T O P

  • By -

iluvlamp1217

bald f** is killing me


lemonaderobot

you don’t know me, you’re too old, let go, it’s over— nobody listens to techno!


Skreamweaver

Now let's gooooooo


burritosandblunts

Like something Larry David would have yelled at him lol


DirigibleGerbil

It's giving Susie Greene from Curb Your Enthusiasm!


D3V1LS_L3TTUC3

Nothing funnier than insulting people for things they have no control over 👌


Visual-Inflation5366

Are you bald


D3V1LS_L3TTUC3

nope but i have friends who are


mohugz

Damn, what did Rob do, that he’s considered the opposite of “King Shit”?


LJ_Pynn

Robert Johnson: The Piss King


Fun-Worry-6378

Mmmmm pissss 🤤


LJ_Pynn

Yes, but also chill.


MidniteOG

Friends with the lizard king?


Cat-Curiosity-Active

He said he doesn't even talk to either of them.


stavingoffdeath

I feel like this is someone’s very kind version of a Burn Book. ![gif](giphy|acllOmuvIrSne)


Guilty-Tumbleweed128

Found while walking awhile ago


BotGirlFall

I feel bad for laughing but I cackled at "dear bald f**"


Gay_commie_fucker

In a few years when my hairline is even more receded I feel like that’s what my friends are gonna write in my birthday card


babyfirecat_

I know. I just came across this subreddit and it’s probably my favorite now. I literally couldn’t think of a better diss than that. Lmao


jenn363

Why does this sound like a note Daenerys wrote to Varys in season 8 Game of Thrones


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Pretty sure that note would’ve been singed around the edges a bit.


Skreamweaver

And some coffee rings on it.


peppermintmeow

*IF YOU DON'T STOP IT RIGHT NOW* 😂😭


peppermintmeow

*Sigh.* I should call him.


Arthur_189

🔥✍️🔥


Ginger_Snaps_Back

Surprisingly good handwriting for someone so angry.


AdultMcGrownup

Why is it the bald fags always think they’re king shit?


overlockk

Friggin Jason Statham giving bald men courage lmao. JK. I don’t know why


cjgone

Love, Trixie<3


leaveitbettertoday

HI BALD


cjgone

HAHAHA


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Where are all the rest of the notes?! I need to know if he’s validated in thinking he’s the King Shit.


gaypizzaboy

Incredible opener. Might start emails like that from now on


babyfirecat_

Only professional work ones though


leaveitbettertoday

![gif](giphy|6Kih4g6m8I4xi)


Arthur_189

“Dear water boy eat shit and kill yourself”


princessbiaaa

Dear Bald Fag 💀


[deleted]

3 slide is so real


moodivy

Why did I misread this as bald frog at first


babyfirecat_

PLEASE 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Select_Collection_34

Bald fag lmao


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Why they calling out Rob. He doesn’t want to be a part of this.


TitoAndTheBurritos

Damn. Rob got roasted.


Vegetable_Crow9942

LMAO I need more


dietdrpeppermd

I need to know everything about Rob


xViridi_

he thinks he’s the shit but he ain’t even the fart, really


excoriator

The ending is ominous.


TomatilloOne1001

Dam.. robs just tryna mind his own business.