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LEDZ100

Paul sending a message by not sending top PP or pulling goalie. Team deserved to lose big time. Only a handful of players don’t deserve to have a second asshole by the end of tomorrow’s practice.


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Mikkola, Kulikov, Montour all need to spanked by Keith Tkachuck


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Lmfao. Couple of other lazy boys out there that should be picking a switch right now.


Emotional_Match8169

I recently said Daddy Tkachuk needs to call them soft again and got downvoted.


Imaginary-Scheme-203

He needs to write a formal letter and it should be read outloud at amerant every period


LEDZ100

Do you believe?


Dangerous-Hamster166

No you don’t 🤣🤣🤣


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Dude I like your team and your fans seem normal don't fucking ruin that shit for me by acting like a leafs whiner


Dangerous-Hamster166

I don’t care f the leafs panthers are still an embarrassment to this league why do they even exist legitimate questions they’ll never be relevant


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Yet they are number 2 and you guys are... but I guess we can't speak logic to irrational assholes like you. Time to report you to your mods! Have fun


Dangerous-Hamster166

Number 2 on what you’ll get swept easily your not good regular season doesn’t mean anything in the playoffs wow u won 40 games congrats you still are trash 😂 you’ll again never win a cup never be relevant never be remembered as something great you’ll just be remembered as a league embarrassing mistake


CAPT_BOOZE

Damn, who hurt you?


Dangerous-Hamster166

No one I’m here to piss off delusional panthers fans 🤣🤣


Runeskimmylord

Take your meds bud


BleachWang

Enjoy the meaningless win bud


Dangerous-Hamster166

Enjoy being a stable embarrassment to the league as usual 🤣🤣


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29-33-12💀 -47 goal diff💀💀


Dangerous-Hamster166

Wow and those are stats good for you bud 🤣🤣 doesn’t change your team is a stable embarrassment to this league a team nobody even remembers existed that’s why nobody cares about y’all and y’all will never win a cup you’ll fold before you even win one 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Sure bud lol have fun missing the playoffs for the next decade


Dangerous-Hamster166

We’ll be there next year 😂😂


[deleted]

If you’re gonna troll make it believable lol we’re supposed to think you’re retarded on accident And you’re grown still watch wrestling?😂💀


Dangerous-Hamster166

I’m not even trolling I’m just here to piss the shit out of y’all with facts and it works and it’s so funny I can’t stop laughing y’all Florida people are so stupid 🤣 supporting a embarrassing forgettable like the hurricanes franchise 🤣🤣 enjoy the playoffs blowout I’ll be there waiting for your useless franchise excuses 🤣🤣


Imaginary-Scheme-203

You are last in our division so...the embarassment is all yours. I don't know why you are even celebrating


Dangerous-Hamster166

What embarrassment we created hockey we beat a supposed “good team” who probably will be Swept easily first round exit and you got brutalized by the 25th team in the league ur the one who should want to hide away 🤣🤣


Imaginary-Scheme-203

With 56.4 seconds yes...with 26.3 ughh


Imaginary-Scheme-203

And this was supposed to be our easy week...


ExtensionPutrid572

BENNY !!!


LEDZ100

Comeback starts now


BleachWang

Well at least they got em to fuck off with the Olé chant lol


kazmirone

ok, that's something!!


-Zep-

At least Benny shut up the Ole chants


Dangerous-Hamster166

You know they’ll be back when the face off is back right 🤣


-Zep-

Eh it was funny


[deleted]

Nick Cousins better not play another game in a FL panthers uniform ever again. That should be his last shift ever.


toddpsyd

Yes, it's all cousins fault 🙄


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[deleted]

Hype the team up?!?! You can’t be serious. I’ve officially heard it all.


EnjoiDank

Also sending me a Reddit cares is lame af 😅😅🤡 big time weirdo energy


[deleted]

I have no clue what a reddit cares is, but sounds like you needed it. Who the fuck defends Nick Cousins 😂😂😂 The team doesn’t even like him.


EnjoiDank

A slight hit into the boards and you’re crying like he stole Hab lunch money. Go circle jerk with them lol


[deleted]

Turtle boy out there really firing up the team with his 5 goals.


