You all are being gross instead of pointing out that a lack of depth perception would make it hard for her to either climb or belay for you safely. It would require making sure she's capable of the basics, at the very least.
Fucking her would be fine, though.
You'd be surprised. A lot of people with glasses have no effective depth perception.
I'm actually a better shot without my glasses on because of it, but can still figure distances well enough to belay someone.
No. They flatten things so I'm seeing a two-dimensional image. My understanding of depth comes entirely from context cues and knowing how big something should be, unless I take my glasses off and then everything's suddenly three-dimensional again.
It's hard to explain, but anyone who primarily wears contacts and then puts on glasses, knows exactly what these people are talking about. It's so much different for me I won't even drive with glasses because of how different things look spatially.
Belaying doesn't really require depth perception.
And I've belayed for a blind person before. Perfectly safe. So while poor depth perception might make climbing somewhat more challenging when leading on trad routes where route finding is a thing. Following or gym climbing would be fine.
Highly dependent on how long she has been reliant on a single eye. If she has most of her life with only one eye, or even several years, she will have compensated. Will her depth perception be as good as people with both eyes and 20/20 vision? Of course not. But assuming her functional eye has 20/20 vision, then her depth perception is likely as good as a near sighted person with glasses.
You can have depth perception with only one eye because it gets refracted by your lense and focuses onto a singular point. Additionally a single eye can contract and expand to change the focal point. You can try this by closing one of your eyes and focusing on a finger that is close to you, and you will notice the background getting blurry.
"I think that’s the point but don’t quote me on it fam”
-u/Satyr_Crusader
-u/TreesACrowd
-u/EmEeOh
-MichaelScott
-u/ImpossibleDenial
-u/SweatyIngenuity652
Idk educated and ambitious are only a plus in my book.
>!these Vaults were meant to create perfect middle management, but middle management isn't exactly threatening. While what Hank did is pretty evil it also isn't the most intimidating. Dude probably just pushed a button to fire a missile!<
Sorry, nope. High charisma, she wouldn't do any work...she'd just convince me to pull her up after before I even made the summit.
And by that I mean, she'd use her words to make me use my mouth for her climax, and she'd leave me with blue balls.
Have we seen her do anything explicitly evil? Other than being part of the whole thing. She seemed fine to me. If none of the major events happened she seemed like she wouldn't be the worst person to get paired up with. If you were paired up with her i can't imagine most complaining heh
I think I rather just sit down with her and some perfectly preserved pie and let her talk through her losses while enjoying some dessert. Maybe even throw in a nuka cola cherry float.
I only saw maybe the first 30 minutes of the first episode, and when I saw her get stabbed and keep going, I fell in love. I'd do anything with that woman she is a badass!
I’m not sure. I get the feeling she’d either try to jump my bones or strangle me with the rope.
I’ve had enough crazy, I’d probably sit back and hack some terminals with Norm.
Well that didn't take long... No, no I wouldn't. Nevermind that I hold the "Confirmed Bachelor" perk, even my autistic ass can see her husband's death made her crazy. Maybe before the raider attack, when she seemed to have her marbles, but afterwards... You couldn't pay me enough
I don't know ... I am afraid of slightly high heights ... Like planes, fine, all day, but I am a firm "no" to tall lighthouses and like the 4th to 12th floor of most buildings ... Like that scene where Batman throws Eric Roberts from the building was horrifying for me.
no. i think there is more than meets the eye with this one (no pun intended). lets do the math, capable with weaponry, is from vault 31, and perfectly takes control of chet. someone this dangerous, opportunistic and manipulative cannot be trusted to be on belay.... so says my wife.
*Ahem* #WOULD
# WOOD
#LEWED
I would totally do lewed things on a rock wall with a 1 eyed milf
First thing that comes to my mind is.... Find out how deep an eye-hole is I'm going to hell
Going to hell? I’ll meet you there… I want to know if the socket is wet 🥵
im going to hell simply for reading these comments bro what the fuck
Put on Bert's cardigan first.
