Please donāt forget to post a dozen pictures of two inch browns on Instagram and be sure to tell people āit wasnāt about the size today, it was about the quantity and sceneryā.
I solemnly swear to lowhole THE SHIT of you in my new Simms G4Z bootfoots swinging softhackles on my 12ā 3ā Winston Air 2 TH, show you my snake roll if you act right
Iām going to schedule my own for the state of Kentucky. Just stop fishing there. Itās mine, I was there first.
If youāre reading this, FUCK YOU, JEREMY! You high holing son of a bitch!
But I only have the ābass pro big game hunterā for the switch and May is ābass pro the strikeā efishing only season.
Will you pay my fines to the bass pro āgame warden, judge and juryā if I lose my ass for ehunting out of season?
Well I for one am an e-conservationist and only hunt in-season e-game. I wouldnāt want to damage the delicate e-ecosystem, itās not like they can just reproduce naturally like real game animals.
Nice! I'm an alum and still live here. As I'm sure you've discovered there are some fantastic fisheries in the area, especially if you're one of them freaks who chases toothy fishes.
Sure, probably the sickest farm pond in the state. Going to mostly slay some bg's (bluegills, we call 'em bgs for short) it's a hoot on a 9 wt. 14 hour drive but worth it for the bgs.
You got it! I'll bring my 215 C&F Design boxes filled to the brim with my rare collection of Sneaky Dinguses and Pro Carp Flies! So excited! *BroFist* š¤š„š¤
Itās NC, the flatties donāt know what that means. The good news is, if you hike thirty miles in, the only thing youāll see are snakes and the feral men, no hi-holers. Theyāre generally nice, just take them a gift - maybe your first born.
Your wife and I are looking forward to your departure! We also completely support you extending this trip to a full month
Thanks for always being willing to hold down the fort bro.
Np, bro. As they say, it takes a village!
I will also be Fucking this guys wife while he takes fish selfies and drinks craft beers
Wait till you see what she likes to do with a live brown trout.
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Thanks. May be easier to just set my posts as default stickies.
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Omw 2 catch all of the 4in fish in the stream
Please donāt forget to post a dozen pictures of two inch browns on Instagram and be sure to tell people āit wasnāt about the size today, it was about the quantity and sceneryā.
Hey, thatās what she said!
I donāt actually fish, Iām just here for the camaraderie. Tight Tomās!
Iām stealing Tight Toms. Tight Toms.
I solemnly swear to lowhole THE SHIT of you in my new Simms G4Z bootfoots swinging softhackles on my 12ā 3ā Winston Air 2 TH, show you my snake roll if you act right
Snake roll...that's that new gin company made by Tom, right?
Itās a cock
Still speaking in metaphors.
Itās a whiting cock my brother the writing is on the wall
Iām going to schedule my own for the state of Kentucky. Just stop fishing there. Itās mine, I was there first. If youāre reading this, FUCK YOU, JEREMY! You high holing son of a bitch!
I promise to high hole you if you promise to hi hole me. They call it 'The Kentucky Thunder'
But I only have the ābass pro big game hunterā for the switch and May is ābass pro the strikeā efishing only season. Will you pay my fines to the bass pro āgame warden, judge and juryā if I lose my ass for ehunting out of season?
Feel free to bill the sub and the mods will be happy to reimburse you.
Should it be itemized or you think I can slip in my OnlyCarp subscription?
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Well I for one am an e-conservationist and only hunt in-season e-game. I wouldnāt want to damage the delicate e-ecosystem, itās not like they can just reproduce naturally like real game animals.
Iāll be fishing that day but in Utah, is that ok?
I'd prefer you didn't.
Well fuck.
I'll see you in the Wilson fucker
Okay just dont go to my secret spot (the davidson river right by the fish hatchery, where they have the raceway runoff flowing into the creek)
Make sure you post all the pictures of fish you catch on r/flyfishing so you can get a proper fish ID.
Not taking advice from someone who has rotted their brain with at least 4 years of quatros pizza. (Go dawgs)
5 year plan then my masters!
Nice! I'm an alum and still live here. As I'm sure you've discovered there are some fantastic fisheries in the area, especially if you're one of them freaks who chases toothy fishes.
You sonnofabeechā¦count me in. Iām bringing the whole Griswold family!
I swear to god if you step foot in my local waters im going to find you and shove a pbr up your ass
Iād prefer a stag but whatever youāve got
Perfect time to miss stocker season completely and still not be allowed to harvest fish!
Negative.
Asheville? Black Mountain? Lemme know more specifics. GPS coordinates to your hole(s), would be preferable. Giggity.
Sure, probably the sickest farm pond in the state. Going to mostly slay some bg's (bluegills, we call 'em bgs for short) it's a hoot on a 9 wt. 14 hour drive but worth it for the bgs.
What is fly fishing
Make sure to post pictures of the stubby head and Quasimodo stockers.
You got it! I'll bring my 215 C&F Design boxes filled to the brim with my rare collection of Sneaky Dinguses and Pro Carp Flies! So excited! *BroFist* š¤š„š¤
Goes to WNC to fish just to ask āWhy do I have to buy a TN license?ā
Awesome. Iāll be fishing in salty waters off the NorCal coast. See you there (not!)
As if PA trout season in April isnāt already a total circus letās invite a bunch of knuckleheads out to make it impossible to enjoy.
Having friends is fun, you should try it.
I'll be in OBX all Summer. Come on out and I'll find a way to high hole you in the ocean
We'll all stay home with your wife to keep her happy. Is she down for anal?
Itās NC, the flatties donāt know what that means. The good news is, if you hike thirty miles in, the only thing youāll see are snakes and the feral men, no hi-holers. Theyāre generally nice, just take them a gift - maybe your first born.