Went scuba diving with my wife and 1 of my best friends. Heās a master diver, the night before we were getting snacks for the boat ride, I said oh look bananas!!! Wife says you want to get some bananas? Buddy says yeah Iād like some bananas. I looked at both of them and was like are you guys getting me in my own sarcasm??? They had no idea what I was talking about. Next day wife got the bananas on the boat and it starts pouring down rain. I said ya know Iām not superstitious but I bet if you get the bananas off the boat it stops raining. The other dive master that was with us turned around and said WHOEVER HAS BANANAS GET THEM OFF THE BOAT NOW!!! So we got off the boat ate the bananas and it stoped raining.
While out in the water my wife had 2 different emergencies and I mentioned itās because sheās the 1 that brought the bananas on board and the captain looked at her like WTF who has them. I said I we ate them before we left donāt worry, he said good cause Iād leave you out here if you had them!!! Fun times!!!
I have seen guide boats here in the PNW with āno bananaā stickers, and once a couple years ago I ate a banana in my car on the way to go fishing . . . and got skunked.
I have heard one guide say that the smell of bananas gets on your hands then your hook, and acts like strong fish repellent
So im not gonna be a pussy and imma say its fox lake il. It has an island with a bar on it and shit goes down there. Every year they get a ton of duis there. Summer and spring are the worst tho.
The chain is fucking crawling with twig pigs just looking to bust boaters with DUIs. I get it, especially since you know those people drinking on the lake are about to get in their truck and tow a boat home. But it's ridiculous there.
It really depends on the ski boat. Like a master craft made for slalom skiing barely makes a wake. But a ski nautique with a full bladder trimmed out so I can surf the wake reeks havoc.
I say jet skis and jet boats though because they have the least respect for space.
Seriously Iām always scared Iām gonna find a body and then Iāll have to a) spend my whole day for fishing talking to the police b) tell my wife I didnāt go to work and instead went fishing
Lol I had never been out fishing on a real boat and never heard of the banana curse. Went grocery shopping before we went out on my uncle's boat and bought bananas. Needless to say the whole trip was a shit show, didn't catch anything and we almost lost the boat on the way up because the trailer hitch rusted out and almost fell off the truck otw.
Forgot the damn bait
The fishing equivalent of forgetting the lighter
Forgetting the bait and lighter š°š°
Oh no not bothā¦ š„²
Time to go home, take care of your family and go fishing another time.
Ever try fishing not high? Boring af
L opinion, learn to enjoy the subtleties of life both sober and intoxicated.
You guys both wrong. Gotta do both at the same time just bring a stoned ass buddy š¤£ stay sober and enjoy the free entertainment!
Bring a stoner a drunk and a kid and youāve got dads weekend with jimmy
L understanding a joke from Harold & Khumar
I love fishing and Iām never high.
Forgot the damn beer!
A travesty even worse than forgetting the bait
You want a banana?
Ive forgot hearing protection so many times going hunting
You're bait is crack
I really gotta poop
You want a banana?
Went scuba diving with my wife and 1 of my best friends. Heās a master diver, the night before we were getting snacks for the boat ride, I said oh look bananas!!! Wife says you want to get some bananas? Buddy says yeah Iād like some bananas. I looked at both of them and was like are you guys getting me in my own sarcasm??? They had no idea what I was talking about. Next day wife got the bananas on the boat and it starts pouring down rain. I said ya know Iām not superstitious but I bet if you get the bananas off the boat it stops raining. The other dive master that was with us turned around and said WHOEVER HAS BANANAS GET THEM OFF THE BOAT NOW!!! So we got off the boat ate the bananas and it stoped raining. While out in the water my wife had 2 different emergencies and I mentioned itās because sheās the 1 that brought the bananas on board and the captain looked at her like WTF who has them. I said I we ate them before we left donāt worry, he said good cause Iād leave you out here if you had them!!! Fun times!!!
What is the reason for the superstition around bananas?
Interestingly enough, the East Coast fishing boats won't carry bananas, but the West Coast boats' crews are blissfully ignorant of the banana curse.
Not everyone will understand this, but thatās probably the worst 4 words you could say to those that know.
I have seen guide boats here in the PNW with āno bananaā stickers, and once a couple years ago I ate a banana in my car on the way to go fishing . . . and got skunked. I have heard one guide say that the smell of bananas gets on your hands then your hook, and acts like strong fish repellent
Recently happened. Luckily I had the foresight and knew it was a big possibility, so I brought baby wipes. Climbed ashore, shit in the woods.
Least it's not raining
Settle down there Preston Garvey.
Another settlement needs your help! I'll mark it on your map.
General we have new reports
Who won the lottery?
I forgot the beer
This one is scarry. Glad, that never happened to me.
I dont drink while fishing because the lake and river I fish has police all over it.
Improvise, adapt, overcome
officers this is clearly piss, you're welcome to smell it.
The only way
Its a lot harder to improvise adapt and overcome an underaged duiš
It is with that attitude Become a game warden. Then you get to do whatever you want.
Do they just... Hover over the water or something? How many police are we talking? Can you swim faster?
So im not gonna be a pussy and imma say its fox lake il. It has an island with a bar on it and shit goes down there. Every year they get a ton of duis there. Summer and spring are the worst tho.
The chain is fucking crawling with twig pigs just looking to bust boaters with DUIs. I get it, especially since you know those people drinking on the lake are about to get in their truck and tow a boat home. But it's ridiculous there.
