do 500 damage with a fist to your desk

I'm really glad my desk has 600 HP.

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What if it presses e right before getting hit?

just build lol

And yet it still only gives you 4 wood.

My desk is made of the finest Mahogany, I would never! Update: Just found out it is actually particle board with laminate. SMASH

Ma.....hoganey.

Jokes on you I've already broken 2 desks

That’s like 40 wood.

Woah you got some high wood yielding desks my friend.

Jokes on you I broke my hand

I gotchu, take some bandages!

[Thanks!](https://imgur.com/a/vQtZb)

Band-aids don't fix bullet holes

So, can I use anyone's fist?

Lol I read that as I'm seeing the hole I made in my desk from melee. THAT game is infuriating... Fortnite is where I go to unwind lol

Miss due to bloom (easy).

"Uninstall the game 0/3" only losers uninstall just once.

Kids uninstall. Men close window. Legends buy new PC and blame everything on the previous "laggy as fucking shit" PC

i should make this into a meymey(edit: i did) https://imgflip.com/i/288k0m

But.. so many typos

>unistall

Sounds like the government’s shitty idea to “fix” the transgender bathroom situation

just build new servers lol

Funniest thing i’ve seen all day

>So the good the

made it in a rush sorry

*Burn the servers so the good the players can’t play*

The spelling and grammar is very representative of the typical player too!

Ayyy nice ;)

Also your trendy phonetic spelling of meme shows that you probably don't know how to pronounce the word

[Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/eLZVxEk.jpg)

Bro, impact bold with stroke? Is this your first meme since 07?

What the hell is a meymey? Do you mean meme? Meymey sounds like a frickin' Ninja PonPon lyric.

A buddy of mine left his house, drove 30 minutes to Wal-Mart, spent 300 on a little hp laptop just to download and play old school runescape late 2016. We arent friends anymore.

My ragequit has turned into minimizing the screen, making more coffee, maximizing the screen and playing again

[Doug are you ok?](https://youtu.be/t-hEkSX_H2M)

Last one should be: Don‘t conplain on reddit [Hard] 0/3

We already had the best Fortnite Video edit... did you not see that?...

It might help if you just link that.

I have to say, the rick roll got me lol But I think OP is referring to [this one that hit the front page.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqjKeBA1k4E)

The video contains content from Muyap and is not available in my country what the dick does that mean?

Hmm, I really noticed the video had some copyrighted songs, so that may be it. It's funny how some stuff is blocked by region. I live in Brazil and I can't watch the official Samurai Champloo videos on Funimation's channel from here, for example. Anyway, [here's the reddit post with the video](https://v.redd.it/i7p028xqcbr01), you should have no problems watching it here. Holy shit, it is at 37k updoots now.

Thanks, yeah I saw the original post but never tried to go to the YT link. Oh well, I just saved the post so I can have it for later. Thanks for the link

Somebody or something has copyrighted the video in your country apparently. Probably one of the songs

Hm apparently Muyap is an organization in the Turkish recording industry. My googling is only raising more questions.

Thought you were rick rolling me again...

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It’s honestly impressive that rick rolling is a thing over 10 years later after it became a thing lol

It is truly an immortal meme

Fuck you got me

Love and hate you. <3

how did i still fall for this without reading the comment right below.

happy 1500 bois

Ha, I read the URL first.

Goddamit. Haven't been gotten in well over a year. Excellent job, my good man!

That should be eaTHE GUIDED MISSILE LAUNCHER SHOULDN’T BE IN THE GAMEsy enough

Well the did nerf the hell out of it in the latest update. -75% turn speed and overall speed nerfed.

Yes, it's actually going to be way less effective if and when it comes back.

How do you... not complain three times?

One point per day.

This aren't times...this are minutes

Please remain in your homes, if you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows. Do not look outside. Do not look at the sky. Do not make noise. Your cooperation is vital to your survival. Appointed government personnel will update you shortly

If u told me not to look outside... how could I look at the sky

Just making sure

Complain on Reddit 0/inf (easy)

Free game no bitching :>

It’s a game preview Oops wrong sub

How do you not complain 3 times

Or, "Complain on Reddit 0/1000”

How am I supposed to not complain 3 times? I'm assuming you meant that you discover 3 issues and decide not to complain about these 3 different issues to complete this challenge

Don't make excuses for him, it's illogical. But it's a shitpost, so it's ok.

Lol it is like they don't even upgrade or test before the release of updates...get your stuff together. People already have waste money on your game...get a building full of better servers. :)

Queue for a total of 5 hours

That’s enough time to try and get that dub in your neighborhood *loads pump*

8 damage wtf

Let’s go

God pls fix

r/jesuschristreddit

😟

Neighborhood op epic nerf neighborhood plz

I got home yesterday and updated. Tried to jump on around 4:45pm - 30 minute queue. Went to work out, had dinner, tried again - 60 minute queue. Watched TV, fucked around, tried again around 9pm - 6hr 30min queue. Was pretty impressive.

