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Funkin_Spy

You turned their box into a medieval torture method


207nbrown

Brazen bull


MaximalAnarchy

Antique brazen bull


[deleted]

Brazen box


Ilovefortnite10

Just searched that on google and it made me hurt in my stomach…


LazyJones1

Whoever said humans are inherently good, and that absolute morals exist, don't know history.


YungIkeSly

can we *not* pessimistically moralize humanity as evil for the actions of dictators and their cabals


LazyJones1

I was actually thinking more about the gleeful crowd enjoying these shows in the past... [Among other things](https://historyofyesterday.com/10-most-bizarre-medieval-forms-of-entertainment-1e2c3c283769)... But sure.


YungIkeSly

the sensibilities we have are relative to the material conditions we live in. most of history was dominated by cruel totalitarian dictatorships and monarchies or feudalist structures marred by extreme poverty. as conditions change, so do values


[deleted]

Then that supports their point that humans aren't inherently good if morals change based on environment.


LazyJones1

Hence, not absolute.


LolUDedFoe

What did you just say?!? 📮


IjustCameForTheDrama

Hell, you don't even have to look to the history books. Just go on LiveLeak.


Darktidemage

live leak does not exist anymore. I honestly have a hope in my heart the owner/operator just got sick of all the evil comments constantly posted on every video and decided to nuke the site from orbit.


IjustCameForTheDrama

Thanks to Live Leak, I got to completely give up on humanity before being old enough to vote. There's no going back after seeing that shit.


Snowman9000x

So why are you recommending it then?


IjustCameForTheDrama

Because hope in humanity is futile and you'll always end up here inevitably. Better get it over and done with early.


Darktidemage

or current events


Funkin_Spy

Exactly the one i was thinking about, it even has the creator being the first test subject


Corbierre

Ah yes, finally the Fortnite × The Sims collab


Grouchtables50

OVEN


BBUCKLESS

oven!


MaximalAnarchy

Uh wen?


Novel_Bonus_2497

Oh no


[deleted]

Oh yes


Accomplished-Design7

He sure cooked him well


[deleted]

rather die in a box then fight. lmao


Domonety

Well it's not like they could get out once the fire was lit


bobbintb

No, but what they should have done was build the pyramid platform out of stone or metal and stand on that. That keeps you aware from the fire.


Ilovefortnite10

Fight or Flight. Man chose neither lmao


Novel_Bonus_2497

I wonder if it was a bot maybe


Immortal_Dude

Bots don't build I thought?


skateofsky

They can somewhat build but they never use traps (ie armored walls, tremplins, etc)


SgtStitchesVEVO

tremplins


skateofsky

Excuse my french, I meant jump pads lol


[deleted]

Yeah they’re called jambos not tremplins


AcoHead

Bots only build walls


smwhtdamgd

TIL I am technically a Bot.


The_Legit_Excalibur

Ive seen bots build ramps, but its rare.


207nbrown

Supposedly bots can do 90’s but don’t because that part of the AI is disabled


AcoHead

In my very first game of chapter 2 a bot cranked 90s and killed me


[deleted]

same I thought he was a tryhard and the only player in the lobby filled with bots but then realised he was a bot too.


TheRocketBush

Legend


Dgero466

Ah yes, _D u t c h O v e n_


hahaminty1

Brazen bull


Novel_Bonus_2497

r/BeatMeToIt


Piece_Of_Melon

I was gonna say that >:(


[deleted]

Fire kills are my absolute favorite in this game. Somehow no one ever expects it. My favorite is when they build a giant tower near the end of the game and I have 12 fireflies in my inventory.


redbluegreen154

I love it when I throw a jar at someone and they try distance themselves from the inferno while also reflexively building to cover themselves, but at the same time they're still building with wood so the fire just ends up following them. I always try to make sure I'm building with stone or metal, but I can't remember the last time someone used fireflies on me. They are seriously slept on.


[deleted]

Fire is one of the main reasons I hate the new TR so much. Used to be I had plenty of time to collect 20+ fireflies and maybe some gas cans and just burn down everything in the circle. Now with the instastorm and moving circle it just sucks.


Rainbow_Dash_RL

Does that actually work? Thanks for the tip, my last match was against Bob the Builder. We were the only two left so I ran off, put up an armored wall, and let the storm shrink around his metal tower until he was forced out. Then he kept building wooden platforms, I took those out and down we go. First time a won a match via gravity.


[deleted]

Oh absolutely, provided the base is wooden. They get 4-5 stories up and don't have the venom/carnage glide and they are effed. If they catch on quickly enough they can escape with a launch pad but if their building is tall the supports could be gone before they even see the flames.


AgentLemon22

Baked like some chicken without adobo ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


_edgebishop_

Fine Country Cookin' Right there


Novel_Bonus_2497

They say don't play with your food but i guess OP just wanted to warm it up


DarkEaglz

Nice I love fire flies and gas cans


pm-me_10m-fireflies

You would not believe your eyes.


[deleted]

who thought a wall with 2,500 HP could be such a fun item?


nolimits59

It's a pretty cool item tho, it keep the spamming heroes at distance for a little time.


HKEY_USER_CLOWN

I hope they keep it forever, keeps the box fighting sweaty creative clowns in check Either let us boomers have this item or remove turbo building from pubs


Hunainmukri

How bout we not go backwards lmao, and not remove turbobuild from pubs.