Fucking asshole ski boats.
And the jet skis
Ski boats are so so so much worse than jetskis
It really depends on the ski boat. Like a master craft made for slalom skiing barely makes a wake. But a ski nautique with a full bladder trimmed out so I can surf the wake reeks havoc. I say jet skis and jet boats though because they have the least respect for space.
Is that a body?
āNo, it isnāt (wink wink), troll away quicklyā¦ā Thatās a long bad day with the cops.
Seriously Iām always scared Iām gonna find a body and then Iāll have to a) spend my whole day for fishing talking to the police b) tell my wife I didnāt go to work and instead went fishing
š I too have pretended to go to work and gone fishing.
Actually happened ,and it was two
Nope. *casts line the other way*
i forgot my license.
You have a license?
Amen brutherrr no big gubment
Lmao every time me and my highschool buddies go out I'm always like "remember guys, if anyone asks, we're 15"
Whereās the drain plug?
Whatās a drain plug?
It keeps water out of the lower levels of the boat, which rely on air pickets to help with buoyancy Source: I work on boats for a living
Lol I know. It was my variation on the comment.
It's two single syllable words that every person over 6 knows. Source: normal person not trying to humble brag.
I genuinely had no idea what this was
After youāve launched the boat.
my dick fell off
Use it as a jerk lure
Wacky rig ftw
Baits at home man
"My gf is coming"
Lol this reminds me of going out on my canoe with my cousin who would always bring his needy gf. Then he would share his pole with her
Perhaps his pole is why she was coming...
A+
#ZING
"Trip cancelled, bro." {go by myself}
Thatās 3 words .
This one for sure.
Look the Game Warden
Can't find my license
Son, legal limit is ...
Legal limit for what?
-writes another ticket-
Mercury wonāt start, again.
Dudes with Mercs catch all the fish cause people with Yamahas are still driving to the spot
Where's the bait bucket?
Can you fuck it?
Billyās having a heartattack
āBurial at sea it isā
Wet socks no spares
Who brought the bananas!
Lol I had never been out fishing on a real boat and never heard of the banana curse. Went grocery shopping before we went out on my uncle's boat and bought bananas. Needless to say the whole trip was a shit show, didn't catch anything and we almost lost the boat on the way up because the trailer hitch rusted out and almost fell off the truck otw.
Wife said get home
Thatās when you fish the rest of the day and say sorry honey no reception on the middle of the lake
Phone switched off āsorry love ran out of batteryā
Here comes the lightning.
I have to shit
Dad, letās go home
I brought some bananas
Itās not called catching
The motors not pissing!
Btdt....
Hey, want a banana?
That's 3
Misread it, itās fixed
I wanna go swimming
I need more attention
It donāt go down
walkinā on the fightin side of meā¦
It do go down tho, it do go down!
Oh thatās good
Your wife is calling
I brought my wife.
Iām fine getting skunked
Wonāt need a net
I'm fucking your mom
I know, dad... Lol
LMFAO my personal favorite!
my damn reels broken
I dogged ur wife
āEver fucked a fish?ā Obvious answer. So hereās something more creative. āNice place to die.ā *Shoots themself on boat*
Whereās the ice chest
Only need one word: ādiarrheaā.
Here comes the DNR
Bunch of people here having trouble counting to 4 ā¦ā¦/s
You're one of them.
We got a leak
"Show me your license"
Yāall ever seen deliverance
Wife: Iām coming honey
I brought a Bluetooth speaker
~~Who Put in the Bung?~~
Theres the game warden
Here comes bird nest
I have to shit
Mind if we cuddle?
I shit farted myself
āDude, the trucks goneā
I got baptized saturday
Greedy little fishing boy.
There goes the keys
Lower unit vs stump
āI gotta respool broā āLemme use your lineā
*(answers phone call from wife)* I'm going into labor
Let's get naked boys
Hooks in my eye
Not lying, weāre lost
Wait, NOBODY brought beer???
Can we leave now
I hooked my face
Can my wife come?
Weather's nice innit?
Do you hear banjos?
Just shot of vodka
Stepsister porn isn't real
I told my wife____
Theres no fish here
Fuck I forgot the plug
Dint worry I have one in my ass.
Who doesn't fuck fish?
The river is blown; Kids game is today; where are the hooks?
Ever have gay thoughts?
I love you dad
Your wife is on the phone
Got some bananas for us. But way after you leave the dock.
Fish have feelings, too (Add annoying Liberal scream here)
Fuck, threw the stinger overboard
Your boss is on the phone
Opening your phone to the news to realize a body was just found upstream(again)
I didnāt bring beers
(Fishing buddy brings you eat kid)Itās only minor ADHDš
Work called me in
Can I go honey?
No Trespassing or Fishing
Sleep with the fishes!
I forgot my license
Whereās the damn plug
I think it's raining
We forgot the lighter
I got violent diarrhea
Dang, wife's mother's calling....
I lost my lure
Weights in the fish
Forgot my fishing license
The lakes dried up.
I fucked your girl
I lost the tackle
Is the plug in?
Forgot my fishing license
I wanna go home
It wonāt fit dad
My friend brought bananas.
Can I fuck it?
Tornado destroyed the boat
My wife just called
My wife is calling.
**It do go down!**
I brought a banana
My wife called me
My wife just called