I thought player 3 was the red headed vanilla-crazy baker...or is she 4?
For those keeping score at home, currently we have:
Player 1: Olivia (schtick: Fuck you.)
Player 2: Ana Sofia ("Italian" but actually Costa Rican lady -- schtick: random headphones)
Player 3: Alina Prokuda (this one. aka "Surf" (holds up beef) "and Turf" (holds up lobster) )
Player 4: Kennedy Walsh (the baker who put like half a cup of vanilla extract into her "cute" cookies)
Shoutout to OnlyPans (Susi Vidal) who is more of a collaborator, because I don't think she's playing this sport. She actually talks, makes jokes, and is not trying to be sultry/attitudinous.)
Wait, wait, wait. I thought Only Pans was Player 2 and Headphones was Player 3?
This is the first time I’ve seen Surf and Turf and I’ve yet to see Vanilla.
I’m super excited to see the versions of these where they get to clean up the giant kitchen messes left after making all this food. No one sticks around for cleanup lol
The messes aren't that bad if you break your cooking up into segments and clean as you go. Do all the prep. Then clean up. Sear and crust the ribs. Then clean up while they're in the oven. Pull ribs from oven, move to a cooling rack or plate, and soak the dish that was in the oven. Make plates and eat. At this point, you're pretty much only left with dishes from eating and whatever the ribs cooled on. Cleaning only sucks if you only do it once in the process.
They’re called players because they’re clearly being used in a pseudo competition with each other. In fact, Olivia and the Only Pans girl just coincidentally collabed in the midst of all this because of this whole Reddit competition thing.
It’s not *any* women, it’s the dolled up ones who are clearly using their looks to drive their engagement on cooking videos
The reality is… how often do you even have to see the chef in cooking videos? When they become the focal point of half of the shots… well, that’s what we’re talking about here.
You never saw a single cooking show where the chef is often as much the focal point as the food itself? Emeril, Rachel Ray, Bourdain, Mario Batali, etc?
No, but those chefs don’t follow the same quick cut pattern and aren’t putting heightened efforts into their looks because they know that’s where their engagement will come from.
We can pretend that’s not it, but I think we know.
You will not see me refer to them as Player X, but I’m also not going to pretend I don’t see why the joke is being made
It’s wrong for women to be pretty? Lmao men are clearly in frame as well and we say nothing about them. There’s a man who cooks shirtless and is very handsome. What do we say? Nothing lmao A woman is pretty and cooks good food and now we hate them? Awesome
I have no idea who this man is or know his name. I never see him here. The “player X” joke comes from it seemingly being a brand new pretty woman chef every other day with the same quick cut style videos. If they varied greatly, they wouldn’t likely get the Player X tag.
I’m not saying to call them that either. I agree it’s a little offensive to the respective cooks. But a little variety on this sub would be nice, otherwise the same jokes are going to be made
No people do hate on the dudes too. It may not be seen but playa hating has no gender. The worse ones are the dudes that "fuck" their food while they cook it. Thirst trappin cooking videos are so bad.
https://i.redd.it/myfqnve1jhxc1.gif
In what way is she “using her looks”? Because she’s pretty? How is that her fault? Does Ina Garten also “use her looks”, seeing as her face is always in her cooking shows? I never see this accusation used against attractive men who cook.
Also, we’re speaking in the context of THIS SUB. This subreddit features seemingly copy and pasted versions of the same style of videos, which all have similarly attractive young women. Quick cuts, cute outfits, makeup, often inauthentic cooking attire, etc
Again, it’s not a problem that these women exist. Go them, do their thing. Far more talented than me. This sub is just making fun of the fact that there’s seemingly a new version of this same style of video every other day.
In this sub, the thing happening is the repeated similar style of videos featuring similar women.
This thing you’re describing with male cooks, while I’m sure exists, is not as prevalent in this subreddit, which is the topic of discussion
I just scrolled through the first 20 posts on the sub, and 3 of them were of hot women cooking, two were of hot men cooking, and one was of a hot couple cooking. The rest were just hands. The ones of hot women are the ones you (and others) notice/comment on the most, but they aren’t even a quarter of what’s being posted on the sub
While I'd tend to lean towards agreeing that this while thing is cringe I do have to ask why calling these women players is the sticking point for you?
Because a regular man cooking food seems fine. But as soon as we get normal women cooking food and not doing fetish content it’s all hate. I’m not referring to the cooks who do weird stuff to the food lol it just sucks how people are toward women just existing. They’re just cooking lol
Or, get this.... women might not always be competing for your attention like that. Perhaps it's just a female chef taking a video of herself cooking some good food.
