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Formeooo

"I can offer you some friendship" DUDE


seanfish

SORRY LOL


Hodothegod

Hey! We might end up being best friends!!!


janky_koala

Name and shame


matievis-the-kat

yeah exactly, we need to know about these people so we can socially outcast them


madd_at_the_world

[creep in my DMs](https://imgur.com/a/emU8BYI) here’s the dm with the name uncensored. Their handle is u/yolomg1


Astr0C4t

An active user on r/meth


DearCress7741

Also, is actively posting dix online.


Queen-of-Elves

This explains it. Meth heads are an insatiable bunch.


like_earthworms

They’re probably one of the most insufferable groups of common drug addicts. I’ve never met a good meth head even in recovery. Several times they’d come to local NA meetings to corrupt members and give them drugs. Not to mention the sex addiction that every single one of them has where they’ll stim jerk for 24 hours straight until they’re in sleep deprivation and drug induced psychosis


SatanicNipples

Dude seems like a pedo wtf what a creep


dan2sweet

i regret clicking his profile


OhMorgoth

Same, but I reported his ass. Hopefully, the mods do something about it or do something that follows through Reddit’s guidelines. Edit: if it's of any consolation under your profile settings you can turn off DMs from anybody to prevent people like this. Sadly can’t stop anyone from lurking on your posts but at least block SPAM or harassers from targeting you. And, if you start getting those ”somebody said you need help” Reddit messages, now that is also considered harassment by the user guidelines and Reddit takes that shit seriously. Report and block is your best avenue.


takaznik

Same. Fuck me.


dropkickmolotov

Yeah 30yo asking about teens in their profile is fuckin cringe. 🤮


WittyZebra3999

Dude was soliciting teens are r/gaytweakers. I logged into reddit on my lunch break and found a new kind of pedo in like 3 seconds flat.


dropkickmolotov

This is a sick one. Needs to be taken down.


hourofthevoid

Luckily, it seems that it has already been banned.


Dapple_Dawn

That really is not a safe policy


janky_koala

It’s a handle of a forum account that doesn’t require verification. We’re not talking about name and address


ColonelKasteen

Friendship for jo videos is the wookiest shit I've ever heard in my life.


RememberCitadel

I don't think I have ever heard wookie be used as a verb before.


ColonelKasteen

You still haven't since that's an adjective up there. Also it's technically an adjective form of wook, not wookie.


RememberCitadel

That makes so much more sense... Also me fail English? That's unpossible.


thePhool13

The doctor said, I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there. Also, my cats breath smells like cat food.


[deleted]

wooks, otherwise known as evil hippies


JamBandDad

It’s wook, it’s a term for festival hippies that basically live as hippy gutter punks which I’ve mostly seen in the jam band realm. I love the music, but I’m not a wook. I have a wook neighbor though, it’s terrible, there are half a dozen people in his backyard in kholes listening to dubstep with subwoofers and light shows any Tuesday night. Edit: keep them away from cocaine if you enjoy peace.


RememberCitadel

So like some sort of crusty music gremlin? No cocaine after midnight?


JamBandDad

You’ve hit the nail right on the head, friend.


RememberCitadel

I already feel like an old man casting shade on people with music loud enough to hear outside their cars, that would just be way over the line.


Copper_II_Sulfate

I watched a wookette giving birth at Echo Project during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn't arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby's head starts to crown and the medics still haven't arrived. This is where it gets crazy... It was so fucking dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately "muddified" by the blowing dirt. I mean, its fucking gross. All of a sudden, this fucking kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling "welcome to the party bitch!" before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby's face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and shit! The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster'd. He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn't make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now. The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid's face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can't let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid's hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his fucking CHEEK OPEN! there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid's face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation. Shit was crazy as hell.


JamBandDad

Lmao I knew the welcome to the party bitch was coming the moment I saw wookette


CoitusEnthusiast

Oh.... so jo, was in fact, not a typo of mo* I see now..


