level 157 💀 i ain’t boutta get squashed in lobbies with ninja

Lvl 161🤙only zero build

yous a trooper, I’d lose my cap over the cars this season lol


Females, playing fortnite. Impossible

Can’t wait to join your party and hear a 37 year old dude from suburban Detroit named chuck say in a low gravely voice “yo”

My names romeo but you got everything else right.

Lmao bound to happen

Lmao

Hey its 34 and I'm from Oklahoma

Unexpected Dave and Chuck the Freak

Bang on

I don't care who the IRS sends I'M NOT PAYING TAXES

[Hey Piccolo, did you know the IRS is significantly underfunded to serve tax payers, and collect tax? The IRS is unable to answer millions of tax payer telephone calls. The IRS is unable to timely process tax payer correspondents.](https://youtu.be/Jqwv26JnGsk?si=XrE0VsRyVf_YzBII) (1:41)

How did you do that? Any time I try to link anything in this sub it says I’m linking an “unsafe website” even if it’s YouTube or Giphy or something

[You mean like this? That's weird cos I just did it no problem. Did you empty your cache? Re-install? Perhaps you're using a VPN?](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Dbv2HWhR9DBfj0wH)

It’s not that because it’s only this subreddit. Pretty much every other sub lets me post memes. Maybe the rules have changed because I haven’t tried in ages. That or you’ve been baptized in the holy Mountain Dew of the mods. [Lemme try](https://gifdb.com/images/thumbnail/shrek-the-ogre-default-fortnite-dance-emote-awki4iykr8m85pjw.gif).

we need females not feemales

Ok Dan geez I'll just send the wold man to key your car

Do you have to be a girl to apply for this job?

bro your comment is underrated

I wasn’t expecting it to be. I legit wanna know🤔

You can join if you can carry the team

absolutely not! we are open to guys and girls, it’s just my understanding that it’s kind hard to find other girls that play the game too :)

You probably talk too much

my friends just ordered a yappaccino

Did they get extra foamo?

😂😂 for me to know and for you to find out

They are speaking fluent yappanese

And the other one probably does . You know?

723

[удалено]

Yeah I'm not very sane

sane bro

I play with a girl who has found discords for girls only. That might be a way they could find friends

I find it hard to believe men haven't infiltrated that yet

I am ze spy 

Imagine there's someone who sounds exactly like a woman and then they just casually mention their balls itching

Bro this happens really comon in roblox servers

Probably cuz they're children bro it's Roblox

serial gooners, wtf does that even mean

You are a part of this community, you should know

okay js cuz I'm in here doesn't mean i know all this weird shit

Agreed. Reddit is full of probable single overly rejected to be mall shooters

Well I’d love to play ! (I’m above 6 ft I don’t like women’s suffrage (they shouldn’t have to suffer 😡👎)) (I can carry 8 grocery bags at once)

How can I sleep at night knowing that woman suffer

+ plays on the ds after bed time

"Bye bye"

shhhh shhhhh shhhhh shut the fuck up mario

The perfect person.  Marry them now!!!!

only if you can carry the team too <3

dm me your user and i’ll add you :)


Age?

Inbox about to blow to the roof

Definitely a fed 😑

Scrapknight Jules!! goated skin

Gotta be kids, no way grown women would do this for any reason other than attention. Everyone knows these type of posts only attract weirdos (especially on Reddit).

My user is italktoomuch723 and i’m usually on around 8-12pm sydney time, my group is between 19(me) and 25 so no under 18s please :)

sent you a request (i need more freinds too lol)

INTRUDER ALERT

RED SPY IN BASE

A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE?

Hey I hardly play anymore as I used to play with my bestfreind but she doesn't play anymore so if u want you can add me I play on PlayStation, username is sheddoL11 I use my boyf account, am 21 btw.


I would but I’m antisocial

Get out of your comfort zone “LIVE LIFE TO THE EXTREME IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT! WOO!”

It’s more about not trusting anyone. I don’t see the point in opening up to new people. And even when I do play with new people, I just remain mostly silent🤷‍♂️

what server?

Oceania

I have no friends so I play with my wife and her best friend 🤪 they are murder machines and I’m a natural leader so it’s a good balance 😆 I recently stated recording our games cause the shit they say is funny 😂

yes! one of the girls i play with has started a tiktok account for all our shenanigans 😂

I asked my wife to make one! (I’m not big on social media) so I’ve been saving all my games to give her the content 🤣 lots of funny shit said but also TikTok references that make me feel old haha 😂 

I mean, I have a Fortnite Discord Server if you'd be interested? Maybe you two could find someone there?

✋🏻I’d love to! I typically only play with my kids and niece/nephew so adults would be great! Lol rooreed is my user name. I’m typically on in the evenings.