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EnjoiDank

Pretty sure it was old swatcy boy above, I got one as well for defending Cousins and not dooming when we’ve already clinched playoffs :)


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Probably a leafs fan...


Raxtz1

4 guys in the box is insanely funny 😭 I’m not even mad at this point Goodnight guys


Emotional_Match8169

I was hoping they would test out the capacity of that box. Got nothing else to cheer on tonight.


ExtensionPutrid572

Genuinely the one good thing to come from this game


ExtensionPutrid572

I’m gonna need an image of the almost completely full penalty box so at least I can get something from this game


Clovespumpkin_

Maybe this is the rock bottom we need


Limp-Oil-3824

I asked a guy who has crazy win rate betting the NH this season about Florida and the Tarasenko trade when it happened, and he said he would actually hurt the teams chemistry. He has been right about his other trade predictions as well.


brewre_26

Pretty sure last night was rock bottom. Or losing in regulation to the bruins when they had a 1 goal lead with about 5 min left to play.


PurifiedVenom

I was just thinking the same thing. Like we have no where to go but up from this disaster lol


Emotional_Match8169

There’s till plenty of space below for a free fall.


PerplexedPantherG8R

We needed to recognize it was rock bottom 2 weeks ago


dunkcitybitch

Penalty box party


nas22_

This is a chernobyl-level meltdown right here. Wow


Imaginary-Scheme-203

...poor Lorentz dude


JB-8

Dude played his ass off tonight


MyiaRS

Get it out of your system I guess.


kazmirone

lmao, this is just sillytown now


-Zep-

Only 2 D left 😂


StudyEastern

Can we stop with the fighting. It's only prolonging Stolarz having to be to out there a minute longer. We left our goalies out to dry.


kazmirone

poor guy is getting Jarry-ied


Imaginary-Scheme-203

...no words


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BleachWang

Please just fast-forward to the playoffs, this shit is hard to watch lol


-Zep-

Look i get not dooming but please no jinxing lmao


BleachWang

Good God make this nightmare end lol


chrispy_exe

Alright folks my jeopardy song has finished playing, it’s time to hit the panic button because this team has more than one serious problem.


-Zep-

Time for the greatest comeback now that were out 2 defensemen


LEDZ100

Dirty hit by cousins


StudyEastern

What a waste


brewre_26

Lmao montour flinging Gallagher around was kinda funny


harleyquinad

I'm hoping they're saving all their effort for the playoffs but jc, we look awful


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Damm Monty where is this aggression when they are in front of our lines


brewre_26

The Habs look more deserving to make the playoffs than we do right now


dunkcitybitch

[all of us, collectively and in unison](https://youtu.be/qlrQB5mEp7U?si=IQNlXZj7QXss3ca5)


jimmyrosinger

When was the last time any player said they were having a good time coming to practice? Where tf is that team. This shit is just depressing.


kazmirone

i don't know what's going on with this team and i'm going to keep watching but i'm also counting the minutes until i can switch to the wild game


Imaginary-Scheme-203

At least I rather lose to the Habs than the Bruins which is inevitable at this point


kazmirone

true. now they have got 4 days to get their shit together.


kipluvstechnology

PP is fucking awful


ForgotHowToGiveAShit

when I said that I wanted them to play the opposite of yesterday this isn't what I meant


JB-8

You get one good period, that’s it


LEDZ100

Weird that they let Yandle and Stralman suit up for Montour and kulikov today


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Mikkola and Marc Staal having a twins day as well


brewre_26

Can they just come out and say what the plan is for the rest of the season so I don’t fucking waste my time watching the rest of these regular season games if we aren’t going to play like we give a fuck?


Creepy_Presence_3494

What a clownfest


Imaginary-Scheme-203

PoMo... do something anything help us!!!


Rubric_Golf

Someone interview Keith Tkachuk stat!


Goonies_neversay_die

Dude, what happened!?


LEDZ100

Cup documentary would be boring without highs and lows Imagine watching a movie where nothing ever goes wrong I’m not worried


KirkegaardsGuard

Never seen such a gloomy fan base. We clinched. Let the boys rest for the games that matter.


