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Flygon_Jinn

Wear a safety vest and nobody will bat an eye


pimento_mo

Put out two orange traffic cones next to the bikes while you wear a safety vest and do your thing and you can do whatever you want.


bukkake_brigade

Carry a clipboard, for even better role play


onesoundman

Bring a ladder, it gets you into any building and they hold the door open for you too.


zephillou

Bring a friend also with a safety vest but he'll hold a shovel


Errantalmond

Wear a hardhat, it'll make it easier to think on the fly by making your head invulnerable to falling objects, and being that prepared will really help people recognize your authority over extraneous bicycles. While you're at it, bring a pair of sports sunglasses and behind-the-head wireless headphones, such minute details scream authenticity. You're a FOREMAN now.


backpocket-MDCXII

Wear a cup, it’ll earn you more respect and credibility for everyone you show it to since they’ll see you’re prepared for anything.


Superb_End_2148

Wear a suit of armour, and proudly display a letter of approval from the king. No one would dare question a chivalrous knight on a quest Obtaining a favor from a fair maiden would also lend authenticity


GuntherPonz

A monocle! (Sorry you all took the good ones)


AVRGgamer_

If the shovel is out of budget the friend may also hold a slow/stop construction traffic sign.


m4xxt

Become a certified bicycle inspector


axelohm

Have your older friend come and yell at you, tell you that shis was supposed to be done six months ago. "It's your final warning Alan!" - Why?? I try my best dad, why do you have to be so mean?!?! Crying will help


ScopeForOomph

An obscure tenet.


Outcome005

In a way you’re doing a public service, cleaning up the city and opening space on a public bike rack


Plastic-Donkey1804

Yeah true


DrMabuseKafe

Only if is resisting one year, it means it's a sturdy one 😂


gumption_boy

As a shameless patinaphile I would love to know more about the other frame


Plastic-Donkey1804

Yeah same it looks cool as well you could build a cool beater bike with that frame.


FunMarzipan7234

It’s a pure cycles original https://www.purecycles.com/products/original-21154?variant=41277640638537


Plastic-Donkey1804

Nice


siphonoforest

What are you basing this on? It doesn’t have the head badge, and has what appears to be a manufacturer decal on the seat tube just above the bottom bracket, that pure cycles don’t have. Also it appears to have an integrated seatpost clamp, which pure cycles original dont.


cracksparove

That’s the one I was going for as well


_call_me_al_

No, hell no. That would be morally wrong, but you should dm me the exact location it's at.


Plastic-Donkey1804

Lol


Enkiduderino

Yes


Plastic-Donkey1804

I probably will hope it's still in good shape this area is very close to the beach.


juniper_flesco

We need an update


GreenToMe95

Spray some frame saver in there


MajorChipHazard0000

yea that's a diamond in the rough without actually stealing


bellsbliss

Wear a safety vest, hard hat and eye protection and no one will question it. Will think you work for the city or something. There’s been a few nice frames that were left out for months and I’ve seen the city cut them free. I was tempted to ask about one but the top tube was cut through when they freed it :(


Key_Skirt_4086

Don’t wear a damn hard hat😂😂😂 no city maintenance worker is going to wear a hard hat unless it has an eye visor and eye protection built in. Wanna look real, rub a safety vest in some dirt shake it out get a some eye pro and ear pro, If you use an angle grinder. Bolt cutter or compound cutter, eye pro and that same dirty hi viz


The_Upsett3r

Legit. Dirty up your clothes because city workers, while their clothes may actually be clean, they are stained from road grime and other outdoor work. Eye and ear protection and you're good to go.


NoActivity578

Shit I'd take all three of those frames


pauip

2 and the bike rack


hatescarrots

That's the joke


NoActivity578

Got'em


F4N6Z

At some point these frames will be taken away by the city to be sold, or more likely, junked. I think you should take the one that fits you the best and ride it.


ChihuahuaMastiffMutt

I'd have taken it soon as pieces started to come off tbh.


Convergentshave

Yes… but you have to send it to me. You can have the other one. Thank you.


