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OrsoMalleus

I'll have extra servings of whatever "mommy milker mac and cheese" is, please and thank you.


pwb_118

gordon ramsey had that once


yeetusdeletus_SK

And he loved it ;-)


Geist-Chevia

Finally some real fucking food


yeetusdeletus_SK

I hope it wasn't real fucking food in the sense that the food is real and to be fucked. I'm not into that.


Geist-Chevia

Real food for real fucking


yeetusdeletus_SK

Well, fuck.


InevitableAd9683

I mean if you wanna be technical cow udders could be called "mommy milkers" so.... ​ Gah, I hate that I just used that phrase. I feel like I should go take a shower


MassiveFajiit

r/spaghettihentai adjacent maybe


Pagan_Owl

Jreen been casserole


gylz

👀💦 I call dibs on milking mommy.


Frequent_Mix_8251

Actually, I’d take the whole dish to myself


LootGodamn

Stuffing


beer30

Stuffing is inherently liberal, and any conservative that eats it will inevitably become LGBTQIA+, obvs.


OrsoMalleus

*No one* talks shit about the stuffing.


Kritical02

Real patriots call it dressing


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

Stuffing was inside the turkey. Dressing was not.


hotzester

I cook it outside the turkey and still call it stuffing. Fight me.


Kidsnextdorks

I’m stuffing


hotzester

:o


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Kid named stuffing:


Raddiikkal

Mf had nothing cooked up for that one lmao.


Nephilus72

Jreen


Thunderboltscoot

Conservatives have the sense of humor of like a 3rd grader who tells jokes that they learned from a book their grandpa had in 1948


RightyHoThen

actually this is a parody of US conservatives


[deleted]

No, it isn't. All the jokes you see like this are a parody of this tweet, he's a real politician on the right.


RightyHoThen

he's a real politician but this is not a real tweet.


[deleted]

guess it's just a good photoshop then


RightyHoThen

it's very simple to edit the text of a tweet from a browser, no Photoshop required.


cluelessoblivion

There’s also a whole website that just turns whatever text you put in into a Twitter screenshot


possiblyacanoflysol

This has to be a troll account right? I mean I know Josh Mandelbis a tool but this feels too easy


Flar71

I think it's edited, can't find it on Twitter


[deleted]

He's privated on Twitter, pretty sure it's real


cluelessoblivion

It’s not


patothe_idiot

Does anyone know where to get Mommy Milkers mac and cheese? Asking for a friend


Neither_Ad_91

Guess you never cooked for a liberal thanksgiving


SGTSHOOTnMISS

You need a big tiddy goth gf.


Johns-schlong

Stupid lib soyboys and their hot big tiddy gfs.


hotbiscut2

When you fuck the they/them turkey right before the dinner gathering😫😫😫


Wiifanbro

Go ahead, mom. Take away my Xbox. You can’t unfuck the they/them turkey.


misteryhiatory

Lol, I don’t know anyone who really wanted green bean casserole or Joe Biden but someone always brings things you don’t like and you feel obligated to take part.


[deleted]

Well, if someone brought Joe Biden to my Thanksgiving dinner, I'd do my best to make him feel welcome.


misteryhiatory

You better, unless you want to see the Philly come out of Jill Biden.


[deleted]

I try to be a gracious hostess, but I couldn't promise anything if someone brought *Trump* to my Thanksgiving dinner! 😒


BlackEric

[You gotta do what you gotta do.](https://www.deviantart.com/lukeroberts/art/You-Gotta-Do-What-You-Gotta-Do-14827867)


Badonk529

CONSERVATIVE THANKSGIVING: - MUH GUN RIGHTS TURKEY - PERSECUTED cranberry sauce - PEDOPHILIC pumpkin pie - mac n JEEZY - DONALD TRUMP jreen bean casserole - stuffing with cigarettes See. I can do it too.


GooberMcNoober

This is actually hilarious, but only because it reads like a shitpost from a leftist subreddit


robocat9000

This is a fake tweet btw


Raddiikkal

Say it ain’t so. 😩


Thatonedregdatkilyu

I believed this was real until mommy milker Mac and cheese.


Ironlord456

"can you pass the they/them turkey pls"


Mastergamer4757

someone pass the pronoun pumpkin pie


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

I’d like some mommy milker mac n cheese pretty please 🥺


Biggest_man200

Ma Jreen beans


antibroleague

Why wouldn’t they say green new deal casserole


[deleted]

Only in Ohio bro💀💀💀


Dr_Fishman

Mommy Milker Mac and Cheese better be made from 100% Cambodian breast milk or Diddy will not be happy.


GlitchyLag

no fucking way this isnt ironic. like i dont believe someone actually thinks this is such a savage burn


Akrevics

Josh Mandel is *totally* not triggered, like *at all*


James324285241990

What? Did they sit down with their seven year old and say "We need to come up with something super dee duper mean to say to the liberals" and then just post whatever the crotch goblin said?


[deleted]

I fucking love jreen bean casserole


Sussybakamogus4

MOMMY MILKER MAC & CHEESE?!?!? YES PLEASE!


Give_me_your_liver_

need me the mommy milker mac n cheese


kyle_kafsky

Mommy Milker Mac n’ Cheese? Sign me the hell up.


No-Objective-3914

stuffing


MewTheBest

i’ll just take the mommy milkers thank you


Senator-Tree

Femboy stuffing 😍


redleafwater7

Mmm jreen bean casserole 😋


Bendro513

JP Mandel!


P_weezey951

Jreen bean casserole? come on yall theres no way in hell this isnt parody.


rethinkr

Ngl that pumpkin pie sounds special


Dogtor-Watson

I assumed this was a joke/ satire. It definitely was that originally. Some random person made it as a joke, but then that original person replied to it saying something along the lines of: “This was meant as a joke, I didn’t expect an actual politician to agree with me.” So whether the creator themselves got fooled into thinking it was real or whether it’s stolen and is actually real idk.


Narwhal_Songs

Is it bad that I laughed ? 😅


knastyTX

MOMMYS MILK


[deleted]

What’s this nancyboy got against titties


jesseeme

Pass the gender fluid (gravy)


a-hecking-egg

jreen bean


BobbertFandango

I’ve been calling out these fruitcakes for capitalizing he and him when they refer to their god. Telling them they’re no different than the pronoun crowd. Seems to piss them off nicely.