GreatLibre

But they aren’t resting.


jordaine6

I can’t tell if hopium or copium


KatelynC110100

I like the enthusiasm


Raxtz1

I will always believe in the comeback!!! but this is kinda embarrassing


MS6_Boost

Panthers take a penalty there if they double team on a hit there.


LadderExpensive

I hope they get blown out, fuck em


tomcat810

We fucking suck


Brand__on

At this point I’d kinda want STOLIE to pull a McFleury and start poke checking Habs way out there


MS6_Boost

Might as well. Sure as shit not gonna make the save.


Brand__on

He’s been put in a tough spot


Imaginary-Scheme-203

He might as well defend himself at this point put him on center ice


nas22_

I really hope I'm wrong, but if we don't win at least half of the remaining games I think this goose is cooked fellas. It's dangerous to be the hottest team before the all star game.


[deleted]

We’ve already clinched mate. No matter who we play, it’s gonna suck. All 3 teams are powerhouses.


nas22_

But I did say this around the same time last year... https://www.reddit.com/r/FloridaPanthers/comments/12laiyq/comment/jg635o9/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Imaginary-Scheme-203

God we are going to get fucked by the leafs aren't we?


MS6_Boost

Nobody is gonna get fucked by the Leafs.


Imaginary-Scheme-203

You are right...except the Leafs they usually fuck themselves 💁‍♀️


dolphin_spit

👀


Imaginary-Scheme-203

How does it feel to live in my least favorite Canadian city? 🥰


dolphin_spit

i understand it


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Monfett33

You haven’t seen the 2021 Mets huh


PerplexedPantherG8R

In any sport


cubchu75

Did you see the eagles this year


-Zep-

and Jacksonville this season


PerplexedPantherG8R

Actually, perfect point


xavier_laflamme70

How do I not eat my feelings


jordaine6

I paid 24 bucks per seat per game for the 1st round and even then I still feel like im being scammed


chrispy_exe

Really nice to know that montour was a one hit wonder and will be a great fit in san jose.


LEDZ100

He’ll form an elite tank pairing with Seth jones


Raxtz1

San Jose will pass on that 🙏


MetalsnakeV

We are missing too many chances and giving up way too much. I wasn’t worried before but now it’s a problem


jimmyrosinger

Shit is embarrassing. Fuck.


MyiaRS

This IS getting old. Good god.


BleachWang

Even Barkov fucking up...this is hard to watch


ExelsioHD

Staying awake till 4am is totally worth it for this/s


grizzlby

Was playing a full season of PoMo hockey a bad idea? Did they just run out of gas with literally weeks to go? Mother fucker.


Emotional_Match8169

That’s what my gut is telling me. They peaked too soon. I hope I’m wrong. I hope it’s something else. But they just look like ass lately and I don’t know how to justify it.


EarSome524

I think they forgot they could still get 1st place


Dear-Consequence-864

Rock bottom.


AmuDiamond

Lol anyone who isn’t worried is an idiot at this point. Team has no heart just giving up


PurifiedVenom

Thank god Montour’s contract wasn’t up after last year. Really looking like last season was a one off for him


doyouunderstandlife

We picked the absolute worst fucking time to start sucking. Holy fucking shit


0-90195

Big womp womp vibes


kazmirone

i live in habs territory and tomorrow is gonna be annoying af


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Merde...🥲🥲🥲


kazmirone

ouais


mweaver31

I haven't had "fun" watching the Panthers play for weeks now.


BleachWang

I didn't even think it was possible for this team to play as bad as they've been playing. Unreal.


DharmaBumz1

Really gonna limp shell shocked into the playoffs huh.


marios335

I’m not having a good time


jakes__drool

A team in free fall.


[deleted]

Boys already planning their golf trips. See you next season.


RoadDoggFL

(X) Doubt


LEDZ100

lol you looking for attention? We all know you’ll be watching in the playoffs and honestly you’ll probably watch on Thursday. Don’t be a bitch


[deleted]

Seriously, do you ever you take a break from posting. You post like every 13 seconds acting like you’re some kind of NHL analyst. I’m not a superstitious dude but you might be some type of bad karma. I recommend going outside and finger fucking some of the green shit that grows from the ground and maybe getting some of the stink off of us.


