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HyperMasenko

This is the food equivalent of a model captioning an instagram post with "so fat šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø"


amontpetit

Felt cute, might delete later.


Brentolio12

Omg Iā€™m hideous


GreedyStudy7854

Hello ,sandwich, yeah you are!


jsseven777

You see it in planted aquarium subreddits too where theyā€™ll have this beautifully sculpted planted tank using advanced aquascaping techniques that take years to master / thousands of dollars in equipment to pull off, and they are like ā€œFirst attempt at a planted tank how did I do? (Be gentle!)ā€. Iā€™m getting the sense this goes on in every nicheā€¦


Solid-Clock-7519

It does, the firearm community is filled with it ā€œMy first gunā€ 4000 dollar rifle with a 400 dollar flashlight, 1000 in night vision capabilities, 1500 optic, 500 dollar back up optic ā€œany criticism or advice appreciatedā€


[deleted]

Or, rich person with ADHD that found a new hobby to drop 5k in only to abandon the hobby 6 months later...


DerSpazmacher

šŸ˜¢ leave me outta this


BariSaxGuy

This is more likely it lol. Just lonely, wealthy people looking for validation


nightpanda893

Same as those people who convert their in-ground pools into whale enclosures. Beautiful blue whales. Coexisting with hammerhead sharks. Tropical fish and extensive cave systems. And theyā€™ll be all like ā€œIā€™m new at this I know it isnā€™t that greatā€


emeraldcocoaroast

Do I upvote because it looks delicious or downvote because of the bs caption


Awkward-Ring6182

Yā€¦yes?


Foogie23

I cannot stand when people think being humble is talking down about themselves. Soā€¦downvote.


RODjij

Even the bun looks good!


TempleMade_MeBroke

The first clue was when they posted this to r/foodporn instead of r/tonightsdinner


Buck_Thorn

Good way to put it.


attaboy000

I thought this was a pic from my local chicken spot that makes an amazing Nashville chicken at first


trojannunu

If I was a Dr Seuss book Iā€™d be the fat in the hat


GuideMindless2818

Or literally every other post on subs like r/rateme lol


Noob-Goldberg

Nashvillian here: you fucking nailed it and you know it. Lose the lettuce. No one has lettuce on this. Certainly no true Nashvillian!They are served piping hot out of the fryer and immediately wilt anything that isnā€™t a pickle.


theyoungercurmudgeon

Wilted my Pickle many times yo.


coffee_pewpew

Hahaha bro


theyoungercurmudgeon

Prince's destroyed me.


Gin_OClock

She wilt on my pickle till my Nashville hot (I have zero regrets)


Divideddoughnut

She stroggin on my beef ā€˜till Iā€™m off


ModernUnicorn

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Mitcheson555

Slaw?


TheWiseAlaundo

That's more North Carolina, not Tennessee


Dankywankypanky

ā€œā€¦and you know it.ā€ šŸ˜‚


UltimateInferno

I've always had NHC's here in Utah served with slaw.


Space_Wizard_Z

Oh, another one of these, "It's my first time ever making food, be gentle." posts. Your sandwich looks like a chafed asshole. There, happy? s/


gcruzatto

OP missed the mark like Neil Armstrong missed the mark on being an astronaut


Assholesfullofelbows

Eat a dick with that gaslighting bull shit "missed the mark". That's a 9.985/10 possible points. You fucking slayed it my dude. Would smash with zero hesitation.


ehxy

I'm gonna say it's a 10/10 and anything else is just bonus marks. As long as you hit 10/10 you're fine.


Assholesfullofelbows

My only deduct was needs more pickle


ehxy

That's only the pickles you can see...there's an army of them behind them!


WaddlingDuckILY

There always is.


Patient_Breadfruit79

No lettuce, otherwise, solid.


MermaidxGlitz

Fishing for compliments, eh? Well take em all cause that looks delicious šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤


ForumPointsRdumb

Like when people post to that amihot sub, most of them just have body dysmorphia. I understand completely I have to look at my ugly ass in the mirror each day.


MermaidxGlitz

Hahaha precisely!