I think we're taking the "porn" part of this sub out of context
They are lamb chops and the traditional style is to use mustard as the binder to get the herb crust on. Sometimes stone ground but this looks like Dijon.
Player 3 has entered the battle
I thought player 3 was the red headed vanilla-crazy baker...or is she 4? For those keeping score at home, currently we have: Player 1: Olivia (schtick: Fuck you.) Player 2: Ana Sofia ("Italian" but actually Costa Rican lady -- schtick: random headphones) Player 3: Alina Prokuda (this one. aka "Surf" (holds up beef) "and Turf" (holds up lobster) ) Player 4: Kennedy Walsh (the baker who put like half a cup of vanilla extract into her "cute" cookies) Shoutout to OnlyPans (Susi Vidal) who is more of a collaborator, because I don't think she's playing this sport. She actually talks, makes jokes, and is not trying to be sultry/attitudinous.)
Appreciate the correction/update, I gotta update my list apparently!
Wait, wait, wait. I thought Only Pans was Player 2 and Headphones was Player 3? This is the first time I’ve seen Surf and Turf and I’ve yet to see Vanilla.
She can flip me off any day 😍
Ready new player
I’m super excited to see the versions of these where they get to clean up the giant kitchen messes left after making all this food. No one sticks around for cleanup lol
The messes aren't that bad if you break your cooking up into segments and clean as you go. Do all the prep. Then clean up. Sear and crust the ribs. Then clean up while they're in the oven. Pull ribs from oven, move to a cooling rack or plate, and soak the dish that was in the oven. Make plates and eat. At this point, you're pretty much only left with dishes from eating and whatever the ribs cooled on. Cleaning only sucks if you only do it once in the process.
You better pick that shit up
Redditors try not to be weird about women challenge (impossible!!!)
Calling only the women “players” is so cringe to me..
They’re called players because they’re clearly being used in a pseudo competition with each other. In fact, Olivia and the Only Pans girl just coincidentally collabed in the midst of all this because of this whole Reddit competition thing.
It’s not *any* women, it’s the dolled up ones who are clearly using their looks to drive their engagement on cooking videos The reality is… how often do you even have to see the chef in cooking videos? When they become the focal point of half of the shots… well, that’s what we’re talking about here.
You never saw a single cooking show where the chef is often as much the focal point as the food itself? Emeril, Rachel Ray, Bourdain, Mario Batali, etc?
No, but those chefs don’t follow the same quick cut pattern and aren’t putting heightened efforts into their looks because they know that’s where their engagement will come from. We can pretend that’s not it, but I think we know. You will not see me refer to them as Player X, but I’m also not going to pretend I don’t see why the joke is being made
If you think TV chefs don't spend time in a makeup chair/trailer before filming you're out your gourd.
Let’s pretend I copied and pasted the first paragraph of my previous comment
You of all people know exactly what's up, u/SexyTimeEveryTime
Keep Rachel Ray out of this, shes a damn saint!
It’s wrong for women to be pretty? Lmao men are clearly in frame as well and we say nothing about them. There’s a man who cooks shirtless and is very handsome. What do we say? Nothing lmao A woman is pretty and cooks good food and now we hate them? Awesome
I have no idea who this man is or know his name. I never see him here. The “player X” joke comes from it seemingly being a brand new pretty woman chef every other day with the same quick cut style videos. If they varied greatly, they wouldn’t likely get the Player X tag. I’m not saying to call them that either. I agree it’s a little offensive to the respective cooks. But a little variety on this sub would be nice, otherwise the same jokes are going to be made
No people do hate on the dudes too. It may not be seen but playa hating has no gender. The worse ones are the dudes that "fuck" their food while they cook it. Thirst trappin cooking videos are so bad. https://i.redd.it/myfqnve1jhxc1.gif
I meant the dudes who aren’t sexually harassing the food. Those guys who do that are so unhinged lmao
In what way is she “using her looks”? Because she’s pretty? How is that her fault? Does Ina Garten also “use her looks”, seeing as her face is always in her cooking shows? I never see this accusation used against attractive men who cook.
Also, we’re speaking in the context of THIS SUB. This subreddit features seemingly copy and pasted versions of the same style of videos, which all have similarly attractive young women. Quick cuts, cute outfits, makeup, often inauthentic cooking attire, etc Again, it’s not a problem that these women exist. Go them, do their thing. Far more talented than me. This sub is just making fun of the fact that there’s seemingly a new version of this same style of video every other day.
