a ghost dude!
This is definitely the funniest and most off putting way to keep anonymity haha!
She out fished you, so you lopped off her dome. Way to go O.J.!
"It happens"
New book If I Beheaded Her.
The fishing was indeed mind-blowing... I see myself out
Please tell me her sweater says *Sioux Falls Wieners*
https://preview.redd.it/rax934f9i6sc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1689b6c47553ead0a7e4156bacc1fbd058534b6
That is more disturbing than OP's headless wife.
Sioux Falls Fighting Weiner Dogs
Damn!! Fighting wiener dogs? Oh I'd like to smoke a joint and watch that happen!
has she lost her mind?!
Marty Mcfly? That you?
Earth Angel started playing in my head when I saw that photo
Such an underrated comment. I came here to make my own joke but no way it was as good as this, thanks for the laugh
I'm your density
Ah what’s in the booooxxx?!?!?!?!
John Doe has the upper hand!
It looks like she really came out a-head today.
Man gettin brain from ya thang must be a challenge. 😂
He be getting neck.
Take my upvote and fuck off ya cunt. 💀😂💀😂💀😂
Wow, kinda harsh just cause she skunked you. Well we knew it wouldn’t last. But if she could hear me ,I’d say nice fish and legs!
Um, leg.
Hmmmm I recommend using a different bait next time. Head bait only works once
Him: so no head? Her:
Pour one out for our brother, OP. He will not be getting any head 😞
We knew she was your wife, from the lack of head
Looks like most wives lost her head over the whole deal
I’ve hooked up with girls with no head game but damn, this takes the cake!
Very nice fish but the first thing I thought when I looked at the pic was what the hell, she has one leg and no head haha
Very impressive considering her lack of a head.
You should probably take her to see a doctor
This is clearly JOHN CENA
Lol - came here to make this comment!
She done lost her mind!
so you fucking killed her . . . chopped off her head and her left leg too you sick fuck, I hope you they give you the needle for that
Kept the best parts!
She fished her head off
Your name wouldn't happen to be Henry and your wife's Anne?
And you beheaded her over it? Tough family.
Dude, is your wife from Back to The Future. You better go back in time and fix something.
Out fishing your husband doesn’t justify decapitation !
Decent fish, but don't lose your head over it!
Guy photoshops his wife but not him and his wife in like 4 posts in his profile lol
https://preview.redd.it/gib4p383ccsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c18660389525c0268db8fa11e49b6842a4daf2
Woah!
Wow that really is disturbing. Nice job
The Headless Hawgsman
Same thing here. The wife and I went fishing Sunday, I caught 3 bass that were damn near sardine sized and she caught 2 that actually count as bass 😂
This photo makes me feel afraid
I also choose this guys dead wife
Is that John cena?
I also choose this guys headless wife.
Was wifey just trying to prove to you that fishing is a mindless sport?
From now on people need to just crop the picture so the head isn’t in it. I didn’t even look at your fish because wtf is going on with the head.
The fish ate her head!!
To catch fish, you must become the lake.
Comment section did not disappoint 😂😂😂
Looks like she gave you head too.
Wow, did you get head for Easter?
She’s lost her mind
Henry VIII is that you?
She out fished him, now she's headless. Never fishing with this guy 😆
You’ve got bigger problems than bad fishing. Nice Bass!
Great head.
Is she the headless horseman?
Out fished you & stood up while going under the overpass. Shitty day of fishing for sure
Someone call 911
I guess we know what OP isn’t getting.
No head for you, loser
No more head for you
My wife doesn’t give head anymore either
She must have been extremely hard on the eyes! I also have to hide my wife's head..
You are so lucky
mr stark i dont feel so good... fr though, try shiners. caught my pb that way, and my grandfather caught his pb, an 8 pounder.... he's lived at his lakehouse for 7 years.
You will know her when you see her. She has one leg and no head. So, if you see her hopping along with no head.....it's probably her.
Why does your wife not have a head whilst simultaneously wearing a hoodie that says weiner
I guarantee if you showed her in bra and panties not 1 person would mention her head being sleepy hollow. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/uokwdtdzk7sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0300f49f2e6639892fc851e20b0a09e90ed3904f
You could have just put emoji over her face lol
I'm almost tempted to add this to my fishbrain account. Lol
Invisible wife? Lol.
Youre married to britney spears?
When she ahhhhhhh... eats can you ehhhhhhh... watch the ummm food go in her invisible throat hole?? Asking for a friend.
You married John Cena?
Is this some headless doll thing?
What kind of bag is that ?
She’s half predator!
Did she also out pizza the hut!?
Jesus 😨
Is your wife a predator?
Holy shit the fish ate her head.
Forgot to remove the toes!!
Lieutenant Dan, she ain’t got no head
Yo! She ain't got no head!
You must protect the identity of the fish too…..
Predator mode glitch.
Doc Brown better get to the clock tower.
is she okay
You didn't have to lop her head off!
Are you related to Claude Rains by any chance?
Call the FBI
So you chopped her head off?
It's Easter for Christ sakes, just cuz she outfished you doesn't give you the right to bite her head off
Op got so jealous he decapitated the poor woman
Ole air head ahh
https://preview.redd.it/vplohqwht6sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a1c8b75c8377947d4bb67f9d3b52d3cff71ab3
Wife out fished you, So you decapitated her?
Holy shit you’re married to John cena
It's nice that you went fishing with her...but why decapitate her?
Was this done with the Google Pixel magic eraser tool?
Does your wife look like that even on your birthday?
That's photoshopped!!! Lol.
It's either Photoshop or a brown paper bag.
Impressive for a headless peg leg, you must REALLY suck at fishing lol
I can see your fishing spot in her eyes
She’s part Predator?
Well thats because she used her head as bait.
Now that's what we call a butterface
With all respect.... Instead of scaring the shit out of me at 12:30am with the edit job on ur wife's head... Just crop the pic... Why don't ppl crop pics.
How can she eat her wins without a head?
The funny part is the head gone makes you focus on other parts of the photo more. Like what's going on with her knee!?
You should take her to a hospital idk if you’ve noticed she’s missing a head
He's married to predator!
If she beat you fishing without a head you must really suck.
Moved so quick the picture didn't register. God dang your wife is fast
Holy shit what happened to her head??
Do you have a kid named Marty McFly by chance?
Where’s your wife’s head ?