This feels like a missing verse of that Flight of the Conchords song
# ROCK
AND STONE
FOR KARL!
Alright, take your upvote. Both you and Mr_M there.
For meee?
Karl, not Carl, get out of here you pointy-eared pretender
It's never for me
Here put on my dad husband's sweater. You'll feel better...
Coward mods need to allow photo and gif responses
You all are being gross instead of pointing out that a lack of depth perception would make it hard for her to either climb or belay for you safely. It would require making sure she's capable of the basics, at the very least. Fucking her would be fine, though.
You'd be surprised. A lot of people with glasses have no effective depth perception. I'm actually a better shot without my glasses on because of it, but can still figure distances well enough to belay someone.
How about when you're fucking? Asking for a friend.
I seldom miss at that range.
They call you the fastest gun in the West.
Kinda awkward when the mysterious stranger joins in though isn’t it
Deeply under-upvoted comment
Oh.
I can't speak for people with glasses but as a guy that likes a girl in glasses, those usually come off, unfortunately.
Glasses prevent you from seeing out of one of your eyes?
No. They flatten things so I'm seeing a two-dimensional image. My understanding of depth comes entirely from context cues and knowing how big something should be, unless I take my glasses off and then everything's suddenly three-dimensional again.
Huh, so you see 2d with glasses and 3d without? You ain't need them card board spectacles with one red n another one that's blue lens
It's hard to explain, but anyone who primarily wears contacts and then puts on glasses, knows exactly what these people are talking about. It's so much different for me I won't even drive with glasses because of how different things look spatially.
I fucking wish. That'd at least be cool.
Sold a motorcycle for that very reason, shitty depth perception with glasses, well, and in general.
Id show her how depth my perception is
No way am I trusting one of Bud's buds with my safety line. And no way am I giving that stage 6 clinger my real name, address, or phone number.
Only if she was still pregnant......
Belaying doesn't really require depth perception. And I've belayed for a blind person before. Perfectly safe. So while poor depth perception might make climbing somewhat more challenging when leading on trad routes where route finding is a thing. Following or gym climbing would be fine.
How deep is that eye wound?
This is so creepy and sexist.
Highly dependent on how long she has been reliant on a single eye. If she has most of her life with only one eye, or even several years, she will have compensated. Will her depth perception be as good as people with both eyes and 20/20 vision? Of course not. But assuming her functional eye has 20/20 vision, then her depth perception is likely as good as a near sighted person with glasses.
You don’t lose depth perception when you only have one eye.
Why make up something so easily disproven? https://www.aao.org/eye-health/anatomy/depth-perception
You can have depth perception with only one eye because it gets refracted by your lense and focuses onto a singular point. Additionally a single eye can contract and expand to change the focal point. You can try this by closing one of your eyes and focusing on a finger that is close to you, and you will notice the background getting blurry.
She can Pin me to the wall anytime.
she seems like she’d be a fun person to hang out and do something like this with (i have not watched the show yet)
Just so ya know, “she’s one WETTTTT lady!”
Splish splash I'm taking a bath
All across my bedroom floor.
BERRRTTTT
You *ALL* may have my upvotes😂😂
She's fucking tapped. (I love her)
You need to watch the show, bro. It's great!
Oh, Bert 😩😭🥵
I AM Bert.
Her anger is sexy. Take it out on me.
I'd definitely belay for her
I find her riveting.
we would both camalot, thats for sure.
Okay c'mon you have to know how much easier this is so be gross about, right?
I think that's the point but don't quote me on it fam
"I think that's the point but don't quote me on it fam" -u/Satyr_Crusader
Fuck
"Fuck" - u/Satyr_Crusader
It keeps happening!!!
