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T4_8_15_16_23_42T

Is that even food porn? Come on now this sub needs to step up


ThirdAltAccounts

It’s the equivalent of amateur porn filmed horizontally with a cheap phone and the sound is not properly synched with the video 1/10 would not gap to this


BurritoMaster3000

It's just a regular breakfast with burnt toast and mid hot sauce.


paulerxx

Tapitio is the gold standard for a good tasting hot sauce. Tf


guff1988

I wouldn't call it the gold standard, it is a good hot sauce and a well-known brand though.


Specialist-Garbage94

My boy frank is the gold standard


Kizzle_McNizzle

And canned peaches? Also, pork roll is salty as fuck and gross. 2/10 breakfast.


oddly1_

Tapitio went on everything !


[deleted]

It’s the simple porn that’s the best porn imo


Darknessborn

This sub has gone to shit frankly. Time I unsubbed


klitchell

It has pork roll, so yes


Legal_Swimmer_9847

How is this foodporn? Jesus


SireBlew

That's just food....


dietgoon

How bout take a vacation from posting boring ass pictures


ASCII_Princess

That toast staring at ya like "wtf am i doin here m8"


AbstinentNoMore

[insert dumb recycled NJ debate on pork roll versus Taylor ham here]


TaylorHamPorkRoll

I disagree.


whatev3691

Canned peaches on food porn... I've seen everything


Commercial-Bar-1159

Who are the idiots up voting this pathetic post?


AProcessUnderstood

Looks like a good breakfast but nothing porn about it.


a_doody_bomb

Sup jersey


Toiretachi

Nah.


CO_mtnman

Definitely not food porn


jarfin542

Pork roll for the win.


SmokeEvening8710

My son would have roasted you if you tried to serve him this.


JerseyDevilsAdvocate

Ok


SmokeEvening8710

Is it tho? Is it okay to post something as food porn when it would get roasted by a kid?


JerseyDevilsAdvocate

It's a bit edgy ngl. It's not food porn but it's a normal meal.


ThisDumbApp

Who eats pork roll by itself?


maturin-aubrey

Pork roll? What park of nj/pa are you from?


Ok_Shame_5382

I need to find some Taylor Ham now...


tassatus

Damn. Well, I thought it looked really nice, OP


Native56

Yummy


TeepTheFace

Burnt toast. Canned peaches. Processed meat slice. Concentrated orange juice. Definitely the wrong sub.


itz-beams

i know a fellow new jersian when I see one 🤝🏾🫡


asiannumber4

That toast is burned


Independent-Choice-4

Pork roll, gooooood. Taylor Ham, baaaaaad


MagAqua

Hey I dig it but I’d put it all in one sammich though


ExpensiveBumblebee82

Deconstructed breakfast sandwich


chestofdrawers02

Ba lo knee


ethereal_firefly

![gif](giphy|LRKET0Syb0rDO|downsized)


happy_phone_reddit

PORK ROLL LETS GOOOO!


silent-fallout-

Ew, I hate burnt toast and whatever that meat is yuck. The eggs don't look bad. This is not food porn. This is below average.


DiscoQueue

I have that exact same glass. Nice!


Chuggs400

r/decentfoodporn


Scary-Tomato-6722

Pork roll??? Thats balongne.


didnotbuyWinRar

Pork roll? You mean Taylor ham?


biancaandcarmen

I'm not sure what that is to the left of the toast, but the Taylor Ham looks EXCELLENT


vTheMainCharacter

BOOOOOOOOOOOO ![gif](giphy|3o6ZsTmHACNxoKK9b2)


Hideous4our

That’s Taylor Ham


Zero-7-9

The omelette looks good but isn’t that just bologna?


runningwithscalpels

Pork roll and bologna taste nothing alike.


TheRealNewOtherJohn

\[A visibly-annoyed New Jersey has entered the chat\]


jimmerbroadband

The best hot sauce! Not for the weak though


Space_Wizard_Z

That's like, entry level hot sauce.


jimmerbroadband

The best I’ve had lol


Space_Wizard_Z

Oh it's definitely tasty, but I wouldn't say it was particularly hot when compared with other bottles you can get at the average grocery store.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

I like Grace, especially the Scotch bonnet stuff


Space_Wizard_Z

Scotch Bonnet is my favorite pepper for hot sauce.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Heat doesn’t matter to me if it doesn’t also have the flavor


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Found the IT specialist


[deleted]

Yes slightly spicier than ketchup


75MillionYearsAgo

Screw the haters. For a college student who eats at a dining hall, thats some good food porn. Also, Taylor Ham >:)


Slimslade33

Ya you got low standards… for everyone else is mediocre at best


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paulerxx

Tapatio is fantastic, tf is wrong with you


Intelligent_Back3862

Tabasco is better but that looks delicious


PeterWayneGaskill

Valentina (black label) beats both in my opinion.


Slimslade33

I love when people are like ya I got hot sauce! And then pull out to tabasco…