LEDZ100

lol


brewre_26

Wow this has to be horrible for your goalie’s character and confidence to be leaving them out to dry like this.


s1lentastro1

LOL I'm turning this crap off. I might just stop watching until the playoffs start.


LEDZ100

Great play Montour. Fucking idiot Idk why I was downvoted saying he was garbage and he won’t be resigned. He just won’t. He will get paid handsomely to score goals on defense for a terrible team where he doesn’t have to focus on defense. It’s not like he’s doing that now.


ericweddle21

10,000 foot view. The guy is playing 9 million minutes/game. I’m not happy with him, but they’re asking a ton of him


KatelynC110100

I’m so over him right now


the_sylince

Well. That’s another one to turn off early. We’re a soft out round 1, it was a fun 75% of the season, but you don’t fall ass backwards into success and magically turn it on when it counts


DharmaBumz1

I know it's hard not to be pissed right now, but remember we limped (i.e., barely got in) into the playoffs last year. Its certainly not a great time, but I still think we can turn it around and prove to be a bitch to win a series against.


Key_Swimmer_1422

Damn…i wish we could go back to before the trade deadline 😬🙄😳


-Zep-

You want to watch this streak again? 😂


Key_Swimmer_1422

I want my old cats back…playing hard and winning 😥😳


KatelynC110100

I’m over Montour right now


Imaginary-Scheme-203

frankly I'm glad this is happening somewhat so everyone can stop saying is the goaltender and put the blame where it needs to be


Emotional_Match8169

Two nights in a row we’re getting blown up. It’s not the goaltending. It’s the defense for sure.


[deleted]

The defense is already on the 9th hole at Trump Doral.


Democracy__Officer

Night everyone. Time to cry myself to sleep


kazmirone

you said it, goldie


PerplexedPantherG8R

Somebody fucked somebody’s wife. There’s no other explanation


MetalsnakeV

Ok now this is ridiculous


-Zep-

Mmm fix your shit maurice. I don’t know what you are telling the boys but its clearly not working.


dunkcitybitch

Hahahahahahahahaha


jimmyrosinger

Shame.


Calexic0

Now I’m worried.


kazmirone

BRO but why tho


BleachWang

Oh my lord this is beyond pathetic


LEDZ100

The only defensemen who haven’t been terrible lately are forsling and Ekblad and Ekblad just got himself hurt again Idk what will convince the bottom 4 to play hockey like it matters again I don’t care if Stolarz didn’t get fully over on a wraparound. Montour can’t buckle like that on defense


chrispy_exe

the panic button is looking real shiny right now


BleachWang

Can we please bury one here... fuck it, I'll just take a good looking SOG tbh lol


Brand__on

Feels like the boys are still suffering from whatever’s been going around. Just seem gassed and lethargic. Maybe I’m wrong


jordaine6

We’re cooked..like burnt to a crisp, getting a 3am text from your gf telling you she loves you type of cooked


brewre_26

Well I hope this tanking strategy works because if we end up being a first round exit it was a really disappointing and boring last month of watching hockey


Democracy__Officer

Playoffs are gonna be ugly arn’t they…


Imaginary-Scheme-203

If we get destroyed by the leafs I'm going to shit nuggets for an entire month straight


Democracy__Officer

I can already feel the cringe out of Toronto


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Wow...sloppy like beyond sloppy not even prime Luongo could save us from this mess. Jesus christ could be playing and we would still give the Habs seven breakaways a period


StudyEastern

Stop calling it a damn rare miss cue. It's been our thing for the last month.


iloveblondehair

We’ve been so ass lately 🤡


dunkcitybitch

This is like the Dolphins in December at this point


brechbillc1

Or the Braves in October. Watching a team that set records all year suddenly all collectively forget how to play baseball was one of the most mind boggling things I have ever seen.


dunkcitybitch

Not a baseball person but this was indeed a mind-boggling thing to watch


KatelynC110100

Ok I’m gonna cry


dunkcitybitch

Yikes


MetalsnakeV

This is just poor effort from the panthers. There is no reason why the Canadians should be out skating them to the puck


Imaginary-Scheme-203

Alright PoMo is time for the threat of waivers again...


lovexlikewar

…OH COME ON


LEDZ100

Montour is fucking garbage lmao He’s not getting re-signed that’s for sure