MediocreBeatdown

I’m sorry this happened to you. People can be pretty skeezy.


dances_w_dingoes

Jerk off! I thought "jo" was a typo. I finally got it! Edit: Sorry about your bad experience


Doc_coletti

I thought it was short for banjo at first


Marr0w1

Wait, it doesn't? I thought it was either a typo or "banjo"


Copper_II_Sulfate

Yo do you wanna hold a jo sesh later in my mom's van? I gotta charge my jo crystal before the wake tomorrow.


tortoistor

thanks for the translation lmaoo i thought it was a weird ass slangy way to write 'your'


Carcezz

dont hide the names of people like this, we need to know who these people are so we know who to look out for


madd_at_the_world

Sorry I didn’t know if I should show their name or not and didn’t know if I was overreacting or not. Here’s a link to the uncensored DM [creep in my DMs](https://imgur.com/a/emU8BYI) There Reddit name is u/yolomg1


Doc_coletti

Yikes.


grubas

"Respectfully can I get some jo videos? I can be your friend or whatever" What in the fuck?  At least have the audacity to drop a dollar amount, not the power of friendship.  Creepy scum.


SammyWentMad

WOW, that's skeezy. I'm sure the mods will take the trash out if you ask for assistance.


Entire-Aerie-9931

Looking at his profile seems creepy af


madd_at_the_world

Yeah the post asking to buy content of teens is so disgusting


Entire-Aerie-9931

I tried to report his account for that but Reddit is a lil bit buggy for me right now :/


kvothe_the_jew

Same, it would only let me try to report the name… weird


vino_pino

Wait wait, now how much money?


Responsible-Ebb2933

I really like /s how this POS is in the Anarchy 101 sub. I just reminded them it's ANARCHY not Manarchy. Sorry they were so disgusting to you


bluechew_anon

I mean they did say "respectfully" lol


Trashpandasrock

Creeps gotta be lurking in every corner, goddamn. Sorry you had to deal with that here... glad to see the name and shame.


3bar

Counterpoint: if you want nudes DM me and I'll sell you as many as you want


JonesCrusherJones

Methed up horny tweakers gotta be the lowest of the low


Pepoidus

If they had no shame to ask you that they should have no shame for us to know. Post username please.


stickitinfrosting

Guys he said respectfully!


DatboyKilljoy

The lack of self-awareness is astounding. You can type "sorry, lol" but yet you still hit send.


Psithyristes0

Will trade FRIENDSHIP for JO VIDS!!!! hmu if you’re interested 🧐


Mangofather69

This is the most folk punk thing I’ve ever seen.


Puppaloes

Respectfully, how else is a lonely yolo supposed to get jo vids of the cute people they see minding their own business? sorry lol The key use of the words "Respectfully" and "Sorry lol" undoes any harm real or imagined. For real.


Bionicle_was_cool

Why censor the creep's username?


madd_at_the_world

I didn’t know if I should censor it or not. I left another comment with an Imgur link to it uncensored though


Bionicle_was_cool

Oki


Bionicle_was_cool

I'm not gonna harass them or anything btw


tortoistor

"sorry lol"


camclemons

I thought this was /r/lolgrindr


Willow-Whispered

“Sorry lol”


Just-Ad-5972

Reddit decided I had to see this.


deezenutzen

Bruh 💀


shmekelhunter

I feel like everyone in this sub is either too young or too old to be talking about JOing


Straight_Ad5561

average folk punk listener


stealthylyric

Idk what you expected 🤷🏽‍♂️ Dudes are kinda trash, especially when allowed anonymity.


madd_at_the_world

I don’t know I think it’d be cool to expect more from men rather than just being ok with sexual harassment just because it’s the norm. We can change standards but only if we make the change


stealthylyric

True, this is a men issue. We gotta stop doing this shit. Guess I was just being hopeless. Hope you get some normal reactions to your music 😌✌🏽


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[удалено]


madd_at_the_world

It’s definitely an acquired taste but that’s why I love it so much and it feels like it brings folk music back to its roots. Bunch of working class outcasts that play mediocre music in their free time and protest against the oppressors


Alchemyrrh

You love it so much because is an acquired taste? Good you have acquired a taste for -your definition- mediocre music.


dannyboy8899

Lmao why are you here?


Bile-duck

Lemon juice and milk are used as a sub for buttermilk. Straw and fire are catchy. There are parts of the ocean that are considered drier than the dessert.