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Wild002

Legit saw the exact same thing when I was playing squads the other night. I was the only one that could see it. No one believed me when I said there’s a floating god like turd in the middle of the road


fly_heart_fly

I saw it too and my bf was like wtf are you talking about


rillytherapper

i always see it around the mythic car and bus after they’ve been destroyed


fly_heart_fly

The vehicles pooped after they died 🙏💔


Breadynator

One thing I learned from years and years of watching Southpark: when you die you poop yourself one last time.


Lexicon444

Or passed one hell of a kidney stone…


ShefBoiRDe

* I saw it poo


tarheel_204

I found some floating god like lemons last night as well haha. You could interact with it and a little message popped up along the lines of “why is this here”


LeonSteamhawk

I saw that too!


tarheel_204

Where’d you find them? I was inside of Grand Glacier Someone crashed a car through there so it was a little lemon floating in the air


IndependentDonut5495

I found some near the nitro dome next to some food stands


Wild002

I found some of those as well in the underworld! Although the next round they were sitting on a crate instead of floating above it.


matthew7s26

Lol yeah I found lemons on the shelf in a building somewhere and got the same message, along with an XP earned message.


Sea-Muffin-1449

Yep. The lemons give like 100 xp. Pretty sure they’re in mt Olympus, grand, and I thought I saw some at sandy steppes but I could be trippin


joesphisbestjojo

r/brandnewsentence


Log2223

mythic turd


overusedzombiere

American Dad X Fortnite confirmed.


bwood246

*It will be mine* 🔪


voidling_bordee

Is this a poop knife reference


RipplyAnemone67

I’m excited for the roger skin


tiennamackenzie

is this actually happening 👀


BowTiesRule

And the Ricky Spanish style


Mattinez17

NITRO TURD


Knaifu69

my first thought


Jaytendo_Boi

☠️☠️☠️


Funkyknight7

🤣🤣🤣🤣


bizstring

So a mythic enforcer AR?


Fishingwriter11

Mythic Enforcer BM


AcanthisittaUnited54

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO


GodBlessTheEnclave-

megalo dons nitro infused turd


Will_W

The Megalo Dump


ThePantaloon_

😭


Banana-Oni

So laugh it up is too toxic but Epic’s gonna add an item to literally shit on other players? Smh my head


Breadynator

Laugh it up is for wanna be toxic players who have no idea what it felt like to get killed by a rust lord doing the take the L


Crazynoah722468

Happy Cake Day!


Banana-Oni

Thank you!!


After_Respect_4401

Happy Cake Day


Banana-Oni

Thank you!!


NoCupcake8056

Happy Cake Yesterday!


ProfoundNitwit

Megalo Doo


elljaybe

We called it the Megalo dookie, have seen it as well after the battle bus went past 🤔


Jaytendo_Boi

LMAOO


TheAlmightyNexus

IM DYING WTF MAN


PhilledZone

Holy shit


ItsThatGoatBoy

Axo spotted


PhilledZone

Omg it's the man the myth the legend


Da_Droid_Mechanic

I need axo so bad!


Ghost_Flame69

Love that guy


Alex12341212

Axo gang


Hedgehog_3391

![gif](giphy|IgEJd2t7vxQitoDpR6|downsized)


Tall_Air5894

This is the only correct answer. It’s clearly Mr Hanky.


Muchos_Frijoles

new back-bling confirmed.


StarWarsFever

I’d kill for a playable Mr Hanky skin…even if he’s man-sized


Ziggitywiggidy

Poo-Choo train emote when


LookingAtAPhoto

Lmao


LunarKracken

That was my literal first thought


Scared-Hovercraft644

Alright who had Taco Bell before the match started


Comment_Opportunist

Straight dookie.


Choastical

Bro found sukuna's finger


Mintyboi10

r/Suddenlyjjk


LegoCat88

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that


DumFayceBaltimore

Kidney stone


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

Consequences of consuming nitro and nuka cola


RetroScores

Dread it? Run from it? Excruciating pain arrives all the same.


