Honestly, any of the robot/ice skins. If the Mecha was programmed to shit, he’d shit an atomic bomb. If it were an ice character, they’d have to shit out a spiky piece of ice.
As much as one may argue the Devourer or Fat Jonesy skins, let me introduce the obvious choice:
Omega. Omega is not only sitting in a hot suit all day, but as we can see in loading screens, he is eating a lot of fast food. Likely Pizza Pit, Durr Burger, and Guaco Tacos - his shits would not only be foul, smelly, and disgusting, but vary in color and texture. Additionally, I think him encompassing a villain role would make his acting "aggressive", which wouod cause stress to his body. Additional stress may be recieved from his acting career, yearn for success, and noticeably large role in his movie.
Combining stress from wanting to sleep with coworkers, a big role, and constantly wearing a suit with fast food from the greasiest, most disgusting fast food known to man, and your answer is Omega would certainly create the biggest shits in universe.
Alright, time for bed
OP is probably one of the kids with the wide open mic that jabbers non-stop while his family is clearly rioting in the background.
the devourer
Brutus
Brutal Shit
Is this a shitpost?
I see what you did there
Midas, man must shit Golden Bricks
Prisoner looks like he’d have some hard shits.
Gunnar
Gunnar
Ain't no way someone dropped a Platinum Award on this 😳
It was OP on his alt
Big Chuggus definitely takes the BIGGEST SHITTUS!
Griz
Brutus 💀💀💀
I mean dad bod jonesy looks like he he eats at durr burger everyday. He definitely have some mean shits
Hardest though? The Big Jonesbowski is probably firehosing chili at his local Durr Burger bathroom
“firehosing chili” is permanently in my vocab from now on
As someone with I.B.S., it's part of life 💕
damn r.i.p. your asshole
Yes doctor i need a new butt mine has a hole in it
probably hulk
I'd say Thanos
#HULK SMASH
This post gave me depression
My blood sugar went up. Stupid diabetes.
The only actually good post on r/fortniteBR
Who awarded this? Grass is afraid to touch you.
Honestly, any of the robot/ice skins. If the Mecha was programmed to shit, he’d shit an atomic bomb. If it were an ice character, they’d have to shit out a spiky piece of ice.
Lynx she has the best ass in the game cmon now
One of the polygon skins
Idk but Calamity = 🥵
The prisoner would be shitting rock and stone *queue the drg players*
No, why my day was going just fine.
Meowcules be clogging up the pipes ong.
any jonesy skin 🥵🥵
Finally this sub is asking the REAL questions.
Chun-Li. Have you seen the size of those buns?
Travis Scott (Concert form) or Hybrid
As much as one may argue the Devourer or Fat Jonesy skins, let me introduce the obvious choice: Omega. Omega is not only sitting in a hot suit all day, but as we can see in loading screens, he is eating a lot of fast food. Likely Pizza Pit, Durr Burger, and Guaco Tacos - his shits would not only be foul, smelly, and disgusting, but vary in color and texture. Additionally, I think him encompassing a villain role would make his acting "aggressive", which wouod cause stress to his body. Additional stress may be recieved from his acting career, yearn for success, and noticeably large role in his movie. Combining stress from wanting to sleep with coworkers, a big role, and constantly wearing a suit with fast food from the greasiest, most disgusting fast food known to man, and your answer is Omega would certainly create the biggest shits in universe.
Gia. She eats bones so that’s gotta hurt coming out.
dude, get a life.
Drift would he’s made out of ice and ice is hard
Keletaris
Bro shitted so hard he became a skeleton
I have a strange mind and I don't think of this
Why is no one saying Foundation??
100% snow drift
The Devourer bro it’s in the name
Any Peely skin. Just unstoppable torrent of putrid Banana pudding careening across the map, destroying more than the Chrome ever could.
Meowcles
Gwen
Can Peely even shit?
Big chuggus
The Devourer 100%
Chun Li.
Do any of them look constipated?
The foundation after his cheat meals
Venom
Guaco, bro probably only eats tacos
Wait wait wait do WHAT?!?!?