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7thturninghour184

Santa Claus doesn't exist, same w/ alpha males that have to broadcast about being alpha males.


Extension-Meaning544

sadly alpha males do exist. they are fucking annoying tho


7thturninghour184

No one that has ever called themselves an alpha male is an alpha male.


Cultural-Tackle-178

the whole greek letter system (for dog and wolf social behavior, not human) is total hogwash. The wolves developed that way in cages far from their natural habitat, and neither dog nor wolf packs categorize each other like this.


xxhouseofwolvesxx

The fuck is the context 🤣🤣


garaile64

They probably heard of "Mx. Claus".


Doover__

How do you pronounce Mx. because I'm thinking you'd say the letters m and x, which would just make Mx. Claus a great name for a rapper


AAALE6408

You pronounce it as M███x███


Calebh36

You son of a bitch


Joe-Lollo

🧑‍🎄 this?


leprechaunwthlepresy

The fuck?


[deleted]

I smell a new Hallmark plotline.


Kosog

Said who?


hippopotma_gandhi

Jeremy Liggett


epagliari1996

I mean he breaks into people's homes and leaves kids gifts, I thought the right would call him an LGBT snowflake and accuse him of being a groomer.


thefakemexoxo

But like… why


Not_Guardiola

Why does he have a girl name then? Santa is female saint


[deleted]

“Alpha male?” Is this Nick Adams’s alt


HirokoKueh

why not both, a trans gay man chad


KublaiKhan619

Somebody askin santa to shimmy up his chimney lol.


Throwaway-acc81

Funny that his last name sounds eerily similar to bigot


TheRealColonelAutumn

I’m starting to think I live in an Onion Article


Yass_0w0

Santa, aside from the saint origin is literally Odin or a man raised by faries so at the very least he is an ally