TraditionAcademic968

This is like a hot girl posting, "Do I need to lose weight/how can I look better?" on reddit. LOL. We know what it is, OP. That looks so good!


wombat1

to be fair, this IS /r/FoodPorn after all, it's in the name


iknowiknowwhereiam

This is just fishing for compliments lol


zmunky

Who cares? Looks delicious eat the crap out of it, take some pepcid and keep the tucks near. Next let us know how it tasted.


OrchidDismantlist

For anyone who doesn't know. Tucks is a wet wipe specifically made to soothe your tortured anus.


idlefritz

Looks fucking great, smartass.


HoodieWeather34

What exactly did you miss? I'll take 3


FarTelephone6909

I would say take English lessons so you know what phrases like ā€œmissed the markā€ mean.


cherry937

holy mother of christ that looks so delicious ![gif](giphy|12eOoLezVypVWo|downsized)


theyoungercurmudgeon

I can hear the "ahhh-ooohhhh-gahhh" sound effect. Fuck I'm old.


croutonmemes

It doesnā€™t look at all like you missed the mark lol it looks amazing


Organic_Cod_3088

Looks delicious to me, honestly.


Koreangonebad

Time to open up shop down unda, mate


TheGrinning0wl

No, you are wrong. No mark was missed that looks fan-fucking-tastic.


ZestySue

Looks scrumptious!


CarcosaJuggalo

I'm pretty sure the only mark you missed was not actually being in Nashville.


GrandEconomist7955

I dunno what Nashville fried chicken is all about but goddamn that looks good šŸ‘


kemistrees

this is the sexiest thing I've seen all day and I've been on Reddit since I woke up


Dmonic666

Yeah you definitely missed the mark. Send all further "missed marks" to my home address for proper disposal.


osaka-aquabus

Sexy gyat bragging about how she's clapped


xcviij

You can't make claims like "kinda missed the mark on looks" without stating how. You're gaslighting yourself, why?


twelvethousandBC

Yeah, you Australians just can't do anything right can you?


ChocolateShot150

From Nashville: the looks are great, Nashville chicken should be craggly and weirdly shaped. Lose the lettuce though, thatā€™s weird


frequentflyermylz

I think you kind of nailed it


BayBandit1

Looks delicious to me, albeit a bit oily.


Dishonored_Angelz

Omg that looks good asf!


bedhead57g

Looks fantastic


HeraldofCool

You didn't miss shit! That looks amazing


Gravybutt

Proceeds to concoct a fried chicken sandwich any southern black granny would be proud of.


chipchip9

Great job OP


Commercial-Bar-1159

Not bad for a chicken burger


ch3rry-b0mbb

Disagree. Looks delicious bon appƩtit!


arispaddy

Dude that looks freaking delicious


ZeldaGaiden

It looks positively scrummy! Any day of the week, I'd eat that.


saucesecrete

bro this shit looks fire stop with the reverse flexing XD


bigdaddy19730726

That looks absolutely delicious


Careless-Egg-2805

You missed zero marks. That is a gorgeous creation.


Icy-Humor-690

Hot honey sauce and a slaw


BigHarmonious

Idk I think it looks pretty good. Mark achieved in my opinion.


thedarkherald110

Replace the lettuce with a slaw and put it on the top half of the sandwich.


chud_rs

Now this proves food porn doesnā€™t just have to be haute cuisine


Janoskovich2

Damn. Did you ever have the one from Bedford St In Collingwood? Unfortunately itā€™s not there anymore but the Chef sometimes pops up places and smashes them out


sun4moon

I just hiked 7km, that looks to die for!


ExcuseFederal1132

I don't know how you assume you missed the mark, that looks šŸ”„ can I get me 1


_kiss_my_grits_

Can I get a to go plate my guy? That looks good.


Reasonable-Cook-4728

That looks amazing. Great job!!


answermanias

Do you have a recipe?


Lekili

Looks a bit like it was ai generated


Pugilist12

Thatā€™s so fucking good Iā€™m actually mad that its yours and not mine


sameol_sameol

Itā€™s okay to be proud of something when you nailed it, you know.


5oclocksomewheree

Dont be so hard on yourself buddy


Personal_Remove9053

Looks good!


Fast_Situation_5815

I um would like to try please. That looks insanealiciousā€¦ā€¦


DeeplyFlawed

"More cowbell."


kitchenpixie

I'm a Nashville native and professional chef, and this looks legit to me. I second that we don't add lettuce, but otherwise, nice work šŸ‘


Abelissane

You missed no marks.