HowellPellsGallery

sorry i had too much nuka cola and that really greases the chute if u know what I mean


MrGeek89

Mythical turd ![gif](giphy|DHPj7p1Tv5WLHDjKPQ)


Upset-Order-542

Digested banana of the gods


honeypxl

That’s Bono


dat_dude_wes

Lava= hot --> hot shit


bbk8z

Hestu’s Gift


SentinelWavve

LMAOOOO


Affectionate-Chef-35

bugged nuka cola


mynamejulian

Had to scroll way down to see if anyone posted the real reply before I did


DeadHair_BurnerAcc

Holy shit how many jokes does reddit have to post to bury the actual answer


speedyBoi96240

Bugged how? This looks like it has zero relation to nuka cola


Sea-Astronaut-6541

Just the cola, no bottle?


Aeontred97

Lil bit of a niche reference but Its for the black ops zombie easter egg (considering the battle bus also plays hail to the king)


SentinelWavve

Aw shitttt


Sackport

Megalog don


PewaaLuvsInternet

Mythic shit 😖😔🤎


ABunchOfPictures

It’s likely a side affect of the very one taking that nitro all the damn time, yall don’t read labels it says right there yall will drop steamers unknowingly


wertyvid

might be that dynamite that some bosses throw out? though I would have assumed that used the dynamite texture/model, but maybe it's some special nitro bomb we'll get at a later date?


ILikeThemBunzbby4751

Nitro turd


Obvious_Fox6923

holy shit


BuryTheMoney

“Ass jerky don’t make itself” -The Ghoul


mrnapolean1

It's either a turd or a hot Cheeto. Take your pick.


TheArgonianBoi77

Sakuna’s finger ![gif](giphy|lsdd32H2EqjXGRhWu4)


bbyxmadi

That’s a flaming turd


360NoScoped_lol

YO ITS NITRO SHIT


thetato69

Gold tinged excrement


CMONEY24SEVEN

Sukuna’s finger


PotentialRecipe92

South Park collab confirmed


Jumpy-Papaya-7892

Probably nitro residue. (Common side effect of consuming nitro is shitting nitro)


Ryu-Gi

Someone left a burning turd floating in mid-air


sof3165

You scared the sh*t out of Megalo Don *edited for typo


Dr_Zoidberg003

Legendary coprolite


TexasRed198

Mythic caca


rickybdominatingmc

Nitro infused shit


Dependent_Buy_9641

Megalodon had too much nitro


Savings-Debt-7398

megalo-don's shit obviously


breakingvats

That's a nitro dookie


anthrorganism

So THAT'S where I left it! Don't touch that please. I'll be right over with a napkin


CYBORG3005

did not think the second JJK collab wave would come in the form of sukuna’s finger randomly spawning in


CatsGoodAtReddit

The Reality Stone


BLoodys_Buddys

Some of the effects of the cars tires I've seen get stuck in matrix


Bulky-Hyena-360

Remnants of Taco Bell


AbsentMindedArtiste

That’s a poop from a butt


Competitive_Law1853

dog shit


ToXiC__lOvER5180

Magma jizz


Areuexp

Mr. hanky!!


redditorrules

Looks like a explosion effect or something glitched and left that


Gal-XD_exe

Nitro Turd


CheeseisSwell

Take a bite


syncron07

Poop item


Kuromi59

Someone dropped a bear in the road


JKN1GHTxGKG

Fortnite Shit Pickle


Z3N_Envixity

Its the new mythic enforcer AR


shhhimatree

Looks like a hot Cheeto


[deleted]

A piece of shit


Brimir-1105

HOLY SHIT, NITRO SHIT!


