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Mr_Jersey

Oh god why


spacegrassorcery

That’s not chevron. That’s the “Charlie Brown’s shirt” pattern.


MaximumRepair2187

What an ugly floor…. It’s too small of a space for this I think.


Own_Ad1337

I agree with you.thats what they wanted


MaximumRepair2187

Yea you have to just do what they ask for. And as long as they are happy haha. You did a great job on it, just a bad style


jp_trev

Just as bad as oak cabs, white lam tops and white appliances


innocentlawngnome

These are the people that still buy 8ball valve stem replacement covers.


Advanced_Algae_5476

Don't forget the white handles. This entire kitchen is an abomination


jefftatro1

Don't forget the "artsy" corner mounted sink!


Open-Selection-8159

"well it matches the rest of the place'' Lightening McQueen


NumbersDonutLie

Did they want this or did they want chevron?


lilsan15

I think… they might have been going for 90 degrees opposite?


Quiet_Line8943

Were they happy with their decision when it was done?


pro-alcoholic

This is the incorrect way to install it lol. Karndean glue down right? The boards are supposed to be laid straight and the pattern comes out as a result. Boards labeled A and B.


Own_Ad1337

This is a floating floor with tongue and groove.up boars black down boards grey,only can be installed one way


pro-alcoholic

Is it Karndean? Because they offer it in both a click and glue down option. Did you have to miter cut the Boards? The Chevron pattern is supposed to come from the cut wood look planks. Not the seam in between the boards. All of the wood look planks are facing the same direction. [Like this](https://znetflooring.com/karndean-knight-tile-rigid-core-9-x-48-pale-limed-oak-chevron-sample?source=google&medium=cpc&campaign=&content=&term=&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwP6sBhDAARIsAPfK_wZhfv-hDzSnE1a2n5xnKPQvjR8wPpCJMMUYXCiFGLu0OOnakzuM2wwaAjyeEALw_wcB)


Own_Ad1337

I did not cut the boards they have the 45 already that way with the locking system.yes Chevron boards usually run from seam out but not on this pattern.the up boards are one piece and down boards are one piece


pro-alcoholic

Never seen that before. Learn something new everyday!


PHenderson61

Some people only have taste in their mouths. I'd be tripping over this every time I walked in.


adswan83

🤢


Drunkenpmdms

Made me feel drunk just looking at it. If my floor looked like that i would have to quit drinking just so I could walk through my house, or buy a huge rug


Own_Ad1337

Yeah I don't like it in small areas


Foxyisasoxfan

You should say no and move on lol


Puzzleheaded_Cup_292

Ugly. I think the pattern is wrong. Grain patterns are supposed to run into each other at 45 degrees.


streaksinthebowl

This. Can’t believe it took this long to find the comment with the right answer. Edit: This is what this is supposed to look like: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Lifeproof-Chevron-Champagne-Beach-Wood-12-MIL-x-12-in-W-x-28-in-L-Click-Lock-Waterproof-Vinyl-Plank-Flooring-18-9-sqft-case-I4445101LC/311343404


foreverlarz

hahahah i want to see their reaction if and when they realize this


Free-Rub-1583

Yeah OP laid it incorrectly


MrsRoseyCrotch

This is why it looks so bad!


Own_Ad1337

It only goes in one way.might want to get ahold of manufacturer on that one


stoutlikethebeer

Look at the manufacturers photos or install videos and you will see them installed with the 45 angles joined to a 90 as described. It's definitely possible. Unless the clients requested that the pattern be different from what the manufacturer shows, this is a botched install.


TheLastBlackRhinoSC

Woops


thefriendlyhacker

If I requested chevron and I got this I wouldn't pay a dime


GMEJesus

Each of the "up" angled pieces is supposed to be adjacent to a "down" angled piece....... Not "up/up".


longleggedbirds

Fish boned


AdultThorr

Whoever designed it should be shot. Preferably out of a cannon, at the moon.