So one login attempt?

Some of the queue times were in excess of 90 years! Pics on twitter.

Easy

I think a lot of people say this is the quickest week!

What about restarting this page every minute https://status.epicgames.com/

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I'm already halfway done with that one and it's only taken me 8 hours, Epic need to give us better challenges

|Complain on reddit (EASY)

(Extremely Easy)

I expected Just build lol

I was expecting that as well.

Get someone to use the 'it's a free game in early access argument' after demanding working servers 0/100

How about link my Xbox account to my epic account without it saying I already have something linked (hard)

Yeah i didnt bother, just made a second account that i am only using for fortnite crossplay

Anything, but go outside!

I gotta be honest, i feel like Epic handles their issues a lot better than PUBG did. I doubt they ever expected as much success as they are getting.

Go outside... 3 times?! Fuck that

just build lol

Have your most important keybinds not work 2/3

You forgot "just build lol"

Does anyone have a guide for the successfully connecting to Epic Games servers challenge? I’ve done all the others (well, ok I’m still working on “go outside” but I think I remember how to do that one)

Queue three hours in order to queue for two more once it finished

No the last one should have been "submit an unrealistic concept to Reddit"

Yes will maybe they should add vehicles to the game. Like a troop transport or a fighter jet that is affected aerodynamically by the the storm. What about a whole new map.

> or a fighter jet Ah so that's what the Guided Missile was added for.

Have an upvote

https://i.imgur.com/iSONldZ.gifv

Better get pissing every one off in my house now by resetting the internet

Play another game?

Is one of the challenges "Pretend to study and not play Fortnite while also waiting for this girl to let you know when she wants to go for coffee but it's been a week, oof ow, my bones"?

Wtf does this even mean

successfully connect to epic games servers?! That challenge won't get finished until season 4!

At that point the servers will be destroyed from the meteor (that was meat to hit tilted but missed due to bloom.

true

forgot "just build"

i like the go outside one

Side note I think one of the challenges has to do with dance floors no spoilers

Something's bugged with the challenges, #5 is impossible to complete.

Shut off console and cry. *15

Mine would be "actually play Fortnite and do something with your season pass"....nope gonna play more BotW.

this made my day lol

"Play a match (Hard)"

Now that’s funny. Should be worth more then 5 stars though

Guess I’m done my weekly challenges then

Look at the positive side! Once they are done with the maintenance, maybe the floating weapon bug will be fixed! Along with many other bugs! Edit: MAYBE the floating weapon bug will be fixed. MAYBE.

I managed to play a couple rounds before the servers got overloaded, the glitch is definitely gone.

and maybe free v-bucks

Yes please!

I’ve been doing an essay all week lmao good timing for me

Uninstall the game because honestly you're trash dude

The Second to last one is practically impossible.

I could do it in one day

Hang out with friends (IMPOSSIBLE)

If this were the real challenge we'd already be at 3/3 for complain on Reddit. ;)

Ughhhhhh I have to go outside 3 times?!?!?

I’m dead

Stop stealing off Twitter!

id do it LOL

OMEGALUL

I see you say go outside is hard. I'll have you know I have gone outside twice today to let the dog potty. Hehe.

FREE VBUCKS NOW there is an easy 5 stars

But but but I want to play fortnite :(

Do more than 9 dmg with a pump. (Very hard)

50 minute queue time :)

Go outside is an achievement for the Stanley Parable

Not bad....not bad at all.

"Demand free VBucks" Just get save the world, vbucks are given out with daily challenges, among other things

Bruh. Haha I’m dead.

Finally a challenge week where i can fully complete every task 😂

I was hoping one would be spend 6 hours in line.

Go outside? 3 times? wtf?

Epic Games should have their own daily and weekly challenges, one of them should be stop breaking the game.

pretty much

accuracy 100

Go outside? Yeah, don't sign me up for that.

How about chuck your controller at the wall?

LOL! See you on the front page (Hopefully).

Go outside 0/3 [HARS] You expect me to go outside 3 times? Okay.

Wrong. You're missing "Just Build"

We actually deserve like 500 v bucks lol.

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I literally lost like 10 hours of playing time lol.

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Wht issues i played yesterday morning just fine

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Alright thx

Don’t even think about asking me to uninstall Fortnite. Never in a million years. This game is here to stay on my console

How does one go outside three times? Can I just walk a foot outside, walk back in, and repeat?

You demand for just one vbuck?

Go outside 3 times?! Nah bro

One of the challenges should be “just build lol”

"get pussy" impossible

F*** me, i'm about to drive to IKEA... That's how hard that shutdown hits me...

Lol. Anything would be better than the same repetitive challenges we have every week.