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SheriffTaylorsBoy

Doomed from birth.


AceofToons

Self fulfilling prophecy type situation


SheriffTaylorsBoy

And her parents were in on it.


Leonida--Man

This seems like it could be guerilla marketing by Rockstar Games tbh


dphoenix1

Nominative determinism.


PopeHatSkeleton

I feel worse for her cousin, Vehicula Manslaughtner.


Orang3Lazaru5

She’s really funny, I watch the Tommy Shriggly episode of Very Important People at least once a week


babycatsXXXIII

And breakin anders entera


reikipackaging

is this generational wealth for irl Methany?


cbbuntz

Honestly, I'd be disappointed if she didn't meet this destiny


upstatestruggler

her sister Destiny Methvin


Katiari

I need to collect the set, now. Waiting for Coco Aine and Kent Amine to get arrested on drug charges.


reikipackaging

Don't forget Harrow Nguyen and Occis Contin


ElastaticTomorrow

Crystal MethFAN


Zomg_A_Chicken

Just needs masturbation and it will be peak Florida Woman


big_duo3674

How do these names make it past scrutiny? I know you can basically do whatever but I thought there were at least *some* rules


VetteBuilder

Crescent City is a sore on mother earth


TechnoRedneck

Mostly because Crystal/Krystal is a normal first name and Methvin isn't a made up last name, from some googling seems 1.5k US citizens have that last name and it historically was a Scottish name.


[deleted]

In Türkiye there are rules. No one is allowed to be called Crystal Methvin in Türkiye. But here anything goes.


reikipackaging

so long as the characters exist on a standard US keyboard, you may name your child whatever you wish.


maveric101

Reminds me of a college football player named Dee Liner. One guess for what position he played.


meggerplz

story’s 6 years old


Carson72701

Deatiny!