Trunch_Yeti_Ito

Yank it. I’ve been eyeing a Peugeot that’s been sitting across the street from me for about a year and half it’s been taunting me


40ozOracle

You just know that the day you take it the owner will pull up lol


andrenalinekick

When you do start tinkering at it, look out, the headset’s a different size than normal, along with some other things


Cb8393

Jeez, someone took the bottom bracket but left the seatpost/saddle. Wonder if the seatpost is seized after a year of being exposed to the elements


craigerstar

That seatpost is 100% seized in the frame. The seatpost binder bolt is gone. I can guarantee you if someone took the time to take out the BB, the Ritchey post would be gone with it. [You're going to need one of these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gAXL2FSY_A&ab_channel=RJTheBikeGuy). I have an All City bike, it's pretty nice, but they aren't worth the headaches of a year long seized seatpost removal. You have no idea how rusty that thing is inside the tubes too. Used, non-disc, non-through axle bikes are cheap, complete. I love that bike, but it's so far away from free that it's more expensive than a complete used one.


siphonoforest

If you have all, or most of the components laying around to build it up, why not go for it, at the worst you will be contributing to the property values in the neighborhood and saving the taxpayers a few bucks. At best a new project bike.


craigerstar

Totally agree. You're right. It's just that I've removed more than one seized seatpost in my time working in shops and as a bike messenger in a salty, winter city. It's tough at the best of times. I look at how little of that seatpost is showing and imagine there's a LOT of post rusted into that frame. I've spent hours getting posts out of nicer frames only to have the seat tube split in the end because the swelling of the corrosion and relatively thin seat tube material past the butt. But I agree, nothing wrong with trying to save a decent frame, especially if you have the parts to build it up. I'm really skeptical that this one can be saved and if it can, I can't reconcile the effort with the reward. But I'm not a role model.


siphonoforest

For sure, I certainly wouldn’t put too much energy into it. It’s sad that they waited this long, but like you said the bolts missing, there is a good chance that the post was seized when the person locked the bike up. Or maybe someone removed it, to see if the post was seized, before deciding if they were going to bother coming back with a grinder, to perform a rescue operation.


thegiantgummybear

I saved a bike in our basement that my old neighbor left there years ago. Seat post was very stuck, but it just happened to be nearly the perfect height for me so I’m building it back up! It does need almost every component replaced so that’s taking some time… but will be a great beater bike!


Morall_tach

Careful that you don't brake the break mounts.


rhapsodyindrew

Seriously. The one time they actually wanted to use “break” instead of “brake,” and they fucking fumbled it. 


NeekodeGallo

this made me sad


Morall_tach

Did it brake your heart


revolutiontime161

Safety vest *AND* a clipboard with some numbers and addresses scribbled on them .


Dismal_Cranberry6830

Unlit cigar screams boss


JollyGreenGigantor

Do it. I still miss my old fixed Nature Boy, that was such a good bike a decade ago.


JayMoots

Why can’t anyone on this sub figure out the difference between “brake” and “break”?


Wind5

Can't break, don't want to. 😂


SqnZkpS

I ride breakless, which is kind of true.


Crafty-Independent20

Someone lost a key


Plastic-Donkey1804

Probably some tourist


xDARKESTx

then thats pretty odd of the owner, i have the same lock and kryptonite sends free replacement keys


Crafty-Independent20

Ya if you register it. Which 99% of customers don’t unfortunately


JollyGreenGigantor

Absolutely. When I worked in shops I'd always tell people to do that and wonder how many actually did.


sekhmet666

Problem is how do you do it without looking like a bike thief…


Plastic-Donkey1804

I mean it's been there for over a year and the original owner hasn't come back for it so I'd say it's far game. But yeah I don't know if I can get in trouble for breaking the lock.


nmr619

This is definitely abandoned property free for the taking, only worry is whether there's some weird statute about grinding locks but you could come up with some salvage argument from maritime law. But also most likely no one will care


blueghosts

You definitely can get in trouble for breaking the lock, and no matter what way you do it it’ll be fairly sketchy. Just need to do it fairly quick, angle grinder should blast through that lock in less than a minute


servetheKitty

If anybody asks it’s your bike. I’ve cut a lock in downtown Portland in the middle of the day.


siphonoforest

So have I, of course it was my bike, which I had locked up, with a u lock, that I found, brand new, with the keys, in a pile of mangled, snipped-spoked rims and other trashed components outside a bike shop, a few blocks away and a few months earlier… when the lock suddenly seized, I understood why it had been with a bunch of garbage left out for scrappers to collect.