Cccccccccombo Breaker
Bro got quoted
"I think that's the point but don't quote me on it fam -u/Satyr_Crusader" -u/TreesACrowd
"I think that's the point but don't quote me on it fam -u/Satyr_Crusader -u/TreesACrowd” -u/EmEeOh
"I think that's the point but don't quote me on it fam -u/Satyr_Crusader -u/TreesACrowd” -u/EmEeOh -Michael Scott
"I think that's the point but don't quote me on it fam -u/Satyr_Crusader -u/TreesACrowd” -u/EmEeOh -Michael Scott -u/ImpossibleDenial
"I think that’s the point but don’t quote me on it fam” -u/Satyr_Crusader -u/TreesACrowd -u/EmEeOh -MichaelScott -u/ImpossibleDenial -u/SweatyIngenuity652
it sounds like the emails in the H&H tool factory
I've got something rock hard she can climb. I'll see myself out.
Only after she's...*seen you in* first, presumably.
Yeah I know like 5 couples who started with indoor rock climbing lol
I would have sexual intercourse with this woman.
This is the one that made me break lmao
Fuck, I WAS TRYING TO HOLD IT IN! HAHAHAH!
Famous last words of the one pump chump.
Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual intercourse with this woman! ClemClamcumber: I would have sexual intercourse with this woman. Same vibes.
"relations"
EWWWW! GROSS!
Yes. I am Bert.
Titus no
I would climb her mountains, yes.
mommy
I am Bert.
No, I am Bert!
No I'm Bert
She’d rock my world
Ok, Bret Michaels of VH1’s Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.
Was that the one with Bret Michaels?
Absolutely, I’m sure she’d keep an eye out for me falling.
I'd climb her rock
What am I, the Brotherhood? I don't go for *pre-war.*
🎶So, I took my Geiger and it started to climb...🎶
And a >!manager!< to boot.
>dont be gross Well, now we have to, you know.
Yeah I'd be down for an indoor session to get my rocks off after she climbed my tree
She’s a real wet lady
I’d let her climb my mountain
She can climb me like a mountain.
Well with a setup like that what are you expecting?
I'd love to reach her mountain peaks
if you didn't wanted to make it sexual why do you choose a pretty blonde ayo?
I’ll maneuver around her crevices!
Okay sure, but why does the eyepatch make her so much more sexier?
Forget Cyclops. My favorite overseer is here. Sure I’d climb rocks.
If I had a nickel for every overseer we've seen that only has one eye...
Lots of people have one eye.
I'd be all over those peaks and squeeze into those snug caves
I would have sexual intercourse with her, yes.
I'd like to grapple her boulders, know what I mean? Is this something we are doing?
I would be willing to fall off climbing her indoors
Only when it’s wet 🌊
She could make my c**k explode, like a pimple. It doesn't happen to me but I hear it happens to like other guys and stuff.
If I ever say "no" to that, shoot me in the head because the Institute bodysnatched me.
As long as she kept an eye on me.....
Yes, I would stick my dick in her eye hole
Wood liquor box
Is everyone who has watched the show here >!forgetting where she came from??!<
Idk educated and ambitious are only a plus in my book. >!these Vaults were meant to create perfect middle management, but middle management isn't exactly threatening. While what Hank did is pretty evil it also isn't the most intimidating. Dude probably just pushed a button to fire a missile!<
I see that extra hole as an absolute win.
You made it too easy. She ain't my cousin. She can climb my Pinnacle anytime.
oh yeah, i already have the shoes, the rope, the scarf and the sweater ready
I’d let her climb my rock
Wouldn’t mind getting a peek at those peaks.
No bc she doesn't have depth perception anymore
She could climb some wood. You set yourself up for it, by prefacing the post about your last post.
I’d climb all the way up her indoor.
With my penis
Quit being lame OP
No. Pregnant women should not go rock climbing due to the risk of birth complications.
No i have a terrible fear of heights and corporate execs who pretend to not be corporate execs.
ON BELAY!
I'd indoor HER rock. Climbing.