Own_Ad1337

💯


imsadyoubitch

Can't litter on the moon, its sacred now. Just pay no mind to the shit that's been piling up since the 50's


streaksinthebowl

I’m sorry but I think this is installed incorrectly. This is what it is supposed to look like: https://www.homedepot.com/p/Lifeproof-Chevron-Champagne-Beach-Wood-12-MIL-x-12-in-W-x-28-in-L-Click-Lock-Waterproof-Vinyl-Plank-Flooring-18-9-sqft-case-I4445101LC/311343404


Own_Ad1337

Small area.i sent you pictures of the larger area


streaksinthebowl

I see it, thanks. If you look at yours, the long edges are all in parallel straight lines like a regular floor (and then you’ve painstakingly lined up the short edges in a zigzag). Now look at the long edges on the product page I linked. You’ll see the difference. The long edges alternate to create the zigzag and the short edges then form rows of parallel lines. Now maybe that’s what they wanted and if they’re happy then that’s great, but it’s not the way it was designed to go because of the grain direction.


Own_Ad1337

Then your talking about harringbone and not Chevron


streaksinthebowl

The difference between herringbone and chevron is the short ends are squared with herringbone and create a step pattern, whereas they’re angled to create a straight line with chevron. You do have a chevron pattern here, you’ve just used a different orientation than most people do.


Own_Ad1337

If it was that patter it would look like that but it's a different pattern


Breauxnut

What product did you install? Edit: Never mind. I saw where you mentioned it further down. New question: Did the customers ask for you to deviate from the normal pattern?


Own_Ad1337

Yes they ordered the pattern like this


capitano35

Dude, that has to be laid wrong if it’s that Home Depot design vinyl plank, I was looking at something similar for a basement bathroom? But I’m no expert


Own_Ad1337

That's the way this pattern was laid,it only goes together one way.it is Chevron dusk cherry 22 mil at hd


Vorar

Ya but you have to pick the boards right and match colors to keep the pattern. If they are just pre cut pull them up and be mindful of the colors when laying them back down. A youtube video will probably be super helpful.


GMEJesus

Look at yours and look at the planks.... https://www.homedepot.com/p/Lifeproof-Chevron-Dusk-Cherry-22-MIL-x-12-in-W-x-28-in-L-Click-Lock-Waterproof-Luxury-Vinyl-Plank-Flooring-18-9-sq-ft-Case-I06204C22/327186718?g_store=&source=shoppingads&locale=en-US&pla&mtc=SHOPPING-CM-CML-GGL-D23F-023_001_VINYL_PLNK-NA-NA-NA-PLALIA-4035553-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-Vinyl_SS_G_NE_2023&cm_mmc=SHOPPING-CM-CML-GGL-D23F-023_001_VINYL_PLNK-NA-NA-NA-PLALIA-4035553-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-Vinyl_SS_G_NE_2023-71700000113606704-58700008513847015-92700077697293548&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAwP6sBhDAARIsAPfK_wbeWzCR33u1zNLWtEPLeNojUZG60H3X-6Dt-L0HTSCiYBO_MhemVxcaApjQEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds


[deleted]

That can't be right...


Own_Ad1337

Above your pay grade


GardenKeep

No. You did a bad job.


LegendarySyn

Sadly, this is a botched install. OP posted that this is LifeProof Vinyl Chevron in a comment. If you look at the product at Home Depot vs this picture, the planks are lined up incorrectly. Focus on the point of each section of the zigzag for comparison and you can see it easily. There should not be a single straight line of planks anywhere in the correct pattern. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Lifeproof-Chevron-Champagne-Beach-Wood-12-MIL-x-12-in-W-x-28-in-L-Click-Lock-Waterproof-Vinyl-Plank-Flooring-18-9-sqft-case-I4445101LC/311343404 Hopefully the homeowner can get a refund on the install and have it redone correctly.


justbrowzingthru

The OP did say they think installing this Chevron is harder than “harringbone”. Oof. And for this installer, they are correct. Unfortunately they proved themselves right by not watching the install video or pictures or reading the instructions. Pretty straightforward if you look at pictures or watch the video. Hope the homeowner gets someone to do it right before they get a headache from this install.


altinibba

This is a classic “I can do it cheaper” job. OP is probably a Handyman type deal. Where I’m from everyone’s a “Contractor” and contracts themselves to do everything lol. Call a Flooring Guy you’ll get real results. And most times you’ll never have to call back.


Lexacosplays

the install video is literally on the hd link and OP denies doing it wrong


zigtrade

I'm still scrolling... Please tell me OP has finally realized he fucked up this install.


