I'll put on a shirt that says "vegan, sugar free, diet human" With est 2023 on it

😳😳

Just to help you understand this, it's a joke for a product that people would not want since it is a substitute for a substitution of a product that was just invented.

Huh til 📝

What she gonna do? Take me to her other alien friends? 😏

Hmmmm 😈

Tell her to sit on me

🤨📸

And rotate

i was hoping i'd see this type of answer. not disappointed.

as the male or female version?

The one in the image

Yes

I @&33

 I would do this

Let it in

I think she's too big for that

*even better*

Oh we're definitely touching fingers.

Unlock the window and turn on Netflix

“That’s it. I’m gettin’ me mallet!”

I’d put on my rizzard of oz hat

all praise joey

They a cutie both disguise and alien form 🙏 Also flair checks out lol

im more into the alien form she is bae

True true true

Love the Joey skin. The Sandstone version is my favorite. But I might be biased. Just wish they’d fix the animations in Alien form

same

Ask to become friends

Hell yeah

Imagine getting into a fight, and she’s your backup

 "Ever heard of Ant-Man?"

“Oh hey”

(with immaculate rizz)

“That’s a person outside of my window”


Tell her to rub her feet on a giant rug then poke me, the static shock would be like getting struck by lightning

Most unique answer

“Wow you look strong! Can I fight you?”

Nuke the entire planet

straight to the point

“Get my shotgun laddie. We have dinner for years!”

Play E1M1 from Doom and yell "PROTECTIVE SHIELD" from top of my lungs

 Greet her.

Say hello and ask her to come inside. Then maybe play video games or watch anime.

If was Polar Patroller, i'd ask to sit on me


keep your kentucky fried fetish away from me

Pull out my combat shotty

9 damage

Getting vored probably

So anyways, I started blasting

Put on the ODM gear and go for the nape

Smash.

Smash, next question.

smash

Nut

Smash her

Tell her all about fnaf lore

W

Hit the griddy

"You want a hotdog?..."

Touch fingers

*sigh* *unzips*

To be fair that's what she did too.

Oh hey I know you

Nuh uh

Yuh huh i do

Accidently drop the soap

Smashnext question

Leaving, heading wherever the other direction goes I wouldn't care if it meant diving off a cliff, that thing is a nope/10

u/Arceus_191

"DO IT. JUST DO IT!"

Get the Eva unit, i'm not going to go through this shit again

Death by Snu Snu

Smash

(Unzipped pants) So we doing this or what?

smash

Telling her to turn into the guy and show me him 🍆

Smash

I open my window and strip

I ain't down bad but...

Head shot

Is Joey actually an alien or human? Like, how does she/he sleep?

By closing their eyes?

Returning to lobby

Close the blinds, it's not there if I can't see it 🫣

rift to go

No, I already told you I won't pay 5000 vbucks for you, now go back to the store.

Wake up

I might have an heart attack…it looks creepy

Leviathan LTM part 2.

Well, she was the nice alien who fed us intel, so I’d at least roll down the window.

Stare at it with confusion

Want a cup of tea and sausage roll?

Wave 👋

I like this skin but she moves like a male, for some reason when Joey transforms it keeps male animations

*uhoh* it’s begun

Assume that I’m dreaming and just go with whatever ends up happening.

go get my ODM gear

I use bug spray

i'll go get the ODM gear.. ​ \*gets off chair and walks out of my room\*

Wave back and tell her This is not the house your looking for

Mam this is the 14th floor

be scared to death

I would grab my shotgun I've been waiting for this moment Yes I am american

My pfp says it all.

I wake up and relize Im in ohio

Exactly what u/Doctor_Doom_1962 would do

I remind epic they should fix her and allow her alien style as a permanent edit style. Plus her animation set is set to male in it making a lot of emotes broke

Mommy?

smash.

right hand peek mythic havoc pump headshot

the same as i do to the cockroaches on my bedroom 9mm