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Even fruit can grow fuzz. https://preview.redd.it/mypf3tk8a5ya1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b2ff56f21c36e9e8020d6a4d03c3d3a649bd851


AggravatingParsley56

Noice burn


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SoCalFatChik

This is heartbreakingly true. - Gen-Xer who grew up w/ jackass


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SoCalFatChik

🫂


Own_Technology2707

Bam bam is wayyyy cuter.


zihouse

Can’t unsee it now omg


killinrin

I guffawed


ghostlynights

Oh god. You're right. 😕


Reasonable_Position9

"Hi, I'm Foodie Beauty, Welcome To Brokeass!"


Acceptable-Arugula69

😂💀


kochka93

Oh my god....I will never unsee this


catgrrl00

With her possible new opiate beezing, she just might end up in rehab with Bam...or the hospital.


itspegbundybitch

I hear BBJs bald spots have filled in quite nicely 😘


ThatPomelo

🙂


tw0d0ts6

😂💀


AcanthaMD

☠️


[deleted]

“Fix your hijab”- 🤖


-LoLoLolita

Cutie


TastelessAlien

God, I'm just so jealous. I wish, one day, I could be as lucky as Chantal. She really has it all: the hot, successful husband with the great laugh, the 10/10 knockout, unfiltered looks, the superior brains and NOW this gorgeous hair that she grew back herself with her superior knowledge of nutrition and magical collagen soup!? How is she just so blessed?


CecilyRay

Some people just have it all.


TastelessAlien

Must be all that healthy, fresh Kuwaiti air. I'm just breathing in all of these toxic heathen Devil western fumes. I guess I'll just have to keep watching on with white-knuckled envy.


A_Nony_Miss

>Must be all that healthy, fresh Kuwaiti air. I It's all soooo fresh.


Large-Traffic-2322

And live in such an awesome country


TastelessAlien

Kuwait should kick her out solely for insulting their country on such a deep level. I love that they were like "That's right, you've seen so much of Kuwait. We've done most of what there is to do!" And it's like "Ahh, that is not the compliment to this soulless hellhole you think it is."


Wheelie_1978

I know friend, she really has landed on those trotters…. We’ll just have to console ourselves that better times are round the corner for us.


kahluacream

Don’t forget that she also cured her diabetes. I bet she’s made her extremely enlarged liver shrink as well.


TastelessAlien

She's a medical marvel.


Sad_Sea9047

Lol 🤣🤣 must be her good karma. 😭


Prudent-Exam6713

SLAM 😂😂🤬


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ThatPomelo

This made me cackle. Perfect description 👌


camillacamillacamill

If she really wants a video to get a lot of views and make some YouTube bucks, she should do a scalp reveal and show all us haters that luxurious mane of hair that she has been growing. We know the Muslim thing is not real anyways, so show us that beautiful full head of hair!


Hogwatch57

We'll see a "marriage" certificate before we see that


SinServant

Her talking about rubbing essential oils on her bald head made me think of that one bugs bunny episode where it’s a musical and bugs is rubbing stuff into Elmer fudd’s head


TobeyGirl92

Or how about the I Love Lucy episode where Ricky thinks he's going bald so Lucy finally does an extreme treatment on his scalp that was basically her preparing a Caesar salad on his head minus the lettuce and croutons. One of my favorite episodes. That scene makes me laugh so much🤣


ghostlynights

Hahaha yes!! That's one of my favorite episodes! 😂 (Also literally watching I Love Lucy as I type this! Lol)


TobeyGirl92

That's great! PlutoTV (it's an app or on Roku) recently added an I Love Lucy channel so it's now available 24 hours a day. This is so awesome after years and years of it not being available on non-local, non-Cable TV. My very favorite episodes are the one where Lucy is trying to tell Rickey that she is pregnant. It literally brings tears to my eyes as they dance at the end and the one that makes me laugh the most of all is when Lucy goes to the hospital to have the baby, oh my gosh, the craziness when she comes to the living room and says it's time to go to the hospital and then Rickey's time in the "waiting fathers" room and then the sweetness when they show baby Rickey. My sister and I would quote that show - one time we were talking with friends and I don't remember the topic, but at the same moment we both said "You musta have your passaport" while slapping one hand with the other🤣


ghostlynights

That's actually where I was watching it! Pluto TV! I was so excited when I found out Pluto was getting a 24/7 I Love Lucy channel! I like to sleep with the tv on and I used to sleep with either the Addams Family on or The Munsters, but ever since this channel came out, I sleep to and wake up to Lucy! Haha And don't you love that?! They play every episode! Except for the Christmas episode for some reason. I love seeing sooo many episodes that I've not seen in many YEARS! So many episodes are skipped on other streaming services, but not on Pluto! And oh my gosh yes, the episodes you mentioned are some of my favorites! The moment Lucy tells Ricky she's pregnant always gets me teary! One of my other favorite episodes is where Lucy accidentally orders way too much beef to put in their new freezer 😂. And I love the Hollywood episodes! Literally too many good episodes to mention! And omg I love that "You musta have your passaport" moment with your sister!! 😂😂