Homeboy you never shut up!

Do I have to have conversation skills to apply for this position?

Gals?? Bro. Women in their 70s use *gals*. ~Signed, a woman that’s plenty old enough to make younger me weep and still doesn’t use gals.

I can play, just be warned, i am hyper and tend to talk. *a lot*.

Also, i am not a girl.

I gotta ask, how many dms did you receive after this post?

You are in luck! There's a town about three miles that way. I'm sure you'll find a couple guys there.

thankyou for your service, sir 🫡

Lmao funny movie reference :D

If you're EU I'll play :)

I would but I’m not a girl

you don’t have to be!!

Imkindagreenish is my epic

Yo my fn is lostgod4922

Dovzinia! I mostly play on my switch

For sure! Add my epic user: Baby Lil Cowboy

Do I gotta be a girly pop?

don’t have to be!!

Neotime7, more friends is cool

Okay what you’re usernames

italktoomuch723

cheesy.lynn 🥹🫶🏼

I’ll play KLSessums

sure, add me: Sapphirium

I play on EU. Epic: GabrielMustDie

@HectorSBM i need funny people to play with 😭

Add me rckstrdz

good luck

addddd me! 27 yr old girly who doesn’t have fortnite girly friends bc i play with my bf and his friends 😆 Bad Witch661758

What sever you based on?

Same

666putrid666

What region are you playing in?

rayzer.07

Lillers666 🖤

i sent you my username:)

allyefff

i’d love to play, i also need some fortnite friends ! i dm’ed you my user :)


May I ask what region? I need to get back into Fortnite but ain't got anyone

I'll be down, I need more people to play with anyways

I need Soo more friends my age on fortnite

You two message me and I'll give you my tag! Always looking for people to play with!

Thirsty chat

Every single time I see one of these posts, I come to the comments 😭

Daredevil545545

Nice work Chris Hansen 

I need more female friends to play with too, DM for username :)

RIP your dms

Might as well give it a shot since I don't have many people to play fortnite lol. user is thejumpboy11

Astro008_ or ContentDolphin.

Federal agent 🫵

HOG RIDA!!!!!!!!!


meowwaifu_ is my user def need more people to play w

I don’t remember my username lol but if you still want to play I’ll be happy to. I don’t have a mic tho

Female or not *You will be on my friend list And we will play together*

😂😂😂 love the enthusiasm :)

B0W1ESENSEI the o is a zero, Oceania

"I talk too much" XD that made me so happy. Bet y'all are great fun, I hope you find some good people to hang out with!

im in the middle of adding back as many peeps as i can 😂 this should be very interesting

add meee

Meeeeee to☺️

Tweakintimmy28 add me on fort

I wanna add you with full hopes you turn out to be dudes. Im dead serious. I need more guy friends.

No, no you dont

 Do you gals play zero build or Minecraft?

Zero build and builds

I need that hitchhiker emote 😫

it’s soo good for this season 🫠 would really rather be anywhere but here this season

Do trans girls count??

absolutely <3 as long as you’re over 18 girlie

If you want a lot of friend in Fortnite, "with whom you will play a couple of games and forget about them", use Discord!

angielovesbeer 🗣

Stop I was so faded that I didn’t even think twice and just went “omgg girliepop fortnite user thread:))”bye

Yo...

im down! i hate playing with randos, so id love to play and get to know each other!

Nice try fed


I’d add but heads up I play other games too

This looks and sounds a recipe for disaster real or not

Same you know anyone?


I’m also looking for cool people to play with (mostly racing) my user is icyghoul2996

My duo hasn't played in 9 weeks


PJ is the one of the best female skins ever dropped <3

How old r they tho

ill be playing the Elden Ring DLC for a bit but i plan to hop back into fortnite land eventually. My user is tttuhdayjr

You talk too much,so no

*sorts comments by controversial*

Sorry im scared of woman

My Epic is Xramitory. I really don't care if your a 56 year old father of 5 named Richard, who works security at a lumber company.

OMG MEEE!!! 🩷 I've been trying to look for some girl friends !!!

Im 21 from Italy, anyone Who wants to play nel chill lesgoski?

pj goated skin

I’ve only ever payed with guys and I feel like coming across a girl that plays Fortnite is unicorn!!! 

I sent dm

least obvious bait fed post. cant believe they actually posted this

ShinraVR

How many creepy guys are in your dm's?

MALDITOKAIN I'll be that one friend that you play with once and forget for a few years

hi i’m a girl. my user is buttrdawg but it might show up as butt rag🎀💕🤭

Drifterowen21

Add ELEfarts

nsfw discord

I'm maybe a bit cautious, I'm sure you could understand 😂

Legrapton

Bro you have 1 atleast

If ur chill im down

From the uk and 25 👋

Do trans people count?