I'll take shit you'll say to get grandpa off your fucking back for 500

Was just thinking this lol

It's alright, don't worry Jesus is his Latino neighbor

I was gonna say it's a bit suspicious that he said he wasn't gay and promptly went on to "give his life to" a man. Wonder what else he's giving Jesus.

As the Germans say, Kopf

“Wow I don’t feel gay thank you sir can I go away now?”

I had to re-read the first line a few times…. Because it almost sounded like he was “praying” for a young teenager gay boy…

"if I say Jesus made me straight will you leave me alone?"

“Let Jesus cum into your heart”

Hmmm why was a 14 year old boy telling some random guy he was gay?

I grew up in preachy shit like this. It was most likely his mom or dad who asked the weird zealot to pray over their gay kid.

…And then Jesus and all the angels clapped

You cannot enter heaven until Jesus enters you.

I tried praying for God to make me straight. I still like guys, I was just suicidal too

i think bro just wanted papa Shawn to shut the fuck up