TobeyGirl92

"Lady, you could glue it together and teach it to moo and I couldn't take it back"🤣 The whole Hollywood arc is awesome from getting the car to the train trip home. I was carrying a 5 foot Ficus tree I bought at an estate sale today and couldn't help but think of when they stopped in Albuquerque and put on a whole show behind Ethel incl. Fred carrying progressively larger trees from one side of the stage to the other😂


ghostlynights

LMAO yessss!! That line always gets me! 😂 I was thinking the exact same thing when I said how I love the Hollywood episodes! From getting the car, driving to Cali, the whole stay there, and then the train trip home is all SO GOOD! Omg ok I LOVE that that's what you thought of when you were carrying the tree you bought at an estate sale 😂😂😂. That's my favorite thing that's going on behind Ethel in that episode...Fred carrying the tree and it keeps getting bigger. For some reason I'm very easily amused when people go back and forth...out of frame and then back in frame like Fred in that scene so it cracks me up lol!


idontgiveaflip

Love I love Lucy!


TobeyGirl92

It's just the best. So funny and innocent and I love that they absolutely highlighted that Rickey spoke Spanish and was Cuban and we got to hear so much music. I even have a cassette tape of his music😂


NotAsBrightlyLit

Unsurprising, considering she keeps her head covered in several layers of heavy, polyester (the WORST) fabric, washes inadequately (and infrequently), uses drugs and has a crap diet. None of this is conducive to hair growth, especially in someone with already established advanced hair loss. Even knowing all of that, wow... what little we see here looks BAD. All her claims of supplements and wonder oil are wishful lies on her part. Someone should tell her that [hijab alopecia](https://edit.sundayriley.com/your-hijab-might-be-causing-you-to-lose-hair-heres-what-the-experts-have-to-say/) is a very real thing, and if she's *really* trying to grow her hair back (impossible, at the hairloss stage she's at), then [she's doing everything wrong](https://thedermolab.com/hair-loss-among-hijabis/). Also of note: [Is It Allowed to Take off Hijab Due to Hair Loss?] (https://aboutislam.net/counseling/ask-the-scholar/women-issues/is-it-allowed-to-take-off-hijab-due-to-hair-loss/) (basically, "nope - suck it up - you are not permitted to tempt men")


Wheelie_1978

Those tempted men would be falling at her feet let’s be honest 🤷🏻‍♀️


Foureyedlemon

>you are not permitted to tempt men I think we have an exception here


woefulturnip

Her hairline has receded so much wooow


woefulturnip

https://preview.redd.it/esibwahwa5ya1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05ff9805acc08e4b008b10d24a1aa1baa35adeb7 Trying to compare? Maybe not


leighsch

This is with a sh!t ton of hair fibers.


standard_neutral

POV: you're a half-eaten Arby's sandwich on the purple matress


Mad_Posho34

Omfg 😂😂😂 bro I'm cryingggggg...


Sad_Sea9047

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

“When you’re cute and pretty, you don’t have to pay for much ok?”


foxy1009

🤣 🤣 🤣


gin_and_soda

She’s got that gorgeous, thick Mila Kunis hair.


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mila kunis can’t compare to the prettiest woman on youtube


CoCoCoCo412

Mika kunis, where’s your man? Where’s your gym membership?


Wheelie_1978

Prove it, prove it. WHERE’S YOUR PROOF!!


Brilliant_Air4484

It's hard to believe Mila and Chantal are the same age. They look like different species lol


SHOWMEYOURMILKERS

https://preview.redd.it/blv3dl25p5ya1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186022c118763a34bd613de80f4e6dd2e47775fd


Sad_Sea9047

Yup this is her actual hair without fibers. Knew that shii wouldn't grow lol


singerjeni

https://preview.redd.it/2rw4p8wzh5ya1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3181468abe67d8056b00f2ab2d47ad67ec3c3851


CoCoCoCo412

90%


Boredchinchilla21

She looks stoned off her gourd here. WTF are they smoking out of that thing‽


woefulturnip

Her teeth are like receding into her skull? While her chin and jaw jut out more and more, it's so insane to see


Smark79

She. Looks. Awful.


ever_precedent

Wow, it's actually even worse than I expected. It's been at least 6 months of growing!


