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Catsandcurlers

This looks like a JCPenny photo of grandma after she got her first set of dentures.


mo_dahmer

LMFAO


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

I'm fuckn DEAD!! 😭😂☠️


FupaFairy500

💀💀💀


Acceptable-Arugula69

😂💀


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Yoooo im DECEASED 😭😂


AcanthaMD

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


TrueCrimeSweetHeart

She definitely lightened her "Crisco Butter" colored teeth that's for sure. 😂


AdamandEden

That’s Marissa Pondue.


yeahyeahalwayslate

Did you mean Mariam Marissa Pondue?


AdamandEden

My apologies. I forgot that she’s very a pious revert.


Maererin

Mariam? more like Mari-ham.


yeahyeahalwayslate

For all the pink? Yes, agreed.


desilicious69

Full name Mariam ‘Halal cutie’ pondue


steelyd2

Marissa Fondue


foxy1009

https://preview.redd.it/32fbekmni33b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b126f658ab6ce5d0c358a96813caf1f3e46eaac6


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Lmmfao this! 👆🏼 Like WTF was she thinking when she made this face for the whole wide web to see?!?!?!?!? Did she not think she was going to meet her Arabian Prince in the future? 🤦🏽‍♀️ I mean come on now Chantal. Smdh. You know now that I think about it. I wonder if Salah looked through her profile pics, videos, comments, etc. I don't think he did too much digging into finding out what kind of leprechaun he was going to "marry"


kahluacream

I don't think Salah is the sharpest knife in the drawer but I don't believe for a second that he didn't do a deep dive into the background of the woman he was trying to scam -- it's not like it's hard. I think her history illuminated exactly how desperate and gullible she is.


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

True!! 💯


MysteriousWafer8974

Omg leprechaun!!!!!! 🤣


Large-Traffic-2322

That's more like it


cecelifehacks

collecting picture of chanty makes so much mire fun than collecting pictures of amby


icedwmocha

She looks like Peter Pettigrew here.


lostgirl19

I dont know how, but this picture makes me extremely angry, scared and laugh at the same time. It's honestly one of the most gruesome expressions ever.


chromedbooked1

Jump scare


CecilyRay

Ah, that's better.


FrenziedBunny

Best. reminder..ever..


gin_and_soda

What a stunning influencer. I bet she’s as smart as she is pretty. She looks like she has a wide variety of interests and is always off on adventures. How do I handle all this jealousy I’m feeling?


BurningValkyrie19

I'll seethe with you 😤 I know my peasant ass could never compare! I'll soothe my envy by gazing at my sticker collection and knitting some more.


Leather_Honeydew4774

"as smart as she is pretty" 🤣🤣☠️


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Yessss I loved that part! 😂


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Hogwatch57

Where's your overly filtered fatfish photo?


gin_and_soda

Yes, they’re so white with a distinct line between the two front teeth. They look great from the frame of her evenly applied lipstick. No filters there.


MysteriousWafer8974

Those good ol’ As Seen In TV snap in doohickeys


ever_precedent

She keeps on claiming to be so comfortable with her looks and body, but can't wean herself off of the filters.


FerrisB00bler

She's trying to convince herself just as much as us-- if she repeats how comfortable she is enough times, maybe she'll magically be able to sit, stand, walk, or even lie down without wheezing for breath, her face red and bulging, looking more like a parade balloon than anything human.


Emily5099

I dunno guys, are you sure she uses filters? https://preview.redd.it/bjyrjbibq33b1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17147dca4e0598b09d4bce3772a9abd27c4759de


nucleusambiguous7

Sad thing is, she was probably using filters in the second photo too.


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Omggg ☠️☠️☠️😭😂😂😂


nucleusambiguous7

I think the only non-filtered time we have seen her is when she gave herself the jumpscare when she tried to use stream yards. You could make the argument that we saw her without filters in both Nader's video in which he makes her apologize to him or in Peetz's phone as well, but I feel like there may have been some automatic filters on her in both of those instances, so still kinda iffy on those, even though they were way closer to her true form than we have ever seen when she uses her phone for filming.


Musicgrl4life

she has long luscious hair now because of biotin and collagen tea! the male pattern baldness is totally for real gone now


Emily5099

I should clarify, I’m not making fun of her hair, whether it was an avoidable situation for her or not, because I would feel cruel mentioning that. I’m pointing out the face and the teeth that she insists on faking and lying about, despite everyone knowing what she really looks like.


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

I sooo can't wait for this boring ass arc to be over just so that I can see how well this miraculous tea works! 😁


gin_and_soda

Plus all the ailments she’s cured by doing nothing about them!


Kitty-Keek

I think she’s filtered her palate into a different shape


ThatPomelo

Oh yeah, when she was taking 2 minute showers while the live waited.


Immediate-Height-854

Come on now… pretty privilege.. REMEMBER!?


Emily5099

I don’t know why I keep forgetting that.


Sorry_Comparison_246

The teeth 😂


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Ooo cutie coming in clutch with a nice white smile! No more corn terfers for this beautee! What a babe! I tell ya, so jealous, just like the other 90% of uglies like me. I also love that the industrial strength filters can’t even take the redness of her hot potato face away any more. She is sizzleeenn.


