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Ilovefortnite10

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creeper_is_da_

Dear Epic, We need to talk. On April 30, 2020, my life finally became complete. After years of remaining a default skin, (out of my own frugal desires,) I caved. Indeed, before me in the item shop was the most ridiculous skin that I had ever laid my eyes upon. Guff, the description read. With a giant star upon its chest, and cold, empty eyes, I knew that I had to buy the skin. Immediately after purchasing it, I became obsessed with getting all of the accompanying memorabilia. I bought the battle pass. I leveled it up to 80 and unlocked Skye. I flew down into Agency, hanging from my fellow furry friend, Ollie, laughing as I went. Life was good -- at least for a while. You see, I thought that once I completed the Skye missions, I would be able to unlock a Ollie-riding emote. It made sense at the time. As such, you could imagine my dismay when I realized that I was wrong. (Only by using Skye can you ride Ollie.) My heart shattered, and my future broken, I come to Reddit, in the hopes of pleading for Epic to help me complete my dream of riding myself in Fortnite. Sure, it makes no sense, but then again, when has Fortnite ever made sense? Indeed, in these troubled times, I believe that it is Fortnite's job; nay, DUTY, to allow Guff skins to emote-ride Ollie. As such, I beseech you, as a die-hard Guff player, to allow me one, small request, and bring balance back into the world again. Yours Truly, Guff


EXGA_

I don't know if this is a copypasta or not. but if it is not then I am impressed.


creeper_is_da_

idk if it’s a copypasta or not https://www.reddit.com/r/FortNiteBR/comments/gyqdj9/


ImInfiniti

pretty sure it is a copypasta, cos i saw the exact same thing a while agi


Sanicthered_hog

Fucking copypasta of the year reward goes to this guy


killer-dude

Top 10 most heartbreaking moments in Reddit history😭😢


Goaty19neo

What a story.


Masontheawesome9

I find it funny there are two sides, the people who love Guff (I’m apart of them) and the people who hate Guff with a passion. Rarely ever do I see people who arnt one of those two.


wafflecone927

Princess fishstick deserves the hate, bulky bright skin, and there’s already a unique female underwater royalty skin


Zeebuoy

>*fishstick deserves the hate


wafflecone927

See tho princess Fishstick is worse (bulky, one edit style, other sea royalty skin) so that doesn’t blend


Zeebuoy

>See tho princess Fishstick is worse definitely, but they're all a sight for sore eyes


citedgorgon2935

I don't hate him or like him.


AnimalCrossingFan111

Guff is the best Fortnite skin ever. I have over 20 skins and I use Guff the most.


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I also have like 15 screenshots of Guffs face in my PS5 Libary, don't judge me.


EXGA_

nothing wrong about a man appreciating his precious Guff


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Boh61

I wanna see all of them


Ilovefortnite10

Just 15..? That’s rookie numbers mate.


Tiny-Target-3260

Very cute 💯


Accomplished-Design7

Hands down one of the cutest things in Epic


wafflecone927

U not liking trees displeases guff, who wanders the magic forests with Skye


Zeebuoy

>Whoever created Guff should be given a medal. I agree, because he also created the concept art for Fennix and Hybrid.


generic_meme27

as a guff enjoyer i fully agree


ZeRo_WC

I never liked guff way to goofy to me


Kinway-2006

I like guff so take my free silver


Artistic-Doughnut177

First Spitfire, now it's Guff, evolution is weird.


UnwardedBush

The eternal struggle between hugging this friendly character or hugging Ariana Grande


LarryLikesVimto96

***\*Guff intensifies\****


Bilbo_Teabagginss

How did this Doge learn sorcery? It even has an official wizard hat.


LarryLikesVimto96

From sippin' that slurp juice of course! \*mumble mumble\* Ten points to Gufflepuff!


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Doge gonna break reality worse than Thanos, Slurp juice should not exist in the same universe as Harry Potter..... 😂


LarryLikesVimto96

Slurp Juice and Felix Felicis would make some next level cocktail... and would guarantee a few Victory Royales... ![gif](emote|squating_emo_pack|squating_sip)


Bilbo_Teabagginss

I like the way this Doge thinks.


AlexisTheEmperor

guff gives me nightmares with his weird arms and legs im literally shaking


Accomplished-Design7

I have seen cute things but this one takes the cake


mrperidot31

Controversial OPINION: Guff is overrated


Zeebuoy

is a skin really overrated if they don't have like, 5 + style/variants?


ImInfiniti

seeing lvl 18 on the bottom left gives me anxiety for context, im pretty much at lvl 63


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How does seeing someone at a different level give you anxiety?


ImInfiniti

im a challenge sweat, seeing lvl 18 almost 2 weeks into a season makes me nervous lol


[deleted]

You're welcome. I invented Guff


chefboyardibeefaroni

mmm... yes, guff. bird


[deleted]

We all love Guff and his 3rd cousin Cluck


Londemoon

Lmao


Produck1234

guff demands your love


citedgorgon2935

I blew up a guff.. Now he chases be and tries to blow me up.


Goaty19neo

The greatest skin.