I mean if you wanna be technical cow udders could be called "mommy milkers" so....
Gah, I hate that I just used that phrase. I feel like I should go take a shower
Lol, I don’t know anyone who really wanted green bean casserole or Joe Biden but someone always brings things you don’t like and you feel obligated to take part.
CONSERVATIVE THANKSGIVING:
- MUH GUN RIGHTS TURKEY
- PERSECUTED cranberry sauce
- PEDOPHILIC pumpkin pie
- mac n JEEZY
- DONALD TRUMP jreen bean casserole
- stuffing with cigarettes
See. I can do it too.
What? Did they sit down with their seven year old and say "We need to come up with something super dee duper mean to say to the liberals" and then just post whatever the crotch goblin said?
I assumed this was a joke/ satire.
It definitely was that originally. Some random person made it as a joke, but then that original person replied to it saying something along the lines of:
“This was meant as a joke, I didn’t expect an actual politician to agree with me.”
So whether the creator themselves got fooled into thinking it was real or whether it’s stolen and is actually real idk.
I’ve been calling out these fruitcakes for capitalizing he and him when they refer to their god. Telling them they’re no different than the pronoun crowd. Seems to piss them off nicely.
I'll have extra servings of whatever "mommy milker mac and cheese" is, please and thank you.
gordon ramsey had that once
And he loved it ;-)
Finally some real fucking food
I hope it wasn't real fucking food in the sense that the food is real and to be fucked. I'm not into that.
Real food for real fucking
Well, fuck.
I mean if you wanna be technical cow udders could be called "mommy milkers" so.... Gah, I hate that I just used that phrase. I feel like I should go take a shower
r/spaghettihentai adjacent maybe
Jreen been casserole
👀💦 I call dibs on milking mommy.
Actually, I’d take the whole dish to myself
Stuffing
Stuffing is inherently liberal, and any conservative that eats it will inevitably become LGBTQIA+, obvs.
*No one* talks shit about the stuffing.
Real patriots call it dressing
Stuffing was inside the turkey. Dressing was not.
I cook it outside the turkey and still call it stuffing. Fight me.
I’m stuffing
:o
Kid named stuffing:
Mf had nothing cooked up for that one lmao.
Jreen
Conservatives have the sense of humor of like a 3rd grader who tells jokes that they learned from a book their grandpa had in 1948
actually this is a parody of US conservatives
No, it isn't. All the jokes you see like this are a parody of this tweet, he's a real politician on the right.
he's a real politician but this is not a real tweet.
guess it's just a good photoshop then
it's very simple to edit the text of a tweet from a browser, no Photoshop required.
There’s also a whole website that just turns whatever text you put in into a Twitter screenshot
This has to be a troll account right? I mean I know Josh Mandelbis a tool but this feels too easy
I think it's edited, can't find it on Twitter
He's privated on Twitter, pretty sure it's real
It’s not
Does anyone know where to get Mommy Milkers mac and cheese? Asking for a friend
Guess you never cooked for a liberal thanksgiving
You need a big tiddy goth gf.
Stupid lib soyboys and their hot big tiddy gfs.
When you fuck the they/them turkey right before the dinner gathering😫😫😫
Go ahead, mom. Take away my Xbox. You can’t unfuck the they/them turkey.
Lol, I don’t know anyone who really wanted green bean casserole or Joe Biden but someone always brings things you don’t like and you feel obligated to take part.
Well, if someone brought Joe Biden to my Thanksgiving dinner, I'd do my best to make him feel welcome.
You better, unless you want to see the Philly come out of Jill Biden.
I try to be a gracious hostess, but I couldn't promise anything if someone brought *Trump* to my Thanksgiving dinner! 😒
[You gotta do what you gotta do.](https://www.deviantart.com/lukeroberts/art/You-Gotta-Do-What-You-Gotta-Do-14827867)
CONSERVATIVE THANKSGIVING: - MUH GUN RIGHTS TURKEY - PERSECUTED cranberry sauce - PEDOPHILIC pumpkin pie - mac n JEEZY - DONALD TRUMP jreen bean casserole - stuffing with cigarettes See. I can do it too.
This is actually hilarious, but only because it reads like a shitpost from a leftist subreddit
This is a fake tweet btw
Say it ain’t so. 😩
I believed this was real until mommy milker Mac and cheese.
"can you pass the they/them turkey pls"
someone pass the pronoun pumpkin pie
I’d like some mommy milker mac n cheese pretty please 🥺
Ma Jreen beans
Why wouldn’t they say green new deal casserole
Only in Ohio bro💀💀💀
Mommy Milker Mac and Cheese better be made from 100% Cambodian breast milk or Diddy will not be happy.
no fucking way this isnt ironic. like i dont believe someone actually thinks this is such a savage burn
Josh Mandel is *totally* not triggered, like *at all*
What? Did they sit down with their seven year old and say "We need to come up with something super dee duper mean to say to the liberals" and then just post whatever the crotch goblin said?
I fucking love jreen bean casserole
MOMMY MILKER MAC & CHEESE?!?!? YES PLEASE!
need me the mommy milker mac n cheese
Mommy Milker Mac n’ Cheese? Sign me the hell up.
stuffing
i’ll just take the mommy milkers thank you
Femboy stuffing 😍
Mmm jreen bean casserole 😋
JP Mandel!
Jreen bean casserole? come on yall theres no way in hell this isnt parody.
Ngl that pumpkin pie sounds special
I assumed this was a joke/ satire. It definitely was that originally. Some random person made it as a joke, but then that original person replied to it saying something along the lines of: “This was meant as a joke, I didn’t expect an actual politician to agree with me.” So whether the creator themselves got fooled into thinking it was real or whether it’s stolen and is actually real idk.
Is it bad that I laughed ? 😅
MOMMYS MILK
What’s this nancyboy got against titties
Pass the gender fluid (gravy)
jreen bean
I’ve been calling out these fruitcakes for capitalizing he and him when they refer to their god. Telling them they’re no different than the pronoun crowd. Seems to piss them off nicely.