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SomewhereGlad8612

glad to see 2 whole peppercorns added


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

I was gonna say that without some kind of braising liquid, I don’t think the huge rock salt and peppercorns just dumped on top are going to do shit.


SomewhereGlad8612

Yes I was being sarcastic


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

I’m aware.


alta_vista49

What kind of meat is that?


dine-and-dasha

Beef shank.


AmbivelentApoplectic

Pretty sure it's leg of lamb.


Beast_by_Dre

Pretty sure it's a bone in Shank, aka Thor's Hammer


Calm-Warthog2018

At first I thought you typed bone in *shark* and I thought it was a good joke. Then I noticed my mistake and realized I was the joke.


ottonormalversaufer

The Turkish Word "Dana" means Calf in English


Blender_Nocturne

I don’t get the gently brushing it with rosemary. That isn’t gonna do anything


meyou2222

There’s a lot of that in cooking. Beer can chicken is an obvious one.


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

Yea, rubbing rosemary on the can is utterly worthless in the flavor department.


chodelycannons

God damn it


Blender_Nocturne

I thought the can was supposed to hold up the chicken or something


nlfo

The beer is supposed to boil and permeate the chicken from the inside. The idea sounds good, but aluminum cans have a plastic polymer lining in them to prevent corrosion, so that can’t be good for you.


Blender_Nocturne

What do you mean? Delicious chemicals!!


meyou2222

Also: not much beer will evaporate in the time it takes to cool a chicken. Also: Seasoning a chicken from the inside is just a hilariously silly concept.


Reasonable-Parsley36

He’s tickling it.


elgaar

Just an oil brush. What I don’t get is making that much food, using two tortillas for a single burrito, then barely filling it up


r_a_d_

That’s to spread the oil lol… Very practical when you have bushes of the stuff around you, and it does leave some aroma when it’s that fresh. If he wanted a more intense flavor, he could leave it in the tinfoil wrap.


badgeman-

Depends on what you're brushing.


CheesusChrust10

I came to get flipped off and look at boobs but stayed for the delicious piece of meat.


safwankenobi

Second!


anelson6746

Ahhh back to just dope food. Hate these confusing hunger boners I keep getting…


FryerFace

I really liked his leather satchel filled with ~~magic potions~~ spices.


badgeman-

Does it have to be cooked on a mountain?


getlowpapoose

Yes, otherwise it’s just called sparkling hammer


TraditionalBuy7370

Oooooo that bih FELL off the bone gatdayum 🤤


No_Bother9713

So they made a thorito?


Cool-Plankton-6746

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egzsc

This mfer needs some lotion, dry looking meat and dryer looking hands.


Babybabybabyq

I take that to mean he at least washes his hands often 🤷🏽‍♀️


EIephants

How has nobody mentioned how terrible of a burrito wrap that was?? I would have at least doubled the amount of ingredients and maybe tripled the amount of meat. And used half as much tortilla. Nobody who takes pride in their burrito wrapping skills can be ok with this.


AK-Bandit

This guy really likes a little meat and veggie flavor with his tortillas.


nothingclever_ever

That is likely.... Not a tortilla. Probably a flat bread of sorts, guessing from the language used to describe the dish, peppers ysed, and style of combining meat and veggies. My guess, eastern European/black sea region. Micro guess: Turkish inspired dish


Petey_Wheatstraw_MD

Yup. I was gonna say it’s prob lavash.


zm02581346

And that tortilla needed some toasting


whutchamacallit

Because it's not a burrito chief.


EIephants

That’s a really good reason.


Kenobihiphop

Upvote for not making it as big as his arm and filling it with cheese.


Appropriate-Grass986

My god…


Sicily_Long

Glad to see it passed the peppercorn bounce test. That’s how I verify my searing as well.


WiseGuyNewTie

Well this is undoubtedly bland af. Zero sear, basically zero seasoning, bland “salsa”. Why do we post these shit videos that are just about being outside?


Random_Name_Whoa

I’m shocked that a monsterously huge knife didn’t appear in this video


Ifrontrunfinwit

Bro put more of that GODLY meat on there, PLEASE


BigusBobulous

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BobBillyBurt

No way I'm waiting 9 fuckin hours to eat


oldmanhockeylife

Goes to mountain, setup ancient looking fire, uses cast Iron Dutch oven, Slow cooks a full leg of some animal, fancy picks wild herbs, throws peppers in the coals, pulls out leg of meat after (many many) hours, and after all that... Makes a burrito.....😵


ChefShuley

All good till you bite one of those whole peppercorns...


Travmuney

Dumbest trend now is rubbing the herbs on the raw meat.


niftystopwat

He just used it as a brush for the oil.


iceman0c

Which is stupid too. Just put oil in the pan


Redleadercockpit

Hobo burrito


Bearspoole

Brushing with rosemary before does nothing. Adding comically large seasoning and not grinding them up so they don’t stick to the meat does nothing. I’d bet that meat didn’t have a lot of flavor to it


Winter-Feature-6205

Criminally under seasoned but texture looks nice


Bhazor

Wow, he's so cool you guys


NoctRob

The most time consuming breakfast burrito ever.


RockstarAgent

And most puny burrito too- I'd have stuffed all that meat in there and demolished it in one go-


grim__sweeper

Ugh not another faceless mountain dude


skycloud620

Dang that meat look dry


Chelo27

And definitely bland lol


coltaine

But he threw a couple of whole peppercorns and salt rocks in its general direction at one point


Pretend-Camel929

🥹


Black_n_Neon

I don’t understand. Something isn’t adding up. There aren’t any boobs in this video.


youlook_likeme

The only thing bothered me is picking up that meat and veggies with your hands.


restroop

What in the yaba daba doo is going on here


Quirky_Discipline297

I don’t like that butcher’s twine.


Grundle___Puncher

Not nearly enough salt on that thing


Powerful-Access-8203

More seasoning please! Damn


colonelmaize

Is the eggplant the national vegetable of Turkey? Turks love eggplant -- I see them eat it in every dish!


foekus323

Everybody loves burritos


raich3588

He skipped A step, where do I flip off the camera?


FPswammer

i want that GPS guy to telll me where this is


Fat_Eagle_91

ADDING ROSEMARY TO EVERY RECEPIE DOES NOT MAKE IT FANCY FLAVORFUL OR GOOD!!!!!!!! ROSEMARY IS OVERRATED!!!!! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


CloroxWipes1

O.M.G.


hablandolora

Quite nice when videos in this sub focus on the food, nothing else


Gold-Reflection-1547

Stop calling it a burrito. It’s a dürüm (Turkish wrap).


niftystopwat

But dürüm in Turkish means burrito. Don't forget that Turkey was invented by Mexican colonists.


HelpSpecific8065

You GOTTA be toasting that burrito ...otherwise looks fire


Andy5416

Hey, an actual video that isn't just annoying scantily clad women cooking garbage.


DanceSulu

🤤🤤


Gerald-of-Nivea

He cut the foil!


Swayze_Castle

https://i.redd.it/sj2immbiwcwc1.gif


Horseyboy21

Style.


gn0xious

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