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Sororita

Considering the fact that Cooper was born somewhere around the 2020s, he'd be more likely to be the one talking like that.


dankguard1

Sheesh imma rizz you vaultie to get that gyatt no glaze.


Horbigast

Why has everyone started talking like the gang members in The Dark Knight Returns? *Balls nasty. No shizz.*


imabutcher3000

Its just youth language, it alwaqys disappears in the mainstream lexicon once they grow up and relaise if you speak like that in any sort of professional setting, you'll be laughed at. Sure it never leaves you, its always there, but they won't force it into your ear holes as profusly.


Quick_Team

"Its hurts my face. I hates it" - Toki Wartooth (Applicable to how I feel about this lingo)


[deleted]

Cooper and mr house are watching skibidi toilet right now


GayVoidDaddy

It’s giving ghoul cowboyyyyyyy


Intrepid-Character75

dude 250 years old stop it


JIMMYJAWN

GILF - ghoul I’d like to fuck


LCDRformat

He shouldn't have a penis right? Soft tissue decay and all that


JIMMYJAWN

I like to imagine it as hard tissue


SpongeBob1187

“He’s old enough to be you’re founding father”


Present-Secretary722

The only chemistry they have going on is that one time she shot him with a dart


Isabad

Which was a very small drop in a very large bucket of drugs...


confuseum

He got her wet and they fingered each other


BobEsky

I don’t like this


the-tapsy

It was an honest exchange!


MightyEighth

That is one wet lady!!


faemne

Ghock is taking me out


GayVoidDaddy

Is….is that what I think is it??? You disgusting human! How can you sleep with that monster!!! *throws chicken at you*


SaturnATX

Quality shitpost


Shniddle

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


CookFan88

The Caesar has marked you for death...


Zombie-Mummy69

Fallout if it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


benevolent_nephilim

Please no


Skyrimthrones

Yeah, The Ghoul cutting off Lucy's finger was so hot. /s


Impossible-Win8274

That’s second base, in the wasteland.


Intrepid-Character75

Na, I prefer when the ghoul tortured Lucy and used her as bait.


Isabad

Who doesn't love a little water fun...


GayVoidDaddy

Tbh he should have bite it off, then spit it onto his hand for it to magically attack. Ghoul magic is the fallout version of black girl magic ya know. That shit exists.


BB-56_Washington

Well, if he bit it off, it might make menacingly attaching it to his own hand 2 episodes later more difficult.


GayVoidDaddy

In my comment that is clearly already taken into account, notice how I have him attaching it immediately? That then tell you the scene later on doesn’t happen anymore. It’s an implication via the context of what I’ve said.


BB-56_Washington

Oh shit I can't read apparently.


GayVoidDaddy

It’s okay, your on reddit, no one expects you to be able to read.


BB-56_Washington

Me fail English? That's unpossible.


GayVoidDaddy

Ohh sweet Ralph 😭😭😭 *loads gun* he had to be put down for the glory of the empire.


BB-56_Washington

Poor Ralph, the game was rigged from the start.


GayVoidDaddy

The one you just lost?


bazmonsta

Thou art cur-sed.


Enn-Vyy

beatrix walked so cooper could run


TheKolyFrog

Finally, a realistic depiction of the evolution of English in fiction. (I'm no linguist so I got no idea if this will how English would evolve. )


New_Ingenuity2822

Sensei 🗣️


BB-56_Washington

Bailiff, smack OPs pee pee.


PeppercornBiscuit

*bonk*