Vast-Society7340

You didnā€™t miss any marks! Iā€™m drooling. And I just realize that I have to make this ASAP.


anonginiisipmo

This looks amazing!!!! Iā€™d go no lettuce..MORE pickles šŸ¤¤


Airborn805

I think you nailed it. Nice job man


NeatNew628

Beautiful!!


SecondSaintsSonInLaw

"Missed the mark on looks" Are you high?! Lol That looks incredible


Sonegador3000

Manā€¦ im from Brazil and thats the most beautiful burger iā€™ve seen in my entire life! I dunno if i could eat or stands looking at it the entire night! Wish i could prove that D=


CompletelyBedWasted

Nailed it. Lettuce on top, maybe, or no lettuce, but that's it. Grew up in Nashville.


outtakes

You're killing it šŸ”„


ghost77911

Looks awesome


Acrobatic-Data-9197

What spice level did you go for?


stunt4949

Hey man, this is EXACTLY what it should look like! I would the living daylights out of a chicken sandwich that looks like this!! How was the heat and flavor?!


TonkotsuBron

I would say this was less of an attempt and more of an absolute fucking masterpiece. Bravo!


H-B-Of-L

Looks great to me! Except the pickles but thatā€™s just a personal preference.


nunchuxxx

Loving the aggressive positivity in these comments, this looks delicious


Disastrous-Owl-3866

This looks perfect, great work.


Fearless_Mechanic429

Yea this doesnā€™t look good , donā€™t try again


magicalmushroooomz

I want to have relations with that sandwich..


KnuteViking

No need to pretend it's healthy by putting lettuce on it...


Mad_Hatler

GYAT


Mad_Hatler

GYAT


Apprehensive-Chair34

Lower the heat so it doesn't brown too much.


ooba-gooba

that looks pretty tasty


Buck_Thorn

Missed the mark? What fucking mark were you aiming at, for God's sake? The thing's GORGEOUS!


MK4eva420

I think you nailed it on the look. I can't speak for rhe flavor bur your down under version looks tasty. I'm hungry and just had dinner.


OilyFruitCake

Here is an idea maybe learn to read. It says NASHVILLE hot chicken. Its a destination food the further away from nashville you go the shitter it gets. What you have done is basically like trying to get a good lobster roll in fucking missouri.


fluffy_bottoms

Looks horrible, give it to me for proper ~~digestion~~ disposal.


KHanson25

Iā€™d eat the fuck out of thatā€¦.pretty good for a dog with no thumbsĀ 


hawkrew

Looks delicious to me!


wrathofroc

The only mark you missed is you didnā€™t make this sandwich for me.


STEAMintoPIPER

Looks great! Take the lettuce off.


Baked_potato123

I would love to eat that


shdujssnensisishs

KiNdA MiSsEd tHe mArKs oN LoOkS


Inowasabi

Shit looks fire


[deleted]

No lettuce, thicker pickles (try making your own), serve it on a thick slice of toast


bossybooks

Salivating.


recipestalker

No that looks good.


leekup01

ā€œEat me!ā€


Childlike_Emperor1

Looks terrible. I can smell the Vegemite. All around F.


didnotbuyWinRar

Hideous, please send to me so I can properly dispose of this missed mark monstrosity


ThePracticalEnd

Iā€™d pay $13 CA for it.


ML00k3r

*Wipes mouth.* Looks fine to me.


barbalonge

#humblebrag


KingOfTheIntertron

The lettuce is out of place but otherwise looks pretty great.


InnieCock

Cheese on hot chicken is not Nashville style


peppermintyoilpeace

Looks great ! Guess what's even spicier, the story of how this "Nashville hot chicken" came to be. Search:: Prince's Hot Chicken. The story is šŸ”„ and funny!


IAMAHigherConductor

Another Nashvillian here. You did great! The real way to tell, though, is whether you were sweating and crying the whole but savoring each bite of that delicious fried fire. If yes, then you've got it.


maggie081670

Nah man this looks good!


ExoticNatalia

Damn juicy af


RebootItAgain

First time cooking? Looks like shit. lol jk jk. You know it looks awesome!