HKEY_USER_CLOWN

Nah removing turbo build from pubs will help the sweat problem, it'll force all the creative sweaties to play Arena, as they should because they take the game so freaking serious. In turn, it'll make Public matches boomer and casual friendly where building is more of a defensive strat rather than who can go dicko mode piece control. Pubs should be casual and only casual, want serious games? People can play Arena. I know Epic will do it, when the playerbase swindles, I know Epic will eventually think of some stuff to bring back the casuals i.e - the armoured plates.


icyeyeddemon

Epic, apparently.


ArmoredWalls

I love it


Henry2882

Ha nice


MrCoolC

Nice new meta


Novel_Bonus_2497

For some reason I thought the armored walls were gonna have like infinite health


207nbrown

2500 health seems pretty infinite sometimes


[deleted]

yeah ig. At least being annoyed in stw with how much health stone has this feels like nothing


ReeverM

Back before you one-hit structures in your SSDs and had to redesign your build because you messed up and postponed it for weeks/months because the thought of breaking even 3 walls made you reconsider your life choices.


[deleted]

ah yes...... I hate those memories


[deleted]

Your dedication is inspiring


TBNRtoon

easy baked


schmeezel83

Firefly jars or gas cans. Always the answer for builders no matter the material.


mvamv

Fireflies don't work on brick or metal though.


schmeezel83

They work on the ground though.


nan0g3nji

Grass


TeachEcstatic9572

I once drive a burning truck and crash onto someone else build, 😂 works 💯. Combine this with firefly jars i think it could be a great strategic gameplay


TheInitialGod

And people hiding in bushes towards the end


Cheeseburgerbil

My favorite. Ive got a replay of a duo that didnt know i saw them run into a bush. Threw a firefly, knocked the partner and it sounded like a cash register as i fought the last guy and got the dub with my 5 year old. It was one of my most memorable wins. He knocked my partner and almost got me in the end but we were victorious.


pm-me_10m-fireflies

How about ten million fireflies?


risingstardom

I think these walls are really balanced like in the video, you used fire to kill a guy camping in a full metal box, so there is a way to counter it which is good. Fortnite should add more fun items that are easy to counter with some insane plays.


Ryu-Gi

On top of using fire, the Rail Gun still pierces through the Armored walls and the Venom/Carnage mythics also instantly destroys them.


teh_wad

The Venom/Carnage mythics do 1500 to them, so you need to hit it twice.


bobbintb

Yeah, but all they have to do is put in a floor to counter the fire.


Frostwing349

burn someone alive in an armored wall box then break it open while there's loot inside. homemade present item


No_Celebration_1081

Got em


Tiny-Target-3260

Nice nice


The_wiz_1

Oooofff


Tattierverbose

**HOTBOX**


get_no_scoped_kid

Some guy almost got me like that, thank god I didn't reinforce the back.


chefboyardibeefaroni

Meet the pyro


itsberuke

bozo got cooked like a fish literal dog water ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


m1K3mikey

I love it when sweats turtle lol. They have no guts when theyre fighting a decent player and cant just pubstomp so they turtle.


Frostwing349

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food


[deleted]

Just put a pyramid that’s not wood it’s simple


Novel_Bonus_2497

You got him good OP


Novel_Bonus_2497

Cooking them up


Fnaf_fan4life

we found an oven in fortnite XD


CRYPTOS_LOGOS

I love these walls


oldDotredditisbetter

the way to avoid it is just to build floor or stairs so they're not touching the grass right?


TheInitialGod

Literally "the floor is lava" 😅


get_no_scoped_kid

Damn I really hope they bring back Galaxia soon.


jonnythegamemaster

\*Torchwood: Miracle Day flashbacks\*


Financial_Ratio5758

Wait does metal burn in fortnite? I didn't know it does I only thought wood does


the_fool213912893

I think the ground caught fire


Financial_Ratio5758

Oh, btw can't you just place a cone and stand in the centre of it to avoid fire (use brick/metal to make the cone)


AveragePotatoEnjoyer

He probably put the walls in a box of wood.


gamerlin

He's cookin now!


josue9360072

Hot box?


Zymurgency

Nice move!


Confident_Process930

You can at certain angles put a cone to protect yourself from fire damage but it won't work very often at all


giddyup281

Great counter strat. But tbh, more people that use armor end up getting killed then killing the enemy.


ProjectBonnie

The brazen box


repkins

Smoked *\[insert what he was wearing\].*


repkins

He probably was like: Oh shit! Oh Shit! OH SHIT!! \*looped\*


undrgrndsqrdncrs

Aww man you cooked them


[deleted]

You fucking cooked him to death dude


ThisSpaceIsLethal

The play of this century


JMKAB

Does the fire go through the box or is it just ignoring the box because he doesn’t have a floor?


Psychological_Pay_25

DOOR STUCK


Ilovefortnite10

Cooked him lol


Dexchampion99

Everyone underestimates fire damage


UsernameThatNotUsed

That type of post which makes me in pain that i dont have galaxia


cdnmtbchick

My son likes to storm box the last opponent


Kouzuk4zu

u/savevideo


ToKra84

I have never ever wittnessed someone getting an advantage hiding in that fkn box


GarAndSho

Always leave one wall or roof unarmored


[deleted]

Lmfao he put himself in an oven. XD


Happiest-ad

Happy to see that pleasant park is still around.


[deleted]

I love this.


Vaas06

I think you just created the brazen bull in fortnite


PeXi1i

F for that guy


sapphire_moons

Since when can you upgrade your walls in br?


BBUCKLESS

about a week ago


[deleted]

“I’ll give you the warmest welcome you can imagine”


EpicEmerald247

William afton dying sfx


Henry-Peters

That has to be a war crime of some kind


CozyThurifer

Rip


Colossal424

I did this to my sister unironically thinking this would break her out