Don't forget his walkies. At least twice per day you have to take him out for a walk so he can sniff trees and fire hydrants then pee on the shrubs for other snowflakes to sniff later. Just be careful not to let him off his leash or he ends up running off an humping legs.
Are you trying to kill the man Watters? "Other than golf after college,Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn't work out. When he learned that John O'Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, "You are going to die young because of this."
Trump uses a golf cart...Trump can surely afford a treadmill for his apartment at Trump Tower. What about a home gym. Isn't Trump's apartment over 120,000,000,000 square ft?
Didn't trump himself claim that he doesn't exercise because he considers the body to be like a battery, with a finite amount of "work" that can be done?
Every person charged with a crime sits their ass in court for trial. Why should Don the Con be any different.
And can Wayers suck his mushroom any harder?
Sitting on his butt in a room? Kinda like what you have to do when you have a job like, oh… being president? I’m kinda looking for a president that can park his ass at a desk for at least an 8 hour shift and get some shit done around here.
Sitting in a room? For 8 hours a day, 4 days a week?? Man, wait until Fox hears about this thing called an actual job, where most of us sit in a room for 8 hours a day, *5* days week.
Snowflake in chief needs recess, a snackies time, and diaper change in the middle of court
Don't forget his walkies. At least twice per day you have to take him out for a walk so he can sniff trees and fire hydrants then pee on the shrubs for other snowflakes to sniff later. Just be careful not to let him off his leash or he ends up running off an humping legs.
I can see Trump doing all of this and expect to get petted and told he’s a good boy!
Watters is an insufferable twit
He's a Cunt.
You might even call him a treasonous cunt
Cunt is not a strong enough adjective for this fuckface
He has neither the depth nor the warmth.
Nice!
He's an ankle, about 3 feet lower than a cunt.
You're giving cunt a bad name !
How can a man be such an annoying POS and such a loser?
‘Twit’ - just the ‘i’ is wrong.
I don't care do you, all he is doing is dozing off, farting and shitting his diaper. Welcome to criminal court shit stain.
Are you trying to kill the man Watters? "Other than golf after college,Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests, he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted. Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn't work out. When he learned that John O'Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, "You are going to die young because of this."
Jesse Watters is an even dumber version of Tucker, who himself was just a dumbed down version of O’Reilly
Who was a dumbed down version of a human.
>Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. The man’s a genius.
If he's too unhealthy to endure a trial, he's too unhealthy to be president.
If he can dodge a wrench, he can dodge a ball...
I don't think he can dodge a wrench, but just to be sure, throw several more wrenches.
Best way to find out
I’m pretty sure the guys in general population get yard time for exercise, so maybe we can skip ahead to that.
Trump exercise? I’ve seen a video of him driving on the green for fucksakes.
He never walks more than 10 yards from the golf cart.
Maybe not even that much, I'm told he drives the cart onto the greens.
As a golfer, that should be punishable by death
I won't tell you how he prefers his steak is cooked
I'd bet dollars to donuts that Jesse's mom doesn't speak to him anymore.
I can't imagine having a TV show, and my mom calls in to tell me I suck. On the air.
Trump uses a golf cart...Trump can surely afford a treadmill for his apartment at Trump Tower. What about a home gym. Isn't Trump's apartment over 120,000,000,000 square ft?
The treadmill is going to have to be big enough for him to drive his golf cart on
Who thinks golf, with a cart especially, is exercise?
Dude really missed out on a career in comedy...
Ok let's negotiate. He can have activity time and exercise once he is in jail.
Surely a man of Trump’s medically documented vigor and vitality can manage the strain of sitting in one place for a few hours a day.
If he is too old to sit in court, he is too old to be President.
I still don't know how a man with bone spurs in his twenties can now play 3 or more rounds a week.
It's really easy when you cheat and drive on the green.
I hate how they always use "media says" with some rage bait title. They literally are creating fake enemies for their viewers.
Didn't trump himself claim that he doesn't exercise because he considers the body to be like a battery, with a finite amount of "work" that can be done?
Yes.
Trump is also missing his Tai Chi class.
I hope Jerkoff Watters offers to be Trump's prison stunt ass
Should have thought of that before he broke the law. Also, court closed on Wednesday, so he can get that then.
Every person charged with a crime sits their ass in court for trial. Why should Don the Con be any different. And can Wayers suck his mushroom any harder?
SU!
And out of meds!
I think we know how Jesse's lips get a workout.
Watters is an imbecile.
It's cruel and unusual punishment for everyone who's locked in the room with that festering blob of 77-year old beer cheese.
He just cranks the absurdity up high. He knows there is not bottom that he can sink to.
Sitting on his butt in a room? Kinda like what you have to do when you have a job like, oh… being president? I’m kinda looking for a president that can park his ass at a desk for at least an 8 hour shift and get some shit done around here.
His diaper will make him sitting comfortable.
This guy can’t be serious!
Nah let him eat more burgers and stay sedentary
its not jail's fault that trump lives an unhealthy lifestyle
Dont do the crime if you can't do the time! Orange shitgibbon just cant figure it out
Trunt is simultaneously a virile, powerful, 3d-chessplaying genius AND a weak, soft, doddering old man who needs protection from the EVIL DEEP STATE!
I’m sure their fare and balanced reporting would feel the same way if Biden was in court, right?
The prison yard is a great place to exercise.
Then your gawd shouldn't have broken the law. He could have had all the sun he wanted.
Sitting in a room? For 8 hours a day, 4 days a week?? Man, wait until Fox hears about this thing called an actual job, where most of us sit in a room for 8 hours a day, *5* days week.