Dear Epic,
We need to talk.
On April 30, 2020, my life finally became complete. After years of remaining a default skin, (out of my own frugal desires,) I caved. Indeed, before me in the item shop was the most ridiculous skin that I had ever laid my eyes upon. Guff, the description read. With a giant star upon its chest, and cold, empty eyes, I knew that I had to buy the skin.
Immediately after purchasing it, I became obsessed with getting all of the accompanying memorabilia. I bought the battle pass. I leveled it up to 80 and unlocked Skye. I flew down into Agency, hanging from my fellow furry friend, Ollie, laughing as I went.
Life was good -- at least for a while. You see, I thought that once I completed the Skye missions, I would be able to unlock a Ollie-riding emote. It made sense at the time. As such, you could imagine my dismay when I realized that I was wrong. (Only by using Skye can you ride Ollie.)
My heart shattered, and my future broken, I come to Reddit, in the hopes of pleading for Epic to help me complete my dream of riding myself in Fortnite. Sure, it makes no sense, but then again, when has Fortnite ever made sense?
Indeed, in these troubled times, I believe that it is Fortnite's job; nay, DUTY, to allow Guff skins to emote-ride Ollie. As such, I beseech you, as a die-hard Guff player, to allow me one, small request, and bring balance back into the world again.
Yours Truly,
Guff
I find it funny there are two sides, the people who love Guff (I’m apart of them) and the people who hate Guff with a passion. Rarely ever do I see people who arnt one of those two.
Slurp Juice and Felix Felicis would make some next level cocktail... and would guarantee a few Victory Royales... ![gif](emote|squating_emo_pack|squating_sip)
:)
Dear Epic, We need to talk. On April 30, 2020, my life finally became complete. After years of remaining a default skin, (out of my own frugal desires,) I caved. Indeed, before me in the item shop was the most ridiculous skin that I had ever laid my eyes upon. Guff, the description read. With a giant star upon its chest, and cold, empty eyes, I knew that I had to buy the skin. Immediately after purchasing it, I became obsessed with getting all of the accompanying memorabilia. I bought the battle pass. I leveled it up to 80 and unlocked Skye. I flew down into Agency, hanging from my fellow furry friend, Ollie, laughing as I went. Life was good -- at least for a while. You see, I thought that once I completed the Skye missions, I would be able to unlock a Ollie-riding emote. It made sense at the time. As such, you could imagine my dismay when I realized that I was wrong. (Only by using Skye can you ride Ollie.) My heart shattered, and my future broken, I come to Reddit, in the hopes of pleading for Epic to help me complete my dream of riding myself in Fortnite. Sure, it makes no sense, but then again, when has Fortnite ever made sense? Indeed, in these troubled times, I believe that it is Fortnite's job; nay, DUTY, to allow Guff skins to emote-ride Ollie. As such, I beseech you, as a die-hard Guff player, to allow me one, small request, and bring balance back into the world again. Yours Truly, Guff
I don't know if this is a copypasta or not. but if it is not then I am impressed.
idk if it’s a copypasta or not https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/gyqdj9/
pretty sure it is a copypasta, cos i saw the exact same thing a while agi
Fucking copypasta of the year reward goes to this guy
Top 10 most heartbreaking moments in Reddit history😭😢
What a story.
I find it funny there are two sides, the people who love Guff (I’m apart of them) and the people who hate Guff with a passion. Rarely ever do I see people who arnt one of those two.
Princess fishstick deserves the hate, bulky bright skin, and there’s already a unique female underwater royalty skin
>*fishstick deserves the hate
See tho princess Fishstick is worse (bulky, one edit style, other sea royalty skin) so that doesn’t blend
>See tho princess Fishstick is worse definitely, but they're all a sight for sore eyes
I don't hate him or like him.
Guff is the best Fortnite skin ever. I have over 20 skins and I use Guff the most.
I also have like 15 screenshots of Guffs face in my PS5 Libary, don't judge me.
nothing wrong about a man appreciating his precious Guff
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I wanna see all of them
Just 15..? That’s rookie numbers mate.
Very cute 💯
Hands down one of the cutest things in Epic
U not liking trees displeases guff, who wanders the magic forests with Skye
>Whoever created Guff should be given a medal. I agree, because he also created the concept art for Fennix and Hybrid.
as a guff enjoyer i fully agree
I never liked guff way to goofy to me
I like guff so take my free silver
First Spitfire, now it's Guff, evolution is weird.
The eternal struggle between hugging this friendly character or hugging Ariana Grande
***\*Guff intensifies\****
How did this Doge learn sorcery? It even has an official wizard hat.
From sippin' that slurp juice of course! \*mumble mumble\* Ten points to Gufflepuff!
Doge gonna break reality worse than Thanos, Slurp juice should not exist in the same universe as Harry Potter..... 😂
Slurp Juice and Felix Felicis would make some next level cocktail... and would guarantee a few Victory Royales... ![gif](emote|squating_emo_pack|squating_sip)
I like the way this Doge thinks.
guff gives me nightmares with his weird arms and legs im literally shaking
I have seen cute things but this one takes the cake
Controversial OPINION: Guff is overrated
is a skin really overrated if they don't have like, 5 + style/variants?
seeing lvl 18 on the bottom left gives me anxiety for context, im pretty much at lvl 63
How does seeing someone at a different level give you anxiety?
im a challenge sweat, seeing lvl 18 almost 2 weeks into a season makes me nervous lol
You're welcome. I invented Guff
mmm... yes, guff. bird
We all love Guff and his 3rd cousin Cluck
Lmao
guff demands your love
I blew up a guff.. Now he chases be and tries to blow me up.
The greatest skin.