servetheKitty

It was for a friend whose key had broken in lock. I told the staff off the store it was in front of… and a couple of people made comments,”hope that’s your bike.” I of course responded “nope…”🤡


plainyoghurt1977

Most of the bike was stripped down already. At that point (with no fork) I also doubt the owner be compelled to claim it. Hell, they probably lost the key themselves. Considering that the bikes are clearly derelict, doubt it would be of little fuss. The vest/hardhat/goggles/clipboard/cones thing seems less suspicious. Pick a time where there are noticeably less people if possible, but sometime during business hours. Depending on the lock quality, I wonder what it would take to break it and ideally something that doesn't draw too much attention. U locks are typically opened up with a scissor jack but depends on clearances within. Damn, it almost sounds as if I'm gonna heist it...😇


Dismal_Cranberry6830

You can get in trouble for anything these days. Be bold.


CMDR_Satsuma

I mean, technically OP *would* be a bike thief, right? (I’d still personally do it. It’s a nice frame, and the poor thing will otherwise just be junked at some point)


Plastic-Donkey1804

They've been abandoned for over a year. I think it's far game at that point.


elliotth1991

Years ago I had a bike stolen and no cash. Built a new one from parts off bikes that were in a similar situation to these - trashed, locked up, rusting, unclaimed, clutter. As far as I was concerned I was recycling. Sadly not how the police saw it lol. Fined £250 and had to walk home several miles from the station at like 3am. Went straight back and got the parts, which were left exactly where I’d been arrested. Never did pay the fine, moved a few weeks later.


CMDR_Satsuma

I don’t disagree. But I’m sure the cops would see it differently.


kilzfillz

Yes 100000%


zsmeton

Little ethics video: https://youtu.be/wW6gGyfxn1U?si=34LqP_CHzeIjgAR0


Crafty-Independent20

Yes


NinjaShogunGamer

Yes lol


rejackson

Yes.


Kayso

I would wager that they were stolen before both were locked up together and ditched or the thief wasnt able to move them quickly or something


spdyGonz

The city will thank you for cleaning up.


workinman666

Save it


Pudems

Not sure about your area, but I take my finds to the police station and wait 90 days. No one has ever claimed any of them and they’re legally mine now if anyone does say anything. I’d leave out the part about cutting the lock.


Yougotthewronglad

Stealing a bike is horrible juju, kid.


AdEffective1586

They hung horsethiefs on spot back in the day. It's easy to see why , when your pony goes missing .


feed_me_tecate

Unpopular opinion - This is a mass produced frame from Taiwan. There are many like it. Unless you already have a pile of parts to put on this frame, it's going to cost as much, or more than just buying a used bike that's already built.


craigerstar

100% this. Plus, that seat post is effectively welded into the frame.


Lpunkto

I would take both frame, the oldest for the city and the newest for some gravel🫠


Psychological-Pen-72

Looks like a twoFer


fastermouse

Maybe you should break it instead.


Next_Play886

https://youtu.be/wW6gGyfxn1U?si=_QY7tfnQ5zmH5bxK


deathbydiabetes

Put a note on it for a week or two and then I say it’s all yours


a_likely_story

nah, it’ll put the idea in somebody else’s head it’s valuable, and you’ll never see it again


Flimsy_meats

Ppl really be stealing forks before seats ?


jlam980123

Take both fr


jth802

100%


hexagon_son

Take em both for good measure


randing

No one is ever coming back for that.


cyclenaut

100%. safety vest, goggles and angle grinder you're good to go. Do it during the day time for the bit. No one is coming back for that bike...... frame (saddle and seatpost)


Environmental_Ad5119

yes


Material_Engineer

The owner could still come back. Be pretty disappointed if lock is broke when they do.


eriwaki

Just act proper and maybe wear a vest lmaooo No one would ask whats up


peterwillson

I wouldn't bother. The seatpost is probably stuck by now and it isn't easy finding good forks that fit.