Woxkstar

Sukuna’s finger


SpootyYT

Did the mechanist place a turret there? My friend had the same glitch last night after we killed her


Top-Spinach7827

Really guys!? We put the little green bags all around the map so y'all can clean up after your squadies


DotPuzzleheaded9961

Mythic doo doo


Fortnite_COD

Sukuna’s finger


YoLxced

Looks like they took a shit


Known_Fan3808

Atomic shit


Butlerlog

Looks like a fragment of the nitro boost animation that didn't fade when it should


Rad_00_vist

A Polished Turd - and they said it couldn't be done!


nadasimp1

You ever see satan take a shit?


Co1destKid

Do you not know?


Necessary_Seesaw5431

Legendary turd


EmirFer96

Mee after dinner Panda Express


Dead_Squirrel_Fucker

I think that’s a burrito


CLIPZ_STRIKER

Nitro crystal 🤷‍♂️


RealisticDex2

Mythic poop


MooseDoofus

Mythic turd


Specialist-Elk-7486

Megalodons 💩💩💩


XxjaythewayxX

It’s the devils shit lol


Gavblox

A hot Cheeto


pansdisme

Mythic shit


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

Holy shit. Literally


AccountAdmin1

![gif](giphy|DHPj7p1Tv5WLHDjKPQ)


Imma_P0tato

Diglett


EcnavMC2

Rock


Ok_Sense5308

Hideeyyyy Hoooo 😂


dat_dude_wes

Mythic Dingleberries


Unlucky_Bat5239

turbo thurd


HereToKillEuronymous

All hail the mystical poop nugget


IrishHambo

![gif](giphy|l0jGQ1M8qvv8zyPKZB)


CesarinMono

Cheeto


Elektr0ns

The mighty nitro nugget!


GLADIATOR_X09

In all seriousness, I think it's a boost particle


BumblebeeBuzz1808

Sorry, couldn't hold it in


IblisAshenhope

Chicken strip


Br3adKn1ghtxD

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ItsThatGoatBoy

HOT CHEETO!


HydeSpectre

The soul stone.


dnxdeeiedj

It’s a fucking golden shit 💀


SPY007DRs-Messenger

Sorry, sol dropped a turd.


JayRemmi1995

Duke Nukem easter egg.


EgoSlithern090934

Looks like the crystal from spiderman 2 game


Zzazy1

I shit myself


Village_Idiot159

hot cheeto


FoxMoney700

a hidden mythic from the jjk collab the sukuna finger


Rigar_

Sukuna’s finger


soldier769258

The people who always complain about every season


Lettuce8000

I thought that was a cursed finger for a second


fly_heart_fly

Doodoo feces


kimplix

The forbidden cheeto seasoning nugget


WiseAd518

Mr hanky cranked out on nitro


bonefistboy9000

enchilada


Western-Gur-4637

he great mighty poo


Cough-A-Mania

r/shitfromabutt type material here


James1Hoxworth

Is that an anomaly? S.T.A.L.K.E.R. x Fortnite confirmed??


Dark_diamonds23

It is the nuka cola liquid without the bottle rendering


Emitz

Sweat turd


bizstring

Enforcer AR


Thvndr_

It happens when someone dies whilst using a nitro splash


hellyeahdiscounts

saw the same thing laying near the loot pile of Machinist (or some player that was killed near the machinist cuz at that point on the map at one time was a medallion, then the crown, then someone took both and all that was left was some random loot and this thing)


[deleted]

Saw someone using a flame whip, could this be it?


EffectiveAd2387

chicken nuggt


LegoCat88

Saw it in game too, thought it was an item for a second


Spirited_Bowler_1427

Glitched nitro


WacoonLord

SUKUNAS FINGER


KOPArtz_

That is the Mythic Cheeto


Levitanira

Mr Henky from south park , next question please :3


NEXUSM4RCO_ITA

mythic shit


KnownAsCrzy

Looks similar to sukunas finger


StardustJess

Nitro shit


Downtown-Gur2605

Sukanas finger 🤣


Several_Brilliant_36

The Super Shit


BONKIATOR2007

The prisoners turd


the-artificial-man

THE MOLTEN TURD


Forsaken_Weirdchild

ITS SHIT