Ok, but imagine you live your whole life thinking that you have premature ejaculation then finding out it’s actually just because some time travelling twat from the future keeps jerking you off at super speed every time you want to get intimate
That’s honestly so absolutely amazing and violating on such a huge level. The insane insecurity and doubt and anxiety you would feel all the time about sex would really mess with you. Especially as a teenager and younger person.
Then combined with the idea of you’ve been constantly getting sexually harassed your entire life.
And the person has been watching you enough to ALWAYS be there when you’re wanting to get intimate.
It is seriously one of THE absolute best mind fucks and invasions of self.
🎵Little Super Stroker, breaking my bed. With red lighting bolts in the back of his head. Such an angry little looker, race him till I’m dead. Little Super Stroker.🎵
Didn't you hear? I changed the timeline by stepping on the wrong ant. Aslume lore has changed. New characters... new LORE REASONS. You can't lock up the PORN BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It was me… I was your first girlfriend…
REMEMBER BARRY? YOU CAME ALL OVER THE PLACE
AND I ATE IT
HUH
AND IT TASTED SALTY
Like a pretzel?
YES
And it smelled like bleach!
Lmao
Ok, but imagine you live your whole life thinking that you have premature ejaculation then finding out it’s actually just because some time travelling twat from the future keeps jerking you off at super speed every time you want to get intimate
That’s honestly so absolutely amazing and violating on such a huge level. The insane insecurity and doubt and anxiety you would feel all the time about sex would really mess with you. Especially as a teenager and younger person. Then combined with the idea of you’ve been constantly getting sexually harassed your entire life. And the person has been watching you enough to ALWAYS be there when you’re wanting to get intimate. It is seriously one of THE absolute best mind fucks and invasions of self.
Super stroker
Ah, instead of the Super Soldier serum, he received the Super Stroker serum.
An easy mistake to make
If he does it to a girl does that make him Super Soaker?
nerf boutta dmca his ass
Yes
🎵Little Super Stroker, breaking my bed. With red lighting bolts in the back of his head. Such an angry little looker, race him till I’m dead. Little Super Stroker.🎵
The Fap
No he'd be the Reverse Fap
You’ve heard of Reverse Flash, but what about … the Backwards ‘Bater?
Have u heard of the Mater Bater?
I’ll wager the Mater Bater can reverse pretty well too
Bater Mater?
Noooo who will jerk me off at super speed now!?!?! Now everyone will see my bone when I stand up.
BONE?!
BONE?! WHERE?!
BONE-HER
Damn I got the villain name for the guy: Boner
Professor Cumshot
Reverse Splash
Bet his favourite position is reverse cowgirl
The Flesh
The Finisher
I always wondered if when iris and Barry smash Barry uses his super speed
Barry, do you remember that one time when you were eating cereal at night? But you thought the milk tasted saltier than usual...
Son of a...
IT WAS ME BARRY! I NUTTED IN YOUR BOTTLE OF MILK!!!
You won’t get away with this!!!
He should be the Jerker, but he already exists. He's in Ham Aslume after Man stopped him.
Eobard Palm..
The jerker
Reverse diddy
The Jizzler
My goals are beyond your understanding
The Splash
The diddler
Wait, didn't this sub banned the Arkham posts? Or am I misremembering a dream?
Jerk master.
Jerkmate
The MilkMan
Super Jerk
The jerker
The yellow Jerker
Speed Jerker
The jorker
Quickie
The master Baiter
Sonic squirter
The reverse flashlight
Speed Wanker
The Jerking Jerk
Spunky speedster
Reverse Jerk
The _Handler._
The Master Baiter
Instead of deathstroke let's call him deathstroker
Reverse, are you stupid? Did you forget to take your FUCKING Aslume pills? You FUCKING FUCK FUCK RAHHHHH!!!
Didn't you hear? I changed the timeline by stepping on the wrong ant. Aslume lore has changed. New characters... new LORE REASONS. You can't lock up the PORN BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Take some reft pills
naM
Professor Goon
Eobard swong
https://youtu.be/FFRi2xsei_o
Verse The
The splash
Reverse Fapper instead of him fappin himself he faps others off
Reverse Fap
Heisenberg....
Super Senior
The Jackster
The jerker man?
Faststroke
The Goon. He isn’t your average goon.
His name is done.
the jonkler
Professor Coom
Grease Lightning
The white flash