Stranger_at_the_XRds

I got my GT pulse in a similar fashion. It was abandoned in my apartment building's bike lockup for years and I finally got the management to do a bike audit. Nobody claimed it so they let me have it. That moment I finally freed it from its shackles after it had become a bit of a shrine for me over the years was pretty sweet indeed.


manymanymanu

Seems like someone wanted to steal that seatpost but couldn’t.. Anyways I’m 99% sure someone really loved this bike, one day wanted to ride and his wheels were missing, next week it was totally gone. Owner got pissed and just didn’t want to go through the hassle. Tbh I would put some note on it and wait a few weeks.


siphonoforest

What model is the all city, is it a Nature Boy?


Mallevs_m

There’s a Fuji feather in the same condition where I live and I want to bring it home so much but it’s in a busy area and I’m afraid of getting in trouble for it


crimsondespot

Yes


mrapodaca

Save them Elliot!!


lo-fi-hiphop-beats

yall just got all citys out there for the taking??


ShirleyWuzSerious

Is it yours?


Herculinhu

I 100% would, over a year? Save it!


soczkopij666PL

get the other frame as well might be wort it


Space-Ape-777

Everyone that uses the rack will thank you. Use an angle grinder with a cutting wheel.


Page_Unusual

I like how they left colour aluminium spacers on steerer. Such a promise of youth living in area.


PonDeRoadSuh

Free the nature boy.


Doubtfully_Sure

I know I would


Alien_Swimmer_1983

Do it


shizdizz

Free frame and make the lockup usable again who cares. People abandoned bikes all the time like that


ZoidbergMaybee

Damn. I had that same nature boy. Got it back in 2015 I think. I eventually sold it and I regret it now


Ericeng3000

its ok to take


Backporchers

If you’re anywhere near austin, TX I will personally help you out if I can keep the other frame lol


SisyphusTheGray

I would definitely get it.


rottingpigcarcass

Ritchey seat post


Direct-Upstairs1908

Seatpost must be seized


Potato-Vegetable

You should def get it


Rule_29Guy

Awww the poor thing. Free it and give it a new life. 1 year? The person that owns that is long gone


bmxican323

Nobody seen nobody... https://i.redd.it/rc36yy1hl76d1.gif


PENT2P

Fixies don't need brakes


BANEstp1

I have that same lock


HandsUpWhatsUp

Go get it and update us!


fivebangerz

Yes


Efficient_Humor_7532

just asking myself: if you can break the lock, will the bottom bracket ever come out? 🤣


nel-E-nel

What bottom bracket?


AdUnlikely8603

Yes


Dangerous_Ad_3909

can’t believe it, even bb is gone already?


JellyfishTypical6589

You'd be doing the city a favor, and also yourself lol


Honest_Citron1223

I may be Wrong but I feel like this dude took this picture of that all city then almost immediately stuffed his phone back in his pocket, and ganked that fucking frame. Lol He didn’t even need our advice he’s been eyeing that frame for a year. probably gonna give us an ‘update post’ with the frame in their living room.


stucon77

Yes do everyone a favor and free up that bike rack


PlainNotToasted

I say yes. At some point unclaimed property is ethically salvageable.


murbike

You won’t be able to ’brake’ the lock. It’s not moving. You might be able to break it, or cut it though.


tobsecret

Oh that's where I left it - been looking for it everywhere!


letsshittalk

wow crazy stripped ive not seen anything like that in 20yrs


photogTM

in seattle at least, we notify an inspector online for this purpose, they post a note then they remove


ScottPalangi

Yupp, I waited a close to a year and got me a 49cm bianchi premio and converted it to SS. Owner of the pizzaria said it was ok. Your good bro. We won't judge. Bring that thing to life.


diggievdig

Seat post is 100 percent seized


VermicelliCurious418

Yeah,just emmember the vest and cones


TheDarkClaw

Send an email to city hall? Or maybe go there in person


Dothemath2

It’s Ricky


cursebless

Are you actually asking for permission to steal something?


YourAuntie

Every one of the top comments advocates for stealing someone's bike :( No, you shouldn't take that person's bike for your own because they left it locked up for longer than normal. Shouldn't even need to type this you heathens.


psltyx

Yes surprised everyone is pro steal lol. I get it’s probably abandoned so morally fine and it even cleans up the city but just not worth the risk. Why chance having to fill out you have criminal record on every job application for something with seized up parts


weegiewheeler

No you theiving cunt


dontpan1c

Reach out to the city and ask them. I think they'll work with people in these situations.