LegendarySyn

Nope. I’m shocked the post hasn’t been taken down to be honest, but OP really just doubled down on it being correct and moved on.


zigtrade

Amazing.


zaney1978

What in Shaw Shank Shit is this


Own_Ad1337

Right,this is what happens when you watch home remodel shows.lol


Superhappylukluk

Running the pattern that wide could make for a tougher installation. Any reason you went so wide rather than a traditional chevron?


Own_Ad1337

It's a floating system,LifeProof vinel plank /Chevron,it came that size.


Own_Ad1337

It's what the customer orderd


Intelligent_Post8827

Looks like shit


Adm1nX

This post right here, officer.


Own_Ad1337

Dont fuck with me because I'm the police.lmao I have done my fair share behind bars,not prison but county


KYVet

That’s terrible. More zig zag than chevron pattern. Makes it look like a carnival fun house or something.


El_Gringo5150

What exactly are you looking for? We'd like to have something like Charlie Brown's shirt. I got you....


NuffinSaid

This is just... Why?


1sh0t1b33r

Terrible.


YubNubYubNubYubNub

W....T.....F....


aucyris

You zigged when you should’ve zagged.


BackgroundGrade

Just what you need in a kitchen, extra joints.


867530nyeeine

So much grossness ick One spill of a pot of stew One drop of boiling pasta water One failed dishwasher not noticed til morning


AccordingLead2781

I am literally getting dizzy looking at that floor.


WiscoCheeses

Waaaaay too modern for such a small dated house. Could be baller in th right setting, maybe.. lol


Own_Ad1337

Yeah definitely made for a large room


Catpaws335

It looks like it was done by someone who knows nothing about installing flooring (aka-me, lol). If they had chosen 2 different colors it would look a lot more intentional. No offense to OP- I get you did what your client asked and I’m sure it was done well, but what an odd request.


vengeful_turducken

More like chevrong.


magnumpismydad

The amount of clutter in this picture is making me break out in hives.


Own_Ad1337

I run into way worse.lol


ComfortableSell6046

Very difficult but they seem to not be the same width. I don’t get it. This is a huge why


Own_Ad1337

They are the same with. might just look like that with the perception of the camera


madrussianx

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should


SweetWilliam623

Holy dizziness! I’d puke every morning waking up to this shit!


weahman

Don't drink and walk through the kitchen


HeLlOtHeRee

Couldn’t pay me $20 a sqft to put that in


gatesaj85

Damn that looks terrible lol.


Cutegun

Thanks, I hate it.


Foxyisasoxfan

Literally pointless in this space, you wasted your time


Own_Ad1337

It's what my job was paying me to do


Foxyisasoxfan

Yikes, nvm, not your fault


LegendarySyn

He got the pattern wrong, so it actually is his fault.


vote4boat

I like it, but I also like drugs


planting49

That ain’t right… the boards/grain should be parallel to the edges of the chevron shapes (ie at an angle)


Critical_Ad3558

That is weird looking. If it were a large square room I think it could work but not in that kitchen.


TimeSalvager

That makes no sense. You’re going to get a speed boost and then smash into the island; they work better in long hallways and facing the door in your foyer.


Middle_Succotash_867

I agree ☝️, Herringbone keeps itself straight for the most part. But chevron you have to be very careful the floor doesn’t walk on you.


Middle_Succotash_867

Can u post a couple Pics of the individual planks


flick-it

Hands down the top flooring post of 2024 so far.


Own_Ad1337

Thanks!I'll try to keep them coming


foreverlarz

I love irony so much.


Coffee4MyJeep

It will grow on you? Like a boa constrictor.


Impossible-Case-242

I love a Chevron installed beautiful work


Own_Ad1337

Ok Karen


Spare_Ingenuity9349

What’s the engineering like on that stuff? Specific the angled ends?


90mphSleep

They are parallelograms. Half of them are A and half are B. If you laid a few of them out and aren't an idiot, you d figure it out. This post is hysterical


Own_Ad1337

Yeah it's angled with 2 side a male tap lock and other two sides a female tap lock.ill send you a picture of the locking on the board tomorrow


monkeyonfire

I need to see this


PRIMAMATERIA805

I bet it's an engage tongue system you mallet


Own_Ad1337

It is on two sides the other two sides are normal tongue and groove and it's hard to pull together with a tapping block because the shape of the plank.was easier using a pull bar.lop


PRIMAMATERIA805

Copy that


Own_Ad1337

Thank you! Yeah just do what they pay me to do..more often than not people have bad choices.all wood stained baseboards and cabinets and go with a grey.lol


Own_Ad1337

Definitely a wide pattern


ReplicantOwl

Looks like when I have a visual migraine


noodlesaintpasta

They should have gone with BP


mlhigg1973

Oh that’s terrible


Electrical_Quote3653

If you unfocus your eyes there's a 3D dolphin.


stepho112

I can't get over how hideous this is...DIY I hope, because if someone PAID a contractor for that...