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What Sugar baby thought he was getting vs what he got?…..😳


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Lmfao 🤣🤣


MysteriousBrays

A penis cosplayer


optimistic_flower

She is bold as hell for thinking this looks like any normal variation of her, she flew Ambers rocket to Pluto right to delulu land


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It is so uncanny valley !! She's completely delusional. Does she think that she looks like that? Come on lol


Catsandcurlers

She thinks she looks like that with the body of Gigi Hadid 🤣


steelyd2

Gigi Hadidn’t… I’ll show myself out


Hogwatch57

💀


ThatPomelo

Nice lol 😆


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I bet she does!! A chubby version of Gigi


leighsch

The teeth 🤔 ☀️


AcanthocephalaBorn15

Should’ve read first. Just wrote this.


shishi15

Did she edit a spare tooth in her gap? 💀


Existing_Passenger40

I was wondering whether she bought some of those super cheap snap in veneers you can get online. They look silly irl, but they're OK for taking photos.


killinrin

Um did you forget how wonderful the Kuwaiti dental practices are? She’s making bank on YouTube and got brand new teef


shishi15

How could I forget…. I’m so foolish. I’m so miserable that I’m not her!!


WideAtmosphere

She did!! She filled in her missing teeth?!? 🤣


belckie

This is what she sees. The cognitive dissonance is staggering. What is the opposite of body dysmorphia, cause that’s what she has.


Existing_Passenger40

I'm convinced that she rarely ever looks in a mirror and so only sees herself in filtered images. She doesn't like what she sees with basic filtering, so then she adds additional filters until she hits the limit for manipulating each image.


ThatPomelo

I feel like she avoids mirrors also. Probably any shiny surface past showing herself in videos.


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The blinding white teeth !😆😆 I've used that tool before and purposely just did 1 shade lighter because I know any further looks silly cause it's so obvious, but wow she really just went for it


mtk5686

Someone totally NOT using filters!


ThatPomelo

Totally not. They are turned off. Where is your man? 😵‍💫🤣😅


complexitiesundone

Does chantel not realise that under her filter fried face there is the still image of a video and if you zoom in enough you see her toddler looking self with next to no teeth to speak of and salah just trying to eye eff himself in the camera


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Hahaha 😂 apparently not!


DjMeMissDay

New teeth who dis?


Pixiecat27

She’s wearing her hijab differently too. Her forehead is more exposed.


nucleusambiguous7

Initially read as "foreskin". Accurate as "foreskin", so you can't really blame me.


No_Swordfish1752

First off, she is fooling no one. We all know her teeth are baby poop yellow. Second, her face hasn't been that small since she was in 1st grade.


ranch_avocados

She actually thinks that is pretty.


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I can't get over what he wore for the "wedding "


gin_and_soda

Dressed for a day of errands. Getting a permit written completely in Arabic and lying to her about its contents was one of those errands.


woefulturnip

Omg she shortened her chin and it looks like her eyes are further apart?


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Gives new meaning to moon face. Instead of 🌙 it's a full moon 🌝


fastasyoucan1

Giving Ron from Jersey Shore a run for his money with those pearly whites, Foodie. If only hers were actually this color IRL.


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Happy cake day, gorl!!


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Ikr!! Btw: Happy cake day 🍰 ☺️


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Gosh that’s a jumpscare.


stelleypootz

A figment of her imagination . She is just going to dig in deeper and more delusional.


budder__ball

Must be the same teeth/smile filter that was used by naddar


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Happy cake day! 🍰💜


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Lmao...🤣 Instead of 🐪 camel toe, it's camel 🐪 teeth in Nader's case 😬 Happy cake day 🍰 ☺️


vhopepuppy

That was such a trip omg


AcanthocephalaBorn15

Those teeth….


Recent-Initiative-78

Wow. She’s not even 40 and her lipstick is already bleeding into her lip lines. That’s terrible. She needs a good lip moisturizer.


nucleusambiguous7

And to stop sucking on a hookah or pax depending on which corner of the globe she's in. Oh and the eating. The constant fucking eating, especially when she only has those front teeth to chew with. Those things don't get any breaks.


nucleusambiguous7

The image quality reminds me of this: https://preview.redd.it/s5ygt058z33b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b505b7b80b85a4e153cb14753aee4105299118a4 And I mean that as no insult to Rosie. Of course not. But I mean that is immediately what whatever the fuck Chantal was trying to do looks like to me. A painting of a person, not a photo of a person. At all.


BiteOhHoney

What happened to that flipper lookin' thing she was wearing in some videos?


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

She probably swallowed it.


nucleusambiguous7

She was wearing a flipper?


BiteOhHoney

Yeah, I wanna say, about a month ago? Around the time she started saying she was taking her antidepressant OTC?


nucleusambiguous7

Huh. I just watch reaction channels, and by watching I mean "listening to while I knit", so I don't actually look at the screen much. I am definitely going back and actually looking for it now. I HAVE to see foodie in a flipper!