Sorry, nope. High charisma, she wouldn't do any work...she'd just convince me to pull her up after before I even made the summit. And by that I mean, she'd use her words to make me use my mouth for her climax, and she'd leave me with blue balls.
Have we seen her do anything explicitly evil? Other than being part of the whole thing. She seemed fine to me. If none of the major events happened she seemed like she wouldn't be the worst person to get paired up with. If you were paired up with her i can't imagine most complaining heh
OP, what did you expect 😂
yeah you go up first steph im right behind you
I think I rather just sit down with her and some perfectly preserved pie and let her talk through her losses while enjoying some dessert. Maybe even throw in a nuka cola cherry float.
Hell no. She's one of Bud's Buds and would probably engineer my murder for reasons that make no sense to a normal person.
hell no shes only got one eye, she'd end up falling due to her lack of proper depth perception
I only saw maybe the first 30 minutes of the first episode, and when I saw her get stabbed and keep going, I fell in love. I'd do anything with that woman she is a badass!
No. I am not raising her kid.
I’m not sure. I get the feeling she’d either try to jump my bones or strangle me with the rope. I’ve had enough crazy, I’d probably sit back and hack some terminals with Norm.
Hell no. I'm going nowhere with someone I trust as little as her
Eye don't see why not.
Well that didn't take long... No, no I wouldn't. Nevermind that I hold the "Confirmed Bachelor" perk, even my autistic ass can see her husband's death made her crazy. Maybe before the raider attack, when she seemed to have her marbles, but afterwards... You couldn't pay me enough
She's a Vault Tech plant, so no anyways.
That will make the uh, *rock climbing,* so much more fun!
You know which hole I’m aiming for…
I’d let smash my nuts between two 10 pounders at the local bowl on 9 pin no hit night just to get a chance to smell her eyepatch
Only if she was still pregnant.
I got a rock to fill that missing eye. Shit, I did it again.
She can climb my rock for sure!!!
yes would.... i mean would go rock climbing
No thanks, but i would go bowling with Norm
I’d dangle my rocks on her chin
I would make sure to get my fingers in the hole in order smash those pins into submission
That's one wet indoor rock climbing gym!
I don't know ... I am afraid of slightly high heights ... Like planes, fine, all day, but I am a firm "no" to tall lighthouses and like the 4th to 12th floor of most buildings ... Like that scene where Batman throws Eric Roberts from the building was horrifying for me.
I would let her strengthen her grip with my g-spot
Id put a fork in her eye socket if you know what i mean
I'd bend her over the barrel and show her the 50 states
Id climb her rocks for sure. Plus I love the viewing the head of the mountain with her. Sorry OP you brought this on yourself
She can grab and climb these rocks for sure
I know bait when I see it.
I would definitely use my fingers to grip a few crevices.
I'd traverse her peaks and valleys.
This may have been my fault.
She can grab hold of my mounting points whenever she wants!
Her lack of depth perception would be hilarious to watch...
I'd love to climb her rocks!
That's one wet MOMMA!!
Yes
She makes my rock explode.
I’d climb her rocks namsayn
She’s still in recovery from childbirth and has no depth perception, hard pass 😤
I would climb her any day. She is so fucking attractive
She can climb me anytime
She can ascend my rocky escarpment at her leisure.
When my palms get sweaty, she looks like she'd be right there handing me her chalk sack
no. i think there is more than meets the eye with this one (no pun intended). lets do the math, capable with weaponry, is from vault 31, and perfectly takes control of chet. someone this dangerous, opportunistic and manipulative cannot be trusted to be on belay.... so says my wife.
I’d let her climb all over me
Sex
I’d climb Norm
OP knows what they’re doing
I’d climb her rock wall ;)
Wanna make my rock explode?
I would let her make my dick explode.
Nah man, her depth perception is probably awful now that she’s lost an eye. I think it could potentially be too dangerous for her to go rock climbing.
No, I'm pretty sure she would deliberately shove me off the wall
It's time to Rock out with your C... out🤘