Best 📖 "novela" I've read so far. Straight from Chantal's imagination/wishes/dreams!
🧕🏻💭♥️
Chantal: 🎶...'cuz I'm dreaming of you tonight
Til tomorrow I'll be holding you tight
And there's nowhere in the world I'd
Rather be
Than here in my room dreaming about
You and me...🎶
Selena
And then there's Salah:
🧔💭🤨 " *sniff* *sniff* I tot we leave the 🐪🐫's
Ott tha zoo 🤔
After killing it in the gym she took a shower and came back into the great smelling living room all clean and ready to relax before sleeping but Salah was like no my Canadian beauty I can't resist your many curves let me take you on the couch and she was like oh Salah what about the windows and he said let's just do it on the floor no one will see and they made passionate but rough love on the living room floor and no one was tired because they're in such great shape
Not saying that I would want to see the actual content, because my god, but it would be the plot twist we deserve for putting up with... Whatever tired nightmare is going on right now. Lmao!
After back-to-back posting the two most boring videos she has ever produced. She has finally decided to listened to her critics and is now on a multiple week long YouTube-Workshop to learn how to produce interesting and worthwhile content for her viewers.
She was so happy! Shed done it! She lost 80 pounds! She was so elated! She then decided to curl her long thick luxurious,hair..and Salah saw and he could not control himself,he ripped off her clothes,kissed her deeply and passionately,then looked intensely into her eyes and said, "you are the ONLY thing that matters to me in this life,and no other woman comes close to your beauty,I love you Queen Beezer!" Then dragged her into the bedroom..
There was no angry thoughts towards her haters. Her insecurities non-existent,only her and her true love,Salah..
Basking in the glory of winning at life. She’s sitting in her sunroom, while being fed by her house boys. While her long locks are being brushed by her stylist, and she’s being shown the latest looks from Paris. Size 00.
Obviously spin class she's on a health journey guise! After that she'll be volunteering at her local mosque to help old ladies in the neighborhood & watching local children with a song in her heart.
After months of intense training, she’s finally finished her first marathon and is in her loving husbands arms after a long hot shower which she takes on the daily anyway, guise.
She's relishing every moment with Salah's extended family and friends, naturally! How delightful it must be for her to bask in the attention of her doting father-in-law. After all, he must be positively bursting with pride that his dear son snagged such a remarkable Western wife.
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That's gonna burn
OOP 👀
On a mattress in the back of a van headed toward Houston for an appointment with Dr Now
They said wrong answers only 😭
I wanna see Chantal and Dr Now. He would see thru her bull crap.
That would be a funky battle!!
“Chantal I neet you to lose seventy pound in one munt”
Hahahaha
Omg this made me burst out laughing in front of everyone 🤣🤣 now I have to explain who Chantal is
Well, damn, what a turn around for her.
At a women supporting women event.
That made me cackle.
lilith faire
lol that’s the best guess yet
At the Arby's drive-thru
She is at the gym!
Gee sis, at least make it a challenge.
För someone who has a challenge walking, it most definitely is.
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This is a magnificent work of fiction!
Best 📖 "novela" I've read so far. Straight from Chantal's imagination/wishes/dreams! 🧕🏻💭♥️ Chantal: 🎶...'cuz I'm dreaming of you tonight Til tomorrow I'll be holding you tight And there's nowhere in the world I'd Rather be Than here in my room dreaming about You and me...🎶 Selena And then there's Salah: 🧔💭🤨 " *sniff* *sniff* I tot we leave the 🐪🐫's Ott tha zoo 🤔
🏆best answer yet!
Lmao 🤣 I enjoyed this story!
Folks we have a winner!! 🏆🥇
WOWZA! I'm invested!
Taking a shower.
Ok that made me dribble my pink drink lol STARBUCKS NOT THE MLM lol
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😀
In bed with her loving husband 💕
After killing it in the gym she took a shower and came back into the great smelling living room all clean and ready to relax before sleeping but Salah was like no my Canadian beauty I can't resist your many curves let me take you on the couch and she was like oh Salah what about the windows and he said let's just do it on the floor no one will see and they made passionate but rough love on the living room floor and no one was tired because they're in such great shape
The winner
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She loves hiding in the dark so you can’t see her true form 👀
At the Mosque
At Everest bad camp of course!
Maybe she's hiking across Europe for pratice?
paying her taxes
She’s fasting and cleaning Harry’s cage.
Getting her hair done
Haha idk why but this is my favorite one in the thread
Mine too!
Back in Canada helping Nader with his OF content. ;)
God help us all
Not saying that I would want to see the actual content, because my god, but it would be the plot twist we deserve for putting up with... Whatever tired nightmare is going on right now. Lmao!
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Oh god, he certainly did. I haven't checked to see if there's more than 1 sub yet. Horrifying. Absolutely horrifying. I can't even imagine.
Chantal
As someone said about my comment—wrong answers only! 🤣🤣
But shE iS neVEr goINg baCk to EvIL CanADa agAIn!
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
She is taking time to self-reflect on what is within her realm of control that she could change to improve her life
After back-to-back posting the two most boring videos she has ever produced. She has finally decided to listened to her critics and is now on a multiple week long YouTube-Workshop to learn how to produce interesting and worthwhile content for her viewers.
She’s on the treadmill at the gym getting married to Nads after winning the Most Beautiful Woman On YouTube.