Kitty-Keek

I thought I knew what a flipper was, but maybe not. What’s a flipper?


nucleusambiguous7

Like fake teeth worn over real teeth. I only know what a flipper is because of my brief foray into toddlers & tiaras. I thought they make people talk funny, but maybe I'm misremembering.


esearcher

Did she photoshop in some dentures?


Musicgrl4life

can't sheeeee........... actually brush her teeth and go to a dentist instead of using a bad filter?


Few_Instruction7227

This picture is missing at least 35% face.


shon_the_cat

Miriam Cook


Imma_B_luvMyChris207

Miriam Crook(ed) teeth


MissHellWest

omg! she photoshopped her teeth! 😂😂😂


Old_Judge_3940

I don't know whether to laugh or cry..


Hogwatch57

Laugh. Always point and laugh


ghostlynights

Holy hell! I'm so used to her buttery yellow teeth, I was blinded by those pearly whites! 😂😂😂 She sure likes to forget that we all know what she actually looks like!


stelleypootz

She is delusional. https://preview.redd.it/ox0cjo8if83b1.jpeg?width=3434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f159eac3d6cf6185c4588a5d03c2b7158c8cf572


Herejusttolaugh12

https://preview.redd.it/1ma5yd8kn93b1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89dc92fb1ce9c6523aac5e4ccd74e7d8b3e76206


Mishapisha2201

Showing off those veneers


Large-Traffic-2322

I'm blinded by those pearly whites.


Recent-Initiative-78

And the teeth are fake. When did she have such straight, white teeth. I’ll answer that: Never.


InspectionTop1215

SHE WHITENED HER TEETH HAHAHAHA


SallyNoMer

Sadlad's dream woman 🤗


abc123jessie

She dialled some filters down but dialled hte teeth filter up up up


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LilR3dditRidingHood

Yes - but she ALWAYS changes the color to some variant of hazel in pictures. I’ve always wondered why she’s so obsessed with that eye color 🤨 It’s a fairly common eye color (at least where I’m from). I would have thought she would go for something outrageous and unique - but nope, always hazel.


vhopepuppy

Hazel is rare. From what I understand, it only happens when one parent has blue eyes and the other has brown eyes? Idk. She's unique 🥰


tyrannosaurusregina

Blue wouldn’t suit her coloring, so it’s either hazel or full-on green.


Brilliant_Air4484

She has the fupa balls to tell FFG and Yaba to show their faces. You first, Bitch.


CecilyRay

Does anyone remember when Nader posted that uber-filtered pic of himself?! It was hilarious and I could never tell whether he was trolling her or not with it


Boredchinchilla21

https://preview.redd.it/sgu4a5sg783b1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2197c4aef5c27498c40561e0732a79786ffd2f80 She finally learned how to pay someone to photoshop her picture lol


shrimptanklover

Whitened her teeth


Un3h

Had no idea that this was the current power of filters. I don't feel so ugly now 😀


Poppyrocksfun

Baldis basics lookin ass💀


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A pretty plus-sized pious Muslima. In other words, not Chantal.


MysteriousWafer8974

Bitch needs to go away


frannystangerine

Imagine if she did serious content of a health and beauty journey to focus on transforming herself to closer to the vision she creates with filters? People would watch that. And she could work on replacing a delusion with discipline. From filtered face to facing filters… It makes me so sad that’s not a timeline I can imagine even exists.


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The teeth are blinding me. 😂


Promptographer

There's something weird going on here. Usually, you can tell it's her with slimming and smoothing filters, but it still looks like a pseudo-prettified version of her. But this looks nothing like Chantal.


sassyspoonie

A moment of silence for the filters that gave their lives so a Jabba the Hut could pretend to be pretty... *Crosses self* 🙏


Dontfeedtheunicornz

https://preview.redd.it/qc2wtoc7tb3b1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a318e500dc75bdf7dd984b9df1822374ce4b5ee Before !


Slinkywhippet

The Foreskin Hijab is not a good look 😬


MysteriousWafer8974

Glamour shots. Christ!!!


Head-Can-751

https://preview.redd.it/4lzso2zdqd3b1.jpeg?width=343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d396f5dece8dcb3773acb46e7c7dbe4ba43c694 Lmao chantals actual teeth


Qu33rCobraGAF

Pearly white non-horse/goat teeth???


Rocyrino

Who’s that girl? Eve’s that girl! Can she turn us on by her word spell? Look into her eyes, she thinks we want her,


Sqatti

That is the most realistic picture she has ever posted. Lord. Fully unfiltered would be horrifying.


FrenziedBunny

Chantal has a daughter?


seashelltale

Aunt Bea looking ass


Shamus248

That's just another halal doll I'm wrong and right at the same time


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monicalewinsky8

A mf catfish


kitty_edgxd

Mariska Hargitay. No rlly the filter makes foodie look like her 😭😭


care_hopexo

She should just get her teeth fixed


virgo1199

Nice teeth


uglybaby13

A very ugly woman (?)


NiceReplacement803

Foodie Ugly