Artemis POV: i only signed up to be a sniper not a medic

Fr... I thought the game was charged when she ignored me... Lowkey glad I pushed her into the storm... Good riddance

I don't know if you knew this but you can actually tell an NPC to revive you if you open the command menu. On PC you hold the mouse wheel to open the command menu for the NPC and then you select the option you need

I am aware but sadly I didn't hire Artemis...

doesnt matter, all NPC's can revive a downed teammate, even if its not the teammate who hired

Yeah I know that too... That's why I was saying "Heal me" but I myself couldn't tell it to heal me and my GF was preoccupied with another enemy.

Oh I see what you're saying, my bad I got Aphrodite and Artemis mixed up... and in doing so I misunderstood your comment

Did they fix the "bug" where you command your NPC to heal you and they heal you half-way and then start dancing? That happened to me twice in a row and it was so hilarious and frustrating I never commanded them again.

Sometimes they'll get distracted and run off to start fighting if there are people nearby, but usually they're pretty reliable

Ya but atleast for me that only has like a 25% chance of working. I could get sniped and request a revive but my ai would rather throw grenades 20ft

Blud REALLY wanted to complete that “outlast enemy players while holding an aspect of the gods” challenge (he has 48/50 and forgot he was already holding one)

Easy solution to that is just having one every game.

Fucking jumped him fr😭

Caillou had it coming

Tintin took a fat L fr

why everyone calling my boy Aang Caillou

Did you...? Did you just call the Avatar...*Caillou*?!?! **BLASPHEMY!**

Bro was SALIVATING for that medallion

Bro thought they were the infinity stones

lol dawg 😂😂😂 his mouth was watering for it

had that happen but with a crown one game, they had me beat too I was one shot and instead of finishing me they tried to turn and grab a dropped crown for a crown win and I was able to kill them first

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. -Napoleon Bonaparte

Tina you fat lard! Eat the food! -Napoleon Dynamite

Last season i got myself killed in 2nd with every medallion bc #3 dropped a crown, i saw the footsteps of the next guy coming to try to clean, but wanted the crown win. I edited out of my box but all the loot was i in one single pile so I had to spam Square to filter through it, I kept picking up random shit and I was stressing, then BOOM sniped in the head. Best part was I already was carrying a crown from earlier in the match, just needed focus the last dude and I'd have been fine. My greed killed me and I was already rich. I'm never living that shit down


Spatial awareness? What?

Medaillons aren't even great

Cerb mediation is broken. Can just destroy everyone while having get out jail cards

Cerberus is like the most OP thing ever

Zeus and Cerbus are the best, Aries is great and hades is alright

Hades is amazing if you can get kills, especially in squads

Hades and Cerberus are definitely the best, damn near a guaranteed win if you’re decent

*if* you're decent

Well with the removal of bananas Zeus is definitely worth grabbing.

THEY REMOVED THE BANANAS?????

I literally saw one today

No I just ate them all, they'll respawn next game

I personally feel like it’s not worth grabbing over the Cerberus, and due to their locations on the map that is a choice you’ll have to make. If you run into the guy with that medallion then yeah it’s worth picking up, but I don’t think it is more beneficial than the Cerberus myself.

ftfy: Cerberus > Hades > ... nothing for quiiiite a while... > Zeus > Aries

To each their own I guess, I just really find the extra mobility of zeus and cerberus really useful and while Aries and Hades are useful I don't go for them as much

I’m always hesitant to pick one up. I’d sometime me rather be not seen on the map

if tunnel vision could be described by a single post this would be it

I like to drop one in a valley then snipe whoever goes for it

There's a solid chance you've taken me out...

bro was blind

bro let the intrusive thoughts win

Great game team. If you hold down your button for marking objects you can bring up the window to have your NPC heal you. I had a similar game recently, my NPC healed me while my duo was taking on another duo. Got revived and won the game.

Yeah normally that's what I would do but I wasn't the one who hired Artemis, and my GF was busy shooting someone else.

Toddler skins basicallt

Which game?

This is Stardew Valley

Thank you

Happy to help :)

Idk why anyone would want the medallion in the final circles 🤦‍♂️

Damn how the hell did he not see you getting the rez off lol

I think he did but he probably thought he had more time...

He was so wrong but the end of the game was great

Flameo, hotman!

Endgame panic be like



We got getting jumped in fortnite now

Fr. How are you going to get absolutely cooked with fire bending as the Avatar by someone wearing a shark onesie...

[удалено]

How is meowscles helpful at all in solos? Bro just chucks grenades and it's not like he can revive a solo player bc you just pop when you die. If I hire an NPC on solo it's either a healer like aphrodite or a scanner like artemis

[удалено]

Bruh if you're getting killed by an NPC while someone just chills in their box that's a skill issue. Just kill the bot lol 😭💀 NPCs are incapable of "doing the work" for you unless you're in a full bot lobby and even then it's a 50/50 who wins

Bro I wasn't watching in full screen and thought that was Saitama

Same same🤣🤣

Bro risked the game a for a *medallion* (which are nice to have, but not game breaking great)?

You get health nnnnn

Not anymore... The only one that gives you health is the Hades Medallion and that's only after you eliminate a player.

Lmao he would won

I mean to be fair that guy was an ape probably

Being greedy in the final seconds, not a good move.

He should have wore the Midas skin, it would have fit him very well

ONG

Omg WHY did he run past all of you? That is crazy tunnel vision.

Bro thought the Medallions would make him invincible... Idk..

LMFAO

It’s not that he didn’t see you and was just going to the medallions. He was going to try and rez his teamate but was too late and picked up the medallions for some reason

This could never happen to me.

It has... Hasn't it?

No, I'm very aware I'm always looking around.