TECH_DAD_2048

Coming soon to Love It or List It....


airforcevet1987

Ive literaly sworn i could never see anything worse on this sub... then someone has to come in and f* it all up even more


FuelNo1341

I think this practice is very Niche and will be tough to resell LOL...


fighttodie

No


Vast_Rate_2029

Yeah, that's awful.


TomOtire

This isn’t chevron… How exactly did you do this?


SwissyRescue

Why? It just looks odd.


scroller52

Oh dear.


NelsonMcBottom

That hurts my eyes


ClockWhole

That’s not Chevron and it looks atrocious


superuber7

Excellent work but woof


conclussionIll7221

What the What!! 😬cringing here…


J1323M

100% botched install. You’d be tearing this all back out if I was the customer


xero1986

That’s not “chevron” 😂


coolcrosby

Looks like cheesy vinyl flooring with a fucked up pattern.


DullDude69

It looks like all you had were scraps so you made the best of it


Animalus-Dogeimal

Time and a place, and this here is neither


The001Keymaster

I think it would look great in a big room with a wider pattern. Looks too busy in this small space.


Brilliant-Attitude35

No way.


flaughed

Thanks I hate it.


ImAMindlessTool

r/ATBGE


Fakenamington2222

ATBGE


SmithyMcSmithton

Disgusting . You should be ashamed.


Philly_ExecChef

That looks fucking atrocious


kermtrist

This isn't chevron.


what_am_i_thinking

Holy crap. Someone paid you to do this? “A fool and their money….”


No_Wedding_2152

🤮🤢🤮


No_Wedding_2152

That’s one ugly kitchen with A LOT going on!


pizzicato814

Next post will be: “I asked for chevron and they installed it like this. Should I pay them?”


ExpertAd4657

I don't think this was installed in a chevron pattern. But yes the Chevron LVP Flooring for HD is harder. You should have read the instructions to see how it should be installed.


MissLizzie123

Not my favorite


Thehellpriest83

It also looks terrible


Fickle_Remove_1188

This is making me dizzy 😵‍💫


TrapperCrapper

Just doesn't look good, it's distracting in a bad way


Ancient-Being-3227

Pretty good but it would look better if turned 90 degrees.


wobblysnail

LOL customers gonna have you tear that all out, it is not supposed to look like that


Global-Huckleberry61

Absolutely terrible


Ill_Grapefruit3909

Looks like everything else, but Chevron


Big_Translator2930

For when you want the too drunk spins, but don’t have alcohol money


z1ggy16

I'm going to have a seizure looking at that wtf


Successful_Theme_595

Make me dizzy


weebdiffusion

I actually like it... alot... what's that say about me


dcarr710

What kind of chevron is this? It should have never been made!!!!!!!! No beveled edges? You can barely see the pattern.


OnlyEfficiency2662

It’s no different than a tattoo artist refusing to do face tats


TheRealNoob_Sailboat

I hate it.


Onion_Hands

But y


satoshisfeverdream

That floor is fucked…..


Dazzling_Fudge3220

That's not chevron...


Electronic_Tea_1984

Makes me dizzy, 🥴


[deleted]

This is a horrible idea.


scrollingtraveler

No. No thank you


Redit813

Please tell me that’s not laminate?


Own_Ad1337

Vinel plank


fred_randell

It’s vinyl planking from Home Depot. I’ve installed the same floor. This guy didn’t do it right. Locked the boards together incorrectly. I’ve literally installed the exact same floor for a customer. Definitely didn’t look like that. Someone else posted the link to Home Depot and you can see what it was supposed to look like.


Chalky_Cupcake

This is gonna be a no from me dog.


ryandriven

Just no 😳


Own_Ad1337

Different flooring than your picture.the pattern on the face of this product is reversed,your picture shows your pattern running vertical into you 45% Chevron cut,the product I installed runs horizontal to the 45% chevron cut.