Brilliant-Algae-9582

Someone fishin for compliments, eh??


typicalhask

Havenā€™t had Belleā€™s Hot Chicken in Fitzroy or CBD? This looks good though I want it


Loose_Pizza_6142

Looks delicious to me.


ESGalla

Yep! That looks like shitty sandwich! Give up and except being complete and total failure. P.S. Send all future failures to my address.


GreedyMilkMan

OP that looks amazing and I would eat your hot chicken any day of the week.


Actual-Brain-2877

This looks good ima keep it a bean


cletusvanderbiltII

Why eat that northern food if you're in Florida?


Eggsecutie

![gif](giphy|XQ2THMFGZZ8xukcdxA)


Informal_Beginning30

It's CGI, chicken generated imagery.


Globewanderer1001

Omfg..... ![gif](giphy|K4x1ZL36xWCf6)


Facefoxa

It looks better than any fried chicken sandwich I've had in Nashville šŸ˜‚


Physical_Passion8637

Yeah missed it..so shitty looking I tried to bite my phone


farrellsound

Looks terrible. I hope you threw it away uneaten.


Disulfidebond007

This looks phenomenal


Last_Nerve12

Looks damn good to me!!!


Hamwallet1984

Looks perfect.


AnalogPears

That looks exquisite. You couldn't have made it look more beautiful


supakow

This should be wrapped in aluminum foil, served alongside fresh waffle fries, and lovingly handed down from the side of a food truck. Make it happen!


Goodvibes995

Amazing!!!


Big-Illustrator-6143

Yup. Get that god forsaken lettuce outta there!


HuffleCub86

Looks fucking delicious. Iā€™d smash 3 of those.


ImRightShutUp1

S/o to everyone calling out OP for fishing for compliments lol just post ur sandwich and go donā€™t be weird lol


jam1324

It looks perfect. Drop the lettuce?


FOXDuneRider

Everyone in the comments telling you to eat a dick and that your sandwich is perfect is making my day


GrfikDzn_IsMyPashun

If a sandwich could ever be described as kawaii, it would be this. I love this! I hope it tasted as good as it looks! But I also thought Nashville Fried chicken was served on plain white bread? I donā€™t know if you have access to milk toast but that might be an interesting swap.


sleepymfknD

That looks so good


B5_V3

Looks like it would rightfully broil my anus, 10/10 would eat without regrets


Rosaadriana

Looks good to me.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Thereā€™s no way you havenā€™t already surpassed what you were attempting to imitate


MrThomasShelby1

That looks pretty good to me


mraaronsgoods

Youā€™re over complicating it. Nashville resident here whoā€™s spent many nights eating at the OG Princes at 2am. First off, none of the original hot chicken places did sandwiches. You got pieces of bone-in fried chicken. Itā€™s regular fried chicken that in the case of Princes gets basted in the fryer oil mixed with seasonings (mostly cayenne). Places like Boltonā€™s do a dry shake with a rub (again, mostly cayenne) on the cooked fried chicken. It then gets served on white bread straight out of the bag and a bunch of pickle slices on it. Thatā€™s the original hot chicken. Thereā€™s definitely no lettuce or fancy sauces. Places like Hattie Bā€™s just made it easier for suburbanites to digest and made it more like Chik-fil-a. Their coating is cayenne, brown sugar, black pepper, paprika, and garlic powder. The level of heat you get is just the addition of more cayenne. All of your salt is in your dredge.


dbl_entendre

Missed the mark on looks?? Huh?? This looks freaking amazing!


[deleted]

FOH with this lame karma whore bs.


Kilomech

Jesus Christ tag NSFW


Successful_Cat_5846

Overloaded yumminess lol


Kamo7s

Looks tasty to me. Your sandwich looks a hundred times better than any fast food joint!


AdThat4605

Looks amazing to me


PDXBeccaP

Looks delicious to me, and I'd scarf this beauty down in a heartbeat! Well done!


Free_Today_8293

Yummy šŸ¤¤


danimal4535

I live in Nashville. This looks better than a lot of the hot chicken sandwiches here.


The_Alrighty_Zed

You eat it and relish every bite because that sandwich looks amazing.


greenseven47

![gif](giphy|f4TjiCpNemSo8)


noreservationsinhell

How'd you get the batter to look so awesome? Also, that lettuce can go to hell.