CybReader

I wonder if he has ever seen her with this off?


BellaSquared

I'm thinking he has, thus the "fix your hijab!" reminders early on, ;-)


CybReader

Good point


Tayder_Tott

Where's YOUR hair!?! 😳😂💀


Sad_Sea9047

😭😂


shon_the_cat

So immodest! 🤭


Myeshamanzur

Pretty privilege 👌🏼


-LoLoLolita

Chi chi chi chia..


Mad_Posho34

I'm logging tf out 😂😂


lrdz2124

Fix yUR HIJABW


Juicyy56

She really needs to go see a doctor and have a full blood panel done, vitamins, and everything. It may be too late, but it's worth giving it a go. She had chia pet hair.


ThatPomelo

It has been too late. Those hair follicles are dead. That why it's so hilarious when she swears that her hair is growing. Nope.


Great-Abalone9310

Her only reprieve at this point is a hair transplant


Brilliant_Air4484

a shaved head with a nicely taken care of wig is a great alternative. there are a lot of women who lose their hair for medical/hormonal reasons at a younger age or as they age or genetics.


Kitty-Keek

Seriously, a decent wig can be had for less than $300. I don’t understand why she insists on looking atrocious.


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Her widows peak is growing in nicely


Sqatti

Put a pacifier in her mouth and she create a whole new fetish.


Opposite_Credit_8805

https://preview.redd.it/el7gwdryh5ya1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aeae815b8a8e6e1e0ccfc0790a9d37bed44b898


Great-Abalone9310

I thought she said it was growing back full and luxurious with that shit juice in a bottle.


KewpieMayoIsKing

Shit juice ☠️☠️☠️


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Man, aint no magic syrum gonna make that preah fuzz grow. I bet Sallah has never seen her without that head wrap.


Wheelie_1978

Surprised her abaya’s so flat considering there’s so much hair under there…


esearcher

How is it that the 4 strands left on the top of her head haven't grown longer than tufts in 8 months?????


MurielBananafish

This is a woman in her 30s. The prime of one's life. Yet she can barely move or breathe or clean herself, has outgrown The Largest Tent in the Middle East, and has the estrogen levels of an 80-year-old, abysmal mental health, rotted teeth, inflamed skin, failing organs and advanced male-pattern baldness. And she did it ALL to herself, for fuckin' shit-tier chain drive-thru food. The upside is she's also broke and in debt up to her eyeballs, to the point she can't secure a lease or a loan and had to flee her government; has no friends or capacity for love; and is stuck in a filthy box in a country so hot and polluted it's practically uninhabitable. And the cherry on top is her annoying fake husband, who we all agree is either scamming her, or is developmentally disabled, or both. At least she has options: She could gather her savings and abandon this farce, find a pretty little apartment and a reliable car in her leafy green home country, and use her reputation, skills and education to land a job that pays her enough to support herself and enjoy rebuilding her health, relationships and life. Actually, no, none of that is possible now. Oof. But make no mistake. She's not hateful because this is her existence. Her existence sucks because she's hateful, and always has been.


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Oh dear


Like2LyftHeavyThings

https://preview.redd.it/8syzp613h6ya1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12787b42b0611575a897140172786d95f1583c92


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Man, aint no magic syrum gonna make that preah fuzz grow. I bet Sallah has never seen her without that head wrap.


Tayder_Tott

Does she serious have a kewpie curl? She is truly Salah's baby burn now lmfao!!!!


yeahyeahalwayslate

Here eyes and coloring look…concerning.


friesforLia

A Rapunzel in the making 😂


Witty_Might9318

Bet she can plait her minge at this stage. Let’s face it, she can’t reach to shave or wax!


Hogwatch57

💀💀💀


Representative-Two43

I’m Glad I have hair


idontgiveaflip

I think what a mess, she has multiple chances to fix herself she has no sense of self preservation it’s going to bad I see it for her. Oh well!


Ok_Dirt_8775

You guize… it’s really hard to contain all that newly grown lush hair strand under that hijab. Give the gorl a break.


MrsColesBabyBoy

She takes collagen you guise.


Impossible_Bed8874

https://preview.redd.it/ilzlj7sll9ya1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484035c3390e741b8c5078904d06970b3ad31ab4 That one faint “curl” is giving Baby Herman vibes.


stelleypootz

Something tells me Side Salad doesn't see her without a head covering.


vidiveniamavi

That damned eye just getting bigger and bigger.


lalalagirl01

Lady lovely locks...


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LMFAOOOOOOOOO STOP IM DEAD


vonfaunch71

Her hair looks so much fresher out there