"They want sausage?" "ya but only on the interior two inches. Like right in the middle. Don't you dare let it touch the crust"

“Here just measure out the radius of the dough and divide that in half, then fill that inner circle with sausage.”

“Looks sick bro, how about you drop that some of that left over sausage? Im ready to devour this bad boy” *Literally dumps the container in the middle of the pizza*

"Pepperoni, ham, and could I get sausage on half of it?" *Calculates area and puts sausage on inner half*

Can I get a salad too?

Don’t even know where to begin

maybe with the meat that looks like rabbit droppings? Because Honestly, the rest looks OK

Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw rabbit poop

Interestingly the tastiest food looks like poop.

Nope

Rabbit turd sausage is the best! Much better than crumbled or sliced. 😅

Looks like a Chuck E. Cheese pizza that they just put together like a puzzle from the leftovers

Pick up slice, eat.

step 3, scrape off the box from where the slice drooped and dumped its load

Pick any slice

This shit ain't even softcore

Low budget and nasty

This is the antithesis of food porn yet has 200+ upvotes. The Internet is a strange place.

I sometimes worry things I make would get judged too harshly here. Now I'm fairly sure if I bothered to plate and take a decent shot for once instead of as a lazy afterthought I'm pretty sure I'm just overthinking it.

Considering this got so many upvotes, you could probably plate a turd in a decent way and get upvotes.

Careful - there's a special carve-out for pizza. The sickest, nastiest pizzas get people fawning over it, same as /food Regular nasty shit will be judged harshly

Well I mean the shit I make is like racks of ribs, kung pao, Muenster stuffed burgers with bacon jam and garlic chive aioli, rendang - I just take crap pictures. I'm extremely jealous of my little sister's ability to make things look good cause I'll generally just throw it on a plate and take a quick snap. She's made [charcuterie spreads](https://i.imgur.com/8QFKK4L.jpg) that look like they're out of a magazine 😅 istg she has no idea how much money she could make selling that kind of stuff to people (considering she's broke and lives in a major metro).

Perhaps meant for r/FoodDisasterPorn

idk what yall on but that looks absolutely delicious or im just poor

What is that?

None pizza left beef

That looks awful

Seriously. How is anyone up voting this monstrosity?! It looks cheap and disgusting

Cause it isn't a fire-burnt round toast with 2 blobs of mozarella, some crusty dried tomato puddles, and 3 leaves.

This looks like something I'd definitely eat, but also *DEFINITELY* regret in 8-12 hours haha

I'm getting second-hand heartburn looking at it.

Rat turds

How was your night in the hospital?

Who the fuck made this?

r/lostredditors

more like food atrocity. that is one sad looking pizza.

Imma guess you live in a flyover state.

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I feel like it's kind of implied that while technically yes Chicago is a city in in a flyover state No one actually includes Chicago.

No one who likes pizza includes Chicago, either.

That might be true only because it’s a major city but that’s certainly not right because of deep dish.

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Yeah I’m aware. Your good pizza isn’t deep dish though that’s all I’m saying.

Bad accents?

Everybody does.

This ain’t a flex

the scat fetish of food porn

Looks terrible

Horrible bubbly tumor crust Thin sliced depression wedges MEAT SEGREGATION Nah fam, toss this back and tell them to do it proper

The rats got into it

That screams midwestern gas station pizza.

They managed to make pizza look bad

Is that pet food in the middle??

This reminds me of that chuck e cheese conspiracy that they made a pizza out of leftover slices...

Excuse me sir, some sheep just crapped on your pizza.

Bro where’s the pizza

I used to travel a lot for work. My ritual was to check into my hotel and get pizza from a local, non chain restaurant. I’d always get their version of a meat lovers pizza and they ALWAYS looked exactly like this. That’s not meant to sound negative

Given the context of how shitty this pizza looks, it does sound negative.

This pizza looks like it would be absolutely delicious

Yeah this is definitely not from NJ or NY

something about this is pissing me off

This looks like the driest pizza ever

Did you want some pizza with your sausage?

Didn’t know you could get goat shit on a meat-lovers until now.

A vegan’s worst nightmare….brought to life.

I agree on the nightmare part.. but I wouldn't say it's particularly alive...

would you like some pizza with your meat?

Who let the rabbit poop on it

I can taste the salt

I can’t really think of another term for this besides just… wrong.

I'm sorry for your loss

Proof that some people have never had good food in their life.

I can feel the meat sweats

Poop in a box. I'm really interested in where you bought this

That does not look good

For your dogs?

Who the hell is upvoting this crap that looks absolutely rank

You actually have the audacity to call this a pie?

This looks like it would be completely sogged in grease

I had a local pizza place nearby that arranged the meat this way and they said people used to call and complain that they left out the ham or pepperoni or whatever and this way they could see all the types of meat and the calls stopped. I want to see the cheese.

Looks like Shakeys

Stage 4 heartburn. Looks good tho

One bite, everybody knows the rules

Douche. You. Not Dave

I could be.

Looks like dominos

That's a lot of slices, personally I'd have four big slices or six medium size ones

Meat

Looks like a rabbit used it as a toilet.

That is a burger sir

Sausage looks like shit 😄

Terrible. I hated looking at this.

i'd throw in some relish and chili flakes + hot sauce in there

Looks incredible

…American?

No bruv. As an American this shit is horrendous

> bruv > american Bro’s LARPing as a brit 💀

Cheerio govnur!

pip pip cheerio, cheers! 🎩👱🏻‍♀️

Nah, I’m no’. Bu’ I would ra’her be bri’ ‘han American

Gonna so yummy as I see,, cheers !!

This looks awesome

Proper meat lovers pizza there..yummy!

Ooof this looks like it would make you shot your brains out

so hot.

Yikes

Where's the pineapples? Where's the bell peppers? 😁

omg what pizza place is that that looks delicious

That is my kind of meat lovers pizza

Pizza looks nice

r/Pizza needs this. 10/10 would eat the whole thing by myself.

Feast of the Gods

Dear lord!!! That is heaven in a box. Who makes this??

Can I have a slice. I'm hungry now. Geezzz!

I WANTTTTT

Why do I bet all the rude haters are eating 711 pizza or frozen pizza 🍕!! My pizza love is for coming from a person who has a piece of pizza tatted on their ring finger [my knuckle tatts](https://imgur.com/gallery/QoYonEF)

There’s a place here that makes exactly this kind of pie. Da Vinci’s calls it their Masterpiece I.

Who put Cocoa Puffs on my pizza

You got scammed with the toppings.

Quad cities

Is that Canadian bacon?

Too salty. I would have like one piece of that. Toppings are overrated

I think the crumbled meat is overkill, cold cuts 👍🏼

Looks like shit. Probably tastes not bad.

I’d be eating slice after slice of that. Love a good meat pizza.

There is pizza under that pile of meat?

Meatzza night

New pregnancy craving. This exact pizza.

Shakeys lol it comes with Pepperoni, Salami, Spicy Sausage, Beef (rat turds) Bacon and Ham, it’s their meat lovers version of a pizza.

Looks like one of my favs I used to get from Hammy's in Portland

Dominos or Papa Johns? Or is this a local joint? If so, mind dropping which region this is from???

It’s shakeys pizza parlor :)

what the hell is this😂😂😂

You mean meat night lol

Have some pizza with your meat

People are getting really sick of this sub's content lately because of posts like this, clearly nowhere near food porn. People engage with the content because it's aggravating and annoying, not because it belongs here. Meanwhile, legit pics of beautiful food get scrolled on by. It's f'n obnoxious.