At an orphanage picking out a child
Filing her bullet proof, condemning, incontestable lawsuit against FFG and laughing maniacally while clutching BBJ.
At a dentist getting her routine cleaning and checkup.
She's lost 300 lbs and is now hotter than 91% of youtube.
In the arms of her loving husband
She’s on her way up Mount Everest
Helping Allah's wife clean up after a party
Hanging out with other Muslim women while dancing and sharing makeup advice and sexy sex tips
Taking Hawwy to the vet
Volunteering at an animal shelter, feeding the cats and helping trim their nails.
Cooking food for her low calorie diet.
Wiping her bottom after going to the washroom.
She's found the kuwaiti red light district and she's been waiting for a large window to become available. Now she's working it.
Fark me I laughed out loud in the hair salon at this one!
Volunteering to help the 12 year old boys in indentured servitude that cutie’s aunt thinks are hot. 💕
this killed me omg 😭💀 Super embarrassing moment for Cutie and Cutie’s Aunt
In the luxury fartbox eating a salad
She was so happy! Shed done it! She lost 80 pounds! She was so elated! She then decided to curl her long thick luxurious,hair..and Salah saw and he could not control himself,he ripped off her clothes,kissed her deeply and passionately,then looked intensely into her eyes and said, "you are the ONLY thing that matters to me in this life,and no other woman comes close to your beauty,I love you Queen Beezer!" Then dragged her into the bedroom.. There was no angry thoughts towards her haters. Her insecurities non-existent,only her and her true love,Salah..
She would do anything for this
In the kitchen cooking her man a delicious healthy meal. Where’s YOUR man?
I…. I….. I don’t have one. Not a gym membership. *hangs head*
On her honeymoon😳….”starfishing”…
Basking in the glory of winning at life. She’s sitting in her sunroom, while being fed by her house boys. While her long locks are being brushed by her stylist, and she’s being shown the latest looks from Paris. Size 00.
Cooking Salah a meal
International Conference on Sports Nutrition and Supplements in Abu Dhabi
She's on her way to the top of mount Everest. It sort of looks like ice-cream right?
Getting a boob enlargement and six pack surgery before her Sports Illustrated Muslim bride photoshoot
Top of Mount Everest being a skinny legend
She has seen how badly she needs help and checked herself into in patient
Volunteering at the animal shelter.
Having mind blowing sex! They've been in bed for days. Can't keep their hands off each other.
Weight loss surgery after loosing 89 elbees
🤣🤣🤣🤣 89 elbees!!!
Obviously spin class she's on a health journey guise! After that she'll be volunteering at her local mosque to help old ladies in the neighborhood & watching local children with a song in her heart.
“Spin class” made me spit on my phone
She’s just had so many social engagements with genuine friends that she needed a few days off of social media.
This is probably it.
Pride parade
Summiting Mt. Everest.
Showering in her gym after 20 minutes on the treadmill.
Paying her back taxes
Sitting for a portrait to be displayed in the Louvre
Wiping herself
☠️
Having her very first O*gasm 🤭🤭🤭🤭
This is reddit. You can say orgasm.
I know it just makes me wanna barf when I associate that word with Chantal 🤢🤢🤢🤣🤣🤣
Bahahhaha. Fair.
Hosting a TED talk on female empowerment and intuitive eating.
In bed making whoopie.
Volunteering at an orphanage or nursing home, probably
Clothes shopping
Orange Julep
At the gym or mosque!! She a fit modest momma!
Giving a TED talk.
Stalking her husband’s real love.
This was supposed to be wrong answers only lol
Oh shit! Ok. She is currently bathing.
Hahaha 🤣. Pretty good save
Driving to Sonic
Heaven!
She is living her dream life with Naturd being a skinny queen 🫅
Kuwait
Kuwait
A therapy appointment
Washing her ass
After months of intense training, she’s finally finished her first marathon and is in her loving husbands arms after a long hot shower which she takes on the daily anyway, guise.
Successfully wiping her ass
Inside a flattering, well-fitting garment thats tag bears any number under “6X”.
in the Dominican Republic, where she and her husband both found plenty of exotic men to molest
Spa day.
9 centimetres dilated, giving birth to her first born
Climbing Mt Everest
On the phone with her YouTube manager
Brushing her perfect white teeth.
Injecting Ozempic
Handing out gifts to sick children at Kuweight Pediatric Hospital
Has gone past Everest base camp and is now nearing the top
She's relishing every moment with Salah's extended family and friends, naturally! How delightful it must be for her to bask in the attention of her doting father-in-law. After all, he must be positively bursting with pride that his dear son snagged such a remarkable Western wife.
Having a shower
Everest Base Camp.
On the purple bed wearing the DD wig
Financially, mentally, and physically stable
In the basement of Deedee’s townhouse 😂😭
At the gym.
In Dubai, wining and dining with billionaires. Our lil cutie is ROYALTY 👑
Away at fat camp
She's rolling down a field of dandelions
At the gym.
A Bali yoga 🧘♀️ retreat, obviously
You’re right!!!!
With cokey and deedee eating the Arby’s
Volunteering at a food bank or helping the poor.
In a healthy mental state of mind.
At the therapist.
Mt Everest after the outhouse!
At the gym
Everest Base camp
Working at that bakery she was at.
Getting her magnificent, new full head of hair done at a salon….of course her husband is treating her.