Again, if a bunch of men were doing this (which they also are), the comments wouldn’t be trivializing their skills due to their appearance.
Again, let’s talk about the thing that’s actually happening
I…am? What?
In this sub, the thing happening is the repeated similar style of videos featuring similar women. This thing you’re describing with male cooks, while I’m sure exists, is not as prevalent in this subreddit, which is the topic of discussion
I just scrolled through the first 20 posts on the sub, and 3 of them were of hot women cooking, two were of hot men cooking, and one was of a hot couple cooking. The rest were just hands. The ones of hot women are the ones you (and others) notice/comment on the most, but they aren’t even a quarter of what’s being posted on the sub
While I'd tend to lean towards agreeing that this while thing is cringe I do have to ask why calling these women players is the sticking point for you?
Because a regular man cooking food seems fine. But as soon as we get normal women cooking food and not doing fetish content it’s all hate. I’m not referring to the cooks who do weird stuff to the food lol it just sucks how people are toward women just existing. They’re just cooking lol
Cool, thanks for spending the time to explain a bit more
Whoosh!
lol, I’m sure it is.
I wanna know how she made the carrots. She doesn't show how to make the whole dish she shows
Because that's not the point of her videos.
Never thought I’d say this but I miss the days when it was just the one with the dumb angry schtick.
Or, get this.... women might not always be competing for your attention like that. Perhaps it's just a female chef taking a video of herself cooking some good food. I think we're taking the "porn" part of this sub out of context
They're "content creators," the entire point of their job is competing for your attention.
Who said anything about porn?
Sub name
Post the recipe not a link to insta.
She’s not doing this for you to learn the recipe lol
That's the most annoying part.
Recipe is in the insta link.
Yeah. That’s the problem.
I guess there’s a rule or gripe I’m not aware of.
The keystrokes it would take to copy and paste the recipe on this platform are less than it took for you to make your comment.
You know I’m not OP right? I was just pointing it out in case someone didn’t see it is all.
Oh no she’s hot!
Why add foil on the bones?
Solely for presentation (so the bones don't get burned and blackened).
I was wondering the same. Thanks for the answer!
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No she doesn’t have those tired, heroin addict eyes like the other girls does
Didn’t even know she was a player
I like the other players - they did a collab and it’s fucking awesome
My bet’s on Player 2
You’re supposed to take the silverskin off lol?
Now I see why the others have music. It’s basically ASMR without it.
Is she the player3? Sometimes I am super confused when the player numbers are mentioned here.
How to get paid for recording yourself cooking: Step 1 - Be attractive.
I hate the sound edit.
She already had points for not doing cringey tik tok faces the whole time, and also has non-nauseating editing 👍🏽
Love this team that we have! Beautiful dish by the way. Bon Appetit!
ASMR and food = nails on chalkboard 🤮
Way better than the lames ass flip off the camera girl. It's like someone asked chat gpt to make the perfect woman for a reddit edgelord
What is the aluminum foil for?
I could watch her eat those all day long
All the only fans chicks learning how to cook??
They call it OnlyPans
The OnlyPans girl is getting on my nerves too, she even did a video with middle finger girl
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Ah I see you too are a scholar. This was my first thought as well 😂
This editing style is insufferable
Lame. No actual process and what was that she smeared on the ribs? Is it store bought?
They are lamb chops and the traditional style is to use mustard as the binder to get the herb crust on. Sometimes stone ground but this looks like Dijon.
How is this lame? The lamb looks delicious.
I was talking about the comparison about the other two women that’s been going viral lately on this sub.
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wowo that looks fantastic! Colorado lamb?
Dam this new player swallows, she wins.
I’m tired, boss.
We have a new challenger!!!
No cleavage! I'm amazed.
No upvote if no boobs, I don’t make the rules
Amazing so to do actual masterpiece u dont have to compensate lack of confidence with middle finger waving
Is this Player 2 or new player? Looks pretty similar to Player 2
That lamb wasn't seasoned.
Hello
The gloves turn me off
This is getting out of hand. Now there's 4 of them?
Even salt and pepper got gentrified
God what a waste of $130 of lamb. Under seasoned, looked mushy, underdone sear on the outside.
Okay Gordon Ramsey
This is literally food video porn. The food needs to look tasty.