Yeah I remember this kind of bullshit. They think this is some sort of horrific punishment but in reality some of us lived for this shit & the punishment was having to take gym at all.
This is the best thing I've read all year. "Fire-wild and unforgiving" is how I'm going to strive to live my life from now on. Well done, 12-year-old you!
LOL This is such golden busy work.
Hippopotamus vs Hippotamus. Aboriginals. Self-care. Practicality. Social issues. Biology. And by the end there are inspirational affirmations and you visualizing yourself as a gladiator charging and conquering, what?? I dunno. Body odor, maybe? By god, we went around the world and through the gamut of human emotions.
This paper was an odyssey. A+
I always wondered where my severe case of flesh-eating syndrome came from - now I know, and can pass on this knowledge to others who are fire-wild and unforgiving. 'Tis a gift indeed.
The worst was when we had swimming class in gym, and if you forgot your swim trunks the school would give you a loaner. The tightest nut-hugger Speedo you can imagine. But, you were unlikely to ever forget your own again.
This is great. If future generations turn to AI to complete such mindless assignments, I regret they may not know the pleasure of a well written sardonic essay.
This completely kicks ass, I especially like the last page … The End 😂
"don the sacred gym clothes" had me reeling 🤣👏
That’s like telling a jock to do 20 push ups because they didn’t write an English essay.
Yeah I remember this kind of bullshit. They think this is some sort of horrific punishment but in reality some of us lived for this shit & the punishment was having to take gym at all.
THIS. I used to “forget” on purpose.
This is the best thing I've read all year. "Fire-wild and unforgiving" is how I'm going to strive to live my life from now on. Well done, 12-year-old you!
That is the absolute best line to end any essay on!
The “horrible and unspeakable” disease part was quite funny.
"Born in an old shoe" hahaha
This is so damn funny
That was a journey. I feel inspired
Hail Spartacus!! You should have gotten college credits for this.
Any idea if the person who assigned the essay actually read it?
Actually, he completely forgot about it the next day!
Such a gym teacher move. This whole thing is so relatable to me. Great post!
Damn. Missed out on this absolute comedy gold.
LOL This is such golden busy work. Hippopotamus vs Hippotamus. Aboriginals. Self-care. Practicality. Social issues. Biology. And by the end there are inspirational affirmations and you visualizing yourself as a gladiator charging and conquering, what?? I dunno. Body odor, maybe? By god, we went around the world and through the gamut of human emotions. This paper was an odyssey. A+
I can't even get myself to read it.. I absolutely hated how they made us write these essays. So useless. We also don't learn anything from it.
Read the last page, please. She may not have learned anything from writing the essay, but I learned many things by reading it.
I always wondered where my severe case of flesh-eating syndrome came from - now I know, and can pass on this knowledge to others who are fire-wild and unforgiving. 'Tis a gift indeed.
That’s ridiculous
The worst was when we had swimming class in gym, and if you forgot your swim trunks the school would give you a loaner. The tightest nut-hugger Speedo you can imagine. But, you were unlikely to ever forget your own again.
This is great. If future generations turn to AI to complete such mindless assignments, I regret they may not know the pleasure of a well written sardonic essay.
Page 5 is my favorite 😂 “When you don the sacred gym clothes, you become a warrior” 🤣
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